Crooked I – 100K Freestyle

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The following is a submission Crook made for a 100K battle competition that Sway and Tech are holding over at Ursession.com.

Crooked I – 100K Freestyle

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70 Responses to “Crooked I – 100K Freestyle”

  1. Joe 88 Says:

    C.O.B

    Circle of busters (c) D.Billz

    hahahahaha

  2. Sean Coonery Says:

    # Sean Coonery Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:28 am

    # RIGZ Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 am

    “World going to flame like SODOM & GOMORRAH”

    If everyone turned gay, it would signal the end of the human race. That lets me know it isnt the correct way of living. Thats all I can really say on the matter

    ^good point.

  3. Rockabye Says:

    “I’ma rap like I got some type a respect for myself/I don’t do it for my health, man/I do it for the belt, man”

    Where RIGZ at? That’s the mentality.

    And I’m witchoo on the idea that you have to go in on a track like you’re the hottest shit God ever plopped. That ain’t just hip-hop; that’s making the most of your life.

  4. Sean Coonery Says:

    # eskay Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:18 am

    smh @ the idea that homosexuality is a “sin”

    thats some fucking medieval shit right there. I hate religion and people who let it run their lives.

    ^Nahright is HOMOPHOBIC

  5. THE-XFACTA Says:

    THE-XFACTA Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:31 am
    The best shit I’ve seen online in a minute!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWxwmQsW8Oc

  6. eskay Says:

    >>good point.

    thats not really a good point, because we know that would never happen, it’s a scientific impossibility.

  7. THE-XFACTA Says:

    I promise not to do the obligatory….

  8. THE-XFACTA Says:

    ^^^

    >>>>>Crooked I

  9. THE-XFACTA Says:

    Bottom line. I usually defend things that mean something to me or something I relate to. If a white guy said to me all blacks are dumb niggers I would defend my black people. If a Red Sox fan said the Yankees where garbage I would defend my Yankess. When I nigga claims the Bronx has no mc’s and is falling off (which is true), I still do everything I can do to defend the BX. See the trend? You usually defend shit you relate to or believe in so for all you dudes (i use that sparringly) that are defending and arguing for fags… I think it speaks volumes about you!

  10. Sean Coonery Says:

    Rockabye…but you have to understand…that being humble and modest in the real world…..is the best policy…

    It helps deter the arrogance and stuck up ness….

  11. THE-XFACTA Says:

    The best shit I’ve seen online in a minute!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWxwmQsW8Oc

  12. catch22 Says:

    crooked I is the new papoose

  13. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    Ya niggas some Nerds. fuckin Dweebs.

  14. duyukid Says:

    # eskay Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:18 am

    smh @ the idea that homosexuality is a “sin”

    thats some fucking medieval shit right there. I hate religion and people who let it run their lives.

    ^^^^^ i think everyone has a religion of some kind. even if its their own.

  15. chea Says:

    CIRCLE OF LOSSES

  16. Rockabye Says:

    # Sean Coonery Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:30 am

    # Sean Coonery Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:28 am

    # RIGZ Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 am

    “World going to flame like SODOM & GOMORRAH”

    If everyone turned gay, it would signal the end of the human race. That lets me know it isnt the correct way of living. Thats all I can really say on the matter

    ^good point.

    ^^^^^

    Read enough shit like that and you could forget that 90+% of the world is heterosexual and because homosexuality isn’t a contagion, it’s not like that figure’s gonna change. Pretty sure that’s not slowing the growth of the human race (6 billion and counting) any.

  17. Dem Says:

    So humans are more civilized because we frown on people eating their kids, so we should stamp out homosexuality?

    ^ well, were more civilized than the rest of the animal kindom for a number of reasons, but sure, i’d say not eating our young is a good jump off point..

    it’s our job as humans to NOT be blindly ruled by our instincts, IMO that’s what all the extra smarts are for.

