VIDEO: Joe Budden Interview with DJ Enuff

Enuff has been going in with the interviews lately.


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  1. nation Says:

    couldn’t let Rick Ross breathe like his third mayonnaise sammich

  2. cOLD Says:

    ^ lol Icon dude was curled up in the fetal position. Love be crippling niggas lol. Niggas get sick and grow beards.

  3. nation Says:

    cOLD touched it in Miami

  4. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ lol Icon dude was curled up in the fetal position. Love be crippling niggas lol. Niggas get sick and grow beards.

    ***LMAO—true, though…

  5. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Gotta keep up…..

  6. landLORD Says:

    landLORD Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    cOLD Says:

    I’m headed home to listen to the new usher

    ^*blank stare*

    —————–

    … word … usher ?!? …

    *suddenly smells shit*

  7. nation Says:

    >> *suddenly smells shit*

    damn

  8. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    sleep Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    I buy niggas ablum I only illegally download single songs cause if I work hard on something I wouldn’t want people stealing my shit. You treat people how u want to be treated. And what’s wrong with listening to usher

    ***FLOOR…I don’t know why, but this shit made me laugh hard as a mug (none)

  9. nation Says:

    >> southpark > family guy > Simpsons

    late but proper co-sign

  10. landLORD Says:

    *edit*

    somebody said: I’m headed home to listen to the new usher

    cold said: ^*blank stare*

    —————–

    … word … usher ?!? …

    *suddenly smells shit*

  11. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    allhiphop.com/stories/features/archive/2008/05/27/19949474.aspx
    ^^^^
    young berg’s mildly entertaining(no homo)

  12. lo k Says:

    ****I tried that vegan shit, for about a month- lasted up until somebody brought Cluck-U wangs to the Superbowl Party, lol…but for real, I might go back to it, because I felt like a million bucks- energized, refreshed, and the whole nine…

    ^^^everytime I see some crazy overweight person waddling down the street, I feel a little better about not eating whatever insane processed food they just ate…

    You don’t even have to go vegan… I still eat dairy and eggs… but if you remove all meat from your diet as well as anything with High Fructose Corn Syrup (or any derivative sweetener, hell plain sugar is even better than that stuff) and Monosodium Glutimate (MSG), you’re guaranteed to lose weight provided you don’t eat straight ice cream, pizza and french fries all the time…

    most gelatin and mono & di glycerides aer derived from pork, so hypothetically you should stay away from that stuff (whole grain bread is better for you anyway)…

    salads without drenching them in dressing are kind of important too…

    there are other little particulars, but that’s most of the stuff that be effin’ people up…

  13. cOLD Says:

    >> southpark > family guy > Simpsons

    late but proper co-sign

    ^ no American Dad

    family guy >>>

  14. CiCi The Intern Says:

    DPS … you have issues …

  15. cOLD Says:

    losing weight is gay

  16. nation Says:

    I can’t be bothered with sitting down and watching an episode of American Dad… or even Simpsons for that matter. I can watch single clips of Family Guy, but smh @ all these cartoons about lazy parenting… Matt Groening and Seth MacFarlane need hugs

    I can sit down, and anticipate the blank stares on South Park more than hyping up an crappy Sunday night line up on Fox. smh… how is King of the Hell still on?

    Futurama was kinda dope

  17. pockets Says:

    >> southpark > family guy > Simpsons

    late but proper co-sign

    ^yo i hope ur not talking about all time. all time greatest show is hands down the simpsons.

  18. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    You don’t even have to go vegan… I still eat dairy and eggs… but if you remove all meat from your diet as well as anything with High Fructose Corn Syrup (or any derivative sweetener, hell plain sugar is even better than that stuff) and Monosodium Glutimate (MSG), you’re guaranteed to lose weight provided you don’t eat straight ice cream, pizza and french fries all the time…

    ***I don’t eat beef or pork—haven’t for like 10 years…generally, I’m pretty good to myself (none), except for the excessive weekend drankin’, lol…unless I’m mixing it with Henny, I don’t even drink soda…pretty much water…”i drink a little liquor, lots of water and juices” (c) Black Thought

  19. SDP Says:

    joe buddens is dat dude.

    and family guy is dat cartoon

  20. nation Says:

    >> losing weight is gay

    only if you go to those kind of gyms

    pushing shit out > getting your shit pushed back

  21. cOLD Says:

    DPS … you have issues …

    ^where he at, wrong blog sunshine.

