NY Governor Pardons Slick Rick

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Wow, this came out of nowhere. NY Governor David Paterson has granted Slick Rick a full pardon. Full press release after the jump.

Governor David A. Paterson announced today that he has granted Ricky Walters a full and unconditional pardon of his 1991 attempted murder and weapon convictions, in order to allow Walters to seek relief from deportation from the federal immigration courts. Mr. Walters, who was born in the United Kingdom, was lawfully admitted to the United States at age 11, and he was raised in the Bronx. At the time of his crimes, Mr. Walters was a newly-famous hip-hop artist known as “Slick Rick,” who has since been credited with being a pioneer in the development of hip-hop as a mainstream musical genre. Walters was incarcerated for six years, and was released from prison in 1997.

“Mr. Walters has fully served the sentence imposed upon him for his convictions, had an exemplary disciplinary record while in prison and on parole, and has been living without incident in the community for more than 10 years,” said Governor Paterson. “In that time, he has volunteered at youth outreach programs to counsel youth against violence, and has become a symbol of rehabilitation for many young people. Given these demonstrated rehabilitative efforts, I urge federal immigration officials to once again grant Mr. Walters relief from deportation, so that he is not separated from his many family members who are United States citizens, including his two teenage children.”

Mr. Walters faces deportation under a federal statute that mandates the removal of a lawful resident alien upon conviction of an aggravated felony or a weapon offense. For certain offenses removal can be avoided by a Governor’s pardon, but for weapon offenses, even after receiving a pardon, a non-citizen must seek discretionary relief from deportation from the immigration court. Mr. Walters was granted such relief by an immigration court in 1995, but that decision was later vacated because the Board of Immigration Appeals issued its decision 33 days after the expiration of a statutory deadline. Mr. Walters has been unable to re-apply for discretionary adjustment of his immigration status because of his attempted murder convictions, but he will be eligible to do so as a result of the Governor’s pardon.

In 1991, Mr. Walters pleaded guilty in Bronx County Supreme Court to two counts of attempted murder and eight weapons offenses arising from an incident in which Walters shot his cousin and an innocent bystander, both of whom survived the shooting. Walters’ cousin had made previous threats against Walters, and Walters believed his cousin had arranged at least one previous attempt on his life. Mr. Walters, who was 25 years old at the time of the incident, was sentenced to a term of 3⅓ to 10 years in prison. He was released to parole in 1997, and was discharged from parole supervision in 2000.

In June 1995, an immigration judge terminated deportation proceedings against Walters and granted him a waiver of inadmissibility and an adjustment of status that allowed Walters to remain in this country despite his convictions. The judge’s decision was based on, among other things, the “unusual and outstanding equities” of his case. Later that year, the Board of Immigration Appeals found that this relief “appears to be in the best interest of the country,” but the Board later vacated its decision on a technical ground – that it had no authority to act because on the day of its decision, Walters had served five years and 33 days in prison, 33 days more than statutorily permitted for a waiver of inadmissibility. Walters’ legal challenges to this decision have been unsuccessful, and he could soon be deported, unless the immigration courts agree to reconsider his request for adjustment of status in light of the Governor’s pardon.

Mr. Walters, who is now 43 years old, has lived in the Bronx without incident since his release from prison in 1997. He is presently employed as a landlord and rap musician. Mr. Walters has a wife and two children, all of whom are American citizens.


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205 Responses to “NY Governor Pardons Slick Rick”

  1. nation Says:

    NY ain’t got no love with Slick Rick?!?

  2. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Paterson’s a Slick Rick fan

  3. O-Easy Says:

    Rick and Patterson go way back. I used to work for David Patterson in 98, and actually picked up one of “Ricky Walters'” calls into the office. He’s been trying to help him out for a minute. Glad to see that it all came together; for both of them. They’re both two good people.

  4. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Free Slick Rick and My favorite Golden Era Rapper

  5. mace windont Says:

    this truly is amazing.

  6. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    the Art Of Story Telling = Top10 alltime albums

    cOLD Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    the happening

    ^^ Ya that Jawn looks official but I dont like going to the theatres

  7. KLO Says:

    Big up to Gov. Paterson for this!

  8. BK2LV Says:

    who seen iron man and did i lose for not seeing it yet???

  9. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    there is this theatre in Tijuana called VIP you go there sit in lazyboys or Loveseats and they cater to you with a waitress bring drinks or food to you. So you can chill watching a movie with a taco and a beer. Good times

  10. cOLD Says:

    ^^ Ya that Jawn looks official but I dont like going to the theatres

    ^yo going to movies is the highlight of my boring life.

  11. cOLD Says:

    oh yea *daps* paterson.

  12. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Cold I find myself dozing off in theatres, but I go too hard. Word to me sneaking in 24oz of Bud Light everytime

  13. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    damn all yall lookin at my ish…nice good ish. leave comments and shit.

    all good G7 chekc when you can homie…

    yeah Phxxx shit looks crazy. thanks for checkin it.

    yeah BK you lsot for not seeign ti homie…shit was fantastic.

    The Happenign looks kinda dope, def gonna chance it and see it.

  14. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    the Orphanage is also from the dude Guillermo Del Toro, that movie is dark as fuck. Go Cop it

  15. Jerry Nice Says:

    Good looks PaterSon!

    The Ruler’s Back!

  16. cOLD Says:

    Cold I find myself dozing off in theatres, but I go too hard. Word to me sneaking in 24oz of Bud Light everytime

    ^my dream is to own a home with a theater built in.