  18. Sean Coonery Says:

    “ Lately, many people have been painting gentrification/hipsters/yuppies as a “problem” in their respective cities, while seemingly providing a free pass to all the thugs, hoodlums, and wanna-be gangstas that are the REAL problem in those cities. As of late the new trend is to despise groups of people, who are NOT involved in crime, who are NOT dependent on welfare/government programs, who are NOT the ones littering, destroying property, or vandalizing, who are NOT hanging out attacking people or otherwise making communities unsafe/undesirable, etc.

    These people are simply bringing mainstream American values back into many communities that had NONE, providing new investments, and beaming much-needed light into these ‘hoods. They have just as much right to live in these communities as the 3 generations of welfare recipients that have a stranglehold on many areas. “

  19. chea Says:

    eskay Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:18 am
    smh @ the idea that homosexuality is a “sin”

    ^

    says the dude who stays posting the gayest photos in the blogosphere (c) jim jones leathered up, joell getting a neck massage from a flaming barber, etc. etc. etc.

  20. THE-XFACTA Says:

    My comment about Lil Wayne being gay got all the faggots’ panties in a bunch. Wow!

  21. THE-XFACTA Says:

    I’m starting to believe Eskay spends a lot of quality time in the Village

  22. Rockabye Says:

    # Sean Coonery Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Rockabye…but you have to understand…that being humble and modest in the real world…..is the best policy…

    It helps deter the arrogance and stuck up ness….

    ^^^^^

    Since when has hip-hop not been a caricature of the real world? I’m not printing shirts saying I’ve got the best chick to ever step, but I believe it; I’m not writing posts telling all bloggers to fall back, but I think I do my thing well.

    Know your skills. Blow your trumpet. But know your role and know when to pipe down.

  23. RIGZ Says:

    Rockabye

    thats what I’m saying, seems you understand

    I think alot of people tend to forget that rules of the “real world” dont really apply in Hip-Hop (or not the same anyway)…Humbleness was never really awarded or even part of Hip-Hop

    Now that I think of it, I cant name one humble Hip-Hop legend…I would say Dilla, but Dilla was the opposite of humble on tracks

    You have to remember Hip-Hop = THE MATRIX.

  24. chea Says:

    i don’t mind hipsters generally but these trust fund babies with arafat scarves around their necks living in an urban area on mommy and daddy’s coin from age 20 – 35 need to tie a cement block to their feet and hop off a f*cking bridge

  25. duyukid Says:

    Dem Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
    So humans are more civilized because we frown on people eating their kids, so we should stamp out homosexuality?

    ^ well, were more civilized than the rest of the animal kindom for a number of reasons, but sure, i’d say not eating our young is a good jump off point..

    it’s our job as humans to NOT be blindly ruled by our instincts, IMO that’s what all the extra smarts are for.

    ^^^^
    agreed.

  26. D_Block_4_life Says:

    The outter ignorance is a bit mind boggling….

  27. chea Says:

    AIDS virus > mazzi

  28. D_Block_4_life Says:

    utter***

  29. RIGZ Says:

    Read enough shit like that and you could forget that 90+% of the world is heterosexual and because homosexuality isn’t a contagion, it’s not like that figure’s gonna change. Pretty sure that’s not slowing the growth of the human race (6 billion and counting) any.

    ^^^

    Nah, I didnt mean it WOULD happen. I dont think the world could turn gay completely…

    Its just an observation, that lets me know that aint the way man is meant to be living…

    Thats all

  30. THE-XFACTA Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 am
    The outter ignorance is a bit mind boggling….

    ——–

    Says the nigga with D-Block -4-life- as his name… “A group of nigga who bash faggots (nothings wrong with that), kill about 10 niggas per every hot 16 they drop, claim they got 4,000 straps and sell crack everday..” Oh yeah everyone else is ignorant.. GTFOH

  31. catch22 Says:

    *takes the blue pill*

  32. sleep Says:

    My girl dragged me to sex and the city this weekend can anybody feel my pain

  33. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Says the nigga with D-Block -4-life- as his name… “A group of nigga who bash faggots (nothings wrong with that), kill about 10 niggas per every hot 16 they drop, claim they got 4,000 straps and sell crack everday..” Oh yeah everyone else is ignorant.. GTFOH
    ^^^^
    You win i lose

  34. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    Zoe Saldana > Beyonce (Looks)

  35. chea Says:

    sleep Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 am
    My girl dragged me to sex and the city this weekend can anybody feel my pain

    ^

    sarah jessica parker embodies everything i love about skeezy hot middle-aged jewish women

  36. Rockabye Says:

    # duyukid Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:35 am

    # eskay Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:18 am

    smh @ the idea that homosexuality is a “sin”

    thats some fucking medieval shit right there. I hate religion and people who let it run their lives.

    ^^^^^ i think everyone has a religion of some kind. even if its their own.

    ^^^^^

    I feel that. I’m not a churchgoer and wouldn’t describe myself as anything more than agnostic, but I still feel like there has to be something more out there. I don’t agree, I’m guessing like eskay, with priests and pastors who spend time teaching that homosexuality’s a sin or that you have to be a tithing member of an organized religion to guarantee yourself passage to heaven.

    But that doesn’t mean I don’t try to live my life in a way that I think is more or less agreeable with some Thing Most High, to treat people with respect and love and tolerance rather than hate and bigotry.

  37. Big Homie Says:

    Zoe Saldana > Beyonce (Looks)

    ^ Cosigns

  38. Sean Coonery Says:

    Charlotte > Samantha

    Samantha > Sarah Jessica Parker

    Sarah Jessica Parker > Miranda

    I can’t believe I watch this show. SMH @ Me.

  39. RIGZ Says:

    # chea Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 am

    AIDS virus > mazzi

    ^^^^
    Wow lol

    Nosign.

    Because AIDs aint better than anything

    Mazzi >> Mic Terror

  40. D_Block_4_life Says:

    sarah jessica parker embodies everything i love about skeezy hot middle-aged jewish women
    ^^^^
    I think she was voted the most unsexiest woman living in some magazine or some shyt, it was in the daily news

  41. catch22 Says:

    sarah jessica parker embodies everything i love about skeezy hot middle-aged jewish women

    ^^
    that bitch looks like a walking jew skeleton

  42. Sean Coonery Says:

    # THE-XFACTA Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:45 am

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 am
    The outter ignorance is a bit mind boggling….

    ——–

    Says the nigga with D-Block -4-life- as his name… “A group of nigga who bash faggots (nothings wrong with that), kill about 10 niggas per every hot 16 they drop, claim they got 4,000 straps and sell crack everday..” Oh yeah everyone else is ignorant.. GTFOH

    ^D-Block does that for real.

  43. Rockabye Says:

    # RIGZ Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:41 am

    Rockabye

    thats what I’m saying, seems you understand

    I think alot of people tend to forget that rules of the “real world” dont really apply in Hip-Hop (or not the same anyway)…Humbleness was never really awarded or even part of Hip-Hop

    Now that I think of it, I cant name one humble Hip-Hop legend…I would say Dilla, but Dilla was the opposite of humble on tracks

    You have to remember Hip-Hop = THE MATRIX.

    ^^^^^

    red pill taken

  44. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Yo digi you dont got no new shyt? email me suttin fam…

  45. THE-XFACTA Says:

    ea Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 am
    sleep Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 am
    My girl dragged me to sex and the city this weekend can anybody feel my pain

    ^

    sarah jessica parker embodies everything i love about skeezy hot middle-aged jewish women

    ———-

    Are you serious? That bitch is ugly then a motherfucker!! All them bitches is ugly!

    Girlfriends>Sex & the City

  46. Dem Says:

    LF: how do ya’ll nigz handle being cut off in traffic? do you just honk, bird it up and K.I.M. or what? i got cut off.. damn near sideswiped by some old white guy in a benz this weekend… had to change lanes and im looking at him as i go to pass and he pulls up and past me… so we dip thru traffic on some bond shit… my chick is yelling for me to stop… i pull up on dude and start acting a nigger and what not, he yelling back and pulls off. i follow him for a while and my chick is like NO so i tail off.

    how do you handle blatantly rude people in traffic?

