Video: Del The Funky Homosapien on the Late Late Show

Del performs his single Workin It on the Late Late Show with that Scottish guy.

Previously: Del The Funky Homosapien – Workin It (Video) | Del on Freestyle 101

(Speaking of Freestyle 101, please go vote for it to win a Webby Award for best online music series. It’s the only Hip-Hop related nomination, so it’d be nice to see it recognized.)


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149 Responses to “Video: Del The Funky Homosapien on the Late Late Show”

  1. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 9:58 am
    electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
    Eli Porter > Nas

    ^^^
    why was he feelin dude up thou?

    ^^^

    okay I missed something…go ahead and fill in the clueless white boy.

    _________

    i’ve been trying to tell everyone

    youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ

  2. Plug Says:

    >>you can’t even taste the flavor in a vanilla whitey
    ———-
    then whats the purpose. might as well use a reg

  3. Digital Scales Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
    ^
    eli porter

  4. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    DIRTY COCKFACE ANIMAL!

  5. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    biggums you been to the new Arena down town Newark yet. Dude the freaks where out in the city yesterday. Chicks couldnt wait for a hint of summer.

  6. Digital Scales Says:

    anybody get that email of all the gas prices, Venezuela pays like .14 cents a gallon lol

  7. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    *bolgs form Eli Porters perpsecivte*

  8. Casual T Says:

    good’day …

    *daps all round*

  9. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    Del performs his single Workin It on the Late Late Show with that Scottish guy

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Scottish no longer, you can keep him….(none)

  10. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    BLAHK DUPPY Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 10:03 am
    biggums you been to the new Arena down town Newark yet. Dude the freaks where out in the city yesterday. Chicks couldnt wait for a hint of summer.

    …. yeah i have, but not in a couple weeks though, by the end of April I will be in J.C. and the bricks reguarly for just the reason you mentioned the bitches are ridiculous …

  11. Big Homie Says:

    Im going to Hell for laughin at that Eli vid. Not once, but twice..lmao

  12. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    BLAHK DUPPY Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 10:05 am
    *bolgs form Eli Porters perpsecivte*

    ________

    translation

    Blahk is * blank starring * @ the ceiling, saying ” I’m the best man….I told you that “

  13. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
    LF & LP

    Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….

    ^^^

    yeah that shit was fucked up…

    they intent was…they wanted to post a video on youtube…damn these kids need more ish to do then just TV and the ‘nets.

    so the eli porter dude is soem freestyle MC?

  14. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    LF: has anyone played the new Mario Kart, that used to be my shit back in the day…

    *fires red shell*

  15. Casual T Says:

    SMH @ my girlfriend…

    Im like.. ‘you wanna go to the Fat Joe concert tonight’..
    her: ‘If I wanna see an elephant… I’ll just go to the zoo’..

    fell out my chair..

  16. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Big Homie Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 10:11 am
    Im going to Hell for laughin at that Eli vid. Not once, but twice..lmao

    …. I haven’t stopped laughing since last night, seriously I woke up laughing, and as I said last night I know we are all going to hell and I don’t even believe such place exists ….

  17. eskay Says:

    >>then whats the purpose. might as well use a reg

    because the vanilla white owl paper is thin like a philly, but burns slow like a regular white owl. plus it comes with that plastic tube which doubles as a nifty clip holder.

    http://www.advantageservice.net/images/white-owl_blunts.jpg

  18. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    …. yeah i have, but not in a couple weeks though, by the end of April I will be in J.C. and the bricks reguarly for just the reason you mentioned the bitches are ridiculous …

    ^yessir, I was about to go off into some deep philosophy shit dealing with women, then realized its friday. But cot damn, hows a nigga supposed to stay faithful, shit makes no sense.

  19. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    No more ty big’s just call me Kenard Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:09 am
    BLAHK DUPPY Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 10:03 am
    biggums you been to the new Arena down town Newark yet. Dude the freaks where out in the city yesterday. Chicks couldnt wait for a hint of summer.

    …. yeah i have, but not in a couple weeks though, by the end of April I will be in J.C. and the bricks reguarly for just the reason you mentioned the bitches are ridiculous …

    ^^
    the bitches are ALWAYS off the hook this time of year… Catch me ParkinLot Pimpin between market & washington… WOOOO! the hos Comez Outz!