  17. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Hatrick Swayze Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    Cold I find myself dozing off in theatres, but I go too hard. Word to me sneaking in 24oz of Bud Light everytime

    ^^^

    shit how? the darkness?…and with surround sound speakers blasting and shit. ha what you watch movie at the crib with the lights on…lol.

  18. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    cOLD Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    Cold I find myself dozing off in theatres, but I go too hard. Word to me sneaking in 24oz of Bud Light everytime

    ^my dream is to own a home with a theater built in.

    ^^^
    *daps cOLD for this comment and the one before about movies being a highlight of a boring life*

  19. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    ^my dream is to own a home with a theater built in.

    ^^ Ohh Ya for sure, I would fux with that heavy. I had this homie who used to have the hookup before he got locked up. One time he had one of those HD projecters and I didnt cop I lost for sure

  20. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Nah MTF Everytime I go to the Theatre it seems like I am tired, but when I am home I am drinking eating chilling with the Wifey and the experiance is better for me, everytime.

  21. 50 Cent Says:

    who seen iron man and did i lose for not seeing it yet???

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Iron Man was real good. More of an action/comedy as oppose to the typical superhero movie. Good movie overall but I’m looking forward to the Dark Knight more.

  22. Paperstacker Says:

    Iron Man was real good. More of an action/comedy as oppose to the typical superhero movie. Good movie overall but I’m looking forward to the Dark Knight more.

  23. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Hatrick Swayze Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    the Orphanage is also from the dude Guillermo Del Toro, that movie is dark as fuck. Go Cop it

    ^^^
    naw fuxie I think he is just Presents it…like how Quentin Tarintino did for that jet li blicka Hero. still looks like a crazy wild movie though.

    and Hellboy 2 is a truer form of the hellboy comics…they had mythical creatures and fairy tales in that ish. No Pan’s 2, ha.

  24. PHOENIXXX Says:

    Patersson’s gonna get more bad press off this lol

    watch. Daily News gonna tear him up. NY already hates rappers and lock them up every other month.

    he gonna be the first NY mayor impeached smh

  25. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Hatrick Swayze Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    there is this theatre in Tijuana called VIP you go there sit in lazyboys or Loveseats and they cater to you with a waitress bring drinks or food to you. So you can chill watching a movie with a taco and a beer. Good times

    ^^^

    damn that sound awesome.

  26. twerkolator (its fun to do bad things) Says:

    “it seems like he has a mouth full of gold teeth”

    …free the ruler!

  27. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Hatrick Swayze Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    Nah MTF Everytime I go to the Theatre it seems like I am tired, but when I am home I am drinking eating chilling with the Wifey and the experiance is better for me, everytime.

    ^^^
    yeah I give you that…I just hate waiting for a movie when its in theaters. That huge theater screen and THX surround sound…prob the only good things of the movie experience but I feel ya on wathcing flicks at the crib, your own couch, own FREE drinks and food and you control shit.

  28. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    MTF I wonder how that hasnt translated to the states …..but beer in a theatre = more stabbings…dudes just cant be cool at theatres

  29. PHOENIXXX Says:

    # Mark Twain Fame Says:
    May 23rd, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Hatrick Swayze Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    Cold I find myself dozing off in theatres, but I go too hard. Word to me sneaking in 24oz of Bud Light everytime

    ^^^

    shit how? the darkness?…and with surround sound speakers blasting and shit. ha what you watch movie at the crib with the lights on…lol.

    ^^^

    son I fell asleep in IMAX theater watching 300

    not that it was boring, i was just tired and had a long day lol

  30. Absent Says:

    does this mean the ruler’s back?

  31. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    you control shit.

    ^^ Word to me pausing and going to take a leak.

  32. rex hussla Says:

    Going to the theatres makes the movie seem a little better, word to me turning 75% of the movies I rent off halfway through…

    I think my expectations are just too high, as soon as one corny thing happens in a movie it can turn me off [ll]…like when I watched Batman Begins, for the first 45 minutes I thought that movie was epic, then he pulled out [ll] the Batmobile and some homeless dude goes “Whoa, I gotta get me one of those!” all cheesy, my perception of the whole movie changed.

  33. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Ya I cant fuck with Cheese only on Nachos and anything Corny, Word to To a chicks toe game

  34. the absence of heat Says:

    testing..

  35. PHOENIXXX Says:

    the “ruler” didn’t go anyfuckingwhere

    smh. niggas gonna be saying “the ruler’s back” all day

    corny ass internet nerds I hate yall niggas

  36. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Yo Smart and Final has the dopest Nacho Cheese…..just heat that shit up mix a little milk in it so it isnt so pastey

  37. cOLD Says:

    *types with finger tips*

  38. ian Says:

    I F-CKS with Gov. Patterson. Doubt Spitzer would have done this! S’funny, was looking at old Source mag from ’92 that I almost threw out on (w Luke on the cover) when I moved a couple weeks ago and inside was a news piece on a Get Out the Vote hip hop concert organized by (then) State Sen. David Patterson. Down since day one!

  39. pockets Says:

    yo fux no joke when i was going to sleep last night i started laughing over all that shit that was said on nah right yesterday

  40. Dem Says:

    Wow. Open every cell in Attica and send em to Africa type shit.

    Well, not really. But, you know..

  41. pockets Says:

    Ya I cant fuck with Cheese only

    ^smh :(

  42. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Hatrick Swayze Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    MTF I wonder how that hasnt translated to the states …..but beer in a theatre = more stabbings…dudes just cant be cool at theatres

    ^^^
    yeha it would casue to many tussles and fights…drunk muthafuckas throwin shit at the screen tlakin to the characters in the movie…runnin up to the screen and punching it…yeah I can see the chaos now.

