Preview: The Roots’ Birthday Girl Video
Here are a few shots from the set of the Rik Cordero directed video for Birthday Girl, starring porn star Sasha Grey.
Jacked from Okayplayer…go there to see some more. The Roots have plans to shoot 7 more videos from this album.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
i thought they were cutting this track?
April 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
thought they dropped this?
April 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
LOL…these niggas is crazy
April 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
looks tight…..not!!!!
April 9th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
>>i thought they were cutting this track?
they are
April 9th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Mommy, where are all the black people? (none)
April 9th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Clipse – You Aint A Killer
tinyurl.com/55abv2
April 9th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I think this track is gonna be released as a single in the U.K. they’ll dig it.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
>>Mommy, where are all the black people? (none)
The Roots aren’t in this and won’t be in most of the other videos according to OKP
April 9th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
The Roots aren’t in this and won’t be in most of the other videos according to OKP
***Gotcha, kinda like that “Star” video they did offa “Tipping Point”?
April 9th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
is that Rik Cordero in the second pic? looks like he has special needs. n/h
April 9th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
*finished a double whopper from BK*
*Poured some of my E&J from my flask into my Coke with my meal*
*smoked 2 Newports*
*back at the office with the itis*
Shorty on the far right in the last pic is sexy. Mmmm
April 9th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Appearing is your own video is so 1999! It’s about stunt doubles, smoking mirrors and the biggest booties in the video vixon division…
April 9th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
*finished a double whopper from BK*
*Poured some of my E&J from my flask into my Coke with my meal*
*smoked 2 Newports*
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that’s a fucked up lunch…lol
April 9th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
^^^^^ LMAO…word!
April 9th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Big Homie Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
*finished a double whopper from BK*
*Poured some of my E&J from my flask into my Coke with my meal*
*smoked 2 Newports*
*back at the office with the itis*
Shorty on the far right in the last pic is sexy. Mmmm
^^^
Jesus Christ.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
speaking of lunch, check this out…LOL this shorty sent me this email:
Diet Questions Answered
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!
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Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!!…. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around themiddle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
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Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!
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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!
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Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
‘Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroug hly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO! What a Ride’
AND……
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I just saw that Plies name was Agernod and wanted to come here and announce that, but much to my dismay Eskay already caught the funny. WOW Algernod ……change my name
“Shake hands never I just Agernod”
*daps all around*
I am a keith murray stan but that song is kind of cool, Speaking of Beautiful that nigga hasnt aged since I was 13 or so. *takes hgh to grill*
April 9th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
lol
April 9th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Speaking of Beautiful that nigga hasnt aged since I was 13 or so
**AYO?
April 9th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
>>Speaking of Beautiful that nigga hasnt aged since I was 13 or so
a.yo.
that shit was algernod
April 9th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
damn I just meant he looks the same…….. shiett tell me Im Lying? Keith Murray is probably 43 and we dont even know it
April 9th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
a.yo.
that shit was algernod
^ LMFAO….i needed that
April 9th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Willy Swagger Says:
Speaking of Beautiful that nigga hasnt aged since I was 13 or so. *takes hgh to grill*
Willy Swagger Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
damn I just meant he looks the same…….. shiett tell me Im Lying? Keith Murray is probably 43 and we dont even know it
^^ No Ho-mo?
April 9th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
its sort of algernod here today. BRB need to go pick up a algernod, my stomach is growling
April 9th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
very interesting
April 9th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Willy Swagger Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
its sort of algernod here today. BRB need to go pick up a algernod, my stomach is growling
^^^ LOL…again, No Ho-mo?
April 9th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
*Returns from break*
*Hears the topic of discussion*
*Looks around*
Uh, why are ya’ll talking about keith murray’s face?
April 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
*googles Sasha Grey*
April 9th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Sasha Grey has a distgusting, interesting, and yet very informative take on semen taste on YouTube
*Calls jump-off to inform her I will be picking her up from work tonight so she doesn’t have to catch the bus home*
*Left house to go buy Pinapple Juice*
April 9th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
April 9th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
BabyDoll Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
***I would say “bless you”, but it’s clear da good lawd already done took care’o that (c) Babydoll’s ning profile….Hallelujah, hollaback, lol
April 9th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Turns up “Hostile Gospel”
April 9th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
BabyDoll Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
***I would say “bless youâ€, but it’s clear da good lawd already done took care’o that (c) Babydoll’s ning profile….Hallelujah, hollaback, lol
^LOL
April 9th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Alicia can’t get married..u breakin a bruthaz heart ms.keys, damn!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
*birthday girl crickets (no march 9th)*
April 9th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
YEAH SASHA GREY!!!!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
LMAO @ crossbow
April 9th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
moresickaMC Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Alicia can’t get married..u breakin a bruthaz heart ms.keys, damn!
***You know? Plus, she getting married to some dolphin teeth DeRay Davis lookin’ nigga (none)…
April 9th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I’d smash.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
LF: Why do white people insist in sitting in the front rows of comedy shows? Don’t they know there sitting ducks for the comedian?
I looking @ classic def comedy jam on youtube & every comedian that came out started off there show dissing the closes white person in site, it’s funny, but if I was white I would’ve settled for the nose bleed seats, lol
April 9th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
okay that first pic of her on the OKP blog…yessir.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
sasha grey has genital warts on her anus….true story
April 9th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
LF: Why do white people insist in sitting in the front rows of comedy shows? Don’t they know there sitting ducks for the comedian?
