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Suge Knight Struck

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 Apparently Marion caught a bad one last night. Accoring to TMZ:

Suge was at Shag nightclub when he began arguing with a man he had been talking with. Our spy overheard Suge say, "I want my money!" Suge and his peeps beat the guy to the ground, but the man landed a right hook on Suge’s face, knocking him out for around three minutes. […]

Suge was taken to the hospital where LAPD officers arrived, but he refused to file a report.

I don’t think it’s actually a matter to joke about or to poke fun of, especially seeing him layed out like that and not putting on a tough guy show with all the cameras flashing, but I guess it’s just amazing to see someone that’s always been so unfuckwitable in the game in that position. Also, imagine the guy who was getting beaten up by the goons being able to tell his friends "you should see the other guy".


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187 Responses to “Suge Knight Struck”

  1. nation Says:

    Shag Knightclub

  2. king Says:

    the other guys picture should by right by the defenition of gully

  3. madoo Says:

    damn homey…

  4. D. Billz Says:

    I don’t think it’s actually a matter to joke about or to poke fun of

    ^Who broke your sarcasm button?

  5. DJ Daddy Mack Says:

    lollllllll.

  6. E. Tiggidy Says:

    Deebo got knocked… well you know the rest.

    In other news Mos Def used the same voice for Gangstalicious that he used in 16 Blocks. Now when I look back at the movie it adds comedy. Good or bad?

  7. nation Says:

    how the fuck did the last post become private?

    smh @ WordPress 1.0

  8. Da PartyStarter Says:

    “YOU GOT KNOCKED THE KCUF OUT….MAN!!!!”

    Damn, seeing Suge has taken an “L” is like when Iron Mike lost to Buster. Dude just seemed physically unbeatable. Oh well, if Kimbo Slice could get a beat down, I guess Suge could get one. too. I wonder how many catz he done deebo’d is snickering at this flick…

  9. D. Billz Says:

    E. Tiggidy Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    Deebo got knocked… well you know the rest.

    In other news Mos Def used the same voice for Gangstalicious that he used in 16 Blocks. Now when I look back at the movie it adds comedy. Good or bad?

    ^You mean you wasn’t laughin’ the first time?

  10. jacknasty Says:

    i heard the other cat was vanilla ice….

  11. Ron Says:

    This ain’t the first he got rocked (he got washed up at Fox Hills Malls a few years back) but they footage on this one. Also, this dude ain’t no real “hands-on” dude. He sends goons…..eventually that shit play out . These old school niggas is falling off bad, they should have moved on.

  12. Joe 88 Says:

    I don’t think one punch could leave a ninja bloody like that, maybe he hit em with a bottle or something? eh, who cares, you can’t win every fight, word to iron mike, & in his case, he lost the fight we all call life, lol

    Oh yeah, & the lakers lost. What up!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    yea i got my ass whooped…

    but did u see the pictures of suge knight?

  14. D. Billz Says:

    http://www.money.aol.com/special/real-life-signs-were-in-a-recession

    ^lmao

    >>Oh yeah, & the lakers lost. What up!!!!!!!!!!

    ^ *high fives* (no Zeke and Magic)

  15. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    In other news Mos Def used the same voice for Gangstalicious that he used in 16 Blocks. Now when I look back at the movie it adds comedy. Good or bad?
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    i hate greatly the fact that mos def alters his voice in ever damn movie hes in.

    makes no fuckin sense at all.

  16. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    a sad Kobe…

    makes for a happy Furiou$tylez…

  17. D. Billz Says:

    I mean, shit, why not? Acting is supposed to be fun. And if you can pull it off, then that adds to the “cinematic feature” (c) Dane Cook

  18. D. Billz Says:

    Furiou$tylez…I’m So Chicago Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    a sad Kobe…

    makes for a happy Furiou$tylez…

    ^… and DBillz… and Joe88… and Ty… and ____________ (add your haterism here)

  19. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    I mean, shit, why not? Acting is supposed to be fun. And if you can pull it off, then that adds to the “cinematic feature” (c) Dane Cook

    yea but what actor changes his voice EVERY movie that he’s in?

    and its not like he’s not using some goofy sounding ass voice on top of it.

    i just never understood it.

    you know me…

    i get to thinkin that the white folks insist on him doing that because his BK accent is to “niggerish”…

    i hope thats not the case…

  20. Joe 88 Says:

    *Waits for suge knight got K.O’d metaphors from rappers who “supposedly” aint scared*

    Alright, suge got knocked out, would I step to him knowing he got knocked out? Hell to tha naw, would you?

    *Waits for hospital report from the guy who knocked sugar out*

  21. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ america’s funniest videos….

    white folks videotape everything….

    and god bless them for it….

  22. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    *Waits for suge knight got K.O’d metaphors from rappers who “supposedly” aint scared*

    Alright, suge got knocked out, would I step to him knowing he got knocked out? Hell to tha naw, would you?

    *Waits for hospital report from the guy who knocked sugar out*

    word…

    last i heard Sugar Bear was STILL slappin the shit outta your favorite rapper…

    *cough*The Game*cough*

  23. Sean Coonery Says:

    I think this is karma for intimidating, punking and extorting so many rappers back in the day…and currently also.

    Suge Knight needs to get his money right and stop taking L’s at the night club.

    He got shot in the leg and now he got snuffed and left bloody.

  24. D. Billz Says:

    i get to thinkin that the white folks insist on him doing that because his BK accent is to “niggerish”…

    i hope thats not the case…

    ^I see what you mean… and I hope that’s not the reason either.

  25. D. Billz Says:

    I agree with 88 and FStylez…

    But fuck that. Lets not act like this is some shit we didn’t wanna see sooner or later. It’s human nature to want to see the bully get put on his back pockets.

  26. Joe 88 Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    I agree with 88 and FStylez…

    But fuck that. Lets not act like this is some shit we didn’t wanna see sooner or later. It’s human nature to want to see the bully get put on his back pockets.

    ^^^^Very true, my only gripe was with the comments over @ TMZ, not really anyones on here, it’s one thing to accept him getting what “some” may think he deserves, but the idiots over @ TMZ are acting like it’s the 2nd coming of christ. They acting like there getting there “suge got his ass whipped” check in the mail next monday, lol.