    Hatrick Swayze Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    you control shit.

    ^^ Word to me pausing and going to take a leak.

    ^^^
    yes def a good thing. esp with that 68 ounce big gulp of Dr Pepper.

    ####################################

    @ Rex…yeah homie you a lil to critical mayne…jsut a movie, gotta relax and take it down a notch and def know that some corny lines are gonna be in all movies sometime or another.

    ################################

    @ Phxxx -lmao!

    Tonite we Nap in Hell!

  43. moresickaMC Says:

    Gillie Philly A Mille remix>weezy millie

    fareally

  44. cOLD Says:

    Wow. Open every cell in Attica and send em to Africa type shit.

    Well, not really. But, you know..

    ^pretty much, thats a subliminal of epic proportions.

  45. pockets Says:

    who seen iron man and did i lose for not seeing it yet???

    ^iron man is dope and yes u lost

  46. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    yeah eskay…Im diggin this server bro.

  47. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Pockets me too, I was at the Padre Game and the Wifey kept asking me what was so funny and I couldnt explain she got a little agitated…… I just kept saying some shit my ‘Homies said’ (is if Nah niggas are real) And she was like what…..and I told her you know that Soulja girl clip I showed you, she was like ya ….Well my homies kept saying ‘You look like the nigga that raped me’ she was like ‘Thats not fucking funny tell me the truth’ …… I was like thats it

  48. lo k Says:

    werd to black people in power paying attention to their favorite rappers…

  49. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    …runnin up to the screen and punching it…

    ^^*DEAD*

  50. nessnice Says:

    see.. thats y we need blk ppl in office… first slick… and when obama gets in office everybody else whos black dats locked up gets out.. no questions asked…

  51. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *reads phxxx comment*

    DA RULER’S BACK!

    FUCK TI WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

  52. pockets Says:

    lyricism of Blu’s Cold-hearted >>> lyricism of anything off The Cool
    word to Blue Razz Blowpops

    ^smh :(

  53. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    IT*

  54. pockets Says:

    Pockets me too, I was at the Padre Game and the Wifey kept asking me what was so funny and I couldnt explain she got a little agitated…… I just kept saying some shit my ‘Homies said’ (is if Nah niggas are real) And she was like what…..and I told her you know that Soulja girl clip I showed you, she was like ya ….Well my homies kept saying ‘You look like the nigga that raped me’ she was like ‘Thats not fucking funny tell me the truth’ …… I was like thats it

    ^lmfao exactly dude btw i cant believe u told her about the rape…i was lying in bed and i just started cracking up and especially that comment u made where u grabbed buddyholly by the weave and said ur du rag went that way—>

  55. SpotOn Says:

    PHOENIXXX Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    the “ruler” didn’t go anyfuckingwhere

    smh. niggas gonna be saying “the ruler’s back” all day

    corny ass internet nerds I hate yall niggas

    ^^^LMAFBABAOBFAOO!!

  56. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    OHH SHIT …… I kept saying ‘Fuck it we’ll do it live then’ my girl Thought I was talking about Boning ……good thing she has a good sense of humor and doesnt take shit too serious. I was getting on my own nerves

  57. PHOENIXXX Says:

    falling asleep watching 300 was incredible

    I woke up and just saw a big ass head with no body flying through the air

    that black dude lost

  58. pockets Says:

    I kept saying ‘Fuck it we’ll do it live then’ my girl Thought I was talking about Bonin

    ^dude i got this chick on that catchprase and we were saying it alot but everytime she said it i got a boner ;)

  59. rex hussla Says:

    Movies I had to turn off halfway through in the past year:

    Rocky Balboa
    I Think I Love My Wife
    Blades of Glory (went back and watched the rest…still a bad movie)
    Balls of Fury [ll]
    maaaad more, the names escape me though…

    I feel you MTF but unless a movie is funny as shit or real captavating, I feel I don’t have time to waste watching that bullshit

  60. pockets Says:

    the first thing i thought when i saw the slick rick pic was that he looks like the nigga that raped me cuz that nigga too had an eyepatch but i decided against saying it

  61. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Out of Lf: do you guys ever just hang up on people because you dont want to talk on the celly and they aint getting to no point. I do that shit all the time. It gets on everybodys nerves I end up with hate Voice Mail

  62. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Hatrick Swayze Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    …runnin up to the screen and punching it…

    ^^*DEAD*

    ^^^

    yeah, muthafucka would be like “did that muthafucka jsut mena mug me?” awww naw fuck that.

    *runs up on screen* “what now, yeah you tall, but what son!”

    *punches screen*

    *falls through screen*

    ha I just can see all the fuckery some drunk fucks will do in a theater after his 4th refill of his 38 ounce Bud Light, pissin in the bathroom sinks, eating popcorn off the floor, clapping when its a silent intense monet of the movie, etc.

  63. Dem Says:

    In general, NR humor doesnt translate well. FI, WDIL! is going platinum tho.

  64. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Blades of Glory (went back and watched the rest…still a bad movie)

    ^^ I watched 5 fucking minutes and turned that shit off. The Chris Rock movie I watched for Kerry all the way through. But Rex I think You and I have alot in common, besides that nigga that raped us both.

  65. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    fuck haters, I’m seeing that WALL-E when it comes out, looks dope.
    shit I sit in the front row with the 7 year olds with the 3D glasses I dont give a fuck.

