Kidz in the Hall – The Blackout

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  1. Ghost Writer Says:

    10 Top here or lurking

  2. Ghost Writer Says:

    tOP 10 here or lurking

  3. Ghost Writer Says:

    Still here

  4. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    you should. kids are fuckin honest. they’ll tell her straight up. ” daddy that girl is fat, has a big forehead, has no titties, looks like a skeezer, has man hands, has a giant adams apple”..etc n/h

    ^^ that is true as well…lol

    I. saying the rate of women with kids that are freaks is higher than ones who dont have any….among black women anyway

    ^^ ok…boosie I’m really starting to believe you don’t like black women..you know we go joke back and forth on this shit but I’m serious

  5. Ghost Writer Says:

    Waiting

  6. D. Billz Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 11:58 am
    Boosie Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 11:52 am
    # spoonyluvs mistress Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    women with children are freaks…Be nice to they kids for a few days…They insides get all warm…Then you hit them with the Im not trying to get into a relationship line….Then you out, and bounce.

    ^^ why are you telling ya moms business..lol

    nah…it doesn’t matter if a chick got kids or not…a freak is a freak…although I will admit chicks with kids have nothing to lose..they already been through it all {childbirth}
    ______________________________________________________-___-

    I. saying the rate of women with kids that are freaks is higher than ones who dont have any….among black women anyway

    ^Top 5 Bad Sexual Encounters:

    I’m rat-a-tat-tattin’ this shorty with her face burried in the pillow. Her son, who we presumed was sleep in the next room, busts in the door cryin’ and stands next to the bed. She, face burried and indulging in the ass tapery, didn’t notice lil’ man. I lightly tap her on the back… then look at him… then look at her ass… then look at him… then look at her ass… until finally she got up and took lil’ dude back in the room. Smh @ shorty had to see his moms ass in the air on some random “I wanna sleep in your room tonight so I’m gonna cry my eyes out” type shit.

  7. catch22 Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 11:55 am
    Far LF: What happens when a stripper gets her period? Dose she take the week off or she keeps dancing and having sex?

    ^^

    nasty..she takes her turn behind the bar.

  8. catch22 Says:

    LMAO at d.billz not stopping

  9. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    I’m rat-a-tat-tattin’ this shorty with her face burried in the pillow. Her son, who we presumed was sleep in the next room, busts in the door cryin’ and stands next to the bed. She, face burried and indulging in the ass tapery, didn’t notice lil’ man. I lightly tap her on the back… then look at him… then look at her ass… then look at him… then look at her ass… until finally she got up and took lil’ dude back in the room. Smh @ shorty had to see his moms ass in the air on some random “I wanna sleep in your room tonight so I’m gonna cry my eyes out” type shit.

    ^^ I’m fucking dying over here…

    Far LF: What happens when a stripper gets her period? Dose she take the week off or she keeps dancing and having sex?

    ^ depending on the type of atmosphere or what type of customers come to that particular club…she prolly still works and gets it in….some of ya’ll niggas runs red lights and some of ya’ll niggas are just nasty like that

    that’s common sense..

  10. QdotSmith Says:

    waddup nah happy friday

    *daps to the nah homies*
    *hugs for the the honeys*

    ITS FRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY(c) bol from WPGC 95.5 (fuckin up i cant remember his name)

  11. green eyes Says:

    LMAO @ billz story. woooow.

    LMAO @ ghost’s question.. whered that thought even come from?

  12. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Ha ha ha @ Billz’s story

    @ Qdot- the late, great, David Haynes

  13. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    PUT IT IN HER MOUF! WOOOO!

  14. Boosie Says:

    # spoonyluvs mistress Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    you should. kids are fuckin honest. they’ll tell her straight up. ” daddy that girl is fat, has a big forehead, has no titties, looks like a skeezer, has man hands, has a giant adams apple”..etc n/h

    ^^ that is true as well…lol

    I. saying the rate of women with kids that are freaks is higher than ones who dont have any….among black women anyway

    ^^ ok…boosie I’m really starting to believe you don’t like black women..you know we go joke back and forth on this shit but I’m serious
    _______________________________________________________

    Lol, okay how did you come to that conclusion?

  15. catch22 Says:

    sup greenie AKA cambodian shaq-kira

  16. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    Lol, what?….First off, how did you come to that conclusion….and 2nd I dont date white women…they all look the same and their houses smell like wet dog and cinnamon spice…..

    I dont even hang around white people….Come to think about it…I dont even have any white friends…

    ^^ oh ok boosie..nah I came to that conclusion from reading your comments since I’ve been on here…that’s it..maybe I’m just reading too much into it…I’ll excuse myself..lol

  17. green eyes Says:

    what up catch

  18. QdotSmith Says:

    @Billz

    Been in that situation too… same exact position(pun intended). Except shorty whose spine i was tappin, her young buck stood their with tears in his eyes and i looked at him feeling a little guilt still puncturing the lombar and lil ninja got mad and started screamin get off my my mommy… str8 out a movie no lie, i busted out laughin in his face… then i watched her kiss shorty with the mouth she just finished blessin me with which was spit-tacular…damn memories

  19. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 11:55 am
    Far LF: What happens when a stripper gets her period? Dose she take the week off or she keeps dancing and having sex?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    “o gross, someone period on my leg” (c) Seth (Suberbad)

    LF: Has anyone seen Semi Pro yet, it’s some funny shit..

  20. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    @Billz

    Been in that situation too… same exact position(pun intended). Except shorty whose spine i was tappin, her young buck stood their with tears in his eyes and i looked at him feeling a little guilt still puncturing the lombar and lil ninja got mad and started screamin get off my my mommy… str8 out a movie no lie, i busted out laughin in his face… then i watched her kiss shorty with the mouth she just finished blessin me with which was spit-tacular…damn memories

    ^^ WOW…what it is Q?

  21. Boosie Says:

    # spoonyluvs mistress Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    Lol, what?….First off, how did you come to that conclusion….and 2nd I dont date white women…they all look the same and their houses smell like wet dog and cinnamon spice…..

    I dont even hang around white people….Come to think about it…I dont even have any white friends…

    ^^ oh ok boosie..nah I came to that conclusion from reading your comments since I’ve been on here…that’s it..maybe I’m just reading too much into it…I’ll excuse myself..lol
    __________________________________________________________

    Yeah I think so man…go to the corner and drop that thong.

  22. landLORD Says:

    … dating white women is a pagan ritual …

  23. El Feces Loco Says:

    Superbad > Knocked up…knocked up stopped being funny right after they fucked.

    lol @ billz story..My worse sex story happened when I was alone.

  24. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    @ feces..they don’t sell shit on 125 anymore…you go up there and it’s like you are looking to buy weed or something…it’s not happening at all….they shut that shit down…the bootleggers are now on the train and the pizza shops now..lmao

  25. Jamz Says:

    Why does that cover look so familiar…?

  26. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    Yeah I think so man…go to the corner and drop that thong.

    ^^ I see you really wanna go to toe to toe today

  27. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    … dating white women is a pagan ritual …

    ^^^
    (cuts eyes @ greeny)

  28. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Lol, what?….First off, how did you come to that conclusion….and 2nd I dont date white women…they all look the same and their houses smell like wet dog and cinnamon spice…..

    I dont even hang around white people….Come to think about it…I dont even have any white friends…

    ^^^

    WHAT?!?!?!!!!! I’m not your friend???…oh gosh!

    *goes in corner, kicks rocks*

  29. QdotSmith Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    Ha ha ha @ Billz’s story

    @ Qdot- the late, great, David Haynes
    ^^^^

    good looks icon… i couldnt remember his name for nothing…i been away from DC to damn long…but wasnt nuffin like hearing that every friday morning as a young buck.

    *turns up Fugees- Ooh La La La*

  30. landLORD Says:

    Jamz Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    Why does that cover look so familiar…?

    ————-

    … Juice …

  31. green eyes Says:

    their houses smell like wet dog and cinnamon spice…..

    ^ LMAO… wtf??????

    QDOT– you nasty

  32. D. Billz Says:

    QdotSmith Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    @Billz

    Been in that situation too… same exact position(pun intended). Except shorty whose spine i was tappin, her young buck stood their with tears in his eyes and i looked at him feeling a little guilt still puncturing the lombar and lil ninja got mad and started screamin get off my my mommy… str8 out a movie no lie, i busted out laughin in his face… then i watched her kiss shorty with the mouth she just finished blessin me with which was spit-tacular…damn memories

    ^LOL @ “get off my mommy”… her kid said the EXACT same thing! Awww man.

    QDot… What it is?

  33. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    El Feces Loco Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    Superbad > Knocked up…knocked up stopped being funny right after they fucked.

    ^^^^^^^^^^
    Co-sign – but the bit when they are drunk is off the chain…

    I’m gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
    Where we’re going we don’t need roads.

    LMAO

  34. D. Billz Says:

    landLORD… Jamz…

    What it is?

  35. KilluminattI7 Says:

    morning yall

  36. QdotSmith Says:

    green eyes Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    their houses smell like wet dog and cinnamon spice…..

    ^ LMAO… wtf??????

    QDOT– you nasty

    ______

    waddup greeny….. fuck it i’ll be nasty

  37. b-ease Says:

    b-ease Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    March 7th, 2008 at 11:55 am
    Far LF: What happens when a stripper gets her period? Dose she take the week off or she keeps dancing and having sex?

    ^^^
    Sheeit…most chicks’ll fuck on their period, they don’t even gotta be in the “ho/freak” category, so you know a stripping fucking, and in the grimy strip clubs, im sure they do they thing with the tampon in. In fact, I always wonder why some chicks dont take off their panties when all the rest of him are. Now i know. They’re on the rag.

  38. green eyes Says:

    # SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    landLORD Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    … dating white women is a pagan ritual …

    ^^^
    (cuts eyes @ greeny)

    ^ What? i dont date white women.

  39. Jamz Says:

    landLORD Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    Jamz Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    Why does that cover look so familiar…?

    ————-

    … Juice …

    ^^Don’t take the bait Land…LOL! You know that I knew that you knew that I knew what movie that cover was from for real. Thanks for your quick response though…

    Yo, whatever happened to the Landlord Speaks blog? If it’s going on then I’m outta the loop…

  40. D. Billz Says:

    K7… What it is?

  41. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    …lmao…
    applaud niggas that look @ office bitches w/ no shame of lookin.
    (continues to look @ funky walk, ass switch’n in pumps, white women)

    …Casual Friday is a Beast!

  42. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    Sheeit…most chicks’ll fuck on their period, they don’t even gotta be in the “ho/freak” category, so you know a stripping fucking, and in the grimy strip clubs, im sure they do they thing with the tampon in. In fact, I always wonder why some chicks dont take off their panties when all the rest of him are. Now i know. They’re on the rag.

    ^^ truth has spoken

  43. b-ease Says:

    @ Qdot- the late, great, David Haynes

    ^^^
    I worked at PGC for like two years. Real good dude…

  44. KilluminattI7 Says:

    “Check yaself Q- you gotta snatch some collars and let them know YOU READY TO TAKE THEEEM OUT!!! ANYTIME YOU FEEL LIKE IT!!!”

    “YOU GOTTA GET THE GROUND BENEATH YO FEET POTNA.. THE WIND BEHIND YO BACK and GO OUT IN A BLAZE IT YOU GOT TO!! OTHERWISE, YOU AIN’T SHIT, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD YA DAMNSELF!!”

    (C) Roland Bishop

  45. QdotSmith Says:

    @Billz

    waddup chief…aint shit brotha makin plans for the rest of the month im tryna get back down in the metro area ASAP, im gettin home sick and shit

  46. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    zup Q…

    Superbad > Knocked Up IMO, but they both funny.

    landLORD Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    … dating white women is a pagan ritual …

    ^^^

    oh here we go…

    okay now break time.