    People over @ TMZ are like “he deserves this for doing that to biggie & pac” what evidence do they have to prove that? You can have opinions, but to belive them as facts is crazy, I really don’t think he had anything to do with neither one of those deaths, but others feel different, I do know he jerked alot of rappers out of there $, so yeah, that could be karma from that kicking him in his ass, or in this case hitting him with a right hook. & How much karma is this dude gonna recive before people feel he paid his dues? The man went to jail for like 4 years in 97, filed for bankrupcy (sp), & had one of the most dominated record labels in history crumble & people still wanna see him fucked up, smh

  27. Hortensio Says:

    I wonder if this will be on his reality show?

  28. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    D. Billz Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    I agree with 88 and FStylez…

    But fuck that. Lets not act like this is some shit we didn’t wanna see sooner or later. It’s human nature to want to see the bully get put on his back pockets.

    ^^^^Very true, my only gripe was with the comments over @ TMZ, not really anyones on here, it’s one thing to accept him getting what “some” may think he deserves, but the idiots over @ TMZ are acting like it’s the 2nd coming of christ. They acting like there getting there “suge got his ass whipped” check in the mail next monday, lol.

    People over @ TMZ are like “he deserves this for doing that to biggie & pac” what evidence do they have to prove that? You can have opinions, but to belive them as facts is crazy, I really don’t think he had anything to do with neither one of those deaths, but others feel different, I do know he jerked alot of rappers out of there $, so yeah, that could be karma from that kicking him in his ass, or in this case hitting him with a right hook. & How much karma is this dude gonna recive before people feel he paid his dues? The man went to jail for like 4 years in 97, filed for bankrupcy (sp), & had one of the most dominated record labels in history crumble & people still wanna see him fucked up, smh

    ^I overstand what you sayin’ though.

    For one, and this may sound biased, but most people who comment on other sites outside of NR are a bunch of clowns. Of course, that’s easy for me to say because I comment on NR with the rest of yall (and that, would make me a clown if I found NR to be clownish, lol). But it’s a reason why there are plenty of lurkers who finally pop up on comment on NR because they value our opinons over here. Though our Ether Initiation Rituals have been few and far inbetween (which leads to the lack of quality control), for some reason we still have the most valued opinions (and facts) out of all of the hip hop blogs (word to that one chick who called eskay a mysoginist for lettin’ us go ape shit in the comments talkin’ about how we miss Ike Turner, LOL). So as far as TMZ and the rest of the those sites, I take their commenter quotes with a grain of salt.

    As for Suge, nobody can verify what his involvement is with Pac and Big, but many of us want to villify him (including myself in the past) because it seemed he was a catalyst for the most notable and heartbreakin’ public beef in our culture. Not to metion he has raped all of his artists at will (no Squirrel Man) But on the realz, after much analyzation, Puff aint no different than Suge in that sense, just minus the gangsta demeanor. Where he lacks in physical intimidation, he makes up for it contractually aka “paper gangsta” (c) “the double door joints”. I think Suge just need to chill with all the goon squad beatdowns. But he’s from L.A., so rollin’ with a gang is 2nd nature. Especially since he’s a boss (no Rawwwws). As for Karma… I think him gettin’ Craig’d, jail time, and losin’ The Row is Karma catchin’ up, so maybe he’s still repayin’ his debt to Her. Lets not forget that Snoop, Dre, DPG, Vanilla Ice (lol), and a list of maddddd mofos all had problems with him. Hopefully that’s all in the past, but if he continues to fuck up, then expect to see more pics of him in the future in a slumped position… or worse.

  29. D_Block_4_life Says:

    We Are THe Streets someone pleaseeeeee

  30. LADIES IT WAS CROWBAR Says:

    *REAL STORY* I was there. I was telling people about this before it hit the net. Suge didn’t get hit with a fist, it was with a crowbar. The @$?#! went down where a guy got jumped by Suge and about 3 bodyguards. It’s about 20 seconds of chaos, spills a little into the street, then gets broken up. Then a HOMEBOY of the dude who got jumped comes straight from the side with a crowbar. You can actually see the gash on Suge’s neck in the pictures. He hit him hard across the right side of his skull and neck – you could hear it. The dude who hit him was out in a flash – before bodyguards or security could even track him down. It was a one-hitta-quitta..

  31. Dem Says:

    how the mighty have fallen.

  32. Sean Coonery Says:

    Suge Knight’s time is over. It’s sad, because this dude had the rap game in a chokehold.

    Suge Knight in the 90’s = O Dog in Menace 2 Society

    Suge Knight in 08 = Sumo Wrestler nobody is afraid of

  33. Thad7th Says:

    Was the other guys name Andre??

  34. no more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    E. Tiggidy Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    Deebo got knocked… well you know the rest.

    In other news Mos Def used the same voice for Gangstalicious that he used in 16 Blocks. Now when I look back at the movie it adds comedy. Good or bad?

    ^You mean you wasn’t laughin’ the first time?

    …. I’m tellin yall ninjas Mos Def just followed delonte west around for a week to come up with that voice they sound identical ….

    word to I fux this shit is hysterical besides just the voice

    tinyurl.com/6oxw28

  35. no more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    as for Suge being responsible for Big or Pac’s death I’m not sure but I am damn sure he knows who did it and well when Mos Def went off on him at that award show calling him out it made me think a lot of industry people know shit we don’t and Mos was the only one with the balls to call him out, Mos is a smart dude I can’t see any other reason for that rant

  36. Crossbow Says:

    It’s ridiculous how cats get to live off “infamous” actions for such a long time. Even if he had both Pac and BIG plugged, that was more than 10 years ago. The Vanilla Ice fiasco was 15 years ago. Since then:

    – Dissed by countless West Coast Rappers

    – Shot himself in a club (allegedly)

    – Lost rights to Death Row

    – Filed Bankruptcy

    Don’t know what happened with this incident, but like w/ the Curtis Chain Ripping, perception is reality.

  37. PHENOMENON Says:

    FULL CIRCLE………..HMMM, NOT QUITE, BUT GETTING THERE.

  38. State of Grace Says:

    And if you can pull it off, then that adds to the “cinematic feature” (c) Dane Cook

    ^^Quoting Dane Cook means taking a bigger L than Suge just did.