  47. catch22 Says:

    how do you handle blatantly rude people in traffic?

    ^^
    circle their crib

  48. b-ease Says:

    I think she was voted the most unsexiest woman living in some magazine or some shyt, it was in the daily news

    ^^^
    Yea, it was her, the Asian chick from Sideways and the hospital show whose name escapes me right now, Britney, Amy Winehouse, and another chick I cant think of right now. Pretty accurate list.

  49. Sean Coonery Says:

    # chea Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 am

    i don’t mind hipsters generally but these trust fund babies with arafat scarves around their necks living in an urban area on mommy and daddy’s coin from age 20 – 35 need to tie a cement block to their feet and hop off a f*cking bridge

    ^ haha

  50. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Says the nigga with D-Block -4-life- as his name… “A group of nigga who bash faggots (nothings wrong with that), kill about 10 niggas per every hot 16 they drop, claim they got 4,000 straps and sell crack everday..” Oh yeah everyone else is ignorant.. GTFOH

    ^D-Block does that for real.
    ^^^^
    Its called entertainment and im a fan….why would i actually believe they do ALL of that…..im talking about real life

  51. RIGZ Says:

    Random:

    Roots Manuva’s new album is gonna be kinda mindblowing

  52. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    Sean Coonery Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:48 am

    Charlotte > Samantha

    Samantha > Sarah Jessica Parker

    Sarah Jessica Parker > Miranda

    I can’t believe I watch this show. SMH @ Me.

    ^^^
    No Sur, the redhead Dyke can get it!

  53. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # D_Block_4_life Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:49 am

    sarah jessica parker embodies everything i love about skeezy hot middle-aged jewish women
    ^^^^
    I think she was voted the most unsexiest woman living in some magazine or some shyt, it was in the daily news
    ^^^

    sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

    ^ these people … *death*

  54. Dem Says:

    circle their crib

    ^ i thought that too, but i dont have any DMV connects

  55. D_Block_4_life Says:

    No Sur, the redhead Dyke can get it!
    ^^^^^
    If your refering to Miranda thats an automatic loss

  56. THE-XFACTA Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Says the nigga with D-Block -4-life- as his name… “A group of nigga who bash faggots (nothings wrong with that), kill about 10 niggas per every hot 16 they drop, claim they got 4,000 straps and sell crack everday..” Oh yeah everyone else is ignorant.. GTFOH

    ^D-Block does that for real.
    ^^^^
    Its called entertainment and im a fan….why would i actually believe they do ALL of that…..im talking about real life

    ^^^

    Not to mention Jada comes from a stable middleincome family…

  57. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Not to mention Jada comes from a stable middleincome family
    ^^^^
    Word

  58. CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:54 am
    No Sur, the redhead Dyke can get it!
    ^^^^^
    If your refering to Miranda thats an automatic loss

    ^^^
    No Sur… my ex had fucked up teeth like her and her mout was wet like her pussy…. BEST HEAD EVER!!!

  59. THE-XFACTA Says:

    LF: This Sat was the first time I ever watch MMA.. What’s the big deal about this nigga Kimbo? He almost got his ass busted in the 2nd round by a bunch of elbows…. And why did the white guy go in the ring with a fucking midget stuck in his fucking ear?

  60. Rockabye Says:

    # Dem Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:37 am

    So humans are more civilized because we frown on people eating their kids, so we should stamp out homosexuality?

    ^ well, were more civilized than the rest of the animal kindom for a number of reasons, but sure, i’d say not eating our young is a good jump off point..

    it’s our job as humans to NOT be blindly ruled by our instincts, IMO that’s what all the extra smarts are for.

