Video: Shaq Freestyle (Kobe Dis)

Shaq goes for the Black Mamba’s jugular at a party in NY last night.

via TMZ

UPDATE: Shaq tells Stephen A. Smith that it was all jokes.

“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what mc’s do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was wrapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.”


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74 Responses to “Video: Shaq Freestyle (Kobe Dis)”

  1. sleep Says:

    pti the best sports talk show ever

  2. Phuque Says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ “Kobe How My Ass Taste?” [||]

  3. Eightys Baby Says:

    Man, all this is gonna do is Make Kobe that much more vicious next season. Shaq aint never gonna win another ring, so the freestyle may sting now, but we’ll see who has the last laugh.

  4. chea Says:

    Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    any of you niggas bowl?

    ^

    is the sky blue

    i’m the black big lebowski and i ain’t even black

  5. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    That Man Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    Is Scottie Pippen still broke?

    ^scottie has 17 kids, he’ll always be broke…

    but M.J holds him down though…

  6. chea Says:

    but M.J holds him down though…

    ^

    not like he holds down oakley!

  7. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.

    ^^^

    Bullshit.

  8. e-dubbs Says:

    he went in.. no way can he clean that up and say it was phun.. im more upset over the pat ewing line though! lol

  9. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    chea Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    any of you niggas bowl?

    ^

    is the sky blue

    i’m the black big lebowski and i ain’t even black

    ^smh…

    u dont want to see me son…

    i bowl right there on 75th and prairie, dolton bowl, brunswick…

    im askin cuz i never ball, and ive been tired of usin house balls, so i was wonderin what type of balls are suggested when i want to go throw some balls at the ball lane…

    do u have your own ball chea?

  10. Ron Says:

    Shaq dead ass wrong for the Ewing ether. BTW.. telling Superhead that John Salley’s dick was bigger than yours

    Shaq= Young Buck

    John Salley> Shaq

  11. sleep Says:

    Damm I actually holding this shit only 3 hrs til I get home but ima be farting like crazy in class

  12. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    *edit* ive never brought my own ball

  13. landLORD Says:

    ^^^^ im more upset over the pat ewing line though!

    —————

    … word …

  14. Belize Says:

    :::playing this for the 10th time:::

  15. embark Says:

    Im ONLY upset about the Ewing line.

  16. THE UNDERWRITER Says:

    NOLO.

  17. nunya bizness Says:

    Busted! I’m sure he didn’t know anyone was taping it. This makes me LOLs all over the place!

  18. Soul Assassins Says:

    […] Ha ha, this is some funny shit. Maricopa Sheriff Crazy Joe Arpaio, the same dude who has a boner for DMX, says he’s confiscating Shaq’s deputies badges because of the language he used during his Kobe dis freestyle in New York the other night. In case you don’t know, Shaq likes to run around pretending he’s law enforcement and so I’m guessing he feels like certain rules and standards don’t apply to him, just like actual cops do. Erndogg […]

  19. Garbage Glam! » Blog Archive » Nas, Snoop Pick Sides in Shaq/Kobe Rap Battle Says:

    […] Shaquille O’ Neal’s hilarious Kobe Bryant-trashing freestyle at a New York club on Sunday night has escalated into a proper rap beef. First, the former Los Angeles Lakers center/Fu’Schnicken guest was asked to turn in his Sheriff’s badge — Shaq Diesel volunteers as a police officer during the off-season — for using vulgar language, including the now-infamous “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.” The freestyle also had after shocks in the hip-hop community, with rappers quickly taking sides. Nas joined Team Shaq, saying “Shaq is my man, fuck Kobe.” Even Snoop Dogg calls the new Shaq/Kobe feud “beautiful,” hoping the fight would lead to a better rivalry on the court. Snoop, despite being a Lakers fan, said he wouldn’t write some comeback verses for Kobe because he “couldn’t disrespect Shaq.” He did offer to help find Kobe someone who would, however. Bryant, who made his own rap album that was supposedly so terrible it was buried for good, has yet to formally respond to O’Neal’s verses. […]

  20. Nas, Snoop Pick Sides in Shaq/Kobe Rap Battle - popnewsdaily.com Says:

    […] Shaquille O’ Neal’s hilarious Kobe Bryant-trashing freestyle at a New York club on Sunday night has escalated into a proper rap beef. First, the former Los Angeles Lakers center/Fu’Schnicken guest was asked to turn in his Sheriff’s badge — Shaq Diesel volunteers as a police officer during the off-season — for using vulgar language, including the now-infamous “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.” The freestyle also had after shocks in the hip-hop community, with rappers quickly taking sides. Nas joined Team Shaq, saying “Shaq is my man, fuck Kobe.” Even Snoop Dogg calls the new Shaq/Kobe feud “beautiful,” hoping the fight would lead to a better rivalry on the court. Snoop, despite being a Lakers fan, said he wouldn’t write some comeback verses for Kobe because he “couldn’t disrespect Shaq.” He did offer to help find Kobe someone who would, however. Bryant, who made his own rap album that was supposedly so terrible it was buried for good, has yet to formally respond to O’Neal’s verses. […]

  21. douglas martin Says:

    my favorite moment of the last week was watching pardon the interruption in my hotel room, and listening to the guys on the show BURST into laughter at his vasectomy line.

  22. Nah Right » Blog Archive » Shaq to Kobe (One Year Later) Says:

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  23. YDLAFAMS Says:

    Looks like Kobe did it without you and no e. coli aftertaste to speak of either. lol

  24. REL Says:

    shit well i guess he did (no pun intended)

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