  39. D_Block_4_life Says:

    ^^Quoting Dane Cook means taking a bigger L than Suge just did
    ^^^^
    Amen

  40. Crossbow Says:

    # State of Grace Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    And if you can pull it off, then that adds to the “cinematic feature” (c) Dane Cook

    ^^Quoting Dane Cook means taking a bigger L than Suge just did.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Never understood why cats think that dude is funny.

  41. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # D_Block_4_life Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    ^^Quoting Dane Cook means taking a bigger L than Suge just did
    ^^^^
    Amen
    ^^^^

    What is the appeal about that dude? I watched one of his stand-up specials with a friend of mine … I wanted those 60 minutes of my life back.

  42. 40 Inch Says:

    Can we say what goes around …comes around???

  43. State of Grace Says:

    Never understood why cats think that dude is funny.

    ^^Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. See the box office totals for Meet The Spartans, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Norbit, etc.

  44. Latarian Milton Says:

    nation Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    people I want you to vote for:

    Lupe Fiasco

    ^

    *proud*

  45. Mac Brown Says:

    I’m still waiting for suge to get popped foreal…(not that accidental self-shooting in miami).

    Not that I wish that upon him, but its coming for sure. He’s survived this long off of a “rep” from 15 years ago, and protection from a bunch of goons and hangers on! Suge……… imo……….. has never been that “intimidating” to me personally, cuz I always saw him for what he was…..

    A big dude, (not so skilled with the hand to hand) who managed to slick talk and convince people he is the epidemy (sp) of ganster cuz of his size an personal appearance.

    Sure he shot the offices up at Deathrow back in the day (91 I beleive) to establish this rep. But I always thought he was more of an imbalanced person than “gansta”.

  46. Latarian Milton Says:

    *currently blasting pete rock, track 2 at the plantation*

  47. D_Block_4_life Says:

    yo i just finished watching that Delonte West interview woooow that has to be one of the funniest things ive ever seen…..SMHHHHHHH BIG TIME….BUGS BUNNY SMH!

  48. Latarian Milton Says:

    Mac Brown Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    I’m still waiting for suge to get popped foreal…(not that accidental self-shooting in miami).

    Not that I wish that upon him, but its coming for sure. He’s survived this long off of a “rep” from 15 years ago, and protection from a bunch of goons and hangers on! Suge……… imo……….. has never been that “intimidating” to me personally, cuz I always saw him for what he was…..

    A big dude, (not so skilled with the hand to hand) who managed to slick talk and convince people he is the epidemy (sp) of ganster cuz of his size an personal appearance.

    Sure he shot the offices up at Deathrow back in the day (91 I beleive) to establish this rep. But I always thought he was more of an imbalanced person than “gansta”.

    ^

    almost co-sizzle but give it a few weeks

    if dude who stomped him out is mysteriously in a body bag in 2 or 3 weeks people will go back to not wanting it with suge for another decade or two

  49. Da PartyStarter Says:

    …. I’m tellin yall ninjas Mos Def just followed delonte west around for a week to come up with that voice they sound identical ….

    word to I fux this shit is hysterical besides just the voice

    tinyurl.com/6oxw28

    ^^^^

    It’s as if “The Ladies’ Man Leon Phelps” and “The Water Boy Bobby Boucher” took turns teaching him speech therapy. It also appears as though he and T.I. have been open mouth kissing each other. Birth mark my ass.(no, not really)

    Could imagine him, Shannon Sharpe, and Emmit Smith doing a talk show together?

    Instead of PTI it’d be WTF?

  50. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Da PartyStarter Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Could imagine him, Shannon Sharpe, and Emmit Smith doing a talk show together?

    Instead of PTI it’d be WTF?
    ^^^

    Add Reggie Miller to this too.

  51. foekist Says:

    Suge shot me (c)makavelli innis

  52. foekist Says:

    Yeah reggie is harrirble… I must say though Magic was actually able to make the most of his ebonical speech impairment.

  53. D. Billz Says:

    State of Grace Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    And if you can pull it off, then that adds to the “cinematic feature” (c) Dane Cook

    ^^Quoting Dane Cook means taking a bigger L than Suge just did.

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    ^^Quoting Dane Cook means taking a bigger L than Suge just did
    ^^^^
    Amen

    ^Funk yall. CiCi included. Lol. It’s hard to explain, honestly. I find white frat-boy humor funny and Dane has somehow perfected. Just watchin’ a mofo make a complete ass his self for the sake of a laugh is comical. But somehow, Dane, IMO, has found a way to turn that bravado into jokes that appeal to me. Even as a Black man. Examples:

    -women being “brain ninjas” (act like you never argued with a chick and she said one tiny thing that set you off)

    -callin’ breaking-and-entering “B&E’s” (as if that nulls the act, plus I can think of numerous times mofos in my cipher chumped on an illegal activity)

    -doing freak-ass shit and thinkin’ the whole time you mighta caught somethin’

    Just a few that appeal to me. As much as I like “intelligent” humor (Chappelle and Carlin), gross humor (Patrice Oneal, Louis CK), I still think “physical” humor has its place (Cook and Tony F. Roberts).

  54. Crossbow Says:

    # State of Grace Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Never understood why cats think that dude is funny.

    ^^Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. See the box office totals for Meet The Spartans, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Norbit, etc.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Co-Sign. It’s these same people that allow VH1 to produce car-wreck “reality” TV shows at break-neck speed because of they high ratings they receive.

  55. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Wassup Lil Ci-Ci?

    I know the night is young but I made it through the weekend without any contact with Jake. I’m assuming it helped that I only left the crib to do laundry….

    I thought Reggie had pretty good diction? Although he he does come from the “Bill Walton School of Nonsensical Sports Metaphors”

  56. Latarian Milton Says:

    i used to think dane cook was ok but then i found out that he’s a hack and took a substantial chunk of his good shit from louis CK

    in any case smh @ the fact that you didn’t list larry david as one of your favorite comics

    “get all up IN THAT ASS larry!” (c) CYE season 6

  57. sb - uno Says:

    i hope the beating was worth the money ..
    its dre day once again bitches ..