  47. Boosie Says:

    # Mark Twain Fame Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Lol, what?….First off, how did you come to that conclusion….and 2nd I dont date white women…they all look the same and their houses smell like wet dog and cinnamon spice…..

    I dont even hang around white people….Come to think about it…I dont even have any white friends…

    ^^^

    WHAT?!?!?!!!!! I’m not your friend???…oh gosh!

    *goes in corner, kicks rocks*
    _________________________________________________________

    Lol, nah it aint like that…I mean I’m cool with white people all day….I dont have no hate or ill will its just the circles that I run with are not white….Doesnt mean a white person couldnt be my friend..

    When I say friends I mean person who I really know…I got a lot of white aquaintances where I say hello, please to meet you…Or the hippie/hipster kid that I talk music with and he informs me on what’s hot in the hipster world…

    Then there’s the cats who I talk nuclear biology and science with…Philosophy and humanities…Then there’s the old fishing type dudes…who I chat and we speak about old times and he tells me all his stories…

  48. QdotSmith Says:

    @Billz

    waddup chief…aint shit brotha makin plans for the rest of the month im tryna get back down in the metro area ASAP, im gettin home sick and shit
    whats good witcha?

  49. Joe 88 Says:

    lol & smh at some of these stories, where do ya’ll met these hoes? & do they still hang where ya’ll met em at?

    Billz doesn’t care about black people children

  50. QdotSmith Says:

    @Billz

    waddup chief…aint shit brotha makin plans for the rest of the month im tryna get back down in the metro area ASAP, im gettin home sick and shit
    whats good witcha?

  51. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Wassup Nahrighers?

    DBillz, Greenis, Ike, Land, Boosie, Ci-Ci, SLM, Kill, GW, B-ease, Jamz, QD, and the lot of ya?
    Greenie, Did you try the Utorrent?

  52. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    Land what it is?

  53. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # QdotSmith Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    @Billz

    waddup chief…aint shit brotha makin plans for the rest of the month im tryna get back down in the metro area ASAP, im gettin home sick and shit

    ^^

    QDot…whereabouts in the Metro are you from?

  54. KilluminattI7 Says:

    @Billz:

    ain’t shit fam.. debatin how I’m gonna the weekend LOL

  55. green eyes Says:

    Joe 88 Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    lol & smh at some of these stories, where do ya’ll met these hoes? & do they still hang where ya’ll met em at?

    ^ LMFAO.. in other words.. can you pass joe their number please

  56. El Feces Loco Says:

    @ feces..they don’t sell shit on 125 anymore…you go up there and it’s like you are looking to buy weed or something…it’s not happening at all….they shut that shit down…the bootleggers are now on the train and the pizza shops now..lmao

    ^^^i know..I used to buy sneakers, clothes, weed, mixTAPES, incense….FROM THE SAME DUDE…one stop shop…now 125 is a fuckin outdoor mall..they moved the africans to 116th.

  57. QdotSmith Says:

    damn triple post….my bad

  58. b-ease Says:

    aint shit homey, doing as little work as poss, when i should be doin the opposite

  59. Big Homie Says:

    Bishop: What you know about control, Big chops? What you ever control?
    Steel: I control my life.
    Bishop: That’s bullshit! I got more control over your life than you do.
    Steel: How you figure that?
    Bishop: I’m letting you breathe, ain’t I?
    Steel: You can’t even walk your own block, without getting fucked up by Radimez!

  60. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    DPS what it is?

    @ joe88 I was wondering the same as well but dudes are dudes…

  61. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Da PartyStarter Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Wassup Nahrighers?

    DBillz, Greenis, Ike, Land, Boosie, Ci-Ci, SLM, Kill, GW, B-ease, Jamz, QD, and the lot of ya?
    Greenie, Did you try the Utorrent?

    ^^

    DPS!! *daps*

  62. KilluminattI7 Says:

    LMAO

    Yup!!

    *Daps Big Homie*

    Good shit I wasn’t sure if I should start there or not…

  63. QdotSmith Says:

    @CiCi

    I grew up between PG County- Oxon Hill to be exact and Alexandria,Va now im out here in PA in Coatesville

  64. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    ^^^i know..I used to buy sneakers, clothes, weed, mixTAPES, incense….FROM THE SAME DUDE…one stop shop…now 125 is a fuckin outdoor mall..they moved the africans to 116th.

    ^^ oh yeah? they still got some shit on Fordham RD and if you go to downtown BK {Fulton ST} they got a store over there that sells mad old joints on bootleg for 5 beans

  65. Joe 88 Says:

    Are we still talking bout crazy sex situations? Cause I have a few good stories myself (n/h)

    A child never actually walked into the room while I was ripping dat ass to shreads, but once this lil brezzy that lives out of town kissed her baby boy right after she got finished giving my wood C.P.R, she looked at my face & I had a look of disgust, I guess she thought about it & said to me “I shouldn’t of did that, should I?” I wanted to laugh right in her face, but the nice guy in me was like, eh, it’s your child. Now lil reakwon gotta walk about with a dick sent on his cheeks. Women are wicked

  66. D. Billz Says:

    @QDot… lol, that’s what’s up. I been hangin’ around DC more often than usual lately.

    Joe 88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    lol & smh at some of these stories, where do ya’ll met these hoes? & do they still hang where ya’ll met em at?

    Billz doesn’t care about black children

    ^LOL… you ol’, let me know where you be so I can bag a clucker or two, ass ninja.

  67. QdotSmith Says:

    MTF and DPS waddup waddup

  68. yaboy Says:

    Yo, whoever was asking about the stripper working or not while on her period….

    they still work, they just cut the string off so no one knows… yeah smh @ myself for knowing a skripper or two…

  69. eskay Says:

    damn yo, 68 comments? I just put this shit up…ya’ll don’t do shit on Fridays huh?

    yall employers lost.

  70. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # QdotSmith Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    @CiCi

    I grew up between PG County- Oxon Hill to be exact and Alexandria,Va now im out here in PA in Coatesville

    ^^

    Damn PG people, y’all are up here in Philly/Southeastern PA area LOL. I think I’m like one of 10 MoCo people at my school.

  71. b-ease Says:

    I didnt realize so many heads were from in and around B-More/DC. somebody in the last post mentioned Paradox and I was like what?!? ‘member Twilite Zone?

  72. D. Billz Says:

    ILLLLLL @ Joe88… LOL! I would NEVER eat/drink off of any her dishes.

  73. Boosie Says:

    # yaboy Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Yo, whoever was asking about the stripper working or not while on her period….

    they still work, they just cut the string off so no one knows… yeah smh @ myself for knowing a skripper or two…
    ___________________________________________________________

    LMAO….yaboy lemme find out you be hitting the strip club at happy-hour and parlay till close fam.

  74. KilluminattI7 Says:

    LOL @ Eskay

    you already know..

  75. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    A child never actually walked into the room while I was ripping dat ass to shreads, but once this lil brezzy that lives out of town kissed her baby boy right after she got finished giving my wood C.P.R, she looked at my face & I had a look of disgust, I guess she thought about it & said to me “I shouldn’t of did that, should I?” I wanted to laugh right in her face, but the nice guy in me was like, eh, it’s your child. Now lil reakwon gotta walk about with a dick sent on his cheeks. Women are wicked

    ^^ now you know chicks don’t care and dudes do not as well…. chicks do some nasty ass shit like that just like dudes kiss their shorty after he done dropped the kids of at daycare {if you dig what i’m saying}

  76. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    where do ya’ll met these hoes? & do they still hang where ya’ll met em at?

    ***LMAO!

  77. El Feces Loco Says:

    True Story: The cleanest dressed chick in the club lives in the dirtiest apartment/house.

    The best/expensive dressed person in the club is taking a cab home..to the projects

  78. Joe 88 Says:

    ‘member Twilite Zone?

    ^Was too young when they were in there prime, but I heard maaaaaad stories about it, heard it was the place to be in the 90’s

  79. QdotSmith Says:

    @CiCi

    where do you goto school?

  80. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    they still work, they just cut the string off so no one knows… yeah smh @ myself for knowing a skripper or two…

    ^^ I see they be putting you on to some shit too…lmao

    cornbread…ain’t nothing wrong with that {c} chris rock

  81. landLORD Says:

    *daps DBillz, Spoonyluvs mistress, green eyes, etc,. *

  82. Ghost Writer Says:

    LMAO @ ghost’s question.. whered that thought even come from?

    ^
    That’s what happen when I’m bored at work…..and if my co-worker coughs one more time in my direction y’all won’t see me for awhile…..

  83. D. Billz Says:

    b-ease Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    I didnt realize so many heads were from in and around B-More/DC. somebody in the last post mentioned Paradox and I was like what?!? ‘member Twilite Zone?

    ^ OH SHIT! You from “round the way” too? Which area? Cherry Hill/Northwood stand up.

    HELLZ YEAH I remeber Twilite Zone. Yooooo… first time I ever went, me and the homies pulled up to the side of the buildin’. It was like 2 ninjas being thrown outta the side door by bouncers so we knew what kinda ish it was gonna be. That was the first time I’ve EVER peeped teenage strippers. I was 18/19. Shorties had to been about 16/17. That shit was all the way in the cut…. like between Patapsco and Landsdowne… might’ve been Arbutus (as you can tell I’m a Southside ninja at heart). I knew that shit was gonna get shut down. Violated all types of laws.

  84. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    damn yo, 68 comments?
    I just put this shit up…ya’ll don’t do shit on Fridays huh?
    yall employers lost.

    ^^^
    Continues to Look @ “Booty Meat” vids on youtube)

  85. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    True Story: The cleanest dressed chick in the club lives in the dirtiest apartment/house.

    The best/expensive dressed person in the club is taking a cab home..to the projects

    ^^ Sad, but true…{myself included}

  86. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # QdotSmith Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    @CiCi

    where do you goto school?
    ^

    Drexel.

  87. Joe 88 Says:

    just like dudes kiss their shorty after he done dropped the kids of at daycare {if you dig what i’m saying}

    ^I got a good jab, & I aint afraid to use it on a ho that’ll try some shit like that, lol J/K. Bitches be wanting to talk all in ya face after you blew one off in there grill, i’m like “I can still smell my balls sitting on your breath”.

  88. Boosie Says:

    fat retarded kid in the special olympics>eskay’s server

  89. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    b-ease Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    I didnt realize so many heads were from in and around B-More/DC. somebody in the last post mentioned Paradox and I was like what?!? ‘member Twilite Zone?

    ***Remember the Black Hole? (none)

  90. green eyes Says:

    good morning landLORD

  91. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    ‘member Twilite Zone?

    ^Was too young when they were in there prime, but I heard maaaaaad stories about it, heard it was the place to be in the 90’s

    ^Aw man, you lost. Lol j/k. I remember I bumped into this chick from my school named Sheeba (who was datin’ Kwame Brown at the time). Woulda never expected her to be in there. Had the long Cherokee hair… I’m like… I bet that ninja don’t know you in here basically dry sexin’ one of my homies (none). The bouncers in there were relentless. My manz and ’em got thrown out because somebody threw some water and they thought it was him. Matter of fact, it was that ninja Sumo… husky lightskin ninja with the ponytail. He used to bounce at madd clubs, Paradox included.

  92. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    ^I got a good jab, & I aint afraid to use it on a ho that’ll try some shit like that, lol J/K. Bitches be wanting to talk all in ya face after you blew one off in there grill, i’m like “I can still smell my balls sitting on your breath”.

