Vanilla Ice Arrested for Battery

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I saw this on TMZ last night, and I was like, naaah I’m not posting that shit…But I see the cool kids are reporting it, and really, why would I pass up the chance to hit people in the head with that pic first thing in the morning.

Last night in Palm Beach, a white male by the name of a Mr. Van-Illa was arrested for simple battery.

According to a police report from the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, the rapper, whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, was taken into custody Thursday night at his Wellington home. He was being held without bond on a simple battery charge.

His wife, Laura, reportedly called police saying Van Winkle “struck her” and “kicked her” during an argument but when deputies showed up, she said he only pushed her and she didn’t want to give a statement. She said just wanted a divorce.


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52 Responses to “Vanilla Ice Arrested for Battery”

  1. green eyes Says:

    loser

  2. Plug Says:

    *visualizes skit Jim Carry did on In Living Color*

    *dies*

  3. Big Homie Says:

    He threatened to kill that bitch that is why she switched her story. All right stop collaborate and listen

  4. green eyes Says:

    halleujah its friday
    good morning gentlemen: cold, crazy, plug, foe, ty, big homie, es, etc

    eli porter > your favorite rapper

  5. Big Homie Says:

    Morning Greenie, Plug, and the rest

  6. Digital Scales Says:

    lmao @ that pic

  7. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    *goggles images Megan Fox*

    *drools over keyboard*

    *I think i’m in love*

    *does Wu Tang*

    How it be Nah??

  8. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:35 am
    halleujah its friday
    good morning gentlemen: cold, crazy, plug, foe, ty, big homie, es, etc

    eli porter > your favorite rapper

    ^^^
    APPLAUD bitches who be mad & hate you cuz u dont wanna fuck’em… Even when they do EVERyTHING to put the pussy in your face! ….BITCH! WHAT PART OF “YOU MAD” dont you understand!!!

    *kisses greenys cheek*
    *smacks her on ass, twards Kitchen*

    (20 minutes later)

    *88 smelles Turkey Bacon, Grits & Crab Cakes*

  9. Big Homie Says:

    Yea this has been a long week. Week’s need to be shorter and weekends need to be longer

  10. Digital Scales Says:

    damn green and even after your incounter with your huband(illa van) you still come on nahright to chat it up with us, thats whats up

  11. green eyes Says:

    ha.. not even almost digi
    brb got a mtng make crazy breakfast

  12. Digital Scales Says:

    i think kanye wore that same outfit illa van got on in that pic

  13. Big Homie Says:

    Greenie make me some too. Digi spark a blunt in the meantime

  14. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    Yea this has been a long week. Week’s need to be shorter and weekends need to be longer

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Co-sign… Three day weekends need to be enforced….

    “Free Mondays Now”

  15. Digital Scales Says:

    you ever smoke a blunt and by the time it gets less than half way

    you clip it and roll a fresh blunt??

  16. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Get above outfit at the following website

    http://www.mauricegarlandsclothesforwiggers.com

    Dont wait get your wigger on today…

  17. b-ease Says:

    What’s good Nah? Anybody that gets hung out of a window, tells the story on TV, then switches swithches said story on TV, is a prime canidate for commiting domestic abuse. I don’t know why. They just are.

    *daps homie, plug and the rest of the crew*
    *gives green respecful hug*

  18. Digital Scales Says:

    drugskillhiphop.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/do-not-try-this-at-home/

  19. b-ease Says:

    Digital Scales Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:46 am
    you ever smoke a blunt and by the time it gets less than half way

    you clip it and roll a fresh blunt??

    ^^^
    lol was the old L boring you?

  20. Digital Scales Says:

    http://www.drugskillhiphop.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/do-not-try-this-at-home

    kobe hopping over an ashon martin, damn

  21. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    http://www.impawards.com/2008/posters/dark_knight_ver4.jpg

    (JOKER laugh)
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  22. Plug Says:

    Digital Scales Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:23 am
    copped a box of strawberry dutchies last night, some new shit to me at least…they were pretty good,ima stick to vanillas tho
    ———-
    thats so 2 years ago. regular rellos only

  23. Big Homie Says:

    ^ Damn that shit is crazy. I bet you a blunt, I could do that too

  24. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Mornin and happy Friday to greens, Crazy, cOLD, ty ty, woodro, Big Homie, Foe, Plugster, DBlock, etc

    *daps and 1 hug where appropriate*

    @greenie, who’s eli porter?

    and Vanilla Ice is a numbnuts.