***DL Hughley was the worst, with that- ruthless and relentless, lol- had me feeling sorry for m’fukkas…
April 9th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
>>>>DL Hughley was the worst, with that- ruthless and relentless, lol- had me feeling sorry for m’fukkas…
*Checks for DL Hughley on youtube*
April 9th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
LOL
Shorty and I went to the Martin Lawrence and Friends show this past weekend. We sat faaaaaaaaaar in the back. People were getting clowned sitting up at the front. Personally I wouldnt of mind. They was filming so I wanted to be on TV.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
***You know? Plus, she getting married to some dolphin teeth DeRay Davis lookin’ nigga (none)…
^^^
she marrying that producer dude Krucial she been doin music with since she came out…
April 9th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I never had ish
But a bad chick
let me stop lyin
most of them was average
April 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
*blogs from Marlo’s perspective after he was released from prison*
April 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
white dude on the left of the first pic is MTF at 45.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Even though he was clowning another comedian, and not the audience, Jamie Foxx vs. Doug Williams (no former Redskin) is one of the funniest ether sessions, ever….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_L-gbpKZpo
“I AM YOUR CONSCIENCE”
April 9th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
*looks at cold’s feet*
*throws up*
April 9th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I’d smash.
^
now the kid is catching on…
April 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Even though he was clowning another comedian, and not the audience, Jamie Foxx vs. Doug Williams (no former Redskin) is one of the funniest ether sessions, ever….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_L-gbpKZpo
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cosign. Jeff Ross roasted everybody. look him up from that roast
April 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
DL Hugley: Look at that white man, you nervous as hell aint ya? *Crowd laughs* I know, I would be too, you know we was watching roots in the back *Crowd laughs*…….What’s ya name?
White man: Billy
DL: *in white mans voice* Billy huh?
DL: Fuck that, you a nigga now, your name pookie!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
DL Hugley: Look at that white man, you nervous as hell aint ya? *Crowd laughs* I know, I would be too, you know we was watching roots in the back *Crowd laughs*…….What’s ya name?
White man: Billy
DL: *in white mans voice* Billy huh?
DL: Fuck that, you a nigga now, your nake pookie!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Even though he was clowning another comedian, and not the audience, Jamie Foxx vs. Doug Williams (no former Redskin) is one of the funniest ether sessions, ever….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_L-gbpKZpo
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cosign. Jeff Ross roasted everybody. look him up from that roast. that was the funniest ether session
April 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
YOU DIRTYCOCKSUCKA.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Even though he was clowning another comedian, and not the audience, Jamie Foxx vs. Doug Williams (no former Redskin) is one of the funniest ether sessions, ever….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_L-gbpKZpo
“I AM YOUR CONSCIENCEâ€
^^^
That entire roast was insane.
“Give it up for Guy Torry. He’ll be mopping the stage after we’re done here tonite.” -white dude
April 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Steve harvey is not funny at all
D.L. hughley is moderately funny.
Jamie foxx is a jack of all trades has the funniest radio show
Chris rock has the funniest stand-ups
Dave chapelle had the funniest skits
Eddie Murphy was the funniest in movies
Chris tucker had the funniest short lived run in comedy
Martin had the funniest sitcom
Eddie Griffin is moderately funny
Joe/guy torre….has some funny snaps
Keenan Ivory wayans Comedic genius
Damon wayans funny when he first started….a little corny now due to fatherhood
Cedric is a funny teddy bear, with the dancing and singing
Earthquake is a funny dude
Arnez J. Funniest Impressions
Ricky smiley, funny when talking about church and lil darryl
Katt williams…funniest standups of the modern era
Mike Epps, funny in movies and at being a coward
Tracey Morgan, funny with the puppets
Marlon and shawn, weird, gay funny
Arsenio hall, funny host
Bruce Bruce, moderately fat funny
Monique, not funny
cheryl, ghetto, but not really funny
Sommore, pretty funny
Chocolate, snap funny
April 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
“Give it up for Guy Torry. He’ll be mopping the stage after we’re done here tonite.†-white dude
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that was jeff ross. frikkin hilarious
April 9th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
>>>Even though he was clowning another comedian, and not the audience, Jamie Foxx vs. Doug Williams (no former Redskin) is one of the
funniest ether sessions,lop sided battles, ever….^^^He crushed him so bad I started not to like jamie foxx for a quick sec, I know he jumped out there, but he didn’t even let him finish his set, jaie hoged up his time, a quick jab or two would’ve been appropiate, but not only killing him, but killing him on his stage time, now that’s all he’s gonna be known for, getting ethered by jamie king. But the part at the end when doug mumbled “nigga get a lil money don’t know how to act” was classic
April 9th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
yaboy Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I’d smash.
^
now the kid is catching on…
^^^
whut you talkin bout homie?…
April 9th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
lol Icon that dude doug had the ass face ( you know the look, like you smell somthing rotten).
April 9th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
catch22 Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
white dude on the left of the first pic is MTF at 45.
^^^
muthafucka thats me in 2 years…
self ether!!!!!!!!
anbody noticed the random red tittty in the second pic…towards the right…ello!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
*watching youtube with jamie foxx and random unfunny hump*
damn this dude jamie is goin off on duke…lol!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
That grizzly adams guy at the top is in that indie rock band Justice of the Unicorns
April 9th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
birthday girl could GET IT…MAD EARLY.
April 9th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
@m-roc
she has genital warts on her asshole, no joke
April 10th, 2008 at 4:32 am
LOL! She (Sasha Grey) went to my High School, looked her up on Wikipedia.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Yup… I would marry the one with the braids in a heart beat… they could both get it though…