    ^^ OH MY GOD! why don’t you tell her to go handle that..if she got an extra toothbrush in the crib…handle her biz and use Listerine afterwards…..

    step ya hoe game up…you fucking with some dirty bitches..

  93. yaboy Says:

    Boosie Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    # yaboy Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Yo, whoever was asking about the stripper working or not while on her period….

    they still work, they just cut the string off so no one knows… yeah smh @ myself for knowing a skripper or two…
    ___________________________________________________________

    LMAO….yaboy lemme find out you be hitting the strip club at happy-hour and parlay till close fam.

    ^

    LMAO… nah, i just know a few broads from around the way (some from school etc) that just made some unsavory career choices…

  94. Boosie Says:

    # spoonyluvs mistress Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    True Story: The cleanest dressed chick in the club lives in the dirtiest apartment/house.

    The best/expensive dressed person in the club is taking a cab home..to the projects

    ^^ Sad, but true…{myself included}
    _____________________________________________________________

    Since you was serious for a minute Im a be serious……I think you talk about yourself in a negative light too much….I’m seeing some underlying issues here…I’m here for you.

  95. El Feces Loco Says:

    ^^ oh yeah? they still got some shit on Fordham RD and if you go to downtown BK {Fulton ST} they got a store over there that sells mad old joints on bootleg for 5 beans

    ^^^They got this spot called the internet..you can get mad old joints for FREE ha…seriously tho….running to 125th on a saturday morning to get a bag of lambs spread, karl kani jeans and shirt, couple books and the new Ron G blend tape for $40..they don’t make life like that no more.

  96. b-ease Says:

    ^ OH SHIT! You from “round the way” too? Which area? Cherry Hill/Northwood stand up.

    ^^^

    County boy my nig. Severn, if you from in town, i know you aint heard of it. Home of Toni Braxton. Twilite was fuckin out of control, we used to get numbers, drive back in town the next nite to visit shorties and was always this close to getting in some SHIT. those were the days…

  97. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    ^I got a good jab, & I aint afraid to use it on a ho that’ll try some shit like that, lol J/K. Bitches be wanting to talk all in ya face after you blew one off in there grill, i’m like “I can still smell my balls sitting on your breath”.

    ^^ OH MY GOD! why don’t you tell her to go handle that..if she got an extra toothbrush in the crib…handle her biz and use Listerine afterwards…..

    step ya hoe game up…you fucking with some dirty bitches..

    ^^^
    OOOOOW.

  98. D. Billz Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    LMAO @ ghost’s question.. whered that thought even come from?

    ^
    That’s what happen when I’m bored at work…..and if my co-worker coughs one more time in my direction y’all won’t see me for awhile…..

    ^LMAO

  99. b-ease Says:

    ^Was too young when they were in there prime, but I heard maaaaaad stories about it, heard it was the place to be in the 90’s

    ^^^
    that it was, i caught the tail end, was like 16/17 when they shut down, got a good summer out of that shit tho. never got in a fight, and to this day i dont know how.

  100. El Feces Loco Says:

    # spoonyluvs mistress Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    True Story: The cleanest dressed chick in the club lives in the dirtiest apartment/house.

    The best/expensive dressed person in the club is taking a cab home..to the projects

    ^^ Sad, but true…{myself included}

    ^^^Yea I know..I peeped the background of your Vlogs…I could see the cheese doodles on the mouse trap from here haha

  101. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    Since you was serious for a minute Im a be serious……I think you talk about yourself in a negative light too much….I’m seeing some underlying issues here…I’m here for you.

    ^^ LMAO this is the internet…what you want me to brag about how I hurt niggas feelings and leave them heartbroken? I don’t think you wanna hear that so I play the silly hoodrat I don’t know nothing bout nothing but fucking role….trust me it works

    and since you still wanna go toe to toe…I’m hit you with this…holla back at eng for what he said in yesterday’s post…after you do that..then we could go toe to toe…I only shoot at niggas with heart

  102. Joe 88 Says:

    >Matter of fact, it was that ninja Sumo… husky lightskin ninja with the ponytail. He used to bounce at madd clubs, Paradox included.

    ^That nigga use to mash niggas (pause) I seen a few nigs get wit em, but his winning percentage is way over .500. He be wearing those nintendo controller gloves & body armor.
    =========================================
    >OH MY GOD! why don’t you tell her to go handle that..if she got an extra toothbrush in the crib…handle her biz and use Listerine afterwards…..

    step ya hoe game up…you fucking with some dirty bitches..

    Godson across the jaw bone

    Come on, i’m a man, that should cover everything, lol. But naw, every ninja in here has atleast 4 “why did I hit that?” moments, we all hit a bitch that we wouldn’t wanna be seen in public with, I know I have

  103. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    ^^^Yea I know..I peeped the background of your Vlogs…I could see the cheese doodles on the mouse trap from here haha

    ^^ LMFAO hey…you gotta keep it hood…

  104. D. Billz Says:

    b-ease Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    ^ OH SHIT! You from “round the way” too? Which area? Cherry Hill/Northwood stand up.

    ^^^

    County boy my nig. Severn, if you from in town, i know you aint heard of it. Home of Toni Braxton. Twilite was fuckin out of control, we used to get numbers, drive back in town the next nite to visit shorties and was always this close to getting in some SHIT. those were the days…

    ^I’m familiar. Cherry Hill is close to Anne Arundel so I STAYED out in Glen Burnie on the reg as a yute. Before Arundel Mills, that’s where my peoples did all of their shoppin’ (Glen Burnie Mall and Marley Station). Severn, Cedar Hill, Pumpfrey, Landsdowne, Severna Park, etc. It’s been a HOT minute though. We moved to the Northeast back in ’95 which totally changed my perspective on the city. It’s madd peace around there. But yeah, I can only imagine yall got into some shit. I aint even realize Black people was deep like that in Anne Arundel until I met this chick from Annapolis who said it was projects down there. It’s some HOOD ass parts in Anne Arundel. They need to build a mutual lounge or somethin’ down there where people from Baltimore/Anne Arundel/Howard County can chill, like a young version of Silver Shadows, lol.

  105. QdotSmith Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    >Matter of fact, it was that ninja Sumo… husky lightskin ninja with the ponytail. He used to bounce at madd clubs, Paradox included.

    ^That nigga use to mash niggas (pause) I seen a few nigs get wit em, but his winning percentage is way over .500. He be wearing those nintendo controller gloves & body armor.
    =========================================
    >OH MY GOD! why don’t you tell her to go handle that..if she got an extra toothbrush in the crib…handle her biz and use Listerine afterwards…..

    step ya hoe game up…you fucking with some dirty bitches..

    Godson across the jaw bone

    Come on, i’m a man, that should cover everything, lol. But naw, every ninja in here has atleast 4 “why did I hit that?” moments, we all hit a bitch that we wouldn’t wanna be seen in public with, I know I have

    ^I can Cosign that….shit happens, on some “see what had happened was…”

  106. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    aight bakc…wtf we yappin bout…broken condoms, lil kids with dick juic eon they forehead, chicks with dirty ass apartments but some clean n fresh ass gear, a random smashes lil seed walks in and yells”stop huritn my momma!”

  107. Big Homie Says:

    Billz: I was just out in Arundel Mills Sat getting drunk at Dave & Busters. That place is far as shit…all out in the boonies..lol. D&B was about 95% of blk people. I felt like an outcast

  108. Boosie Says:

    # spoonyluvs mistress Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Since you was serious for a minute Im a be serious……I think you talk about yourself in a negative light too much….I’m seeing some underlying issues here…I’m here for you.

    ^^ LMAO this is the internet…what you want me to brag about how I hurt niggas feelings and leave them heartbroken? I don’t think you wanna hear that so I play the silly hoodrat I don’t know nothing bout nothing but fucking role….trust me it works

    and since you still wanna go toe to toe…I’m hit you with this…holla back at eng for what he said in yesterday’s post…after you do that..then we could go toe to toe…I only shoot at niggas with heart
    __________________________________________________________

    I was being serious, but okay then thats cool…Im still here….I’ll provide my address and phone number..

    Eng rep?….Man we just be going at it toe to toe….I was just giving the nigga a hard time about his biggie stanism….We cool…I let it slide cause I ethered him on the intellectual tip about biggie…It’s all good with me and him though…we constantly go at it.

  109. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    Come on, i’m a man, that should cover everything, lol. But naw, every ninja in here has atleast 4 “why did I hit that?” moments, we all hit a bitch that we wouldn’t wanna be seen in public with, I know I have

    ^I can Cosign that….shit happens, on some “see what had happened was…”

    ^ all understandable, but still..some of the stories ya’ll tell on here is nasty like…for real

  110. green eyes Says:

    Come on, i’m a man, that should cover everything, lol. But naw, every ninja in here has atleast 4 “why did I hit that?” moments, we all hit a bitch that we wouldn’t wanna be seen in public with, I know I have

    ^ lmao.. thats sadly not exclusive to the fellas, got a feeling the nah ladies got a few mofos in their history theyd never public admit too even having known much less fucked.

  111. Joe 88 Says:

    The last 5 days on nah right = priceless

    Some of the topics discussed was far beyond wicked

  112. QdotSmith Says:

    @MTF yea you got the just of the conversation…. dont forget the Maryland DC connection too

  113. El Feces Loco Says:

    and since you still wanna go toe to toe…I’m hit you with this…holla back at eng for what he said in yesterday’s post…after you do that..then we could go toe to toe…I only shoot at niggas with heart

    ^^Today is friday..i aint doin shit..but im doin a little too much to go back and dig up old EngRep comments..why don’t you just tell me.

    I can’t never play the dozens with you..it’s like we slapboxing but then you’ll get mad cause i knocked your tooth out by accident.

  114. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    I was being serious, but okay then thats cool…Im still here….I’ll provide my address and phone number..

    Eng rep?….Man we just be going at it toe to toe….I was just giving the nigga a hard time about his biggie stanism….We cool…I let it slide cause I ethered him on the intellectual tip about biggie…It’s all good with me and him though…we constantly go at it.

    ^^ oh ok…makes sense {smirk}

  115. yaboy Says:

    green eyes Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    Come on, i’m a man, that should cover everything, lol. But naw, every ninja in here has atleast 4 “why did I hit that?” moments, we all hit a bitch that we wouldn’t wanna be seen in public with, I know I have

    ^ lmao.. thats sadly not exclusive to the fellas, got a feeling the nah ladies got a few mofos in their history theyd never public admit too even having known much less fucked.

    ^
    aw green… you’re ruining the image! (c) DPS

  116. El Feces Loco Says:

    ^^^Retracts statement..

  117. green eyes Says:

    …It’s all good with me and him though…we constantly go at it.

    ^ h to tha omo

  118. Big Homie Says:

    Greenie good lookin on the Snoop link btw. You the beeeest

  119. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Tommorow is gonna be a Van Hunt night.

    yessssssiiirrrrrrrrrrrrr.

    me and the wifey goin on that date nite, movie, dinner, a few drinks.

    then Van Hunt blastin on the stereo…

    my boo loves “Seconds of Pleasure”

  120. Boosie Says:

    # El Feces Loco Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    and since you still wanna go toe to toe…I’m hit you with this…holla back at eng for what he said in yesterday’s post…after you do that..then we could go toe to toe…I only shoot at niggas with heart

    ^^Today is friday..i aint doin shit..but im doin a little too much to go back and dig up old EngRep comments..why don’t you just tell me.

    I can’t never play the dozens with you..it’s like we slapboxing but then you’ll get mad cause i knocked your tooth out by accident.
    _____________________________________________________

    I dont think that was directed at you fam….She was trying direct her slickness at me…Saying I dont have heart.