  20. Casual T Says:

    Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….
    ^

    Wrong on so many levels… especially the part where one chick says ..’theres only 7 seconds left..make it good’…

  21. Big Homie Says:

    because the vanilla white owl paper is thin like a philly, but burns slow like a regular white owl. plus it comes with that plastic tube which doubles as a nifty clip holder.

    http://www.advantageservice.net/images/white-owl_blunts.jpg

    ^^ LMAO…cosigns. The plastic tube comes in handy. I fuck with the Grape just like my soda.

  22. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    so the eli porter dude is soem freestyle MC?

    …. I guess you could say that, watch the video …..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ

  23. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    Wrong on so many levels… especially the part where one chick says ..’theres only 7 seconds left..make it good’…

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    I know, if that had happened in my town, dudes would be beatin bitches down for pullin shit like that… Vanilla Ice style..

  24. eskay Says:

    >>Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….

    I don’t know why people are acting like shit like that doesn’t happen everyday and just doesnt make it to Youtube.

  25. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *watching youtube video of Eli*

    wow this is starting off bad.

  26. eskay Says:

    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html

    ^smh

  27. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    eskay Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 10:13 am
    >>then whats the purpose. might as well use a reg

    because the vanilla white owl paper is thin like a philly, but burns slow like a regular white owl. plus it comes with that plastic tube which doubles as a nifty clip holder.

    http://www.advantageservice.net/images/white-owl_blunts.jpg

    … I will say it again ….

    Raws papers >>>>>> any blunt or paper

    Raws burn slow like a blunt has ZERO extra additives, the reason why people say a joint has more carecigans (sp?) than cigarette is because of the additives in papers and Blunts are even worse, you are inhaling shit thats not meant to be inhaled, Vote Raws in 2008 save your lungs

  28. Digital Scales Says:

    lol at ty promoting the little hommie

  29. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    someone link the video of the girls kicking that one girls ass

  30. Casual T Says:

    >>then whats the purpose. might as well use a reg

    because the vanilla white owl paper is thin like a philly, but burns slow like a regular white owl. plus it comes with that plastic tube which doubles as a nifty clip holder
    ^

    Funny u mention this. I just copped some of them Blunt Wraps. Shit is butter. Vanilla flave too…. uncanny..
    Im feeling that Wet Cherry and Purple Haze flave too..

  31. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    awwwwwwwwwwwwww man why they set this slow dude up!…jeez.

    *tryin not to laugh*

    he said some funny stuff.

  32. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    but you know whuts really funny…he beat the other dude…lol.

  33. DA STREETZ Says:

    STREETZ GOES IN ON RICK ROSS DA BOSS
    http://24hourhiphop. com/music/Streetz-The%2BBoss%2BFreestyle/737/

  34. DA STREETZ Says:

    STREETZ GOES IN ON RICK ROSS DA BOSS
    http://24hourhiphop. com/music/Streetz-The%2BBoss%2BFreestyle/737/

  35. Digital Scales Says:

    blunt wraps? white owls??

    wtf

    dutchies > phillies > bamboo

  36. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:21 am
    someone link the video of the girls kicking that one girls ass

    ^^^

    man that shit is everywhere…rememeber these are all white kids…so every news channel website.

  37. eskay Says:

    >>I just copped some of them Blunt Wraps. Shit is butter. Vanilla flave too…. uncanny..

    woah, woah…take it easy.

    rolling in brown paper bag > rolling with Blunt Wraps

  38. D. Billz Says:

    I used to be in love with this bitch named E & J.

  39. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    >>Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….

    I don’t know why people are acting like shit like that doesn’t happen everyday and just doesnt make it to Youtube.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    True, but ppl dont it just to put it on youtube everyday!!!

    Anyway how stupid do you have to be to commit a crime, film it and post it for the world to see… Thats on some Ballerina P shit…

  40. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:20 am
    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html

    ^smh

    ^^^
    Fuckin Spicks.

  41. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Digital Scales Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 10:21 am
    lol at ty promoting the little hommie

    ….. i know it’s wrong but I can’t help it……

    Mark Twain Fame Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 10:22 am
    but you know whuts really funny…he beat the other dude…lol.

    …. I’m saying he got robbed, he should of won easy …..

  42. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    …that poor 4yr old dosnt have a chance in hell.

  43. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    …. I’m saying he got robbed, he should of won easy …..