  58. foekist Says:

    I thought Reggie had pretty good diction?

    $

    He does. They were speaking of bad analyst/commentators and I just threw in a comment bout magic.

  59. Da PartyStarter Says:

    * STILL waiting for the chopped and screwed version of “When The Funk Hits The Fan” by Steve Hightower and the Hightops*

  60. Crossbow Says:

    Anybody heard of Demetri Martin? One of my co-workers put me on to him. He uses a lot of music and illustrations with his jokes, but he’s pretty funny.

  61. Latarian Milton Says:

    @ crossbow i haven’t heard of him but i will check him out [||]

    fyi this is the funniest dude i have ever seen on stage, dude is insane: http://www.azhar.com

    his name is azhar usman and he’s from the chi

    dude is crazy funny he’s literally brought me to tears with his shit [||], his live show “allah made me funny” is off the hook

  62. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Carlos Mencia is funny but he dangerously close to being the Latin Bill Maher. And although I understand Dennis Miller MOST of the time, I still wanna punch him is his Mensa lookin’ ass mouth form time to time. He reminds me of Brain form Pinky and the Brain…

  63. Marcus McFly Says:

    I dubbed The…Suge Knight

  64. D. Billz Says:

    DBlock

    We Are The Streets

    http://www.rapidshare.com/files/98558124/The_Lox-We_Are_The_Streets-2000-EGO.rar

  65. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Mike Epps is has that 5 days later funny type of comedy. Like the shit he said about the old man in the bar,with no drawers on, borrowing $5 form a cheap ass friend and catz sellin’ weed talkin’ bout “The Feds is watchin’ me”. LOL

  66. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Da PartyStarter Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    Wassup Lil Ci-Ci?

    I know the night is young but I made it through the weekend without any contact with Jake. I’m assuming it helped that I only left the crib to do laundry….

    I thought Reggie had pretty good diction? Although he he does come from the “Bill Walton School of Nonsensical Sports Metaphors”
    ^^^

    What’s up Uncle DPS … ain’t shit here, just listening to Young Chris

    You know Sharpton was here today. 800+ murders later. SMH

    Reggie does too much. He’ll create some of the most out-of-sight analogies during the games. I would add Mark Jackson and Van Gundy on the strength of their off-topic conversations and fighting lol

  67. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Suge got rocked….shiiiiiiiit, never thought I’d see the day.

    Can’t say that I’m not happy that he got boshed.

    Having said that ninjas better not act like if this big fuck stepped to you, you’d be somewhat hesitant in puttin up your dukes……

    What up Nahggers?

  68. D. Billz Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    Carlos Mencia is funny but he dangerously close to being the Latin Bill Maher

    ^Carlos is a clown. Joe Rogan put him on blast in front of a whole crowd of people. Youtube it. He stole madddddd jokes.

    And I understand that Dane has been accused for swackin’ from Louis. If it’s the truth, that’s effed up. But that comedy special had me crackin’ up. And this is from a guy who expected not to like it before I even peeped it.

  69. Latarian Milton Says:

    lol on the real carlos mencia is the biggest hack in the history of comedy but whatev

    it’s funny because this shit wouldn’t fly in hip-hop

    like for real if one cat was spitting lines on a mixtape and the next thing you know, some major label cat was spitting the same lines on a mixtape a couple weeks later,

    1 – the blogs would expose the shit out of dude
    2 – dude might catch some fists and possibly end up on youtube

    i’m just sayin…

  70. Crossbow Says:

    ^Carlos is a clown. Joe Rogan put him on blast in front of a whole crowd of people. Youtube it. He stole madddddd jokes.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Co-Sign, dude been exposed for bitin’. Even George Lopez put hands on him for taking his jokes.

  71. D. Billz Says:

    Crossbow Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    ^Carlos is a clown. Joe Rogan put him on blast in front of a whole crowd of people. Youtube it. He stole madddddd jokes.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Co-Sign, dude been exposed for bitin’. Even George Lopez put hands on him for taking his jokes.

    ^G-Lo is a G, for real. He is vato status. He do comedy for his people, fuck mainstream. I like how he even incorporate the Spanish in the jokes. This Nicarguan chick I was datin’ in ’05… I put him on to her and she FELL OUT laughin’. Even though she was Black, she could relate to the Hispanic culture because of her nationality. Even his TV show aint bad. He reminds me of a Mexican Martin: unabashed, brash, blunt, etc.

  72. D. Billz Says:

    @ chea

    Comedy is likened to hip hop on soooooo many levels. I broke that down on here before:

    -Gotta have original material

    -Gotta mix it up

    -Style, delivery, and mic presence are just as important

    -Promoters be rapin’ comics (c) rappers’ managers

    -Not too female comics are respected

    -Get paid more from shows than retail sales

  73. Da PartyStarter Says:

    I didn’t know Carlos stole jokes. I heard about Dane Cook, although I find him funny at times.

    Yeah Ci-Ci, he woulda looked more credible if he came down when the cop got murked. It’s gonna be a hot summer. And Jeff Van Gundy reminds me of a person who, although wealthy, lives in a one room flat with newspaper for curtains and eats his meals out of a can. Something very serial killer-ish about dude.

  74. D. Billz Says:

    not too many female*

  75. Crossbow Says:

    Jeff Van Gundy reminds me of a person who, although wealthy, lives in a one room flat with newspaper for curtains and eats his meals out of a can. Something very serial killer-ish about dude.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I don’t think that man had a good night’s sleep since 1981. Dude always looks tired.

  76. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Tony Parker just did the damn thing to the Hornets…

    LF: Who would win a fist fight between Suge and Fat Joe?

  77. Crossbow Says:

    LF: Who would win a fist fight between Suge and Fat Joe?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I’m taking Suge, only because worse case scenario, he’ll get on some Tyson shit and probably bite the shit outta Joe.

  78. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Da PartyStarter Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    I didn’t know Carlos stole jokes. I heard about Dane Cook, although I find him funny at times.

    Yeah Ci-Ci, he woulda looked more credible if he came down when the cop got murked. It’s gonna be a hot summer. And Jeff Van Gundy reminds me of a person who, although wealthy, lives in a one room flat with newspaper for curtains and eats his meals out of a can. Something very serial killer-ish about dude.
    ^^^^^

    Dane Cook in movies … even worse.