  22. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    cOLD Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    losing weight is gay

    ***LMAO…why’d I imagine Cartman saying that (none)?

  23. pockets Says:

    I can watch single clips of Family Guy

    ^werd cuz the plots make no sense…ill watch single joke clips on youtube cuz those are usually the only good parts of that show…

  24. nation Says:

    >> yo i hope ur not talking about all time. all time greatest show is hands down the simpsons.

    i don’t know about all that, i cant record all that in my head, i’m just telling you right now, I can sit down and download an episode of South Park and get nuff laughs. Family Guy is okay, I hate how many people like it because they have to standardize it for the idiots, but the Simpsons have 0 appeal

  25. pockets Says:

    losing weight is gay

    only if you go to those kind of gyms

    ^werd i saw this skinny gay dude easily bench twice as much as some huge football playing looking dude

  26. pockets Says:

    but the Simpsons have 0 appeal

    ^u had no childhood then. my entire sense of humor came from that show (shutup) and how can u not watch the classic episodes and just get mad into it

    early simpsons=classic storytelling

    im not talking about the recent seasons btw

  27. landLORD Says:

    … gaining weight is gay …

  28. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    losing weight is gay

    only if you go to those kind of gyms

    ^werd i saw this skinny gay dude easily bench twice as much as some huge football playing looking dude

    ***You don’t fight faggots– everybody thinks they’re lil’ bitches that you can just beat up, but them niggas take it in the ass for fun—you think a punch is gonna hurt a faggot? (c) Patrice O’Neal, I think? (none, whatsoever)

  29. crazy88since88 Says:

    pockets Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    but the Simpsons have 0 appeal

    ^u had no childhood then. my entire sense of humor came from that show (shutup) and how can u not watch the classic episodes and just get mad into it

    early simpsons=classic storytelling

    im not talking about the recent seasons btw

    ^^^
    yup.

  30. pockets Says:

    ^werd i saw this skinny gay dude easily bench twice as much as some huge football playing looking dude

    ^too bad hes gonna use all that power to pound dudes up the anus…

  31. nation Says:

    >> werd cuz the plots make no sense…ill watch single joke clips on youtube cuz those are usually the only good parts of that show…

    den hulu is dat website

    http://www.youtube.com/user/huluDotCom

  32. pockets Says:

    take it in the ass for fun—you think a punch is gonna hurt a faggot?

    ^LOL

  33. Brad Cessley Says:

    The Simpsons is for gays…

  34. pockets Says:

    @ nation, werd i watch those hulu clips too lol

  35. landLORD Says:

    … greatest TV Show of all time = ESPN Sportscenter …

    … 2nd Place = El Show De Iris Chacon …

  36. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^too bad hes gonna use all that power to pound dudes up the anus…

    ***FLOOR

  37. pockets Says:

    …i cant watch single joke clips of simpsons tho…u need to watch the joke in the context of the episode…i would have to watch the entire episode…

  38. PHOENIXXX Says:

    Nah Right presents – Boxing With Homosexuals (hosted by Icon and Evander Holyfield nh)

  39. landLORD Says:

    Brad Cessley Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    The Simpsons is for gays…

    ————–

    … and other societal misfits …

  40. crazy88since88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Brad Cessley Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    The Simpsons is for gays…

    ————–

    … and other societal misfits …

    ^^^
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  41. Joe 88 Says:

    I don’t own no XBOX or no Playstation, cause I don’t play no games, that’s why I aint all up in niggas faces – 9th ward

    ^He might get a street buzz off the strength of how hard he tries to explain why he’s real (c) Plies, Gucci Mane

    His skills don’t matter, skills haven’t mattered since………..