    ^^^

    for sure, he entertained them, made them laugh…that roise o’donnell line was crack.

  44. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    man that shit is everywhere…rememeber these are all white kids…so every news channel website.

    ^MTF are you kidding me? post the fucking link already

  45. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    nevermind mtf sheesh….

  46. Plug Says:

    Funny u mention this. I just copped some of them Blunt Wraps. Shit is butter. Vanilla flave too…. uncanny..
    Im feeling that Wet Cherry and Purple Haze flave too..
    ————-
    might as well go smoke a square. thats all they are. they are made out of tobacco

  47. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Mike Mulligan!

  48. KLO Says:

    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:20 am
    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html

    ^smh

    ^^^ I think the choice is obvious, the baby should join the Bloods…LOL

  49. Plug Says:

    because the vanilla white owl paper is thin like a philly, but burns slow like a regular white owl. plus it comes with that plastic tube which doubles as a nifty clip holder.
    ——-
    thats the only down side to swishers. specially if you buy a single one. You gotta tast it for staleness. the tube would come i handy… if they had regular

  50. KLO Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:33 am
    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html

    ^smh

    ^^^ I think the choice is obvious, the baby should join the Bloods…LOL

  51. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    here whinny ass sheesh…

    http://www.mj.z1077.com/pages/mainfeed.html?feed=204719&article=3509684

  52. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:24 am
    I used to be in love with this bitch named E & J.

    ^^^

    E had the 9 and J the AK (c) Spice 1 187 Proof which is the best rap video of all time…

    *[///] homeroom*

    whaddidup

  53. eskay Says:

    Bible paper > Dutchies

    seriously, Dutchies fucking suck. they’re a mission to roll, they go out every 3rd pull and you cant clip them cuz they fall apart.

  54. KLO Says:

    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:46 am
    Bible paper > Dutchies

    seriously, Dutchies fucking suck. they’re a mission to roll, they go out every 3rd pull and you cant clip them cuz they fall apart.

    ^^^ I swear, I thought I was the only person that thought that sh*t!

  55. Soul Clapper Says:

    “I ain’t down to sign autographs and shake ya hands
    I don’t want trendy ass followers as fans
    I don’t wanna sell records, I don’t wanna be big
    I don’t want MTV runnin’ up in my crib
    I don’t wanna be light in the music biz
    I don’t want fans that don’t know who G Rap is”

    from “Lessons” by R.A. The Rugged Man.

    Wha’ gwan Nah?

  56. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    whut up Venny…

    *passes protein shake*

    yup thats goatmilk…mmmmm good.

    lol.

  57. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *daps the Soul Clap*

  58. D. Billz Says:

    !Ven-Tech? Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:44 am
    D. Billz Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:24 am
    I used to be in love with this bitch named E & J.

    ^^^

    E had the 9 and J the AK (c) Spice 1 187 Proof which is the best rap video of all time…

    …don’t fuck with her no more, now I fuck wit’ Tanqueray – Mobb Deep, “Drink The Pain Away”

  59. catch22 Says:

    morning nahgroes

    from “Lessons” by R.A. The Rugged Man.
    ^^
    anyone esle heard the rumor that BIG supposedly said RA was the best rapper?

  60. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:50 am
    whut up Venny…

    *passes protein shake*

    yup thats goatmilk…mmmmm good.

    lol.
    ^^

    What up homie, I will not ayo you for trying to pass me your protein shake, I’ll just say “I’m fine, thanks.”

  61. Dem Says:

    been smoke free for a month. and not by choice.

    sigh.

  62. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    KLO Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:49 am
    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 10:46 am
    Bible paper > Dutchies

    seriously, Dutchies fucking suck. they’re a mission to roll, they go out every 3rd pull and you cant clip them cuz they fall apart.

    ^^^ I swear, I thought I was the only person that thought that sh*t!

    ^^^

    I heard Busta talk about rollin up Backwoods so I tried it…and failed miserably

  63. Soul Clapper Says:

    Catch, what up?

    I heard that Big and R.A. were tight.

    R.A. was doing interviews saying that the “Chickenheads in the bathroom” line from Christopher was based on something that happened when they were together at a club or somethin’.

  64. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    R.A. = Shyheim’s father?