  66. eskay Says:

    well, they are both visually impaired so maybe Paterson felt a certain kinship towards Rick.

  67. pockets Says:

    Out of Lf: do you guys ever just hang up on people because you dont want to talk on the celly and they aint getting to no point. I do that shit all the time. It gets on everybodys nerves I end up with hate Voice Mail

    ^dude i just dont pick up half the time and ppl get pissed off and im like why u didnt have anything important to say anywhere they go “so why do u have a phone” and i go “to find that nigga who raped me” in case something important comes up

  68. eskay Says:

    *no shots*

  69. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    ha I just can see all the fuckery some drunk fucks will do in a theater after his 4th refill of his 38 ounce Bud Light, pissin in the bathroom sinks, eating popcorn off the floor, clapping when its a silent intense monet of the movie, etc.

    ^^*dies* *remembers shooting bb gun at screen in youth days*

  70. rex hussla Says:

    Yo Fux I hang up mf’ers too…my one homie will start chewing on some shit while talking and I get so heated I hang up and don’t call him back for a day or two

  71. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Pockets I love you, No shots to all the other niggas I love on here. but some of y’all raped me

  72. pockets Says:

    clapping when its a silent intense monet of the movie, etc.

    ^i was watching some shitty movie i think it was mr. and mrs. smith cuz someone forced me to watch it with them i did not shut up once the entire movie i was dying, going “wtf this isnt spiderman” mad loud halfway through the movie, i had everyone dying

  73. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    rex hussla Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Yo Fux I hang up mf’ers too…my one homie will start chewing on some shit while talking and I get so heated I hang up and don’t call him back for a day or two

    ^^ WORD I am like the Cell Nazi ……HAve a full Voicemail box niggas cant even leave a message, You CALLED Twice i seent it nigga!

  74. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    But Rex I think You and I have alot in common, besides that nigga that raped us both.

    ^^^

    that whole sentence…yeah.

  75. Dem Says:

    well, they are both visually impaired so maybe Paterson felt a certain kinship towards Rick.

    ^ ZING!
    ___
    word bond es… my xbox 360 broke earlier this week… then you start talking this shit about merkin niggas in GTA. coincidence??

  76. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    pockets Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    clapping when its a silent intense monet of the movie, etc.

    ^i was watching some shitty movie i think it was mr. and mrs. smith cuz someone forced me to watch it with them i did not shut up once the entire movie i was dying, going “wtf this isnt spiderman” mad loud halfway through the movie, i had everyone dying

    ^^^

    oh so that was you!!! bastard!

  77. eskay Says:

    >>word bond es… my xbox 360 broke earlier this week… then you start talking this shit about merkin niggas in GTA. coincidence??

    it’s all rhetoric, I suck at video games that aren’t Contra or Super Mario.

  78. pockets Says:

    *writes note to self*

    *”during intense silent moment in the theatre, jump up and scream out Thats that nigga who raped me!”*

  79. PHOENIXXX Says:

    # Mark Twain Fame Says:
    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    fuck haters, I’m seeing that WALL-E when it comes out, looks dope.
    shit I sit in the front row with the 7 year olds with the 3D glasses I dont give a fuck.

    ^^^

    hell yeah with a big ass bag of Sour Patch kids a large popcorn and a soda, rocking some long shorts a Street Fighter t-shirt and baggy tube socks like fuck it

    *harlem shakes*

  80. pockets Says:

    Pockets I love you

    ^(c) mad bitches i dont even remember the names of

  81. rex hussla Says:

    Maaan this one time at the theatres somebody was shooting a red beam at the screen, it wasn’t that big of a deal, but some lady fucking LOST IT everytime, lmao!!! Ahhhh man it was a fucking meltdown, like her life was terrible and that movie was all she had and that beam was crushing her…you had to see it to believe.

    “TURN OFF THAT LASER!!!!!!!! TURN IT OFF NOW!!!!!! WHO IS DOING THAT?????!??!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

    whoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

  82. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^dude i just dont pick up half the time and ppl get pissed off and im like why u didnt have anything important to say anywhere they go “so why do u have a phone” and i go “to find that nigga who raped me” in case something important comes up

    ^^^
    exactly!

    ######################################

    I feel ya rex…I’ll give you this that list of movies you had to turn off halfway thrugh…on point all those movies were craptastic.

  83. wally b. champ Says:

    jump up and scream out Thats that nigga who raped me!”*

    ^^^^

    *leaps out window*

  84. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    rex hussla Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    Maaan this one time at the theatres somebody was shooting a red beam at the screen, it wasn’t that big of a deal, but some lady fucking LOST IT everytime, lmao!!! Ahhhh man it was a fucking meltdown, like her life was terrible and that movie was all she had and that beam was crushing her…you had to see it to believe.

    “TURN OFF THAT LASER!!!!!!!! TURN IT OFF NOW!!!!!! WHO IS DOING THAT?????!??!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

    whoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

    ^^^

    let me guess…a old white lady right?

  85. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    other fux Idiosyncracy .go to a bar to with a homie to watch a game. dude starts talking cuz he aint a Laker fan on some His girl giving him problems and I will say …Wait Kobe is about to do something and its a commercial

  86. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Nigga WE at a bar ……. I am not trying to solve your relationship issues and why your chick buys shoes every week but cant pay her half of the rent

  87. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    *harlem shakes*

    ^^ THis made me laugh hard! *dead*

  88. wally b. champ Says:

    let me guess…a old white lady right?