  42. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    aiight, fam- traffic time…audi

  43. cOLD Says:

    … greatest TV Show of all time = ESPN Sportscenter

    ^do they have big breasted women on that show, like the spanish channels

  44. Jud Buechler Says:

    Hot sausage po-boy’s are 30 times better than being a vegan….

    vegan is for gays

  45. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    You don’t even have to go vegan… I still eat dairy and eggs… but if you remove all meat from your diet as well as anything with High Fructose Corn Syrup (or any derivative sweetener, hell plain sugar is even better than that stuff) and Monosodium Glutimate (MSG), you’re guaranteed to lose weight provided you don’t eat straight ice cream, pizza and french fries all the time…

    most gelatin and mono & di glycerides aer derived from pork, so hypothetically you should stay away from that stuff (whole grain bread is better for you anyway)…
    ^^^^
    how hard is it to find food without corn syrup in it, i think just about everything but vegetables and meat has it in it(nhjic)

  46. landLORD Says:

    … Most slept on TV show = Maximum Exposure … hilarious video clips of people doing stupid shit, getting hurt and dieing and shit, with clever, smart-ass commentary by the video host … the predecessor of many Youtube clips …

  47. Jud Buechler Says:

    Anyone seen that Buckeey sex tape?……Her head skills is straight trash, but she can sure work that dick though…..her pound game is better than her head game…..

    Her bootyhole looked fucked up though, like she take it in the ass or something.

  48. pockets Says:

    Hot sausage po-boy’s are 30 times better

    ^said the nigga who raped me

  49. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    vegan is for gays
    ^^^^
    lol

  50. Joe 88 Says:

    *Turns up unnamed nature song*

    Nature > Nass (on the same track)

  51. Jud Buechler Says:

    lol, ya’ll still on that joke?

  52. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    sabado gigante >>>>>

  53. pockets Says:

    with clever, smart-ass commentary by the video host …

    ^lmao

    “Now THATS what i call using YOUR HEAD *guy cracks head on pavement after jumping from roof to roof*”

  54. cOLD Says:

    Her bootyhole looked fucked up though, like she take it in the ass or something.

    ^whats wrong with that bo Jud

  55. lo k Says:

    ***You don’t fight faggots– everybody thinks they’re lil’ bitches that you can just beat up, but them niggas take it in the ass for fun—you think a punch is gonna hurt a faggot? (c) Patrice O’Neal, I think? (none, whatsoever)

    ^^^hahahaha… that’s a damn shame… smh…

  56. crazy88since88 Says:

    Jud Buechler Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    Anyone seen that Buckeey sex tape?……Her head skills is straight trash, but she can sure work that dick though…..her pound game is better than her head game…..

    Her bootyhole looked fucked up though, like she take it in the ass or something.

    ^^^
    HER pussy dryer then a PeanutButter & Cheese Sammach.

  57. landLORD Says:

    cOLD Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    … greatest TV Show of all time = ESPN Sportscenter

    ^do they have big breasted women on that show, like the spanish channels

    —————

    … just the occasional Serena Williams sweating her big fine ass off, video montage … for more adult entertainment i would refer you to my 2nd Place entry … Iris Chacon is the all-time Queen of big-breasted spanish-channel broads …

  58. landLORD Says:

    … Caliente > Sabado Gigante …

  59. Jud Buechler Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    Her bootyhole looked fucked up though, like she take it in the ass or something.

    ^whats wrong with that bo Jud
    _________________________________________________

    Her booty hole look ashy and dusty, thats what’s wrong…..Respectable women don’t usually go that route, but the hoes will let you fuck in the ass….But what would one expect from a flavor of love chick?