  65. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    …THEY’KNOW’YAYO! …THEY’KNOW’YAYO! …THEY’KNOW’YAYO!
    …THEY’KNOW’YAYO! …THEY’KNOW’YAYO! …THEY’KNOW’YAYO! Re’UP GANG, …YEAAAAAAA, YOU KNOW WE, WHIP’ WHIP’ WHIP’IT!!

  66. Soul Clapper Says:

    !Ven-Tech? Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 11:04 am
    R.A. = Shyheim’s father?

    ===========================================

    LOL. I would say that’s unlikely, taking all the available evidence into consideration.

    R.A. is an old head though. I had no idea dude was spitting since the days of Slick Rick.

  67. catch22 Says:

    seriously, Dutchies fucking suck. they’re a mission to roll, they go out every 3rd pull and you cant clip them cuz they fall apart.
    ^^
    i had always used dutchies, so i got used to them, but they really hard to find outside of the northeast.

  68. eskay Says:

    i take that back

    Dutchies > Backwoods

  69. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    cosign, don’t even waste your herb on a backwoods, you’ll be pissed

  70. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    *currently listening to Nas’s gangsta tears*

    slept on gem.

  71. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    cosign, don’t even waste your herb on a backwoods, you’ll be pissed

    ^ I thought it was agreed white paper >>>>

  72. yaboy Says:

    slow morning in this bitch, thought fridays would be a lil more lively….

    *daps Nah*

    *acts lively*

  73. Digital Scales Says:

    seriously, Dutchies fucking suck. they’re a mission to roll, they go out every 3rd pull and you cant clip them cuz they fall apart.

    you girls need to learn to roll

    ima see if this weekend i make a video of me rolling a blunt, just to show ya how i flip it, everytime people me roll, they say im the only person they see roll like that

  74. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 11:08 am
    i take that back

    Dutchies > Backwoods

    ^^^
    No Sur… Smoke pipe (no Cracks) > Blunts.

  75. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    oh yea and if you smoking that Piff, you only need a hit or 2, dutches, white owls become obsolete

    *takes it*
    *lowers the fitted*

    *plays this*

    youtube.com/watch?v=E14ox0mgxRI&feature=related

  76. b-ease Says:

    seriously, Dutchies fucking suck. they’re a mission to roll, they go out every 3rd pull and you cant clip them cuz they fall apart.

    ^^^
    Step your roll game up Es! If your dutch is going out every third pull, you’re amateur nite at the apollo homey.

  77. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    edit *takes hit* that was close.

  78. Soul Clapper Says:

    Rizla green papers > ________

  79. catch22 Says:

    anyone try those clear papers? how do they burn?

  80. catch22 Says:

    this is the first ive ever heard anyone complain about dutchies.

  81. green eyes Says:

    eli porter > you’re favorite rappers favorite ghost writer

    did i miss anything fun?

  82. D. Billz Says:

    lol @ ninjas goin’ in on eskay’s rollin’ skills. Only on NR.

    You might be ghetto if…

  83. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    R.A. is real underground isnt he…he dont like that mainstream ish do he?

    also that one b.a. white boy…dudes got straight lyrics for days…

  84. Soul Clapper Says:

    What up Miss Green…

    Who Eli Porter?

  85. green eyes Says:

    hi soul

    eli porter = the class of 05’s best rapper
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ

  86. Big Homie Says:

    Greenie where is my breakfast?

  87. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Floor @

    tinyurl.com/59npfj

  88. Soul Clapper Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    R.A. is real underground isnt he…he dont like that mainstream ish do he?

    ^ I suppose so. He ain’t ‘inaccessible’ or ‘purist’ underground (like some of the Def Jux artists). Dude raps over boom bap and keeps bullshit to a minimum. You could say he’s a J-Zone/Celph-Titled type of character, witty and shit, but Hip Hop to the core.

    That’s no disrespect to Def Jux… those ninjas do their thing, no question.

  89. green eyes Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Greenie where is my breakfast?

    ^ crazy ate it.

  90. b-ease Says:

    catch22 Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 11:28 am
    anyone try those clear papers? how do they burn?

    catch22 Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 11:29 am
    this is the first ive ever heard anyone complain about dutchies.

    ^^^
    1. Clear papers are pretty dope. I wouldnt make them my primary smoking instument, but if you got some real good exotic, or something similar they’re pretty ill. Burn slower than white boys.