  121. KilluminattI7 Says:

    owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  122. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    Boosie Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    …It’s all good with me and him though…we constantly go at it.

    ^^^
    AYOOOOOOOOOOO!

  123. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    this blackout track is nice…

  124. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    from rizoh @ the therapup.rawkus.com:

    “Hey Naledge, I know a guy named Rukus who says you’re so overrated that he’ll battle you for your record deal. You in?”

    OH SHIT! lol

    i’m all for chicago pwning 08 but i mean damn, i have to agree sometimes that kidz in the hall are maaaaaaaaad over-rated.

  125. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    ^ lmao.. thats sadly not exclusive to the fellas, got a feeling the nah ladies got a few mofos in their history theyd never public admit too even having known much less fucked.

    ^^ that’s obvious…lol

  126. Joe 88 Says:

    aw green… you’re ruining the image! (c) DPS

    ^lol, I was thinking the same thing.

    No lie, I hit a bitch that was so ugly once, that if she told people we had sex, I would shoot her, multiple times, in her face, with a harpoon gun, with explosives taped to the front, & youtube me doing it. lol

  127. Boosie Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    …It’s all good with me and him though…we constantly go at it.

    ^ h to tha omo
    ________________________________________________________

    I dont say the no homo’s on a blog…..Kinda played out.

  128. green eyes Says:

    big homie…. no doubt!

    ybaoy.. my bad. i was.. uh … joking. all women are virgins until you meet us and take away our purity, and theres no one who will come after you either. and we have naked pillow fights. um.. yeah.. that help?

  129. D. Billz Says:

    Come on, i’m a man, that should cover everything, lol. But naw, every ninja in here has atleast 4 “why did I hit that?” moments, we all hit a bitch that we wouldn’t wanna be seen in public with, I know I have

    ^Sheeeeeeeit…. only 4? Your percentage is better than mine then. Lets just say that I’ve taken madd jobs that I didn’t like, but it was payin’ and who am I to turn down some money? LOL [sidenote: I hope yall ninjas can read between the lines because in NO WAY am I insuating I’m a gigalo, however; if the offer is available I might oblige.]

    LMFAO @ “those nintendo controller gloves”… that was to make sure he could grip up a ninja up (none) on impulse if need be. I always made sure I gave them ninjas the light tap on the back (hell no) when walkin’ pass them in the Paradox. I was always drunk and was on some Darius “I DON WAN ENY CHABLE” type vibe up in that piece.

  130. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    Greenie good lookin on the Snoop link btw. You the beeeest

    ***What snoop link? ***pouts*** n/h

  131. Ghost Writer Says:

    How dumb are u not to put up your hands when I say think fast…..now this nigga holding his asking me why the hell I threw that at him….(n/h) lol

  132. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    zup chea, yeha sometimes people be overating them…but I still dig they music.

  133. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    aw green… you’re ruining the image! (c) DPS

    ^lol, I was thinking the same thing.

    No lie, I hit a bitch that was so ugly once, that if she told people we had sex, I would shoot her, multiple times, in her face, with a harpoon gun, with explosives taped to the front, & youtube me doing it. lol

    ^^

    Damn, did she look like Egor or something? lol

  134. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    big homie…. no doubt!

    ybaoy.. my bad. i was.. uh … joking. all women are virgins until you meet us and take away our purity, and theres no one who will come after you either. and we have naked pillow fights. um.. yeah.. that help?

    ^^^
    i had 1 tell me that shit, u could fit a foot in her pussy.

  135. El Feces Loco Says:

    @Boosie..I inputed some false coordinates into the missile’s GPS that I had aimed at her head…that missile will now land in deep waters.

    I am the last action hero.

  136. KilluminattI7 Says:

    my bad. i was.. uh … joking. all women are virgins until you meet us and take away our purity, and theres no one who will come after you either. and we have naked pillow fights. um.. yeah.. that help?

    ^^^
    yea ats much better… keep goin…

  137. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    aw green… you’re ruining the image! (c) DPS

    ^lol, I was thinking the same thing.

    No lie, I hit a bitch that was so ugly once, that if she told people we had sex, I would shoot her, multiple times, in her face, with a harpoon gun, with explosives taped to the front, & youtube me doing it. lol

    ^ *gets outta library chair*

    *pulls skullie over face*

    *runs full speed towards tall glass*

    *gets rejected upon impact*

    *seizure*

  138. QdotSmith Says:

    spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    Come on, i’m a man, that should cover everything, lol. But naw, every ninja in here has atleast 4 “why did I hit that?” moments, we all hit a bitch that we wouldn’t wanna be seen in public with, I know I have

    ^I can Cosign that….shit happens, on some “see what had happened was…”

    ^ all understandable, but still..some of the stories ya’ll tell on here is nasty like…for real

    ^we just tellin the stories. its the shorties thats disgusting… im sure every dood in here wit a story like that was laughin his ass off when they seen honey kissin they seed after a sloppy head game… come to think about it there was another nite with another shorty that had a seed…her seed was standing in the door but aint come in…i acted like i aint see the lil ninja and started tearing that back out on purpose gettin all aggressive and shit watchin his moms get it…but i aint like the lil ninja so it was payback for his numerous attempts to cock block, the lil bastard…

    **remembers devilsh grin and thinkin “aha your moms hoe”**

  139. b-ease Says:

    ^I’m familiar. Cherry Hill is close to Anne Arundel so I STAYED out in Glen Burnie on the reg as a yute. Before Arundel Mills, that’s where my peoples did all of their shoppin’ (Glen Burnie Mall and Marley Station). Severn, Cedar Hill, Pumpfrey, Landsdowne, Severna Park, etc. It’s been a HOT minute though. We moved to the Northeast back in ‘95 which totally changed my perspective on the city. It’s madd peace around there. But yeah, I can only imagine yall got into some shit. I aint even realize Black people was deep like that in Anne Arundel until I met this chick from Annapolis who said it was projects down there. It’s some HOOD ass parts in Anne Arundel. They need to build a mutual lounge or somethin’ down there where people from Baltimore/Anne Arundel/Howard County can chill, like a young version of Silver Shadows, lol.

    ^^^
    Yea fam, we dont’ got enuff shit like that around here period. Put the lounge somewhere neutral, like columbia or sumthin lol Annapolis look like fuckin Magnolia in some spots

  140. Boosie Says:

    # SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    Boosie Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    …It’s all good with me and him though…we constantly go at it.

    ^^^
    AYOOOOOOOOOOO!
    _________________________________________________

    I’m immune from that…that ayoo dont apply to me

  141. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    No lie, I hit a bitch that was so ugly once, that if she told people we had sex, I would shoot her, multiple times, in her face, with a harpoon gun, with explosives taped to the front, & youtube me doing it. lol

    ***LMAO…I hit a chick one time when I was in Norfolk, that was so hurt up, that when my boy dropped me off @ her crib, I intentionally blocked the line of sight in the doorway, so that he couldn’t catch a glimpse and clown the next day…her body was off the charts, though, but the face was hurtin, for certain….

  142. green eyes Says:

    i got you bay

  143. Joe 88 Says:

    >ybaoy.. my bad. i was.. uh … joking. all women are virgins until you meet us and take away our purity, and theres no one who will come after you either. and we have naked pillow fights. um.. yeah.. that help?

    ^Hell yeah that helps, that how I think when I met a woman, lol.

  144. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    all women are virgins until you meet us and take away our purity, and theres no one who will come after you either.

    ^ u stoopid

    No lie, I hit a bitch that was so ugly once, that if she told people we had sex, I would shoot her, multiple times, in her face, with a harpoon gun, with explosives taped to the front, & youtube me doing it. lol

    ^ so why did you even smash?

  145. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    Boosie Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    # SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    Boosie Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    …It’s all good with me and him though…we constantly go at it.

    ^^^
    AYOOOOOOOOOOO!
    _________________________________________________

    I’m immune from that…that ayoo dont apply to me

    ^^^
    lmao, only jokes Boos.

  146. yaboy Says:

    green eyes Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    big homie…. no doubt!

    yaboy.. my bad.

    ^

    the damage is done… that isnt the first time either… didnt you say something like “sweaty balls suck” or something a few ago?

    smh…

  147. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ so why did you even smash?

    ***why is water wet? why is the sky blue? LOL…every ninja in here has hit a questionable chick just cuz she was available…true story….

  148. D. Billz Says:

    Yall need to stop hatin’ on the fugly women. Shit, they keep a ninja from jackin’ off from that porn you “borrowed” from your homie 5 years ago when those other heffas be actin’ up. You betta recognize (c) Jamie Foxx

  149. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    ^ so why did you even smash?

    ***why is water wet? why is the sky blue? LOL…every ninja in here has hit a questionable chick just cuz she was available…true story….

    ^^^
    No Sur.

  150. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    lol @ cats hittin nasty-ass women thank God i got married young

  151. b-ease Says:

    ^Sheeeeeeeit…. only 4? Your percentage is better than mine then.

    ^^^
    Co-sign. Sometimes I think about some of the women I’ve smashed and I get a chill. *shudders*

  152. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    KilluminattI7 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    my bad. i was.. uh … joking. all women are virgins until you meet us and take away our purity, and theres no one who will come after you either. and we have naked pillow fights. um.. yeah.. that help?

    ^^^
    yea ats much better… keep goin…

    ^^^

    yeah I concur…continue……………..

  153. QdotSmith Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    Yall need to stop hatin’ on the fugly women. Shit, they keep a ninja from jackin’ off from that porn you “borrowed” from your homie 5 years ago when those other heffas be actin’ up. You betta recognize (c) Jamie Foxx

    ^True story…

  154. green eyes Says:

    spoony:
    No lie, I hit a bitch that was so ugly once, that if she told people we had sex, I would shoot her, multiple times, in her face, with a harpoon gun, with explosives taped to the front, & youtube me doing it. lol

    ^ so why did you even smash?

    ^ for real joe.. you’re a dirty manwhore

  155. KilluminattI7 Says:

    why is water wet? why is the sky blue? LOL…every ninja in here has hit a questionable chick just cuz she was available…true story….

    ^^^
    agreeed.

  156. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    Yall need to stop hatin’ on the fugly women. Shit, they keep a ninja from jackin’ off from that porn you “borrowed” from your homie 5 years ago when those other heffas be actin’ up. You betta recognize (c) Jamie Foxx

    ^^^
    Porn & Lotion > fuckin an ugly bitch that runs down on u & wifey @ the mall… (Wifeys in Gucci, Ugly bitch in coach bag)

  157. Big Homie Says:

    why is water wet? why is the sky blue? LOL…every ninja in here has hit a questionable chick just cuz she was available…true story….

    ^ True that. Ive had my share. I wanna have sex with a midget with a phat ass and a strong jaw bone

  158. Joe 88 Says:

    so why did you even smash?