  60. rex hussla Says:

    … Most slept on TV show = Maximum Exposure … hilarious video clips of people doing stupid shit, getting hurt and dieing and shit, with clever, smart-ass commentary by the video host … the predecessor of many Youtube clips …
    __________________________________________________________

    co-sign…

    *slow motion on boat crash* *zoom in*

    “Check out this dudes sweeeeet mullet”

  61. crazy88since88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    … Caliente > Sabado Gigante …

    ^^^
    THATS THE TRUTH! …i been watchin that show for years and dont know WHAT the fuck they be sayin, nor do i give a shit. im like 8 years in…

  62. pockets Says:

    PeanutButter

    ^btw ive been HOOKED on them lately im bout to eat one right now, get some protein too pause, i watched this clip online of some deebo looking dude giving tips on how to get brawlic, dude rite there in the video downed half a gallon of milk, ate like half the Jif container with a spoon, and then downed a protein shake or someshit in under two minutes (for breakfast)…true story i got hyped and went to the kitchen and drank like three seconds from the milk gallon and spat it all out and my tummy hurted

  63. pockets Says:

    come to think of it the dude in the video looked like boosie…

  64. cOLD Says:

    Her booty hole look ashy and dusty, thats what’s wrong…..Respectable women don’t usually go that route, but the hoes will let you fuck in the ass….But what would one expect from a flavor of love chick?

    ^damn. wait a minuite…. so you’re saying you want a respectable woman in the bed, not a slore?

  65. PHOENIXXX Says:

    # E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    sabado gigante >>>>>

    ^^^^

    a lot of truth in this statement

  66. pockets Says:

    *slow motion on boat crash* *zoom in*

    “Check out this dudes sweeeeet mullet”

    ^LOL

  67. crazy88since88 Says:

    …Applaud Pockets.

  68. pockets Says:

    eww i would never go up the ass thats disgusting plus the hole is so tiny for my huge cock so i dunno it would hurt, and i would surely love the chick im hittin or else i wouldnt smash…

  69. cOLD Says:

    come to think of it the dude in the video looked like boosie…

    ^ pockets thats suspect even by your standards.

  70. pockets Says:

    come to think of it the dude in the video looked like boosie…

    ^ pockets thats suspect even by your standards.

    ^*signs off* *for real*

  71. Jud Buechler Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    Her booty hole look ashy and dusty, thats what’s wrong…..Respectable women don’t usually go that route, but the hoes will let you fuck in the ass….But what would one expect from a flavor of love chick?

    ^damn. wait a minuite…. so you’re saying you want a respectable woman in the bed, not a slore?
    _____________________________________________________________

    A woman can put it down in the bed without being a (“slore”?)……So you saying you want a slore and not a respectable woman?…..I don’t get it….

    Everybody want a freak in the sheets….But if you got a main chick…..you don’t want no superhead type hoes….who let niggas nut in they face….Those are only pop-offs fam

  72. landLORD Says:

    Rex said

    “Check out this dudes sweeeeet mullet”

    —————–

    ..LOLOLOL … word … he STAY ethering the mullett hair folks … he had a whole segment once, pointing out that most bad shit usually happened to people who wear mulletts and live in rural areas … swear to God … dude needs more exposure …

  73. pockets Says:

    ^damn. wait a minuite…. so you’re saying you want a respectable woman in the bed, not a slore?
    _____________________________________________________________

    So you saying you want a slore and not a respectable woman?…..I don’t get it….

    ^this conversation is hilarious

  74. pockets Says:

    dude needs more exposure …

    ^werd i wanna chill with that dude and walk around in the street and have him comment on everything that dudes the ultimate “broski”

  75. landLORD Says:

    … Caliente = the latino Soul Train … without the corny ass host … and soul train scramble board …

  76. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    PeanutButter

    ^btw ive been HOOKED on them lately im bout to eat one right now, get some protein too pause, i watched this clip online of some deebo looking dude giving tips on how to get brawlic, dude rite there in the video downed half a gallon of milk, ate like half the Jif container with a spoon, and then downed a protein shake or someshit in under two minutes (for breakfast)…true story i got hyped and went to the kitchen and drank like three seconds from the milk gallon and spat it all out and my tummy hurted
    ^^^^
    question for any of the nahright population that have been incarcerated, how come every person that went to jail(nhjic) always talks about eating peanut butter to bulk up(no homo, no homo)

  77. cOLD Says:

    A woman can put it down in the bed without being a (”slore”?)……So you saying you want a slore and not a respectable woman?…..I don’t get it….