    2. This is also the first time I’ve heard ANYONE complain about dutches. I’m shocked and appalled. Seriously.

  91. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    catch22 Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 11:28 am
    anyone try those clear papers? how do they burn?

    … yeah they burn MAD slow…… slower than blunts, maybe too slow if the chronic isn’t dry, like crumbles at first touch dry they shit will go out as soon as you pass it, but they don’t kill your lungs like blunts, lots of people have problems rolling them cause they are mad flimsy and as soon as you get it wet it folds and sticks together ( I will not use a disclaimer I’m talking about rolling papers god damnit )

    i’ll co-sign everyone talking about rizlas > than any blunts but still Raws > rizlas

    and if your dutchies are going out at all your not rolling right

    and I’m out ……1…..

  92. yaboy Says:

    greenie! ms. pussy good pussy good, whats the news?

  93. green eyes Says:

    hi bay bay

    yikes.. r-uh kelly has for really lost his damn mind

  94. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    DC stays missing out…this is like a must attend concert….don’t know who the fuck YakBallz (none) is, though…

    The independent hip-hop series already wrapped its third sold out festival in Southern California. Hoping to expand its reach, the festival is now headed to New York, Ft.Lauderdale, Denver and San Francisco this June.

    Paid Dues aims to give a platform to the biggest indy names in that often go unnoticed by the mainstream media. In support of their upcoming albums, Buckshot of the Boot Camp Clik, 9th Wonder, Kidz In The Hall and Braille have all signed onto the festival series.

    Additionally Little Brother, Hieroglyphics, and Yak Ballz are also on board, with Murs and 9th to host. Artists confirmed to perform on select dates include Rakim, De La Soul, Gza, Blackalicious, Supernatural & Scratch and Kidz in the Hall.

    http://www.sohh.com/articles/article.php/14576

  95. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^ I suppose so. He ain’t ‘inaccessible’ or ‘purist’ underground (like some of the Def Jux artists). Dude raps over boom bap and keeps bullshit to a minimum. You could say he’s a J-Zone/Celph-Titled type of character, witty and shit, but Hip Hop to the core.

    That’s no disrespect to Def Jux… those ninjas do their thing, no question.

    ^^^

    yeah I dig it. I heard of R.A., listen to soem tracks, all that, I jsut didnt know what his stance was with mainstream vs. underground.

  96. green eyes Says:

    # yaboy Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    greenie! ms. pussy good pussy good, whats the news?

    ^ LMFAOOOOO. dammit.. this is why i dont tell ya’ll nuffin!!

  97. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 11:43 am
    # yaboy Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    greenie! ms. pussy good pussy good, whats the news?

    ^ LMFAOOOOO. dammit.. this is why i dont tell ya’ll nuffin!!

    ^^^

    LMAO…is this form the other day when we was talkin bout sex n shit?

  98. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Hey, bay bay…

  99. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    2. This is also the first time I’ve heard ANYONE complain about dutches. I’m shocked and appalled. Seriously.

    … yeah my only complaint is I don’t want any extras or tabacco, so I stick with papers but the best blunts are either Dutchies or Garcia vegas ( although they changed half the Garcia’s so they are all leaf and rolled like regular cigars, so they take a bit longer to roll ) but if your dutchie doesn’t burn right or it takes you more than 1 minute and 15 second to split dump fill and twist a dutchie pass it to someone else …..

    ok i’m out for real

  100. Soul Clapper Says:

    *see’s Eli Porter spitting paragraphs of murder on youtube*

    *digs own grave*

    *climbs the fuck in*

  101. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    brb…

  102. green eyes Says:

    # Mark Twain Fame Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    green eyes Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 11:43 am
    # yaboy Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    greenie! ms. pussy good pussy good, whats the news?

    ^ LMFAOOOOO. dammit.. this is why i dont tell ya’ll nuffin!!

    ^^^

    LMAO…is this form the other day when we was talkin bout sex n shit?

    ^ lol.. nah its from last night, i put in yaboy something serious.
    jk.

    eng & them were talking about nicknames for vaginas, i, following cold;s confessional lead, offered up a story of my own. as with the case of my jim jones confession, i lived to regret my attempts at sharing.