    *Prepaires to tell multiple lies, some ya’ll women might of heard*

    1)It was like 4 in the morning

    2)none of my worthy hoes was awoke

    3)My favorite: I was drunk

    4)she was begging for it

    5)I was in the sand (no fat joe picture)

    ^There you go spoony, you choose the best one, lol

  159. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    ^we just tellin the stories. its the shorties thats disgusting… im sure every dood in here wit a story like that was laughin his ass off when they seen honey kissin they seed after a sloppy head game… come to think about it there was another nite with another shorty that had a seed…her seed was standing in the door but aint come in…i acted like i aint see the lil ninja and started tearing that back out on purpose gettin all aggressive and shit watchin his moms get it…but i aint like the lil ninja so it was payback for his numerous attempts to cock block, the lil bastard…

    **remembers devilsh grin and thinkin “aha your moms hoe

    ^ got it Q if you smashing somebody like that on the humble….good shit because a chick like that should be dropped…on the other hand…if you {not saying you..in general} knowing how shorty gets down and are still running around claiming that….then you need to kill yourself right now

    It’s all understandable smashing a broad that got kids, but her kids shouldn’t even be around to see that shit….If you trying to smash a chicks with seeds that is what tellies are for…if you don’t wanna pay make her silly ass pay for that

    again….step ya hoe game up

  160. D. Billz Says:

    Shit, judgin’ my resume in its entirety, you’d be like, “shit, aint no questionable… DBillz is just a fuckin’ savage”, real talk.

    Trust me when I say that I’m the MVP WingMan that you want on your team. I come off the bench and make it happen with no problems. Especially at away games. It’s somethin’ about being in unfamiliar places with unfamiliar faces + intoxication that takes philandering to the next level.

  161. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    btw the worst thing is cats i know that got caught slippin (aka fucking a nasty ho) and got the chick pregnant — shit is a permanent, haunting-ass reminder of your stupidity

    and it’s impossible to keep cats from knowing about her unless you move to alaska (c) gza

  162. b-ease Says:

    i gotta do some work…like, seriously.

  163. El Feces Loco Says:

    I fucked a chick that look like flava flave shitted her out..but her ass was fat and she had some pretty eyes.

    Yo Greens wassup with that game link?..I’m bored as shit…I gotta beat my 18seconds..thought I had shit book marked

  164. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    ^ so why did you even smash?

    ***why is water wet? why is the sky blue? LOL…every ninja in here has hit a questionable chick just cuz she was available…true story….

    ^^^
    No Sur.

    ***Good for you….I’ve only hit a couple of weak jawns in my life, but at the time when it occurred, it was so necessary, lol…my cuzzo STAYS banging out trollish chicks, though, even though he pulls dymes on the regular- I just don’t understand that ninja, lol…to me, though, ugly chicks are sometimes like a McDonald’s drive thru @ 3 am- not really on your diet, but fuck it, you’re hungry, and ain’t shit else open, lol…In my lifetime, though, I have turned down a lot more low rated chicks than I’ve actually hit, by far….(none, of course), but when Henny enters the equation, I essentially give up my freedom of choice, lol…

  165. green eyes Says:

    yaboy:
    the damage is done… that isnt the first time either… didnt you say something like “sweaty balls suck” or something a few ago?

    smh…

    ^ lmao.. never.

  166. yaboy Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    why is water wet? why is the sky blue? LOL…every ninja in here has hit a questionable chick just cuz she was available…true story….

    ^ True that. Ive had my share. I wanna have sex with a midget with a phat ass and a strong jaw bone

    ^
    so like 2 or 3 inches shorter than yourself? lol j/k no shots

  167. Boosie Says:

    all women are virgins until you meet us and take away our purity, and theres no one who will come after you either.

    ^ u stoopid

    No lie, I hit a bitch that was so ugly once, that if she told people we had sex, I would shoot her, multiple times, in her face, with a harpoon gun, with explosives taped to the front, & youtube me doing it. lol
    __________________________________________________________

    I been with a hoe so trifling who was married, Her moms wanted to see what I looked l like…Her moms knew I was gonna smash her daughter that night and came over their with the hoe’s little baby girl in her arm just to say hello…..Then her husband was calling all through the middle of the night fucking up my flow asking what she doing, while he at work…she telling him that she sleep…Man, hoe’s is trifling these days.

  168. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    all I know is I’m def catching that Doomsday blicka in theathers.

    shit looks unfuckwitable.

    and I love the fact wifey loves all these crazy, weird, wild films, horror films, zombie movies, cult films, cheesy 80’s movies, and indie films.

  169. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I fucked a chick that look like flava flave shitted her out..but her ass was fat and she had some pretty eyes.

    ***Coughs up a lung (no Redman)

  170. Big Homie Says:

    I fucked a chick that look like flava flave shitted her out..but her ass was fat and she had some pretty eyes.

    ^ LMAO

  171. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    LMAO @ icon and dbills

    icon…I should kick you wit ya smart ass j/k

    btw the worst thing is cats i know that got caught slippin (aka fucking a nasty ho) and got the chick pregnant — shit is a permanent, haunting-ass reminder of your stupidity

    ^^ I don’t know where you from but where I’m from niggas take care of that…

  172. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    D. Billz Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    Yall need to stop hatin’ on the fugly women. Shit, they keep a ninja from jackin’ off from that porn you “borrowed” from your homie 5 years ago when those other heffas be actin’ up. You betta recognize (c) Jamie Foxx

    ^^^
    Porn & Lotion > fuckin an ugly bitch that runs down on u & wifey @ the mall… (Wifeys in Gucci, Ugly bitch in coach bag)

    ^

    yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (c) marv albert

  173. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^
    No Sur.

    ***Good for you….I’ve only hit a couple of weak jawns in my life, but at the time when it occurred, it was so necessary, lol…my cuzzo STAYS banging out trollish chicks, though, even though he pulls dymes on the regular- I just don’t understand that ninja, lol…to me, though, ugly chicks are sometimes like a McDonald’s drive thru @ 3 am- not really on your diet, but fuck it, you’re hungry, and ain’t shit else open, lol…In my lifetime, though, I have turned down a lot more low rated chicks than I’ve actually hit, by far….(none, of course), but when Henny enters the equation, I essentially give up my freedom of choice, lol…

    ^^^
    WOOOOO!
    …applaud all the Henne drinkers in the world.

  174. b-ease Says:

    Trust me when I say that I’m the MVP WingMan that you want on your team. I come off the bench and make it happen with no problems.

    ^^^
    LMBAO

    alrite, im seriously bout to work now…

  175. Boosie Says:

    mcdonalds chicks> burger king chicks

    subway hoes> quinzo hoe’s

    Pizza hut hoes> dominoes hoes

    Ruth cris broads> J. alexander broads

  176. QdotSmith Says:

    spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    ^we just tellin the stories. its the shorties thats disgusting… im sure every dood in here wit a story like that was laughin his ass off when they seen honey kissin they seed after a sloppy head game… come to think about it there was another nite with another shorty that had a seed…her seed was standing in the door but aint come in…i acted like i aint see the lil ninja and started tearing that back out on purpose gettin all aggressive and shit watchin his moms get it…but i aint like the lil ninja so it was payback for his numerous attempts to cock block, the lil bastard…

    **remembers devilsh grin and thinkin “aha your moms hoe

    ^ got it Q if you smashing somebody like that on the humble….good shit because a chick like that should be dropped…on the other hand…if you {not saying you..in general} knowing how shorty gets down and are still running around claiming that….then you need to kill yourself right now

    It’s all understandable smashing a broad that got kids, but her kids shouldn’t even be around to see that shit….If you trying to smash a chicks with seeds that is what tellies are for…if you don’t wanna pay make her silly ass pay for that

    again….step ya hoe game up

    ^ummm no….telli is to much respect for them….if they willing to get down like that then thats on them… i call a bitch a bitch and a hoe a hoe… if they had more respect for themselves then i’ll show them the level of respect they carrey themselves with. plain and simple. if shorty is willin to take the chance of her seed seeing her get monkey boned then thats on her to deal with the effects on her child if it happens.. not me not my seed. telli’s are reserved for out of town trips or weekend get aways with a fine breezie.

    keeps hoe game the same they all lames anyway.

  177. D. Billz Says:

    Ninjas like me are rare. They don’t make ninjas like me anymore (c) “Booty Call”. Now everybody wanna be Kobe. But you need Odom to do the clean-up work: grab the boards, low-post jumpers, set the picks, etc. I do the dirty work. Not too flashy but I get it done. And keep other defenders off you because I’m the 2nd option (before Gasol) and if they keep me open too long they know I can score easily. I stay in my line, I never try to outshine somebody on the team. I make sure I assist whenever possible. And I guarantee that everybody is playin’ their position, we’ll walk out with a better record and stats than another squad on the floor. Real talk.

    *steps away from press box*

    *dapz Tariq Nasheed on the way out*

  178. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    lol…In my lifetime, though, I have turned down a lot more low rated chicks than I’ve actually hit, by far….(none, of course), but when Henny enters the equation, I essentially give up my freedom of choice, lol

    ^^ WOW…

    and LMAO @ give up my freedon

  179. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    …My Worse Henny Drunk moment was 1 time with my older Cuz, we was @ his crib, and i had not seen his wife in months (pause), so she was like “HEYYYY _______”, and i was like “HEYY _______”, but i was drunk and called wifey his Jumpoffs name… Wifey gave me the sick look & bounced.

    needless to say, i had to walk home that night.

  180. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    sex with midgets and chicks that flavor flav shitted out?!

    sweaty balls?

    wtf is goin on ha…

    Freaky Friday is the truth…lol.

  181. Joe 88 Says:

    It’s bad in baltimore these days, it’s ugly bitches with attitudes out here, you try to rap to em on some wingman shit, your homie bagging the pretty one & you don’t want to leave your homie hanging (pause) cause you know her homegirl is gonna hate, somehow, someway, so when you try to rap to em, they acting like they beyonce, or prancer or someone. I be like “Bitch, you should be honored a top flight ninja such as myself is even wasting his time tryna talk to yo incredible hulk looking ass”.

    Having a ugly bitch turn you down = ultimate insult to injury

  182. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    ^ummm no….telli is to much respect for them….if they willing to get down like that then thats on them… i call a bitch a bitch and a hoe a hoe… if they had more respect for themselves then i’ll show them the level of respect they carrey themselves with. plain and simple. if shorty is willin to take the chance of her seed seeing her get monkey boned then thats on her to deal with the effects on her child if it happens.. not me not my seed. telli’s are reserved for out of town trips or weekend get aways with a fine breezie.

    keeps hoe game the same they all lames anyway.

    ^^ ok…I got you…but I would think that fucking a random nigga in front of ya kids would be a little crazy.. I don’t know…but you’re right..if she allows that to happen then do you….all in all that is still crazy

  183. El Feces Loco Says:

    Trust me when I say that I’m the MVP WingMan that you want on your team. I come off the bench and make it happen with no problems. Especially at away games. It’s somethin’ about being in unfamiliar places with unfamiliar faces + intoxication that takes philandering to the next level.

    ^^^pwahahhahaha..yo you(men) ever pictured all the chicks you fucked showing up at your wake?..Looking at each other like WTF?..maybe I’m on a spaceship?

  184. Boosie Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Ninjas like me are rare. They don’t make ninjas like me anymore (c) “Booty Call”. Now everybody wanna be Kobe. But you need Odom to do the clean-up work: grab the boards, low-post jumpers, set the picks, etc. I do the dirty work. Not too flashy but I get it done. And keep other defenders off you because I’m the 2nd option (before Gasol) and if they keep me open too long they know I can score easily. I stay in my line, I never try to outshine somebody on the team. I make sure I assist whenever possible. And I guarantee that everybody is playin’ their position, we’ll walk out with a better record and stats than another squad on the floor. Real talk.

    *steps away from press box*

    *dapz Tariq Nasheed on the way out*
    ________________________________________________________

    I dont know fam, I knew a few dudes who hit a 5″4 300 pound chick…..This broad tried to get at me…I’m like Nah…..I know some niggas who are only capable of getting at the worst broads on earf…..So you no alone….it’s plenty of niggas that smash the nastiest broads on earth that leave me shaking my head…

  185. green eyes Says:

    LMFAO @ this entire convo

  186. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    mad max meets the warriors meets escape form new york meets resident evil extinction…crazy.

    sorry i’m in my own lil world.