    Everybody want a freak in the sheets….But if you got a main chick…..you don’t want no superhead type hoes….who let niggas nut in they face….Those are only pop-offs fam

    I guess its a matter of preference, I was saying in general I’d prefer a dirty disgusting chick whos down for whatever. Not some chick thats scared to get jizzed on the face and is mad timid.

  78. D. Billz Says:

    eskay Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    >>^ Says the same ninja who probably got an imported beer collection.

    whats that have to do with anything?

    ^ I meant that you’re probably a glutton. And lol @ you not denyin’ it.

    eskay Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    I’m lactose intolerant like a motherfucker, but that don’t mean I’m depriving myself of the goodness that is cheese.

    ^I’m lactose as well. But cheese is just not good for you overall. I know that might seem hypocritical because I still eat chicken and fish, but the process for makin’ cheese and what it does to your heart, arteries, and colon is ridic.

  79. lo k Says:

    >>>how hard is it to find food without corn syrup in it, i think just about everything but vegetables and meat has it in it(nhjic)

    ^^^actually it’s kind of a pain in the ass (no gay gym lurker)… There are very few things in your typical 7/11 that aren’t there to kill you…. even in the supermarkets it’s difficult, which is why a lot of times you might have to go to a Whole Foods, Trader Joe’s, or a supermarket with a “health food” section… you just have to get in the habit of reading the ingredients labels and anything that has multiple ingredients with more than three syllables, don’t buy it…

    and you’re right things either have the corn syrup or the MSG in place or regular sugar or salt… those things coupled with the hormones and chemicals they inject into the meat (nilton) are what make people fat and eff up their health… aside from the fact that most American’s are lazy sacks of chit….

  80. landLORD Says:

    … LMAO .. Pockets, you foul … no explanation neccesary …

  81. Jud Buechler Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    A woman can put it down in the bed without being a (”slore”?)……So you saying you want a slore and not a respectable woman?…..I don’t get it….

    Everybody want a freak in the sheets….But if you got a main chick…..you don’t want no superhead type hoes….who let niggas nut in they face….Those are only pop-offs fam

    I guess its a matter of preference, I was saying in general I’d prefer a dirty disgusting chick whos down for whatever. Not some chick thats scared to get jizzed on the face and is mad timid.
    ____________________________________________________________

    True, but those aren’t the chicks that I want to have more than a ten minute conversation with and kick it with…..You feel me?…

    Would you want that dirty disgusting girl, as a wifey type though?

  82. cOLD Says:

    yo lo k, do you know the connection between foods and poplulation control, if not look it up.

  83. D. Billz Says:

    Cosign Maximum Exposure. It’s like Faces of Death Lite.

    *dapz landLORD & Boosie*

  84. pockets Says:

    yo lo k u prolly always eat at those juice bar type places that i always stand in front of while i eat philly cheese steaks with my squad of twenty

  85. Jud Buechler Says:

    whats good billz

  86. pockets Says:

    y is it everyone decides to log on when im bout to leave my house laterrr

  87. D. Billz Says:

    I had mango jerk fish with rice and peas this weekend for the first time. I want a plate of that in my casket.

  88. pockets Says:

    I had mango jerk fish

    ^i also have a friend named Mango, dudes a fruit

  89. cOLD Says:

    Would you want that dirty disgusting girl, as a wifey type though?

    *pleads fifth*

    Nah thats a tricky question. I say yes if shes only that way with me, but the truth of the matter is most chicks like that are freaks by nature. So you’ll be hard pressed trying to tame dat ass. Then again if you wifed up you want to make sure your wifey holds you down in that department. So ….

  90. Brad Cessley Says:

    ^i also have a friend named Mango, dudes a fruit

    ^^^
    For dude not to be a fruit, his name would need a disclaimer

  91. D. Billz Says:

    pockets Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    I had mango jerk fish

    ^i also have a friend named Mango, dudes a fruit

    ^ http://www.instantrimshot.com/

  92. lo k Says:

    cOLD Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    yo lo k, do you know the connection between foods and poplulation control, if not look it up.