  103. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Everyfucking time I see SDSU in the Light section I think my alma mater….Whatever *daps all around*

    COMMERCE CITY, Colo. — A couple arguing about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father’s arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday, reported KMGH-TV in Denver.
    On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into a video rental store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval said.
    After he ran out of the store, police were called and the 19-year-old was arrested at his home.
    His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, told authorities she is a member of the Crips, police said. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman told police.
    “They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would ‘claim,'” Sandoval said.
    Manzanares was charged with disorderly conduct, harassment, and domestic violence. He was transported to the Adams County Detention Facility.
    On Tuesday, he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to 12 months of probation and ordered to pay $835 in court costs, according to the Denver Post. The misdemeanor harassment charge was dropped

    ^^ ^Ya only on the leftside thats the crip side…………’Godson across the huggies’

  104. Plug Says:

    *gone fishing*

  105. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Eli Porter is the truest spitter of all the handicap society, no disrespect to Mike Jones

  106. green eyes Says:

    smfh @ fux’ story

  107. yaboy Says:

    green eyes Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 11:51 am

    # Mark Twain Fame Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    green eyes Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 11:43 am
    # yaboy Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    greenie! ms. pussy good pussy good, whats the news?

    ^ LMFAOOOOO. dammit.. this is why i dont tell ya’ll nuffin!!

    ^^^

    LMAO…is this form the other day when we was talkin bout sex n shit?

    ^ lol.. nah its from last night, i put in yaboy something serious.
    jk.

    eng & them were talking about nicknames for vaginas, i, following cold;s confessional lead, offered up a story of my own. as with the case of my jim jones confession, i lived to regret my attempts at sharing.

    ^

    Yes honestly, i dont really know what to make of you… like pretty much everyone here we probably all think what this person or that person looks like in real life… but you have a blog, write eloquently, and tend to keep the humor at a higher level but then you come thru and drop some lines about your jim jones ex’s and I get all confused…

    …or intrigued

  108. Willy Swagger Says:

    Hey you know when everything is going sooo good, you expect something to fuck up. WTF is that called?

  109. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    damn green.

  110. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    Hey you know when everything is going sooo good, you expect something to fuck up. WTF is that called?

    ^^^

    being negative, beign paranoid, a worrier…a slight basketcase.

    lol

    zup fuxie.

  111. Soul Clapper Says:

    but then you come thru and drop some lines about your jim jones ex’s…

    ^ What are we saying… Miss Green has a tendancy to ‘bump uglies’ with extra-medium, skull-wearing, stonewash, bummy ninjas with ‘little man’ syndrome?

  112. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    Hey you know when everything is going sooo good, you expect something to fuck up. WTF is that called?

    ^marriage

  113. green eyes Says:

    # Willy Swagger Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Hey you know when everything is going sooo good, you expect something to fuck up. WTF is that called?

    ^ life

    yaboy– lol.. iuno man.. i think i need to raise my standards

  114. Willy Swagger Says:

    *daps Blahk and MTF*

  115. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^ lol.. nah its from last night, i put in yaboy something serious.
    jk.

    eng & them were talking about nicknames for vaginas, i, following cold;s confessional lead, offered up a story of my own. as with the case of my jim jones confession, i lived to regret my attempts at sharing.

    ^^^

    ohhhh okay I see…that shit you regret about typing type of thing.

    ###########################################

    Yes honestly, i dont really know what to make of you… like pretty much everyone here we probably all think what this person or that person looks like in real life… but you have a blog, write eloquently, and tend to keep the humor at a higher level but then you come thru and drop some lines about your jim jones ex’s and I get all confused…

    …or intrigued

    ^^^
    hold up…jim jones ex?!??!!!!!!

  116. b-ease Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    Hey you know when everything is going sooo good, you expect something to fuck up. WTF is that called?

    ^^^
    Murphy’s Law

  117. Willy Swagger Says:

    WORD B-Ease thats what I was looking for ‘When Something will go wrong at the most inopportune time’ ………*daps*

  118. green eyes Says:

    damn cold.

    no… no.. not the real jim jones.. smh.. more clarification: land was doing his lookalike game.. i said jim jones and an unfortunate decision i made one night… the nah collective took that info and ran with it, thus the greenie + jim jones = looooovinnnn legend was born.

    and no soul.. it was a one time thing dammit!! jeez. we’re all allowed a weak moment!

  119. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    nahrights moving at a slow pace

    *blogs from the perspective of jesse owens*

  120. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    LMAO @ Greenie. I believe you greens. all good.