    ^^
    its funny when you go to the movie theatres in the good neighborhood, most of the time white people are too nice to shout and tell a nigga to shut up (or too scared). but in the hood theatre, everybody talks and its all good.

  89. Dem Says:

    *”during intense silent moment in the theatre, jump up and scream out Thats that nigga who raped me!”*

    ^ that’s fucking brilliant.

  90. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    hell yeah with a big ass bag of Sour Patch kids a large popcorn and a soda, rocking some long shorts a Street Fighter t-shirt and baggy tube socks like fuck it

    *harlem shakes*

    ^^^ oh for sure…thats how I roll!

    #####################################

    pockets Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    *writes note to self*

    *”during intense silent moment in the theatre, jump up and scream out Thats that nigga who raped me!”*

    ^^^

    *chokes on a twizzler*

    dude Im so down to do that the enxt time Im seeign a shitty movie…I’ll jsut start yelling out (esp a part thats just stupid and deosnt make sense)-
    “WHAT WHAT WHATS THIS?! TAKE US OUT?! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! FUCKIN THING SUCKS! WELL DO IT LIVE, WELL DO IT LIVE FUCK IT!”

  91. wally b. champ Says:

    *manages whites*

  92. wally b. champ Says:

    BANANA CREME PIE!!! (c) katt williams

  93. cOLD Says:

    Goobers > Sour Patch kids

  94. rex hussla Says:

    let me guess…a old white lady right?
    —————————————————-

    ding ding ding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This chick was talking throughout Idyllwild and my girl turned around and told her to “shut the fuck up”…damn, that was the only time I saw her get gully

  95. cOLD Says:

    *manages whites*

    ^lol

  96. pockets Says:

    *chokes on a twizzler*

    ^this mornign i was choking on my eggs whilst listening to motown 25 and i kept listening to it and didnt wanna take off my headphones, which sounds unbelievable in retrospect

  97. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    wally b. champ Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    *manages whites*

    ^^^*dead*

  98. lo k Says:

    >>it’s all rhetoric, I suck at video games that aren’t Contra or Super Mario.

    ^^^me too… I seen old atari and nintendo systems for mad cheap out in Arizona and I was tempted to cop one… the only problem is that I don’t have time for all that… word to pole position…

  99. cOLD Says:

    yo anyone know if those are Christina aguilera’s real tits?

  100. PHOENIXXX Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    Goobers > Sour Patch kids

    ^^^^

    whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa…..WHOA!

    no

  101. Dem Says:

    he was acting like “take us out” was the green light for the cameraman/assassin to merk him or something..

    *angry sniff*

    what’s that mean?? i’ve never seen that…

    *mad concerned*

    take us out?!

    *looks at watch*

    FI! WDIL!

  102. pockets Says:

    yo anyone know if those are Christina aguilera’s real tits?

    ^she had implants ages ago but after the baby them shits expanded to unbelievable proportions, she has to get more off her chest than nas figuratively speaking

  103. wally b. champ Says:

    swedish fish are the GOAT of movie theatre candy

  104. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    wally b. champ Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    let me guess…a old white lady right?

    ^^
    its funny when you go to the movie theatres in the good neighborhood, most of the time white people are too nice to shout and tell a nigga to shut up (or too scared). but in the hood theatre, everybody talks and its all good.

    ^^^

    shit if its a good movie, and im into it, and the muthafucka is talkin more than once or twice throughout I’ll get crunk…i dont care, black white whoever I done and told a mofo off…man 9 bucks for a ticket plus you gotta cop the wife’s shit I need mofos to shut the f up…this aint yo crib sucka. But thats only if they really f’n loud and close to me…or talkin on they phone that shit is retarded as hell.

  105. pockets Says:

    LOl @ dem

  106. lo k Says:

    I’m mad I just came back from being in the Southwest for a week and not being up on the latest humor… y’all ninja’s hilarious….

  107. pockets Says:

    *angry sniff*

    ^*signs off*

  108. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    employed as a landlord

    ^^^

    wait a minute…

  109. cOLD Says:

    FI! WDIL!

    ^ *prints T-shirt*

  110. wally b. champ Says:

    “wtf this isnt spiderman” mad loud halfway through the movie

    ^^
    i still laughing at this

  111. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    wally b. champ Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    swedish fish are the GOAT of movie theatre candy

    ^^^

    them things are good, but man do they stick to your teeth.

  112. rex hussla Says:

    swedish fish are the GOAT of movie theatre candy
    __________________________________________

    ahhhh damn man co-sign, add a pregame blunt, a pack of raisenettes and an icee and I’m straight!!!

  113. cOLD Says:

    Kardashians junk in the trunk!

    ^sets tivo

  114. pockets Says:

    “wtf this isnt spiderman” mad loud halfway through the movie

    ^^
    i still laughing at this

    ^lol i actually did that, i tend to do that in the beginning of movies when they first show the title i go “Fuck! this isnt ____”

  115. hip hop cops Says:

    that crooked i chap sure seemed like a nice fellow

  116. lo k Says:

    shit if its a good movie, and im into it, and the muthafucka is talkin more than once or twice throughout I’ll get crunk…i dont care, black white whoever I done and told a mofo off…man 9 bucks for a ticket plus you gotta cop the wife’s shit I need mofos to shut the f up…this aint yo crib sucka. But thats only if they really f’n loud and close to me…or talkin on they phone that shit is retarded as hell.