    ^^^nah…. you know I stay politickin’ with the mayor about that stuff… nothin’ specific, but if it’s anything like all the shit that they feed us thru the TV and music and what not, it makes sense… that’s why everything is genectically modified to be absolutely useless…

  93. blaze22 Says:

    So I hear Carter 3 is leaking tonight??

  94. nation Says:

    Право Nah

    http://www.tinyurl.com/5zsek3

  95. Jud Buechler Says:

    No shots at all……But I gotta question/ statement for cold…..

    Sometimes I think you are nas….because you are on your alien shit, and you try to be a peaceful and righteous brother, and come with that worldly wisdom and try to impart it to others….But….

    It seems like there’s a whole other side of you that seems like you’re into S&M, and fucking prostitutes off the street, eating pussy and butt, and swinging, and whips and chains and all that freaky sexual shit……

    I’m just saying fam….cause nas’ personal life is nothing like his rap lyrics….So thats where I see the similarities

  96. pockets Says:

    I had mango jerk fish

    ^i also have a friend named Mango, dudes a fruit

    ^ http://www.instantrimshot.com/

    ^ROFL

  97. D. Billz Says:

    LF: Athens, GA look like the beginning of every civil rights movie. Word to random crakkkas honkin’ at me and the homies as we walked down the block.

  98. lo k Says:

    pockets Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    yo lo k u prolly always eat at those juice bar type places that i always stand in front of while i eat philly cheese steaks with my squad of twenty

    ^^^not even…. you’re thinking of the fruit who was benching that weight while looking at your football player friend…

    smh @ people thinking they have to make something “special” because it’s vegetarian… back in the day eating meat was special, more often you would find plates without meat cuz it was expensive… WWII done fucked up for everyone…

  99. D. Billz Says:

    And everybody round there got a fuckin’ system in their whip. I mean, even the ninjas with the raggedy ass whips on dubs with tints.

  100. rex hussla Says:

    *smh @ anybody dating, let alone WIFING a slore*

    I’ve seen it happen many times…always ends the same…terrible

  101. Jud Buechler Says:

    what is a slore anyway?

  102. D. Billz Says:

    rex hussla… blaze22…

    What it is?

  103. D. Billz Says:

    slore = a slutty whore

    Which is sayin’ the same thing twice, but go figure…

  104. cOLD Says:

    It seems like there’s a whole other side of you that seems like you’re into S&M, and fucking prostitutes off the street, eating pussy and butt, and swinging, and whips and chains and all that freaky sexual shit……

    I’m just saying fam….cause nas’ personal life is nothing like his rap lyrics….So thats where I see the similarities

    ^truth there are multiple sides to me and its my honesty that allows you to see that. the S&M shit is a lil far fetched but I have fucked mad amounts of hookes ate ass and pussy all while speeding on the highway drunk. Thats no longer the case right now, but i’d be lying if I said I dont miss all that shit.

  105. rex hussla Says:

    whattup billz…boosie…

  106. landLORD Says:

    cOLD said

    Not some chick thats scared to get jizzed on the face and is mad timid.

    —————–

    *vivid bad memory appears*

    … yo Son … no IFUX or Plug or nothing, but that reminds me of an incident where i was boning this sexy goddess from Minneapolis between her titties … i thought i had forewarned her that semen was imminent, but for whatever reason she was unprepared to properly defend her facial features … and this was one of them times where i hadnt looked at no porno for a while, so the tanks was on full … overcome by bliss and surprise at the amount of babies on her face, i immediately began to release a sly laugh while dismounting … bad move … after wiping her eyelids, nostrils and lips clean, this chick starts screaming and crying:

    “I DIDNT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO THAT !!!”

    “I DIDNT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO THAT !!!”

    “I DIDNT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO THAT !!!”