  187. Juan Nightstand B.K.A boogie Says:

    Green u ever let a nigga hit who u normally would not fuck with without the liqour in ur system n a strobe light fucking up your vision?

  188. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    It’s bad in baltimore these days, it’s ugly bitches with attitudes out here, you try to rap to em on some wingman shit, your homie bagging the pretty one & you don’t want to leave your homie hanging (pause) cause you know her homegirl is gonna hate, somehow, someway, so when you try to rap to em, they acting like they beyonce, or prancer or someone. I be like “Bitch, you should be honored a top flight ninja such as myself is even wasting his time tryna talk to yo incredible hulk looking ass”.

    Having a ugly bitch turn you down = ultimate insult to injury

    ^^ yeah..I’ve seen that happen too many times…niggas go OFF on a ugly chick like for real…that’s still fucked up, but I guess it is what it is

  189. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    It’s bad in baltimore these days, it’s ugly bitches with attitudes out here, you try to rap to em on some wingman shit, your homie bagging the pretty one & you don’t want to leave your homie hanging (pause) cause you know her homegirl is gonna hate, somehow, someway, so when you try to rap to em, they acting like they beyonce, or prancer or someone. I be like “Bitch, you should be honored a top flight ninja such as myself is even wasting his time tryna talk to yo incredible hulk looking ass”.

    Having a ugly bitch turn you down = ultimate insult to injury

    ^LMAO… word! B’more got a high rate of ugly ass broads and they walkin’ around this bitch with their Medix degrees like they been scarred for life and can’t wait to shit on a ninja because they got a payin’ job at 1515 (you know what I’m talkin’ about, lol).

  190. Boosie Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    It’s bad in baltimore these days, it’s ugly bitches with attitudes out here, you try to rap to em on some wingman shit, your homie bagging the pretty one & you don’t want to leave your homie hanging (pause) cause you know her homegirl is gonna hate, somehow, someway, so when you try to rap to em, they acting like they beyonce, or prancer or someone. I be like “Bitch, you should be honored a top flight ninja such as myself is even wasting his time tryna talk to yo incredible hulk looking ass”.

    Having a ugly bitch turn you down = ultimate insult to injury
    ___________________________________________________________

    LMAO….HAHA….true…But I dont think I ever got turned down by an ugly bitch, that I Tried to holla at…

  191. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    lol @ juan trying to put greens on the spot now watch her deflect the question and crack jokes

  192. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Papa Johns hoes > other pizza hoes…

    trust 6 years of them broads…

    handling it in the walk in freezer on top of the Mozzerella cheese.

  193. Joe 88 Says:

    If I have a child & my babymother fucks a nigga while

    a) My child is in the room

    b) My child is on the bed

    c) My child is old enough to know some man is wrestling naked with mommy

    I’m gonna kill her, (no lol, no J/K)

  194. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    mcdonalds chicks> burger king chicks

    subway hoes> quinzo hoe’s

    Pizza hut hoes> dominoes hoes

    Ruth cris broads> J. alexander broads

    ***LMAO…Boosie, you got a comparison for everything, fam, n/h…

  195. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    It’s bad in baltimore these days, it’s ugly bitches with attitudes out here, you try to rap to em on some wingman shit, your homie bagging the pretty one & you don’t want to leave your homie hanging (pause) cause you know her homegirl is gonna hate, somehow, someway, so when you try to rap to em, they acting like they beyonce, or prancer or someone. I be like “Bitch, you should be honored a top flight ninja such as myself is even wasting his time tryna talk to yo incredible hulk looking ass”.

    Having a ugly bitch turn you down = ultimate insult to injury

    ^^^
    Yup… Rule 1. if u playin the wingman, and the other broad is ugly… BOUNCE.

  196. El Feces Loco Says:

    Pwahaha @ Snort..I’m dead off that one..

    Once I got E&J’d(wayyy back in the day) up was gettin head from my shorty on her knees and I threw up on top of her head.

  197. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    def dipped my breadstick….

  198. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    dang i knew mtf was gutta lol ol’ take a shit in the strip club without regard for the lack of toilet paper ass nucca!

  199. Juan Nightstand B.K.A boogie Says:

    I see u wing-men out there but I’m like jason kidd when it come down 2 it I get right 2 the point n set my niggas up

  200. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LMAO….HAHA….true…But I dont think I ever got turned down by an ugly bitch, that I Tried to holla at…

    ***I’ve never hollered @ an ugly chick on purpose, but I’ve got a really flirtatious personality (none), and sometimes they be taking that shit seriously…..

  201. QdotSmith Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    If I have a child & my babymother fucks a nigga while

    a) My child is in the room

    b) My child is on the bed

    c) My child is old enough to know some man is wrestling naked with mommy

    I’m gonna kill her, (no lol, no J/K)

    ^i’d call 5-0 and let them be on the phone while i do it….fuck that even if my kid is in the house its a rap. i aint concerned about the dood, he did what he had to do unless i know the nigga then its lights out for him too… i’ll take that bid happily

  202. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    If I have a child & my babymother fucks a nigga while

    a) My child is in the room

    b) My child is on the bed

    c) My child is old enough to know some man is wrestling naked with mommy

    I’m gonna kill her, (no lol, no J/K)

    ^^^
    Just put 2 Oz’s of Horse in her car, under the drivers seat & call the cops on her ass.

    (88 wipes hands) ~done.

  203. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    If I have a child & my babymother fucks a nigga while

    a) My child is in the room

    b) My child is on the bed

    c) My child is old enough to know some man is wrestling naked with mommy

    I’m gonna kill her, (no lol, no J/K)

    ^^that’s the shit I like to hear, but at the same time if she had those types of tendancies before you skeeted in her…sad to say you gonna have to take the L homie

  204. green eyes Says:

    # Juan Nightstand B.K.A boogie Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    Green u ever let a nigga hit who u normally would not fuck with without the liqour in ur system n a strobe light fucking up your vision?

    ^
    farm2.static.flickr.com/1128/1367910747_899634c4ca.jpg

  205. Joe 88 Says:

    Once I got E&J’d(wayyy back in the day) up was gettin head from my shorty on her knees and I threw up on top of her head.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, damn, & I thought I was bad, I use to dump blunt ashes on bitches head when they gave me the skully. I had one bitch that use to tell me to spark the L while I throat you down. Only if she knew, lol

  206. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    El Feces Loco Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    Pwahaha @ Snort..I’m dead off that one..

    Once I got E&J’d(wayyy back in the day) up was gettin head from my shorty on her knees and I threw up on top of her head.

    ^^^
    Pours EasyJesus on self, Sets match, Burns….LMAO

  207. D. Billz Says:

    El Feces Loco Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    Trust me when I say that I’m the MVP WingMan that you want on your team. I come off the bench and make it happen with no problems. Especially at away games. It’s somethin’ about being in unfamiliar places with unfamiliar faces + intoxication that takes philandering to the next level.

    ^^^pwahahhahaha..yo you(men) ever pictured all the chicks you fucked showing up at your wake?..Looking at each other like WTF?..maybe I’m on a spaceship?

    ^Hell yeah! Like damn… have my widowed wifey questioning my past life. Either that, or she’ll be thinkin’, “I musta been his salvation”, LOL!

    ———————————————————————————-

    Boosie Says:

    I dont know fam, I knew a few dudes who hit a 5″4 300 pound chick…..This broad tried to get at me…I’m like Nah…..I know some niggas who are only capable of getting at the worst broads on earf…..So you no alone….it’s plenty of niggas that smash the nastiest broads on earth that leave me shaking my head…

    ^True true. But the reason I do it is because I’m secure enough to play my part in certain situations. Like, I know I’m a handsome ninja, funny, charming, etc., but for that same reason I’m not gonna kiss a chick’s ass all night in the lounge/bar just to see what’s poppin’. I’ll casually acknowledge her and if she on some other shit then I scoot on over to a lesser attractive and more receptive broad. Now the big ass heffas you just described is a no-no. Aint no chick in a public place is gonna see me holla’rin at a heffa of that caliber. But lets say she look like Foxy Brown in her mugshot but got a phatty and friendly… then she could possibly get bagged.

  208. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    ***I’ve never hollered @ an ugly chick on purpose, but I’ve got a really flirtatious personality (none), and sometimes they be taking that shit seriously…..

    LMAO…I bet

  209. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    dang i knew mtf was gutta lol ol’ take a shit in the strip club without regard for the lack of toilet paper ass nucca!

    ^^^

    you cot damn right!

    I took a big ole dump in Chili’s last weekend, some mofo was pounding on the door like you done, I’m like muthafucka you better chill before I rub my nuts all over the seat…so shut the fuck up!

  210. El Feces Loco Says:

    ^^^
    Yup… Rule 1. if u playin the wingman, and the other broad is ugly… BOUNCE.

    ^^That defeats the old wingmans purpose..A wingman is supposed to treat that deuce like a dime..when you tell your chick she looks great..he(wingman) should tell her friend the same..he is there to not only distract the deuce from the dime but to also make her feel like dime status(when the two are together)…Once you and your wingman successfully get them apart…then and only then may you start to treat her like the deuce she is.

  211. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    is chilis a bootie club in the lou or do you mean the tex-mex jawn

  212. yaboy Says:

    SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    …My Worse Henny Drunk moment was 1 time with my older Cuz, we was @ his crib, and i had not seen his wife in months (pause), so she was like “HEYYYY _______”, and i was like “HEYY _______”, but i was drunk and called wifey his Jumpoffs name… Wifey gave me the sick look & bounced.

    needless to say, i had to walk home that night.

    ^
    aww maaaan (c) kay slay

  213. b-ease Says:

    Having a ugly bitch turn you down = ultimate insult to injury

    ^^^
    yes, it is. you just kinda stand there in shock for a second, wondering if this is some type of hidden camera show. Then you realize it isnt. So you either a.)walk away while making no eye contact and forcibly move it to your subconcious or b.)attempt to hurt shorties feelings with a barrage of insults

    and if you’ve never been turned down by a wack broad, your a goddamned liar.

  214. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    you cot damn right!

    I took a big ole dump in Chili’s last weekend, some mofo was pounding on the door like you done, I’m like muthafucka you better chill before I rub my nuts all over the seat…so shut the fuck up!

    ^^ that’s disgusting

  215. Joe 88 Says:

    >but at the same time if she had those types of tendancies before you skeeted in her…sad to say you gonna have to take the L homie

    ^overstood, but there’s a little thing called “respect” I wouldn’t bring no any bitch around my seed, nor put my pleasures over my seed, ever. If you wanna get fucked that bad, bring my seed to me, i’ll cancel my plans, just don’t make it a every weekend thing tho.

  216. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    ^^That defeats the old wingmans purpose..A wingman is supposed to treat that deuce like a dime..when you tell your chick she looks great..he(wingman) should tell her friend the same..he is there to not only distract the deuce from the dime but to also make her feel like dime status(when the two are together)…Once you and your wingman successfully get them apart…then and only then may you start to treat her like the deuce she is.

    ^^ ok…feces..I see you

    and LMFAO @ yes, it is. you just kinda stand there in shock for a second, wondering if this is some type of hidden camera show

  217. Boosie Says:

    With the ugly bitches….I just be on some shit like yo whats up….When you gon let me tap type shit…..It dont make no sense for you to be trying to spit game and do extra shit……Just get at the broad real gully….These chicks dont have niggas come up to them hollaring at them all the time so they use to a nigga dicking em down….