    ^^^hahaha… remembers the time I did a phone interview for my old radio show with MC Lyte while she was watching a movie at the theater… shit was mad loud in the background…

  117. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    pockets Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    yo anyone know if those are Christina aguilera’s real tits?

    ^she had implants ages ago but after the baby them shits expanded to unbelievable proportions, she has to get more off her chest than nas figuratively speaking

    ^^^
    those ta’s are just tasty lookin right now…*youtubes christina on the Ellen show in green dress*

    yep, FT! WDIL!

  118. pockets Says:

    *listens to crooked I*

    hey this guy isnt bad at all, i kinda like it

  119. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    FI! WDIL!

    ^^ WHATS THIS

  120. Dem Says:

    LF: yo, i’m finna start selling my piss. $15/pint… my piff dude is in a drought like a muthafucka, it’s been like a month and a half. free shipping, hallelujah holla back.

  121. pockets Says:

    shit if its a good movie, and im into it, and the muthafucka is talkin more than once or twice throughout I’ll get crunk…i dont care, black white whoever I done and told a mofo off

    ^i yell at the whites but stay away from the blacks they look like the niggas who raped me

  122. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^lol i actually did that, i tend to do that in the beginning of movies when they first show the title i go “Fuck! this isnt ____”

    ^^^ pocks just seem like the type of cat you gonna be laughing the whole time you hanging with him…no matter where you at, what you doing, the type of people with you, and any situation. ha.

  123. pockets Says:

    FI! WDIL!

    ^^ WHATS THIS

    ^fuck it well do it lava

  124. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    anyone ever sneak burger king or kfc into the movie theatre? dinner and a movie = not that fun

  125. pockets Says:

    lol @ mtf

  126. PHOENIXXX Says:

    uuummm…..

    upcoming Avengers Movie>>>>>>>>upcoming Justice League Movie

    just so yall aware

  127. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Hatrick Swayze Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    FI! WDIL!

    ^^ WHATS THIS

    ^^^

    WHAT?! WHAT! YOU DONT GET IT?!

    FINE…FUCK IT! WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

  128. Dem Says:

    FI! WDIL!

    ^^ WHATS THIS

    ^^ I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT

  129. rex hussla Says:

    Whenever the screen goes black in the theatres between previews and the beginning I tend to make a real scared surprised-like noise like “huuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh!!!” ahhh man it gets people rolling…

  130. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Mad Bitches at the theatre telling niggas to ‘Run’ ….that never fails to make me laugh

  131. pockets Says:

    anyone ever sneak burger king or kfc into the movie theatre?

    ^i snuck in three slices of zbarro pizza but when i went back on a different day the guy is like why is there a giant triangle commin out ur chest and i said cuz im superman nigga! *harlem shakes*

    but on the real tip i had to down all three slices in two minutes

  132. pockets Says:

    upcoming Avengers Movie>>>>>>>>upcoming Justice League Movie

    just so yall aware

    ^definitely definitely

  133. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    rex hussla Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    let me guess…a old white lady right?
    —————————————————-

    ding ding ding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This chick was talking throughout Idyllwild and my girl turned around and told her to “shut the fuck up”…damn, that was the only time I saw her get gully

    ^^^

    HA nice I took my girl to see idlewild also. yo rex your chick white?

  134. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    pockets Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    upcoming Avengers Movie>>>>>>>>upcoming Justice League Movie

    just so yall aware

    ^definitely definitely

    ^^^

    duh…just like say…

    Marvel > DC

  135. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    *yells fire in a movie theatre*

  136. wally b. champ Says:

    during scary or suspensful parts of a movie, right before you know the killer or whatever is about to jump out i always shout mad loud all scared. everyone gets scared, mad, then laughs about it… and then gets mad because they missed what happened on the screen.

  137. buddyholly Says:

    its too crowded in here… give niggas space

  138. rex hussla Says:

    That’s gonna be my next shirt:

    F**K IT!!
    WE’LL
    DO IT LIVE!!

    With a little O’Reilly face on it somewhere…ahhh man that’ll be fresh

  139. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    FINE…FUCK IT! WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

    ^^ OHHHHH I can be slow when it comes to non-math shit

  140. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    Not O’Rielly’s face…….A nice bitch’s face

  141. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    FI! WDIL! On the nigga who raped me!

  142. pockets Says:

    i like how during movies theres always a fine balance to being a dickhead and being funny and adding to a movie…i went to imax spiderman 3 opening day theatre was packed and the mayor was giving peter the keys to the city or someshit and some guy was like “YA THE KEYS TO YO PUSSY BITCH” and for some reason that shit was mad funny but the guy was dick he looked like he was a member of dipset me and my broskis were making fun of his crew the entire time like “DipsSEt DispsET Prrrrrr”

  143. blaze22 Says:

    SMH at grown men yelling like little kids in movie theaters

    *lights M80 in toilet at KMart*

  144. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    The only thing I say at movie theatres is nice shit into my bitches ear

  145. rex hussla Says:

    HA nice I took my girl to see idlewild also. yo rex your chick white?
    _______________________________________________________

    My girl’s white and indian (feather tribe)…she’s a nice girl but I gotta keep the alcohol away from her

  146. pockets Says:

    yo E did u check out those papoose tracks

  147. pockets Says:

    The only thing I say at movie theatres is nice shit into my bitches ear

    ^”id suck yo tattas rite now if there was no one else here”

  148. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    me and my broskis
    ^^^^
    *dead*

    I don’t know why but the usage of the word bro makes me laugh hysterically

  149. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    gotta keep the alcohol away from her

    ^^*wraps self with aids covered blanket*

  150. nation Says:

    >> The only thing I say at movie theatres is nice shit into my bitches ear

    word… anything else is triflin’… you already know they don’t understand what’s happening

  151. pockets Says:

    during scary or suspensful parts of a movie, right before you know the killer or whatever is about to jump out i always shout mad loud all scared. everyone gets scared, mad, then laughs about it… and then gets mad because they missed what happened on the screen.