    … at this point, im following her into the bathroom apologizing, while she’s turning on the water whilst sitting in a still empty tub, crying like a rape victim, as the water fills the tub …

    … im like: “yo … why are you acting like this? i thought it was cool ?” …

    … she says, still sobbing: “i didnt give you permission to do that … it was like you were pissing in my face … and then … and then, you had the nerve to fuckin’ LAUGH ? .. YOU LAUGHED !! … can you please leave my apartment before i call the police” …

    … that was a very very bad day … no police, but i liked that chic, we talked through that incident eventually, but didnt last another month or so … i think she scared me, more than i scared her …

  107. eskay Says:

    >>I buy niggas ablum I only illegally download single songs cause if I work hard on something I wouldn’t want people stealing my shit.

    before you’ve heard them? because that’s what it sounded like you did to me.

  108. cOLD Says:

    lmao of Lands story.

  109. cOLD Says:

    Thats no longer the case right now, but i’d be lying if I said I dont miss all that shit.

    ^no Pun

    *dies*

  110. D. Billz Says:

    *read Land’s anecdote*

    *puts on helmet and pads*

    *runs top speed towards oncoming traffic*

  111. nation Says:

    yo land I remember that story

  112. blaze22 Says:

    Whats happening..

    I download the cds and if it is worth buying I buy it (Kanyes “Graduation”). If it sucks and it is the same bullshit as usual (50 cent) I don’t even look at it when I’m at Target.

  113. landLORD Says:

    nation Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    yo land I remember that story

    ———-

    … are you her ? … or AYOOOOOOO ?!? …

  114. cOLD Says:

    yo land I remember that story

    ^you do? AYOOOOO!

  115. Jud Buechler Says:

    If I download the cd, I’m not buying it……and If its great I look at it in target and keep it moving.

  116. rex hussla Says:

    damn you guys beat me to it [ll]

  117. Jud Buechler Says:

    Lol, how do you remember that story?…..were you there fam?

  118. pockets Says:

    ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL LAND

  119. rex hussla Says:

    If I download the cd, I’m not buying it……and If its great I look at it in target and keep it moving.
    _______________________________________________________

    Co-sign…but if it’s good I’ll tell mad other people to cop it lmao…

    And I will hit the shows when they come to town.

  120. cOLD Says:

    *pepper sprays self*

  121. pockets Says:

    and If its great I look at it in target and keep it moving.

    lol

  122. Brad Cessley Says:

    Jud Buechler Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    If I download the cd, I’m not buying it……and If its great I look at it in target and keep it moving.

    ^^^^
    (co)

  123. landLORD Says:

    … nation = 5’3′ big breasted, Keisha from Total lookin ass heffa …

  124. pockets Says:

    overcome by bliss and surprise at the amount of babies on her face, i immediately began to release a sly laugh

    crying like a rape victim, as the water fills the tub …

    it was like you were pissing in my face

    ^yo that is good stuff did she point and say thats the nigga from glenwood who raped me a month later

  125. D. Billz Says:

    >>thought i had forewarned her that semen was imminent, but for whatever reason she was unprepared to properly defend her facial features … and this was one of them times where i hadnt looked at no porno for a while, so the tanks was on full …

    ^LMAO!!… hahahahahahaha… yo, that sound like a scene that coulda been from the unrated version of 40YOV…

    >>“I DIDNT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO THAT !!!”

    ^ *flatline*

    Yo, you musta been dealin’ with one of those intellectual freaky chicks… that sounds like somethin’ they would say… because a hood chick woulda barked on you with obscenities and possibly threatened you with the physical.

    What’s even funnier is the the visual of you driving home… talking to yourself:

    “Damn man… I didn’t think it was that serious… I didn’t mean it… it’s not like I tried to violate her on purpose… I mean, I was tittie-fuckin’ her… da fuck she expect? Here we go mannnn… it’s always some shit with these chicks… that shit was funny though… but damn, I aint tryin’ to come off like no dirtbag and shit… *sigh*… damn Rashid, you know you gotta apologize n’ shit [ol’ talk in 3rd person ass ninja]”

  126. pockets Says:

    if i think i should buy it, then i do…the only 2 albums i bought since junior high school: food and liquor and the cool

  127. rex hussla Says:

    Little did land know…Nation was in the closet waiting to bat cleanup

  128. Brad Cessley Says:

    the only 2 albums i bought since junior high school: food and liquor and the cool
    ^^^
    stannery at its finest

  129. cOLD Says:

    Jud tell me something, you ever go hard in the streets? I know you’re in college now but like earlier?