    Ugly bitches take what ever they can get…You get in, get out…pull an og classic…The reason ya’ll niggas might get turned down cause Ya’ll trying to sweet talk….You gotta talk on their level….Hit em with Old vince carter go. Go straight at em.

  218. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    is chilis a bootie club in the lou or do you mean the tex-mex jawn

    ^^^

    ha naw its that tex mex resturant.

  219. 456 Says:

    lmao @ this pic

    kids in the hall? try homos in an alley

  220. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    question: has anyone ever actually used a bag over the head

    i keep hearing that statement and i want to know dude who started it

    whoever had the audacity to take a brown paper bag, cut out two holes for eyes, place it on the chick’s head, and then smash…*salutes*

    you made history

  221. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    ^overstood, but there’s a little thing called “respect” I wouldn’t bring no any bitch around my seed, nor put my pleasures over my seed, ever. If you wanna get fucked that bad, bring my seed to me, i’ll cancel my plans, just don’t make it a every weekend thing tho

    ^^ I was gonna type that, but wanted to see how you was gonna respond…good shit

    and lol@ don’t make it a every weekend thing tho..

    I think that’s the biggest problem with people that are not together anymore and have seeds..

  222. Joe 88 Says:

    >yes, it is. you just kinda stand there in shock for a second, wondering if this is some type of hidden camera show. Then you realize it isnt. So you either a.)walk away while making no eye contact and forcibly move it to your subconcious or b.)attempt to hurt shorties feelings with a barrage of insults

    *Opens up window*

    *Chris Brown elbow slide out of window*

    >>>and if you’ve never been turned down by a wack broad, your a goddamned liar.

    ^Preach brotha preace

  223. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    I make these hoes hold my pockets…like a child.

    #########################

    ^^ that’s disgusting

    ^^^

    ha, my bad spoony…tmi…lol!

  224. b-ease Says:

    Once I got E&J’d(wayyy back in the day) up was gettin head from my shorty on her knees and I threw up on top of her head.

    ^^^
    This one chick definetly earled while i was smashing. And I mean all over the damn floor (remember when Bacardi was acceptable? Or maybe it never was and im just cheap as fuck) Did you think i stopped? Do dogs have feathers? The answer to both of those questions is no.

  225. catch22 Says:

    question: has anyone ever actually used a bag over the head

    ^^
    ive used the “i’m being kinky, so i’ll blindfold you with an extra large bandana” maneuver. but i really just dont want to look at her face.

  226. green eyes Says:

    # b-ease Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Once I got E&J’d(wayyy back in the day) up was gettin head from my shorty on her knees and I threw up on top of her head.

    ^^^
    This one chick definetly earled while i was smashing. And I mean all over the damn floor (remember when Bacardi was acceptable? Or maybe it never was and im just cheap as fuck) Did you think i stopped? Do dogs have feathers? The answer to both of those questions is no.

    ^ smh

  227. Joe 88 Says:

    >question: has anyone ever actually used a bag over the head

    ^lol, see this is what you do, you put the pillow over there face & tell em “I don’t want to get any sweat in ya face” but really you don’t wanna directly stare at that bitch face, you might turn into stone
    ==========================================
    >i keep hearing that statement and i want to know dude who started it

    whoever had the audacity to take a brown paper bag, cut out two holes for eyes, place it on the chick’s head, and then smash…*salutes*

    you made history

    *dies*

    ninjas are in rare form today

  228. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    b-ease Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    Once I got E&J’d(wayyy back in the day) up was gettin head from my shorty on her knees and I threw up on top of her head.

    ^^^
    This one chick definetly earled while i was smashing. And I mean all over the damn floor (remember when Bacardi was acceptable? Or maybe it never was and im just cheap as fuck) Did you think i stopped? Do dogs have feathers? The answer to both of those questions is no.

    ^

    i would rather nahggers be lying than be this nasty because if this shit is true yall are DEPRAVED lolol

  229. eskay Says:

    http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5578/50centkingts0.jpg

  230. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    With the ugly bitches….I just be on some shit like yo whats up….When you gon let me tap type shit…..It dont make no sense for you to be trying to spit game and do extra shit……Just get at the broad real gully….These chicks dont have niggas come up to them hollaring at them all the time so they use to a nigga dicking em down

    ^^ all I can say is WOW

  231. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    catch22 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    question: has anyone ever actually used a bag over the head

    ^^
    ive used the “i’m being kinky, so i’ll blindfold you with an extra large bandana” maneuver. but i really just dont want to look at her face.

    ^

    *stabbed repeatedly in the yard*

    (then slides off on the early go-back)

  232. b-ease Says:

    i would rather nahggers be lying than be this nasty because if this shit is true yall are DEPRAVED lolol

    ^^^
    i wish i was lying…i really, really wish i was

  233. D. Billz Says:

    El Feces Loco Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    ^^^
    Yup… Rule 1. if u playin the wingman, and the other broad is ugly… BOUNCE.

    ^^That defeats the old wingmans purpose..A wingman is supposed to treat that deuce like a dime..when you tell your chick she looks great..he(wingman) should tell her friend the same..he is there to not only distract the deuce from the dime but to also make her feel like dime status(when the two are together)…Once you and your wingman successfully get them apart…then and only then may you start to treat her like the deuce she is.

    ^Tabernacle! Shit… trust me, humility gets rewarded in the end. And Karma is a bitch but she plays her position. A la, the helluva night I had at the Cue Bar in DC when Pete Rock was there a few weeks ago. Bangin’ shorties buyin’ me drinks plus the math.

  234. QdotSmith Says:

    catch22 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    question: has anyone ever actually used a bag over the head

    ^^
    ive used the “i’m being kinky, so i’ll blindfold you with an extra large bandana” maneuver. but i really just dont want to look at her face.

    ^haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa done that too… also had this one shorty witta body but she looked like one of those chimps they do expierements on so i took the blind fold for myself…. in my mind i was tappin stacey dash

  235. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    all you gotta get is one of dem plastic football helmets that have the two drink holders and straws so you can drink your drank… place two of them Smirnoff joints in the holders and say ayyy girl go ahead and get your drink on while I smash…all you see is ass and a football helmet.

    good to go!

  236. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    ha, my bad spoony…tmi…lol!

    ^ yes…next I thought you was gonna type when you don’t have tissue in the crib you use an old shirt or something…but hey

    and yes TMI NIGGA!!! TMI

  237. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    QdotSmith Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    catch22 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    question: has anyone ever actually used a bag over the head

    ^^
    ive used the “i’m being kinky, so i’ll blindfold you with an extra large bandana” maneuver. but i really just dont want to look at her face.

    ^haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa done that too… also had this one shorty witta body but she looked like one of those chimps they do expierements on so i took the blind fold for myself…. in my mind i was tappin stacey dash

    ^

    LOLOLOLOL this ninjer said “fuck it i’ll put a bag on MY head” LOLOLOLOL

    this is the GOAT thread as far as i can recall

  238. D. Billz Says:

    b-ease… you’se a NASTY dude (FOH) fam. LOOOLL… damn…

  239. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    eskay Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    http://www.img177.imageshack.us/img177/5578/50centkingts0.jpg

    ^^^
    (blankstare)

  240. Joe 88 Says:

    You ever fuck a ugly bitch & while fucking u be thinking about all the pretty bitches you hit? I know i’m not the only one, right?

  241. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    or get one of thsoe cotton ski masks that cover the whole face…then tell the broad you guys are gonna play cops are robbers…guess who’s the robber?

    good to go!

  242. El Feces Loco Says:

    Seriously tho…you really think that 11 month old is gonna remember that his/her moms used to have sex with them on the bed?

    It’s not that disgusting until the baby learns to talk…you would’nt want them telling your husband about that.

    lol@Simon

  243. green eyes Says:

    also had this one shorty witta body but she looked like one of those chimps they do expierements on so i took the blind fold for myself….

    ^ ROTFLMAO.. gotdamn

  244. catch22 Says:

    i would rather nahggers be lying than be this nasty because if this shit is true yall are DEPRAVED lolol

    ^^
    everone has those moments when they wake up after smashin and they think “i’m fucked up in the head for doin that shit.”

    i was wearin this shory out one time and we were both twisted. she was waayy more fucked up than i was. she passed out mid stroke. did i stop? i thought about it for a hot second. then nutted on her back.

  245. QdotSmith Says:

    **Turns up Mos Def – Ms. Fat Booty**

  246. Joe 88 Says:

    all you gotta get is one of dem plastic football helmets that have the two drink holders and straws so you can drink your drank… place two of them Smirnoff joints in the holders and say ayyy girl go ahead and get your drink on while I smash…all you see is ass and a football helmet.

    ^uh MTF, this comments deserves a “no homo”. Why would I want to feel like i’m hitting a linebacker?

  247. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^ yes…next I thought you was gonna type when you don’t have tissue in the crib you use an old shirt or something…but hey

    and yes TMI NIGGA!!! TMI

    ^^^

    naw I dotn use old shirts…ewwww! jeez.

    I use hand towels.

    LOL.

  248. catch22 Says:

    cops and robbers

    ^^

    *death*

  249. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    You ever fuck a ugly bitch & while fucking u be thinking about all the pretty bitches you hit? I know i’m not the only one, right?

    ^Shit, or at least the decent ones I hit.

  250. green eyes Says:

    El Feces Loco Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Seriously tho…you really think that 11 month old is gonna remember that his/her moms used to have sex with them on the bed?

    It’s not that disgusting until the baby learns to talk…you would’nt want them telling your husband about that.

    ^ fuck that.. its just a level of respect at that point.. have a tiny bit of self respect and put the kid in the other room.

  251. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    lol @ mtf with helmets and hats and shit this nucca crazy

    also on principle i can’t bone a chick in a football helmet that gets a pause but some knee-hi (or thigh high) baseball socks (like that old nelly video)…oh hell yes

    shits are on sale right now @ american apparel — better than lingerie word life

  252. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    i was wearin this shory out one time and we were both twisted. she was waayy more fucked up than i was. she passed out mid stroke. did i stop? i thought about it for a hot second. then nutted on her back.

    ^^ by far this was the worst shit I have read

    the rest of ya’ll niggas are going to hell for all of this shit

  253. b-ease Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    You ever fuck a ugly bitch & while fucking u be thinking about all the pretty bitches you hit? I know i’m not the only one, right?

    ^^^
    oh yea, that’s established homey. how else you gon get one off (null), im not 15 anymore, just happy to be fucking…

  254. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    catch22 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    i would rather nahggers be lying than be this nasty because if this shit is true yall are DEPRAVED lolol

    ^^
    everone has those moments when they wake up after smashin and they think “i’m fucked up in the head for doin that shit.”

    i was wearin this shory out one time and we were both twisted. she was waayy more fucked up than i was. she passed out mid stroke. did i stop? i thought about it for a hot second. then nutted on her back.

    ^^^
    just check her pulse & keep goin.

  255. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^uh MTF, this comments deserves a “no homo”. Why would I want to feel like i’m hitting a linebacker?

    ^^^

    awww damn naw man…it’s just a football helmet thats all, thats one petite big bootied flopping tittied linebacker then…jeez.

    lol.

  256. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    naw I dotn use old shirts…ewwww! jeez.

    I use hand towels.

    LOL.

    ^ you’se a nasty nigga

    lol @ greenie AT LEAST do that…jesus

    and lmao @ joe88

    ya’ll niggas are in rare form today

  257. El Feces Loco Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    You ever fuck a ugly bitch & while fucking u be thinking about all the pretty bitches you hit? I know i’m not the only one, right?