    ^HAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAA thats fucking skillz

  152. pockets Says:

    you already know they don’t understand what’s happening

    ^lmao

  153. rex hussla Says:

    The only time I got busy in the theatres was watching “The Fifth Element”

  154. wally b. champ Says:

    i went to the theatre to see titanic when it came out (no homo).. during a quiet part in one of the early scenes my cousin yelled out “you know the ship sinks at the end right?!?!?” i was hysterical because there were people who were mad for real like he just ruined the ending for them.

  155. nation Says:

    >> *wraps self with aids covered blanket*

    *”i think you mean small pox” death*

  156. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    rex hussla Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    Whenever the screen goes black in the theatres between previews and the beginning I tend to make a real scared surprised-like noise like “huuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh!!!” ahhh man it gets people rolling…

    ^^^

    I usually sing the Wherenberg song… “wherenberg thee-aters!” then the whispers “wherenberg, wherenberg”

    me and my homie one time a few years back went to the theaters and sat in totally different sides of the theater and when a quiet moment came I said “Get yo hand out of my pocket!” and then everybody looked at me, and then he said “get your hand outta my pocket n****” it was hilarious dudes was crackin up.

  157. pockets Says:

    i went to the theatre to see titanic when it came out (no homo).. during a quiet part in one of the early scenes my cousin yelled out “you know the ship sinks at the end right?!?!?” i was hysterical because there were people who were mad for real like he just ruined the ending for them.

    ^at the end of malcolm x when hes giving his speech:

    “YOU GONNNNNNNNNNN DIE SON!!!! DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD”

  158. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    I never seent Titanic that ish just doesnt look promising enough for me

  159. moresickaMC Says:

    # wally b. champ Says:
    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    let me guess…a old white lady right?

    ^^
    its funny when you go to the movie theatres in the good neighborhood, most of the time white people are too nice to shout and tell a nigga to shut up (or too scared). but in the hood theatre, everybody talks and its all good.
    ^^^
    imo if its not an action movie,cartoon or comedy please STFU

    ol usin cellphone, talkin in the middle of assassination of jesse james a$$ nahnjaz

  160. rex hussla Says:

    me and my broskis
    ___________________

    broskis or brosef = *death by boogie board cord*

  161. pockets Says:

    >> *wraps self with aids covered blanket*

    *”i think you mean small pox” death*

    ^lmao according to fux smallpox aids bird flu are all the same gang like the circle of bosses

  162. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    wally b. champ Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    i went to the theatre to see titanic when it came out (no homo).. during a quiet part in one of the early scenes my cousin yelled out “you know the ship sinks at the end right?!?!?” i was hysterical because there were people who were mad for real like he just ruined the ending for them.

    ^^^
    that is classic.

  163. nation Says:

    >> i went to the theatre to see titanic when it came out (no homo)..

    never seen it, if I’m lying I’m crying

  164. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    nation Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    >> *wraps self with aids covered blanket*

    *”i think you mean small pox” death*

    ^^^ Whatever Nigga same shit it was all made by Whites

  165. PHOENIXXX Says:

    lmao

    I never watched that entire Titanic movie

    is that shit really 3 hours long?

    only way I’ll watch it is if they put it BACK in theaters or somthing

  166. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    I have only got head at the theatre……. But I boned at the drive in

  167. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    yo E did u check out those papoose tracks
    ^^^^
    yeah I got the tracks but I got to listen to them while bending corners(c)plug, to properly hear em out

  168. wally b. champ Says:

    this shit is hilarity.

    *buys this weekend’s movie tickets online*

  169. rex hussla Says:

    gotta keep the alcohol away from her

    ^^*wraps self with aids covered blanket*
    ____________________________________

    word…whenever we fight the easiest way to resolve the situation is coming together for a meal of Turkey, mashed potatoes and mixed vegetables

  170. hip hop cops Says:

    i got drunk as shit at flintstones: viva rock vegas when i was 16. it was 2pm and the only other people in the theater was a group of retarded kids from some summer camp

    they really seemed to enjoy the film

  171. pockets Says:

    is that shit really 3 hours long?

    ^i had that shit on bootleg it was 4 vhs tapes i was like which tape is she nekkid on, not like on dvds nowadays in scene selection they title the scene “she gets nekkid in this scene”

  172. moresickaMC Says:

    ain gon front tho as a teen with your crew @ the theatres, causin mayhem is on the menu,lol

  173. SpotOn Says:

    Wow…This older white lady in her 50s, in the office next to me is singing along with Gnarls Barkley “Crazy”…..Im on the floor

  174. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    If I go to a movie that 3 weeks old at around 2ish at Regal Rancho 16…. that place is empty …Word to Me Being A boss with the theatre all to myself

  175. pockets Says:

    yo E did u check out those papoose tracks
    ^^^^
    yeah I got the tracks but I got to listen to them while bending corners(c)plug, to properly hear em out

    ^noiiccceeeee *remembers being a papoose stan, becomes one again*

  176. rex hussla Says:

    Damn I remember seeing the Titanic in theatres and everybody was fucking crying, grown men and shit.