    ^^^^^

    You’re aware that people have been looking for and found a “God gene” that makes humans prone to spirituality, that in some way we’re wired for believing in something more?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_gene

    There’s instinct right there, an inclination towards religion. Blindly accepting God, then, or Christianity, or Islam, or Rasta, or Judaism, or what have you: Isn’t that giving in to an instinct?

  61. D_Block_4_life Says:

    No Sur… my ex had fucked up teeth like her and her mout was wet like her pussy…. BEST HEAD EVER!!!
    ^^^^
    Lolol haaa

  62. Sean Coonery Says:

    # Dem Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 am

    LF: how do ya’ll nigz handle being cut off in traffic? do you just honk, bird it up and K.I.M. or what? i got cut off.. damn near sideswiped by some old white guy in a benz this weekend… had to change lanes and im looking at him as i go to pass and he pulls up and past me… so we dip thru traffic on some bond shit… my chick is yelling for me to stop… i pull up on dude and start acting a nigger and what not, he yelling back and pulls off. i follow him for a while and my chick is like NO so i tail off.

    how do you handle blatantly rude people in traffic?

    ^Ride up close to him and spit on his windshield….Tell your girl to give you roadhead too…

    HHAHA

  63. chea Says:

    RIGZ Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:49 am
    # chea Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 am

    AIDS virus > mazzi

    ^^^^
    Wow lol

    Nosign.

    Because AIDs aint better than anything

    Mazzi >> Mic Terror

    ^

    as a muslim who hates the perception that we’re violent, all i need to see to write somebody off is 10 iranian monkeys jumping around a screen rocking keffiyehs pretending that they’re squeezing triggers at a hipsters rapper

    that somebody is mazzi

    i truly want to know what sort of family life mazzi has. if his dad’s dead or in jail and his mom is a dope fiend and he’s making a video like this in the hood, then may’be i’ll chalk it up to environment

    but let me find out he’s living comfortable in new jersey and that his parents are professionals. i think if mic terror does a little bid of digging it won’t be hard to expose mazzi

  64. catch22 Says:

    What’s the big deal about this nigga Kimbo?

    ^^
    his not that good. he’s got a serious punch but the rest of his game is weak. all it takes is someone with a good ground game to take him down and fuck him up. but the people who put together his fights purposely but him against some washed up fighters he could manhandle to generate some hype for the nationaly televised shit they showed on sat. on the real though he is gahbidge. (insert no homos where necessary)

  65. Dem Says:

    kimbo has punching power you dont wanna be on the wrong end of (nah). when he knocks niggas out, its quite a sight to behold… but other than that, he slow, his ground game is garbage and stamina is non-existent… prolly cuz he used to those early fight KOs

  66. Rockabye Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 am

    I think she was voted the most unsexiest woman living in some magazine or some shyt, it was in the daily news

    ^^^
    Yea, it was her, the Asian chick from Sideways and the hospital show whose name escapes me right now, Britney, Amy Winehouse, and another chick I cant think of right now. Pretty accurate list.

    ^^^^^

    Sandra Oh off Grey’s Anatomy. She’s got a longish face; so does Parker. I wouldn’t touch Britney or Winehouse with Soulja Boy’s Soulja Boy triple-wrapped in Trojans and dipped in formaldehyde, so those makes sense, but the other two, that’s just men having one standard for beauty and women who don’t fit it (not) getting dicked. Doesn’t make them unsexy to the dudes they’re with…

  67. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    Sarah Jessia Parker looks like a foot (c) Peter Griffin

  68. lo k Says:

    RIGZ Says:

    June 2nd, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Random:

    Roots Manuva’s new album is gonna be kinda mindblowing

    ^^^I’m curious about that… the only track I really know of his is “Witness” from way back when… there was some single they sent to me a few years ago that I wasn’t feeling, but I’m interested to see what he does in this new climate…

  69. Mr.White Says:

    The Illest Rap Site On The Planet

    http://www.bronxrap.com

    – Mr.White

  70. koolg Says:

    crooked i > everyone above

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