    Shuggidy, shuggidy, woop, diddle, boop, diddley…

  121. b-ease Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    WORD B-Ease thats what I was looking for ‘When Something will go wrong at the most inopportune time’ ………*daps*

    ^^^
    *daps* no doubt homey. i could be wrong but i think the exact phrase is, “when something can go wrong, it will.”

  122. Willy Swagger Says:

    *puts fist in air* *blogs from Juan Carlos perspective*

    these crackers are trying to f with my money…….. *sends checks to IRS*

  123. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ahhh now I see the GTA banner is workin Eskay…good though…need a change up, that other banner with that nasty big mac on it was tiring.

  124. b-ease Says:

    green eyes Says:

    i think i need to raise my standards

    ^^^
    No way green, low standards are the shit! Better to be pleasantly suprised than extremely disappointed…

  125. D. Billz Says:

    NYC/DC/Philly bred’ren:

    What’s poppin’ for the weekend? I FINALLY got some free time and I’m tryin’ to get into some shit (no pooper piper).

  126. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *blogs form the perspective of Whitney Houston*

    “Crack is Wack.”

  127. yaboy Says:

    BLAHK DUPPY Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    nahrights moving at a slow pace

    ^

    Co-sign.

    Is everyone actually working? Its FRIDAY…

  128. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    lol green I was damning about the “pussy good” shit. lol.

    ^ dont let that discourage you for any future confessionals

    nahright confession: I once boned a hooker raw dawg on my way to this girl house who I was fucking. Then went raw in her too.

  129. green eyes Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    green eyes Says:

    i think i need to raise my standards

    ^^^
    No way green, low standards are the shit! Better to be pleasantly suprised than extremely disappointed…

    ^ i dunno.. my standards and expectations are pretty low and ive still been disappointed lately. thats sad.

  130. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    yaboy Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    BLAHK DUPPY Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    nahrights moving at a slow pace

    ^

    Co-sign.

    Is everyone actually working? Its FRIDAY…

    ^^^

    I’m not doing a damn thing. fuckin around right now.

    *blogs from the perspective of Homer Simpson*

  131. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    lol green I was damning about the “pussy good” shit. lol.

    ^ dont let that discourage you for any future confessionals

    nahright confession: I once boned a hooker raw dawg on my way to this girl house who I was fucking. Then went raw in her too.

    ^^^

    and ya dick didnt fall off?…

    damn you a lucky dude.

  132. green eyes Says:

    LMAO @ cold.. i know what you were damning. the tone of your typing changed.

    you really did need to get married, you were quite the busy manwhore. or yo just didnt give a fuck.

    another one from my diary: sometimes when ive paid all my bills, etc and i look at my bank statements and they’re low, i sincerely regret not accepting puffy’s invitation to spend the night in his bungalow when i was 16. can you say child support ballin? I cant.

  133. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    damn you a lucky dude.

    ^word to the HIV results kid.

  134. KLO Says:

    The Game – Nigga Wit A Attitude

    tinyurl.com/5xu2de

  135. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    that Game song Dreaming goes extremely hard.

  136. yaboy Says:

    another one from my diary: sometimes when ive paid all my bills, etc and i look at my bank statements and they’re low, i sincerely regret not accepting puffy’s invitation to spend the night in his bungalow when i was 16. can you say child support ballin? I cant.

    ^

    sugerdaddy.com is thataway >>>>

  137. KLO Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    LMAO @ cold.. i know what you were damning. the tone of your typing changed.

    you really did need to get married, you were quite the busy manwhore. or yo just didnt give a fuck.

    another one from my diary: sometimes when ive paid all my bills, etc and i look at my bank statements and they’re low, i sincerely regret not accepting puffy’s invitation to spend the night in his bungalow when i was 16. can you say child support ballin? I cant.

    ^^^ wow? this a true story ma?

  138. b-ease Says:

    another one from my diary: sometimes when ive paid all my bills, etc and i look at my bank statements and they’re low, i sincerely regret not accepting puffy’s invitation to spend the night in his bungalow when i was 16. can you say child support ballin? I cant.

    ^^^
    The “I cant” put me in tears.

  139. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    NYC/DC/Philly bred’ren:

    What’s poppin’ for the weekend? I FINALLY got some free time and I’m tryin’ to get into some shit (no pooper piper).