    Yeah, Perm Al’ ain’t playing anybody.

    LOL @ Van Gundy being “serial-killer-ish” He does have that look lol

  79. D. Billz Says:

    I would never play myself by watchin’ a Dane Cook movie. Standups is where it stop.

  80. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    I would never play myself by watchin’ a Dane Cook movie. Standups is where it stop.
    ^^^

    My roommate wanted to watch “Waiting” because she’s a Dane Cook stan. Once again, minus the Andy Milonakis freestyle at the end, I wanted two hours of my life back.

  81. pockets Says:

    a sad Kobe…

    makes for a happy Furiou$tylez…

    ^… and DBillz…

    ^yo billz i knew u were damon stoudemire working at a gas station

  82. Dude that stole on Suge Says:

    Latarian Milton
    ^lol on the real carlos mencia is the biggest hack in the history of comedy but whatev

    it’s funny because this shit wouldn’t fly in hip-hop

    like for real if one cat was spitting lines on a mixtape and the next thing you know, some major label cat was spitting the same lines on a mixtape a couple weeks later,

    1 – the blogs would expose the shit out of dude
    2 – dude might catch some fists and possibly end up on youtube

    i’m just sayin…

    HipHop was built on it….You would have the sugarhill gang

  83. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Andy Milonakis = Beetle Juice

  84. pockets Says:

    spurs is winning the championship, im telling everyone right now, no one even recognizes…

  85. Latarian Milton Says:

    LF: garden salsa sun chips = crack

    pock: as-sallamu alaikum akh

  86. D. Billz Says:

    pockets Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    a sad Kobe…

    makes for a happy Furiou$tylez…

    ^… and DBillz…

    ^yo billz i knew u were damon stoudemire working at a gas station

    ^LOL. Fuckin’ Ning. Smh

    >>spurs is winning the championship, im telling everyone right now, no one even recognizes…

    ^As much as I hate Tobe and The Flakers, you wildin’.

  87. D. Billz Says:

    Latarian Milton Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
    LF: garden salsa sun chips = crack

    ^I swear you must be lookin’ at my posts in the archives…

  88. State of Grace Says:

    I still think “physical” humor has its place

    ^^Yes, but yelling everything and gesticulating wildly is not humor.

    Carlos Mencia is funny but he dangerously close to being the Latin Bill Maher.

    ^^That doesn’t make any sense. One is a viciously cynical and clever comedian, the other is a corny fake Mexican hack named Ned. Carlos Mencia is the brown Dane Cook, yelling does not equal funny.

  89. State of Grace Says:

    spurs is winning the championship, im telling everyone right now, no one even recognizes…

    ^^I dunno, I think the Penguins are going all the way.

  90. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    I would never play myself by watchin’ a Dane Cook movie. Standups is where it stop.
    ^^^

    You mean you missed his “tour-de-force” performance in that movie with Dennis “DeNiro” Rodman? You KNOW it was kcuffed up ’cause I can’t remember the name of the flick….lol

    ____________
    The Spurs gotta get a road victory first. It’s gonna be a touch shoe to polish if they face the Lakers in the CF’s…

    Hot Dammit!! The Pens just scored on the Flyers…..Pens up 3-2 10:00 mins left 3rd period…

  91. D. Billz Says:

    YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE HORNETS DOING?!

    Stop fuckin’ up fast breaks.

    Smfh

  92. Blackwater Says:

    link the MOS rant ty

  93. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Carlos Mencia is funny but he dangerously close to being the Latin Bill Maher.

    ^^That doesn’t make any sense. One is a viciously cynical and clever comedian, the other is a corny fake Mexican hack named Ned. Carlos Mencia is the brown Dane Cook, yelling does not equal funny.

    ^^^^
    Makes plenty sense. Both try to appear to be the smartest person in the room but want to let YOU in on the joke so YOU ALL appear superior to the people who don’t agree with them. I wouldn’t classify Maher so much as “viciously cynical” but rather mean spirited and pseudo- intelligent. Just because muffukkas in the audience applaud don’t make his shit funny, insightful or correct.

  94. Latarian Milton Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    Latarian Milton Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
    LF: garden salsa sun chips = crack

    ^I swear you must be lookin’ at my posts in the archives…

    ^^

    nah homie this is all me lol, i’m at the plantation right now eating a bag of garden salsa sun chips and a ice cold sierra mist free, this is called bougie corporate snacking thuggery

    i was eyeing up the flaming hot cheetos but the fact is, you either

    1 – wipe your fingers after every bite and fuck up your whole flow or
    2 – type away like your keyboard isn’t turning orange

    i’m simply not ghetto enuf for #2, i be seeing secretaries pull that shit but damn in my position i can’t roll like that, it’s like “when keeping it real goes wrong”

    as such, the sun chips are my snack of choice, shits are piff, i could eat like 5 bags

  95. D. Billz Says:

    DAMN Wright!

    That ninja glided through all the Sprus.

  96. pockets Says:

    w.a.a. latarian ahk

    and carlos is NOT funny, that dude just looks into the camera and just yells at the top of his lungs “u fucking retard.” thats not cool…but ya, demetri martin, russell peters, and of course, chappelle are my top three at this point.

  97. Latarian Milton Says:

    pock do you eff with azhar usman, dude is crazy funny

  98. D_Block_4_life Says:

    yo billz good F$#@in lookin on the link

  99. pockets Says:

    i was eyeing up the flaming hot cheetos but the fact is, you either

    1 – wipe your fingers after every bite and fuck up your whole flow or
    2 – type away like your keyboard isn’t turning orange

    ^nah broski, type with ur pinkys and ur left hand and wait till mad cheese is built up on the tips of the fingers, pause, and then thats the best part is licking off the orange. thats mad phat.

  100. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Sam Kinesson(SP) yelled, and he was funny as HELL. Especially his routine about the dead victim of necrophilia. You REALLY had to be there or see it, ’cause that lil loud muffukka was funny.