    My dad looked kinda teary-eyed…I lost a lot of respect for him that day

  177. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    *dead* at summer retard camp

  178. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    My dad looked kinda teary-eyed…I lost a lot of respect for him that day

    ^^*death*

  179. pockets Says:

    My dad looked kinda teary-eyed…I lost a lot of respect for him that day

    ^*signs off*

  180. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    oh okay rex…I can dig it. she not good with the liqour huh.

    The only time I got busy in the theatres was watching “The Fifth Element”

    ^^^ ha nice.

    ###################

    @pockets – I do that to dudes that got the lil wayne complex goin on they got leather jackets, long ass braids, grills, tats on they faces, and sungless on…in the theaters. me and the boys go “please save the baby!” and “whut up play boi!” –hilarious. I love messin with soem wack dudes in a theater.

  181. moresickaMC Says:

    Only movie Im anticipating is Avatar. and of course anything Spielberg puts out

    Avatar=Detox of movies..nevruary 2999

  182. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    *dead* at summer retard camp
    ^^^^^
    *ghostrides the short bus*

  183. pockets Says:

    Regal Rancho 16….

    ^is that el paso texas or wherever u live san andreas or something?

  184. Hatrick Swayze Says:

    San Diego …… I just said that for Rex the other Diegan

  185. pockets Says:

    I love messin with soem wack dudes in a theater.

    ^pause.

  186. rex hussla Says:

    True Story:
    I cried to my mom at the end of “An American Tail” on some “Fievel never found his family!!!!!” -type shit…I was like four but my family still grills me on that

  187. pockets Says:

    I love messin with soem wack dudes in a theater.

    ^pause.

    ^^i mean CHEEL SHAWTY CHEEL

  188. nation Says:

    >> Whatever Nigga same shit it was all made by Whites

    fux is handing out lynchings today

  189. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    rex hussla Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    Damn I remember seeing the Titanic in theatres and everybody was fucking crying, grown men and shit.

    My dad looked kinda teary-eyed…I lost a lot of respect for him that day

    ^^^

    *death by iceberg*

  190. Dem Says:

    yo i remember back in the day when this new theatre got built… we all went to check it out and it had the armrests you can fold up… i was like “yo.. do you think these seats were designed by a dude addicted to getting head, or a bitch thats tired of breaking her ribcage?”

  191. wally b. champ Says:

    lil wayne complex
    ^^

    for real. i fuck with (-) people all the time who over do the rockstar, celebrity, way too accessorized trendy look. start singing soulja boy behind em and shit.

  192. pockets Says:

    the first and almost only movie i creid on: the cable guy. jim carry fell off the roof of the building and all he wanted to do was be friends with matthew broderick that shit was mad sad i was like seven or something

  193. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    pockets Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    I love messin with soem wack dudes in a theater.

    ^pause.

    ^^i mean CHEEL SHAWTY CHEEL

    ^^^

    yeah I know…seemd a lil pausish to me too…awww THING FUCKIN SUCKS!

  194. wally b. champ Says:

    True Story:
    I cried to my mom at the end of “An American Tail” on some “Fievel never found his family!!!!!” -type shit…I was like four but my family still grills me on that

    ^^
    i did the same thing and my family still does the same. my mom tells the chicks i bring to meet her.

  195. cOLD Says:

    My dad looked kinda teary-eyed…I lost a lot of respect for him that day

    ^lol.

  196. moresickaMC Says:

    I shift in my seat if some gay couple sits nxt to me@theater. sh*ts not cool

  197. rex hussla Says:

    If I go to a movie that 3 weeks old at around 2ish at Regal Rancho 16…. that place is empty …Word to Me Being A boss with the theatre all to myself
    ________________________________________________________

    Yeah fux word to the 11am matinee for $5 at most AMC theatres

  198. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    rex hussla Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    True Story:
    I cried to my mom at the end of “An American Tail” on some “Fievel never found his family!!!!!” -type shit…I was like four but my family still grills me on that

    ^^^

    Mac & Me for me.

  199. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    and Land Before Time.

  200. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    rex hussla Says:

    May 23rd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    If I go to a movie that 3 weeks old at around 2ish at Regal Rancho 16…. that place is empty …Word to Me Being A boss with the theatre all to myself
    ________________________________________________________

    Yeah fux word to the 11am matinee for $5 at most AMC theatres

    ^^^
    word to both. regal on weekdays around 1 or 2, and 11 to like 5 on sundays.
    AMC 11 am on point.

    whats the best theaters?

    I enjoy Regal (we just got one, first around here in the STL, in our Mall, The Mills) but the prices are kida ehhhh but it’s close to the crib.

    Weherenberg is always decent but the seats are a lil more squished together.

    AMC is also decent.

  201. THE UNDERWRITER Says:

    Hell, the fuck, yes to this. I know cats on this page like to get off topic like a muhf, but this is great news to me. The Ruler deserved a break; this shit went on too long anyway. To think, it took a black governor, after Eliot, Mr. “I Hate Payola,” Spitzer went down for going down on a $4k skeezer, to make it happen. Somebody call Russell and remind him: caking these hoes is not Hip-Hop. Word to Kimora.

    Shout out to Gov. Blind Willie for even recognizing a G, even if it’s in braille. MC Ricky D went through too much extra shit for just being one of the dopest rappers ever. And now, it’s been a long time coming, but Slick Rick’s free. Maybe that goes for the rest of us too now, huh?

    Sike.

  202. nunya bizness Says:

    Word up!

  203. damn Says:

    Bout time!

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