  25. eskay Says:

    Eli Porter > Nas

  26. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:41 am
    *goggles images Megan Fox*

    *drools over keyboard*

    *I think i’m in love*

    *does Wu Tang*

    How it be Nah??

    ^^^

    whudup Busta!

    Megan is on point…but she with that 90210 fucker.

  27. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
    Eli Porter > Nas

    ^^^
    why was he feelin dude up thou?

  28. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    LF & LP

    Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….

  29. eskay Says:

    Vanilla white owls > Vanilla Dutchies > Vanilla Ice

  30. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    parisdvds.com/welcome3.html

    Yup.

  31. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    LF & LP

    Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….

    ^ link or perish

  32. Digital Scales Says:

    ^^^

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
    ^
    eli porter

    lmaooooooooooo

  33. Plug Says:

    SMH @ cats using flavored blunts.

  34. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
    LF & LP

    Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….

    ^^^
    yea i saw it. it was no real fight. when Broads really FIGHT, bitches get striped naked… this shit was a joke, i cut it off.

    APPLAUD BITCHES WHO STRIP BITCHES NAKED in the STREET.

  35. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    Rizla > Vanilla white owls > Vanilla Dutchies > Vanilla Ice

  36. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
    Eli Porter > Nas

    ^^^
    why was he feelin dude up thou?

    ^^^

    okay I missed something…go ahead and fill in the clueless white boy.

  37. Digital Scales Says:

    lmao lmao lmao

  38. eskay Says:

    >>SMH @ cats using flavored blunts.

    you can’t even taste the flavor in a vanilla whitey

  39. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    eskay Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
    Vanilla white owls > Vanilla Dutchies > Vanilla Ice

    Papers ( especially Raws ) > any blunts

    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
    Eli Porter > Nas

    fo sho, Eli Porter is the truth, he is here to save hip-hop

    * packs warm clothes in suitcase for my eternal trip to hell *

  40. eskay Says:

    >>you can’t even taste the flavor in a vanilla whitey

    woah…PAUSE

  41. Digital Scales Says:

    lmao lmao

  42. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    whudup Busta!

    Megan is on point…but she with that 90210 fucker.

    ^^^^^^^^

    Mere details!!!!

    @ MTF,

    Got some Master Ace on rotation, the sun is shinin, it’s last day work for the week and i’m going to pick up a half ounce of dutch after work..

    LIFE is GOOD…

  43. electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    s111.photobucket.com/albums/n141/whitesoldier3/?start=all

    ^^^
    SHE AINT MINE!

  44. BLAHK DUPPY Says:

    woah…PAUSE

    ^good catch (not the blogger) and n/h

  45. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 9:58 am
    electrogremlinCS88 Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
    Eli Porter > Nas

    ^^^
    why was he feelin dude up thou?

    ^^^

    okay I missed something…go ahead and fill in the clueless white boy.

    _________

    i’ve been trying to tell everyone

    youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ

  46. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
    LF & LP

    Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….

    ^^^

    yeah that shit was fucked up…

    they intent was…they wanted to post a video on youtube…damn these kids need more ish to do then just TV and the ‘nets.

  47. Plug Says:

    >>you can’t even taste the flavor in a vanilla whitey
    ———-
    then whats the purpose. might as well use a reg

  48. b-ease Says:

    Strawberry dutches???? Never seen ’em. We just got graper around here a couple months ago. I’m strichly Vanilla and regular tho.

  49. Soul Kontrolla Says:

    He threatened to kill that bitch that is why she switched her story. All right stop collaborate and listen

    ^^^^^
    Haha. Classic…

  50. MC Winkel Says:

    My hero!

  51. Plug1 Says:

    “All right Laura, Stop, Collaborate and Listen”

    “LEAVE ME ALONE!”

    “Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know”

    “I’M CALLING THE POLICE ASSHOLE!!!”

    “Word to your mother”

  52. Kardee Says:

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/59637727bafc0e/

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