  101. pockets Says:

    pock do you eff with azhar usman, dude is crazy funny

    ^lol ya i know who ur talking about, i think he had that joke where he wanted everyone to google “azhar usman is fucking awesome”, so everytime someone googles just “azhar usman” google asks “did u mean azhar usman is fucking awesome”

    lmfao

  102. Blackwater Says:

    I THINK BILL MAHER IS FUNNY> I even used to like Dennis Miller. But I have never liked Dane Cook. All his material is wack.

  103. CiCi The Intern Says:

    *patiently waits for Inside the NBA*

    SMH at them still dropping threes on New Orleans …

  104. Blackwater Says:

    My keyboard was tripping up until just now

  105. Blackwater Says:

    the Jew comedy syndicate is the most poewrful. They let Sarah Siverman say nigger on TV more than Richard Pryor and nobody better say nothing

  106. D. Billz Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    yo billz good F$#@in lookin on the link

    ^No prob.

  107. Latarian Milton Says:

    Blackwater Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
    the Jew comedy syndicate is the most poewrful. They let Sarah Siverman say nigger on TV more than Richard Pryor and nobody better say nothing

    ^

    WOW lol preach homie, tabbanacle

    you gotta love NR b/c cats is mad uncensored, shit’s amazing lol

  108. State of Grace Says:

    Both try to appear to be the smartest person in the room but want to let YOU in on the joke so YOU ALL appear superior to the people who don’t agree with them.

    ^^Carlos Mencia tries to appear smart? Name one instance in which this has ever happened. He does duh-duh comedy for retards. Sam Kinison yelled but it wasn’t all he did. He understood comedic elements like flow and timing and building a joke. Carlos just YELLS THINGS ABOUT MEXICANS AND BLACK PEOPLE!

  109. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Best stand up = Ricky Gervais/Jonny Vegas

    Fuck a Yank comedian (nope)

  110. D. Billz Says:

    Tim Duncan’s voice doesn’t fit his physical stature (none). That ninja is 7 feet and sound like Mervis from the accouting department.

  111. Digital Scales Says:

    THATS YA MAN

  112. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Charles Barkley with painted toenails = priceless

  113. State of Grace Says:

    Ricky Gervais is pretty hilarious in GTA IV

  114. pockets Says:

    Best stand up = Ricky Gervais

    ^ohh shit, ricky gervais stand up? i need to check that out…i just thought he wrote tv shows

  115. D. Billz Says:

    Did I miss somethin’?

    Are we supposed to be taking our shoes off for some type of charity?

  116. Da PartyStarter Says:

    ^^Carlos Mencia tries to appear smart? Name one instance in which this has ever happened. He does duh-duh comedy for retards. Sam Kinison yelled but it wasn’t all he did. He understood comedic elements like flow and timing and building a joke. Carlos just YELLS THINGS ABOUT MEXICANS AND BLACK PEOPLE!

    ^^^
    I ain’t about to get all “2x” with you about stand up comedy so I ain’t “naming” anything. It’s obvious we have different taste concerning comedy.
    K.I.M.

    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    Charles Barkley with painted toenails = priceless

    ^^^
    Where? When?

  117. EnglandRepresent Says:

    ohh shit, ricky gervais stand up? i need to check that out…i just thought he wrote tv shows

    ^^You lost then P to the. Ricky Gervais : Politics and Ricky Gervais : Animals two amazing stand up shows, both on DVD. Brilliant. No offence to the average Yankee intellect but you lot are some thick muthafuckas, sad to say your comedians reflect that. With that said Chappelle is still nice most of the time.

  118. pockets Says:

    if its jazz/spurs and pistons/cavs, that shit would be hilarious

    good movie=in the valley of elah

  119. State of Grace Says:

    It’s obvious we have different taste concerning comedy.

    ^^Well yeah, I like it and you don’t. Condolences.

  120. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Kcuffin’ Flyers lost…. SMH Somebody needs to take Crosby or Malkin OUT

  121. pockets Says:

    It’s obvious we have different taste concerning comedy.

    ^^Well yeah, I like it and you don’t.

    ^*jadakiss vulture cough*

  122. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    Charles Barkley with painted toenails = priceless

    ^^^
    Where? When?
    ^^^^

    Inside the NBA … its for a charity that provides shoes to children that can’t afford them.

  123. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # State of Grace Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    It’s obvious we have different taste concerning comedy.

    ^^Well yeah, I like it and you don’t. Condolences.

    ^^^^

    Bitchass-ness…. I assume you can’t K.I.M. so what ever, get the sand out your pussy and get off my dick.

  124. Latarian Milton Says:

    chappelle fucked up the game worse than any rappers you can name, combined

    watch him come back to the league rocking the 2-3 and shut shit down again like he never left

  125. pockets Says:

    tim duncans body being to big for his voice is completely analagous to my dick being to big for my body.

  126. Eightys Baby Says:

    a sad Kobe…

    makes for a happy Furiou$tylez…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Ahhhhhh, I see that you’ve been eating some of these eh Furious.

    http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u90/hussle_crowe/hater_tots.jpg

    Dont trip, its still Lakers in six

  127. pockets Says:

    ^^You lost then P to the. Ricky Gervais : Politics and Ricky Gervais : Animals two amazing stand up shows, both on DVD.

    ^yo im heading to the video store right now, or as u brits call it, the pampershnackle.

  128. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Just in case:

    1. Circle your crib ,address, or what ever it is you do

    2. send airfare (I’ll spend it on Grey Goose and bbq)

    2. Type ganster-isms (yeah, get the crowd on your side)

    4. K.I.M.

    With that said “god night” and “E.A.D.”

  129. Digital Scales Says:

    JIN RAPS TOO BLACK TO BE CHINESE

  130. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Da PartyStarter Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Kcuffin’ Flyers lost…. SMH Somebody needs to take Crosby or Malkin OUT
    ^^^^

    You know, the curse of ’83 will continue …

  131. Digital Scales Says:

    KOREA*

  132. Latarian Milton Says:

    pockets Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    or as u brits call it, the pampershnackle.