    ^^^
    i think im gonna get Drunk… Sit in the hallway & stare @ my warhol mickey paintings & fall asleep on the steps, if im lucky, i’ll slide & stub a toe.

  140. b-ease Says:

    BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    that Game song Dreaming goes extremely hard.

    ^^^
    Indeed.

  141. green eyes Says:

    lol. dead serious klo. i was young, idealistic and had morals. silly girl i was. jk

  142. KLO Says:

    Rick Ross and Freeway – Mecca of the Trill

    tinyurl.com/4k8kvd

  143. Big Homie Says:

    Greenie, Rick Ross will be at Love tomorrow. He was just here 2 weeks ago. Rick Ross loves DC but not as much as Fat Joe loves Miami.

  144. KLO Says:

    YoungBloodz – Ridin’ Thru Atlanta

    tinyurl.com/4ad3r7

  145. KLO Says:

    THe Game – Big Dreams Remix feat Roccett

    tinyurl.com/4s9w4j

  146. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    the tone of your typing changed.

    ^^^

    LMAO.

    also damn thats crazy about that puffy story.

    Green has got to be dimetastic.

  147. KLO Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    lol. dead serious klo. i was young, idealistic and had morals. silly girl i was. jk

    ^^^ LOL…no doubt…

  148. D. Billz Says:

    Bored.

    Yo, you ever have to piss like a race horse… so you do a light jog to the nearest public bathroom… only to open the stall door and somebody done shat everywhere? Seat, water, AND floor. And to make matters worse, you had already opened your fly anticipating it being a clean stall.

    Why do it be so much fuckin’ water on the floor and counter near the sink? What the fuck are you doin’ fam? You too old to be splashin’ water every-gotdamn-where. Now you gotta tip-toe around the puddles n’ shit.

    Who is the genius that be throwin’ tissue in the urinals? Ninjas like that should get their chest hairs pulled out one by one. Now I gotta aim on an angle because I don’t want the pee droplets to repel onto my clothing.

    Speakin’ of urinals, I try to avoid them as much as possible. Especially if I’m using a bathroom in a suspect environment (c) hood ass bar/club, etc. For one, having your back turned while pissin’ makes you extremely vulnerable to a random assault, robbery, etc. Never know who’s watchin’ you in those type of places. Gotta keep my distance as much as possible.

    And a segue into distance… between urinals, that is. Lets take the movie theater for example. It’s about 15 urinals in that blip. I’m pissin’ dolo… and here comes Mr. I.P. Freely who decides to use the urinal RIGHT next to me. Are you some kinda faggie? You mean to tell me… that of all the available stalls, you decided to stand DIRECTLY next to another grown man and whip out your wood? Not cool. And to make it worse, it usually be one of those bathrooms without the dividers. So now you got to a.) make sure this clown aint tryin’ to take peeps, and b.) here the “I’m refreshed” pissing sighs and exclamations. Yeah, we all do ’em but I don’t need to hear that right next to me chief.

    Yo… save the mini-shower for your own crib, boss. Ninjas gotta wash their hands and you in this bitch scrubbin’ your damn face like a Noxema commercial.

    Speakin’ of washin’ hands… I be catchin’ you NAS-TEE muhfuckas who done walked in, pissed, and walked right the fuck out without lettin’ your palms touch the water. And most notably, they be of the Anglo-Saxon variety. Oh… thought I wasn’t gonna bring that up huh? And I bet he probably stuck his hands ALL IN his date’s popcorn and nachos. Smh.

    It’s called a courtesy flush… for the love of God. The whole damn bathroom LIT UP. I understand that if you gotta drop the Hiroshima then do you fam, by all means. But don’t be just sittin’ there on top of your doo-doo pile like aint nobody else in here. You aint home chiefy.

    I swear… I slam dry my hands on my gear when it aint no paper towels. Fuck it. I aint walkin’ out the bathroom lookin’ like I just mixed salat.

    Speakin’ of hands… you might not wanna touch that door handle with your bare hands on the way out. As I mentioned earlier, madd trifling mofos don’t be washin’ their hands and be touchin’ that same door handle. Best to use a paper towel and then throw it away once you get out the bathroom.

    Best public bathrooms to use are those extra swank hotels. You know all the rich mofos like to use the bathroom in their presidential suite so the public joints near the lobby be damn near deserted.

    Are you seriously on the celly while dumpin’? Kill yourself.

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