Papoose Tries to Break Remy Out, Wedding Off

Fucking wow. That’s all I can say about this. When I saw the headline in my RSS reader, my immediate thought was that the Daily News has to be kidding.

Remy Ma’s jailhouse nuptials were abuptly called off Monday when her rapper groom Papoose showed up with a most curious wedding present: a handcuff key.

"A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband so the wedding was canceled," a corrections official told the Daily News.

"The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use," the official said.

The Brooklyn-born Papoose – real name Shamele Mackie – won’t be able to see his fiance now until November.

Again: wow. You have to admit though, these two are really setting a new bar for hood fuckery.

UPDATE: Miss Info has the other side of the story.

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52 Responses to “Papoose Tries to Break Remy Out, Wedding Off”

  1. D. Billz Says:

    When keepin’ it Bonne & Clyde goes wrong…

  2. AJ Says:

    and? shit happens err day eskay damn

  3. AJ Says:

    stop waisting money on drain pipe jeans and get a new server u idiot..

  4. killa Says:


  5. pHallThEwAy Says:

    with this key, i thee let loose

  6. NewJerzGeneral Says:

    Gotta be sloppy to get caught with a tiny key. I know security is tight and everything but sheesh.

  7. landLORD Says:

    … Shammond Williams > Shamele Mackie …

    … word to Greenville S.C. …

  8. BLuHaZe Says:


  9. foekist Says:

    soooo… Pap’ was about to try to break her out of prison only to create a celebrity fugitive (no OJ)? Then when she got caught, BOTH of them going to prison for at least 10 or so…

    Maybe it’s his way of showing affection, maybe he was trying to go to prison just like her to show his unwavering stupidity affection.

  10. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Im having a hard time believing that pap went to rikers really consciously thinking he was gonna break remy out….SMH!

  11. eskay Says:

  12. BMUSE Says:

    this just in…

    a file was also found in the wedding cake…

  13. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Womp Womp

  14. State of Grace Says:

    MC Poose never ceases to disappoint me.

  15. D. Billz Says:

    *reads Bmuse comment*

    *hears siren*

    *Sandman enters the scene*




    Papoose lost

  18. Crossbow Says:

    SMH @ Pap tryin’ to pull a Mike Scoffield

  19. E. Tiggidy Says:


  20. Ron Says:

    i’m starting to believe this whole thing is a fucking farce. There’s absolutely no logic with either of these two. This bitch hasn’t even been sentenced yet and she clowning. It’s rare that anyone would do something like this BEFORE getting sentenced. As for Papoose, he stay losin.

  21. k-rob aka guy brewer Says:

    # Crossbow Says:
    May 12th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    SMH @ Pap tryin’ to pull a Mike Scoffield

    *dying on the floor*

  22. I Fux Says:

    *watching Celts game*
    *clicks on Nah*
    *reads headline*
    *laughs out loud uncontrollaby*

    *sips Bud Light*

  23. k-rob aka guy brewer Says:

    damn i wonder if prodigy was in attendance

  24. Digital Scales Says:



  25. I Fux Says:

    Still LOL’ng

  26. moresickaMC Says:

    wow….tryna break sme 1 out of jail is serious…Papoose continues to body himself

  27. Vito Says:

    WTF? How can a grown man who is as ‘intelligent’ as Pap think this could even be logical? I mean, at the very least, career suicide.

    SMH @ Pap, could turn out to be the ’08 Mysonne (first time round), i.e. people were waiting for him to drop some hot music, then he does something dumb and goes away for x amount of years

    The very thought of eight years from now Papoose joining a 2016 Brooklyn version of Bang Bang Boogie cos he ain’t got nothing else to do is truly disappointing. Oh dear. LOL.

  28. Nickatina Says:

    Uncle Murda wins by default

  29. landLORD Says:

    … shouldnt Magic Johnson be dead by now ? …

  30. Nickatina Says:

    LOL @ Shemale

  31. Kanemku Says:

    Hilarious… hahahahahahha

  32. I Fux Says:

    Word on GP I want whatever Magic is on. If it can help an HIV patient I imagine it must do wonders for a regular dude like myself. Might have me jumping over moving cars and shit or having mad energy to do shit I used to , like play pick up basketball ………

  33. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    pHallThEwAy Says:

    May 12th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    with this key, i thee let loose


    are u fuckin serious?

    so he was gonna loosen her handcuffs, and then magically run past all the guards?

    did kay slay approve this shit?

  34. nation Says:

    what up folk

  35. Whitey H. McKracker Says:

    Haha!! That’s some of the dumbest shit I’ve EVAR heard.

  36. SeeAmI? Says:

    where the fuck was she gonna go after getting her cuffs unlocked….they are some real idiots…
    i say keep them apart.
    last time these two fucked soulja girl was born.

  37. khal Says:

    did he get charged with anything?

  38. no more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    I am definitely calling publicity stunt on this one ? so your telling me he went to try and break her out but didn’t get charged with anything ?

  39. Meekz Says:

    okaaaaaaaaay…so wat was the plan once the cuffs were off? imma need a statement from one of them sayn this aint tru cuz this is sum bullshit

  40. DJ ALCIDE Says:

    omg.. this nigga is bananas!

  41. G7 Says:

    pussy killz(c) ghetto othello

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  43. jaydon the don Says:

    law library part 12 talks about breaking your girlfriend out of jail with a handucff key. PAP spits that knowledge…

    “if your broad in jail then homie just cop you a jail key,
    a statute in the law book says then she can get out of jail free,
    and no im not speaking bout the game of monopoly,
    im tryin to let y’all know how to do this shit proplly.”

    then he wears some gino green some more despite the shit being extra out.

  44. Prophecy_Projectz Says:

    This is easily the funniest story of the year…

  45. Absent Says:

    nah right

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  47. Eastern_Digital Says:

    oh snap! LMAO

  48. Dan Says:

    This just made my morning…so, after he got the cuffs off, what the fuck was he planning on doing about getting her out?

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  50. mr718 Says:

    papoose got caught on purpose. he really doesnt want to marry remy ma……

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    […] Once he got off Jive, strange things started happening. Papoose pretty much became a mixtape rapper who always got involved in the type of goon shit that makes rapper look like idiots. He punched Fat Joe in the face, or didn’t. He somehow got punched or stabbed or something, or didn’t. He got Murder Mook shot or something, or he didn’t. He tried to run up on Max B. He fell in love with Remy and tried to bust her out of jail, or didn’t. Oh wait, he did do that last one. […]

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