    ^

    lolol

  133. pockets Says:

    chappelle fucked up the game worse than any rappers you can name, combined

    ^agreed, that dude is like my idol. i gotta see him live at some point in my life, i wish i was funny as chappelle

  134. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Oh lawd … and Craig Sager with a flower lapel … lol

  135. Digital Scales Says:

    JAP PAN KNEES

  136. SeeAmI? Says:

    Latarian Milton> the guy who knocked out suge

  137. pockets Says:

    hiroshima, nagasaki,
    bring da bombs out, my nahggas got me

    -pockets

  138. State of Grace Says:

    Bitchass-ness…. I assume you can’t K.I.M. so what ever, get the sand out your pussy and get off my dick.

    ^^No, see, what I did there? That was a joke. I know that a history of watching Carlos Mencia has made it difficult for you to recognize them, but with time, perhaps you will heal.

  139. EnglandRepresent Says:

    yo im heading to the video store right now, or as u brits call it, the pampershnackle.

    ^^*blank stare*

    Get me a beef madras on your way back fella

  140. pockets Says:

    MTV NEWS- Suge Knight was knocked unconcscience for three minutes after assaulting a bald man with his cronies. The victim rushed to his feet, hit Knight, and ran out the back entrance. Witnesses reported the man had a Thug Life tattoo across his abdomin.

  141. pockets Says:

    Get me a beef madras on your way back fella

    ^yo eng thats mean bro

  142. no more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    …. I’m tellin yall ninjas Mos Def just followed delonte west around for a week to come up with that voice they sound identical ….

    word to I fux this shit is hysterical besides just the voice

    tinyurl.com/6oxw28

    ^^^^

    It’s as if “The Ladies’ Man Leon Phelps” and “The Water Boy Bobby Boucher” took turns teaching him speech therapy. It also appears as though he and T.I. have been open mouth kissing each other. Birth mark my ass.(no, not really)

    Could imagine him, Shannon Sharpe, and Emmit Smith doing a talk show together?

    Instead of PTI it’d be WTF?

    * feels the cold breath of death ( none ) creepin up *

    * starts digging my own grave *

    * does a swan dive into 6 ft. pit *

    * watches soul emerge from my now lifeless body *

  143. BK2LV Says:

    owwwwww (no max b)

  144. no more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    yo i just finished watching that Delonte West interview woooow that has to be one of the funniest things ive ever seen…..SMHHHHHHH BIG TIME….BUGS BUNNY SMH!

    …… I died like 7 times watching that shit dude is crazy yet hi-larious……

    Crossbow Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    Anybody heard of Demetri Martin? One of my co-workers put me on to him. He uses a lot of music and illustrations with his jokes, but he’s pretty funny.

    ……… I’ve been trying to promte him as much as possible on here for at least a year his stand up ” person ” is comic gold….

    also co-sign Billz Dane Cook in a movie = kill yourself, Dane Cook in Vicious Circle = pure hilarity, I still hate that joke stealing bastard since I saw him exposed as a louie c.k. swagger jacker who is funny as all hell

    _____________

    D. Billz Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    Da PartyStarter Says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    Carlos Mencia is funny but he dangerously close to being the Latin Bill Maher

    ^Carlos is a clown. Joe Rogan put him on blast in front of a whole crowd of people. Youtube it. He stole madddddd jokes.

    And I understand that Dane has been accused for swackin’ from Louis. If it’s the truth, that’s effed up. But that comedy special had me crackin’ up. And this is from a guy who expected not to like it before I even peeped it.

    …………

    see as usually co-sign Billz no dickriding but me and Billz seem to have the same type of humor and coicendtally (sp?) pretty close to the same taste in music

  145. no more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    Tony Parker just did the damn thing to the Hornets…

    …… I tried telling everyone the series wasn’t over, the Spurs just missed mad jumpshots in game 1 and 2 that wouldn’t happen at home, I still reluctantly got the Spurs winning in 7, and like they always say a series doesn’t start until a team loses at home …….

    LF: Who would win a fist fight between Suge and Fat Joe?

    …. Suge, easy that ninja was almost a professional football player dudes got athletic ability, Fat Joe, not so much ….

  146. Blackwater Says:

    Suge or RIck Ross?

  147. Blackwater Says:

    Ross look like Kimbo Slice in a Coogi anyway

  148. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    http://www.zshare.net/download/11843528c2c19756/
    ^^^^
    Eli Porter mixtape

  149. Blackwater Says:

    I think Busta is goint to be the hottest artist going into 09

  150. D. Billz Says:

    Anderson Silva > Kimbo Slice

  151. no more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Blackwater Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    link the MOS rant ty

    __________

    I can’t find the video of it but you can either google mos def disses suge knight and follow any of the links or go here

    tinyurl.com/5kyfm9

    Mos Def, a rapper not on the tip of most tongues when discussing battles between crews, cities, or coasts, called out Suge Knight during his Breed Love set on Thursday, according to an article on Calendarlive.com.

    …Mos Def took a jab at Marion “Suge” Knight, the controversial head of Death Row Records. The svelte and far-from-intimidating rapper said he was looking for Knight and wanted to know “who shot my man?”
    This isn’t the first time Mos has publically pointed the finger at Knight and tried to jumpstart the questioning of what happened to Tupac and other fallen rappers. At a show in Los Angeles this summer, Mos apparently sang, “Tell them who shot my man, Suge. Tell them who shot my man, Suge. Who shot Biggie, Pac and Jam Master Jay?”

    I’m sure Mos has his reasons for wanting to do this, but Suge doesn’t exactly have a peaceful past or much of a tolerance for slights. Let’s hope these tirades by Mos ends up with long-sought answers behind the murders of B.I.G. and Tupac coming to the surface and not with another bloody chapter in the “rap wars.”

  152. Blackwater Says:

    Kimbo’s Beard > Brillo pad

  153. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    even though Suge took an L, I’m still willing to bet 99% of rappers would be shook of him if he stepped to them. lol, I used to think Suge was the coolest C.E.O ever just based off how he punked rappers,

    Suge hanging Vanilla Ice from a balcony = hillarity

  154. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Rick Ross looks like a morbidly obese Kimbo Slice

  155. Blackwater Says:

    @ty

    Mos is a smart man and a peaceful being. I’m sure he has some sort of plan to keep himself from harms way but I’m just not sure that is wise

  156. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    http://www.dubcnn.com/interviews/spiderloc08/

    “It’s a nigga that grabbed Snoop’s wife’s ass at Snoop’s house and the nigga didn’t take the fade!”