    The reason why I’m asking cause it seems like you dont understand the complexity of a man who’s sunk to the lower points of life and risen to better himself.

  130. pockets Says:

    yo land…u lookin on in bliss and joy at the amount of semen…damn thats funny

  131. pockets Says:

    the only 2 albums i bought since junior high school: food and liquor and the cool
    ^^^
    stannery at its finest

    ^lurking at its finest

  132. Big Homie Says:

    *wipes tears from eyes from Land’s story*

  133. Brad Cessley Says:

    What can I say pockets, I’m laying back tryin wrap up the day… weekend kicked the shit out of me… Thoughts are not forming as they usually do…

  134. pockets Says:

    LF: Athens, GA look like the beginning of every civil rights movie. Word to random crakkkas honkin’ at me and the homies as we walked down the block.

    ^lol

    *honks horn*

    *we dont want no naHggers here*

    *confused looks*

    *sign: no nah right*

  135. Jud Buechler Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Jud tell me something, you ever go hard in the streets? I know you’re in college now but like earlier?

    The reason why I’m asking cause it seems like you dont understand the complexity of a man who’s sunk to the lower points of life and risen to better himself.
    _____________________________________________________________

    Nah, I never went hard in the streets……I’m just a regular cat….But I really don’t know your life story so that’s why I was asking you those questions…..

    I didn’t know that all that happened in your life and you’re trying to better yourself.

  136. landLORD Says:

    DBillz says

    What’s even funnier is the the visual of you driving home… talking to yourself:

    —————-

    … actually, the truth is … at that point i realized i had made a bad mistake in leaving my ex-jumpoff, who was down for all sorts of wildin out … but she was a ho … so i didnt want to deal with a whore, but i realized that i might have to give up some of the good times that comes with romancing chickenheads … i was at a crossroads of sorts … do i upgrade to the more stable, employed, but sexually repressed divas ? … or do i continue to consort with bottom feeding section 8 skeezas ? … tears formed on the way home …

  137. nation Says:

    >> … nation = 5′3′ big breasted, Keisha from Total lookin ass heffa …

    take your pick

    http://youtube.com/profile_favorites?user=rashidland

  138. pockets Says:

    while she’s turning on the water whilst sitting in a still empty tub, crying like a rape victim

    ^yo i cant stop laughing even tho if i knew it was me that did it to her i would be on anti-depressants my whole life on some never forgive myself shit

  139. Jud Buechler Says:

    # rex hussla Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Little did land know…Nation was in the closet waiting to bat cleanup
    __________________________________________________________

    wow, lol……

  140. cOLD Says:

    I didn’t know that all that happened in your life and you’re trying to better yourself.

    ^dig it, its actually not that heavy just being stuck in the wrong mode.

    ok Im gone 1 ya selves Nah.

  141. pockets Says:

    yo land u have like the funniest collection of videos on ur youtube account

    and i cant help but laughing at u watching this clip and laughing cuz his yamaka flew off upon impact

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgJiC9UbX0

  142. temp agency aka young splashy splash Says:

    dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn done it ALL……mention Nah Right Then acknowledge me!

  143. landLORD Says:

    pockets Says:

    May 27th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    yo land…u lookin on in bliss and joy at the amount of semen…damn thats funny

    ——————–

    … not to dwell on that sordid detail …

    … but it was the equivalent of Kobe scoring 81 … never again, and never before would i go off like that … i just wish she would have been more appreciative of my exploits … the chick i had just broken up with, would have gotten a spoon & fork (no napkins) …

  144. Jud Buechler Says:

    damn, you know his youtube username and account too?

  145. temp agency aka young splashy splash Says:

    damn, you know his youtube username and account too?

    ^^

    co-sign..

    whats next…xbox live gamer tag

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