    Spider Loc ethers Snoop

  157. EnglandRepresent Says:

    yo eng thats mean bro

    ^^No offence intended Pock.

  158. Latarian Milton Says:

    yo E-class, man

    hold this, man

    my machine broke

    from countin too much CASH

    belee-dat…*chuckle*

  159. no more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Blackwater Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    @ty

    Mos is a smart man and a peaceful being. I’m sure he has some sort of plan to keep himself from harms way but I’m just not sure that is wis

    ……

    agreed thats why I think Suge definitely knows what happened, and it might be some industry secret but Mos ain’t just gonna flat out snitch on him but he damn sure called him out and I doubt he would do that without a specific purpose or goal in mind

  160. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdpT7e5h1lk

  161. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91lQK5SCzlQ
    ^^^^
    study suggestions for finals

  162. Blackwater Says:

    @ nore

    did he say who grabbed her ass

  163. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    “I forget the homie’s name from Insane, it’s a little white boy from Insane, I don’t know if he actually grabbed her ass or not, but when her ass got grabbed and she made a big hoot-n-holler about it, this is who the crowd blamed it on. He denied it, so they made the big bodyguard nigga Fabian take the muthafuckin’ fade. He had to get on the basketball court and go head up. The little white boy knocked Fabian up his chest and pounded on him, Snoop’s bitch ass didn’t even take that fade.” (c) Spider Loc

  164. EnglandRepresent Says:

    In my mind Suge had both the greats popped. It makes too much sense for it not to be the case. And that documentary by Nick Bloomfield points all the fingers at Suge and the LAPD without really trying so I reckon Mos is onto something. Everyone got an opinion on who did it though…

  165. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Suge’s gone bankrupt, lost his label and went to prison since Pac died, if anyone’s gonna be suspect it should be Diddy, he’s benefitted the most from Pac and Big dying, plus he routiely screws his artists over he’s a paper gangster(c) Jada”flying refrigiators” Kiss

  166. Belize Says:

    Damn….he could use a blunt right about now

  167. Digital Scales Says:

    DAMN RICKY ROSS

  168. Digital Scales Says:

    Belize Says:

    May 12th, 2008 at 12:39 am
    Damn….he could use a blunt right about now
    ^^
    I TOO

  169. Phuque Says:

    *cracks door open*

    *looks around*

    *sees no one*

    *flips light on*

    *walks in*

    *checks fridge for beer*

    *grabs last Heineken*

    *flips on ESPN*

    *powers on “Dance Dance Revolution” game*

    *deposits necessary amount of quarters*

    *10-minute stretch*

    *Level 1*

    *Running Man/Roger Rabbit/Two Step maneuver*

    *K-K-K-Killer Kombo*

  170. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Damn….he could use a blunt right about now

    ^^lmao

    Nah but serious, if you’re offering……

  171. nation Says:

    sup bitches

  172. nation Says:

    *moderates*

    http://nahright.com/2008/05/11/suge-knight-struck/#comment-1057103

    wow

  173. EnglandRepresent Says:

    What up Nate?

  174. nation Says:

    >> What up Nate?

    creepiest shit ever dude, I’m tripping ballz

  175. EnglandRepresent Says:

    creepiest shit ever dude, I’m tripping ballz

    ^^Explain.

  176. Joe 88 Says:

    My current feelings towards the “who’s better styles or jada” convo

    2001-2007 Styles >>>>>>>>>Jada

    2008 – Jada >>> Styles

    Every track I heard jada on this year he killed, while styles lyrics is starting to get repetitive, I still like styles more cause his overall track record since “we are the streets” is unfuckwitable, but currently jada is on fire (no std). I think Jada is going back to the essence (no mag)

  177. landLORD Says:

    blackwater says

    ^^^^ They let Sarah Siverman say nigger on TV more than Richard Pryor and nobody better say nothing

    ——————

    … Sarah Silverman can call me nigger anyday …

    .. no OJ Simpson .. not yet ..

  178. cOLD Says:

    some niggas went for theirs flipping coke as they careers.

  179. cOLD Says:

    …but im a rebel stressing, to pull outta the heat no doubt

  180. D. Billz Says:

    Smh @ a couple things this gloomy and damp morning:

    The fact that I woke up @ 5 a.m. to finish a paper

    That shorties still try to use the “sad face” to get what they want (I just told shorty to take her pouted lip and pull it over her face)

    The fact that I have to do a toxic cleanse and drink nasty skin tea because I’ve been stressed and it got my face breakin’ out

    That N.O. lost last night

    That I’m about to return this TMobile phone to the store… wackest service ever

  181. cOLD Says:

    That I’m about to return this TMobile phone to the store… wackest service ever

    ^see now ya learning!

    let me put the spin on your damp gloomy morning.

    The fact that I woke up @ 5 a.m. to finish a paper

    ^some people dont have the smarts to finish a paper

    That shorties still try to use the “sad face” to get what they want (I just told shorty to take her pouted lip and pull it over her face)

    ^some guys arent fortunate enough to have female companionship

    The fact that I have to do a toxic cleanse and drink nasty skin tea because I’ve been stressed and it got my face breakin’ out

    ^some people have been in fires that scorched their entire bodies and pray for pimples, but their skin wont allow it

  182. Nah Right » Blog Archive » Lil Wayne ft. T-Pain - Got Money Says:

    […] Nah Right « Suge Knight Struck […]

  183. Black Bully of Billyburg Says:

    Joe 88 Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    ….How much karma is this dude gonna recive before people feel he paid his dues? The man went to jail for like 4 years in 97, filed for bankrupcy (sp), & had one of the most dominated record labels in history crumble & people still wanna see him fucked up, smh

    ^ Uhhh… He should be where Pac & Biggie are in the ethers then he’s paid his dues. Fukk Suge. SMH @ y’all niggaz defending this nigga
    Black Jesus > Black Devil

  184. mazz12 Says:

    People talking alot fo bullshit, what do you even know about suge?
    Ask any cat in the game right now and give em 10million dollars to say the uglyest shit about suge you can, they wont, cuz 99% of all out there know suge is real, he dont joke around. And this episode… can happen to anyone, if you hit a person many factors come in, it dosent mean suge is a wuss lol..

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