    ^^naw i be too busy thinking about interest rates, and what color pants imma wear the next day..You never want to fuck an ugly bitch and not fuck her well..If I think about Rita-G while im fuckin imma buss early…you don’t want no ugly bitch mad at you cause you came too quick…that’s too ugly.

    Ugly bitches look a lil prettier when they quivering.

  258. Joe 88 Says:

    the rest of ya’ll niggas are going to hell for all of this shit

    ^Sheeeeeeid, for real, I didn’t even get started with some of my drunk fuck stories

    I couldn’t go to hell, i’ll take over

  259. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    if you were boning shakira or halle or alicia keys or some other ridick broad and she died (by that i mean heart stopped) and you were roughly 5 to 10 seconds from busting would you continue (don’t lie, God hates liars, answer the question)

  260. yaboy Says:

    fuck the chick passing out… i’ve fallen asleep in the middle of sex AND while gettin head with more than one chick.. nothin like wakin up to a nice slap in the face…

  261. cMac Says:

    can i get some dap?

  262. catch22 Says:

    Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    if you were boning shakira or halle or alicia keys or some other ridick broad and she died (by that i mean heart stopped) and you were roughly 5 to 10 seconds from busting would you continue (don’t lie, God hates liars, answer the question)

    ^^

    there would be my DNA all over that crime scene

  263. green eyes Says:

    the rest of ya’ll niggas are going to hell for all of this shit

    ^ tell em

  264. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    El Feces Loco Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    # Joe 88 Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    You ever fuck a ugly bitch & while fucking u be thinking about all the pretty bitches you hit? I know i’m not the only one, right?

    ^^naw i be too busy thinking about interest rates, and what color pants imma wear the next day..You never want to fuck an ugly bitch and not fuck her well..If I think about Rita-G while im fuckin imma buss early…you don’t want no ugly bitch mad at you cause you came too quick…that’s too ugly.

    Ugly bitches look a lil prettier when they quivering.

    ^^^
    SAY WORD! i had 1 get pissed @ me cuz we was layin ass naked, just finished fuckin, she all cuddled up with me, She ask me “so what u thinkn about”, i says “Eh, i got this webdesigner to pay, i gotta get back home and do some work”…the bitch got mad.

  265. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    just check her pulse & keep goin.

    ^^ *dies a thousand deaths*

    you dead wrong for that shit crazy

    and feces…where do I start..you said Ugly bitches look a lil prettier when they quivering.

    oh man….some niggas make ugly ass faces and say some wild shit out ya mouth when ya’ll skeet

    ya’ll need to NOW start pulling your own cards

  266. catch22 Says:

    “mac! bitch!” (c) beans
    whats good?

  267. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Wavy Shprocketts Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    if you were boning shakira or halle or alicia keys or some other ridick broad and she died (by that i mean heart stopped) and you were roughly 5 to 10 seconds from busting would you continue (don’t lie, God hates liars, answer the question)

    ^^

    Necrophilia is not hot…lol

  268. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    yaboy Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    fuck the chick passing out… i’ve fallen asleep in the middle of sex AND while gettin head with more than one chick.. nothin like wakin up to a nice slap in the face…

    ^^^
    smh, the wrong bitch is gonna rob u & leave u tied up somewhere…lol.

  269. b-ease Says:

    ^^ by far this was the worst shit I have read

    the rest of ya’ll niggas are going to hell for all of this shit

    ^^^
    lol

  270. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    what it is cmac?

  271. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    just check her pulse & keep goin.

    ^^^
    lmao!

    #####################################

    ^ you’se a nasty nigga

    ^^^

    ayy its friday…my bad Im on a tangent. lol.

    #####################################

    also co-sign chea with those baseball knee high joints…that nelly video with that broad was crazy… she was pussy poppin on home base and shit.

  272. D. Billz Says:

    Anybody ever had to deal with a cryer?

    That shit is the worst. Leave that emotional ass shit with your friends. This heffa conscious get all guilty for whatever reason and now she wanna cry. It’s either a.) you remind her of somebody who did her daddy, b.) she creepin’, or c.) she really like you and feel you won’t respect her after it’s over.

    Heffa… my dick is out. YOU COULDA TOLD ME THIS YESTERDAY! (c) Sisqo in 92Q debacle

  273. KilluminattI7 Says:

    awwww daaam…

    I go for an early breaky break 45-min late breakfast and…

    wtf did I juss stumble in on…

    **scrolsl back up to catch up on Freaky Friday Fuckery**

  274. green eyes Says:

    oh man….some niggas make ugly ass faces and say some wild shit out ya mouth when ya’ll skeet

    ^ fucks yes. mens sex faces are fascinating.

  275. cMac Says:

    I wouldn’t be caught dead with you necropheliacs…

    *irony*

  276. Joe 88 Says:

    I fell asleep while getting head, but I love waking up to it.

    The funniest getting head story ever

    Once me & my ex was watching dave chappelle “killing em softly” so we started fucking with each other, she pulled my slong out & started doing the bank head bounce on my johnson, but the dave chappelle special was still on, he said some joke the shit was so funny I busted out laughing while getting head, she stopped instantly, & she had this mean look on her face, but fuck that, that shit was to funny. To end the story, I had to turn the T.V off, to finish reciving the neck

  277. D. Billz Says:

    I meant did her DIRTY!

    Self-ether

    *lowers head*

  278. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    smh, the wrong bitch is gonna rob u & leave u tied up somewhere…lol.

    ^^ preach

  279. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    Anybody ever had to deal with a cryer?

    That shit is the worst. Leave that emotional ass shit with your friends. This heffa conscious get all guilty for whatever reason and now she wanna cry. It’s either a.) you remind her of somebody who did her daddy, b.) she creepin’, or c.) she really like you and feel you won’t respect her after it’s over.

    Heffa… my dick is out. YOU COULDA TOLD ME THIS YESTERDAY! (c) Sisqo in 92Q debacle

    ^^^
    HELL FUCKIN YEA!!!
    …like DAMN! that shit is the worse!!! like Yo! i gotta fuckin go HOME!, i cant stay & lay up with your ass, im not 18, Bitch!!! FUCK U CRYIN FOR!!!!

  280. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    zup Mackey…

    awww shit…lunch time. holla later.

  281. cMac Says:

    ^
    88

    Something simliar happened while I was watching Chris Rock. Had to cut the TV off, shorty gettin offended and whatnot

  282. Foekist Says:

    mediatakeout.com/22116/shocker_fat_joe_threatens_to_crash_wrestlemania_and_confront_50_cent_in_front_of_entire_crowd.html

    $$

    man, fat joe is wack for this… if he really wanted to get at fiddy, he wouldn’t have let it get out that he’s trying to show up at wrestlemania 2 confront fiddy.

    if this is indeed a REAL beef, fat joe gonna fuck around get thrown in jail for doin stupid shit like this. 50 would NEVER let crack live that down, lol

  283. El Feces Loco Says:

    ^ fuck that.. its just a level of respect at that point.. have a tiny bit of self respect and put the kid in the other room.

    ^^It was a studio apartment..only other option was to place the baby rocker on the fire escape.

    Where the link for that game we was playin?

    _________________________-

    I forgot about this one…back in the day(2001) I met this shorty on Blackplanet..we kicked it for a minute she talked real slow on the phone..when we met in person I found out she had mild cerebral palsy like..she had tha funny walk and all…to this day I havent had head that good.

    I fucked her in the back of a Marriot Hotel in the back of my truck parked between two dumpsters.

    R.I.P my Tahoe…

    disclaimer: I was against it until she mentioned her 3 yr old daughter..I knew then there was at least one other nigga as crazy as me.

  284. cMac Says:

    supMTF

    enjoy lunch

  285. yaboy Says:

    Heffa… my dick is out. YOU COULDA TOLD ME THIS YESTERDAY! (c) Sisqo in 92Q debacle

    ^

    *ties anvil to feet*
    *jumps off back of rowboat*

  286. D. Billz Says:

    cMac Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    I wouldn’t be caught dead with you necropheliacs…

    *irony*

    ^You ol’ I had that joke in the chamber and couldn’t wait to say it, ass ninja. Lol

    cMAc… What it is?

  287. Plug Says:

    My boys got drunk and focked a chick that was 473 pounds ….!!!!! and she had a broke leg!!! the other one looked like BG. I clown them to this day. I havent drunk bacardi lemon since I witnessed that

  288. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    ^ fucks yes. mens sex faces are fascinating.

    ^^ these niggas look like trey songs hitting a high note when they shoot off or when the shit is crazy to them…I swear you just wanna straight laugh at they gremlin ass faces…like nigga are you multiplying or mutating into something?

  289. cMac Says:

    @ D billz

    keep that cryin shit to themselves. kiddy bitches

  290. CiCi The Intern Says:

    I forgot about this one…back in the day(2001) I met this shorty on Blackplanet..we kicked it for a minute she talked real slow on the phone..when we met in person I found out she had mild cerebral palsy like..she had tha funny walk and all…to this day I havent had head that good.

    I fucked her in the back of a Marriot Hotel in the back of my truck parked between two dumpsters.

    R.I.P my Tahoe…

    disclaimer: I was against it until she mentioned her 3 yr old daughter..I knew then there was at least one other nigga as crazy as me.
    ^^^

    What the HELL feces? lol … You all do anything for some cut…

  291. Foekist Says:

    man, this rick ross cd is quite aight.

  292. cMac Says:

    # spoonyluvs mistress Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    ^ fucks yes. mens sex faces are fascinating.

    ^^ these niggas look like trey songs hitting a high note when they shoot off or when the shit is crazy to them…I swear you just wanna straight laugh at they gremlin ass faces…like nigga are you multiplying or mutating into something?
    ________

    that just mean yo puss smells like sanitation

  293. Joe 88 Says:

    >My boys got drunk and focked a chick that was 473 pounds ….!!!!! and she had a broke leg!!! the other one looked like BG. I clown them to this day. I havent drunk bacardi lemon since I witnessed that

    *David Ruffin self*

    This nigga said the bitch looked like BG, OMFG

  294. Plug Says:

    Shout outs to foe for jackin up the screen!

  295. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    I forgot about this one…back in the day(2001) I met this shorty on Blackplanet..we kicked it for a minute she talked real slow on the phone..when we met in person I found out she had mild cerebral palsy like..she had tha funny walk and all…to this day I havent had head that good.

    I fucked her in the back of a Marriot Hotel in the back of my truck parked between two dumpsters.

    R.I.P my Tahoe…

    disclaimer: I was against it until she mentioned her 3 yr old daughter..I knew then there was at least one other nigga as crazy as me.
    ^^^

    What the HELL feces? lol … You all do anything for some cut…

    ^^^
    lol… that niggas a pimp…

  296. catch22 Says:

    Anybody ever had to deal with a cryer?

    ^^
    last weekend. was workin my way to the bedroom with this one chick. she was all emotional because she hadn’t fucked since her seed dropped. was all timid and shit. didnt want to take her shirt off. i had to put in some work to get her in the bed. half way through fuckin she starts talking to me about some bullshit. so i stopped, ripped the condom off and told her to get out because i didnt work that hard to have to put up with a dead lay who talks to me while im getting my nut. she cried.
    i rubbed one out and went to sleep.

  297. cMac Says:

    disclaimer: I was against it until she mentioned her 3 yr old daughter..I knew then there was at least one other nigga as crazy as me.
    _____

    LMAO

  298. spoonyluvs mistress Says:

    that just mean yo puss smells like sanitation

    ^^ OH SHIT ok.. cmac…so let me ask since you wanna be stupid…do you turn red when you get it in?

  299. SNORT_SNORTcrazy88since88 Says:

    cMac Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    # spoonyluvs mistress Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    ^ fucks yes. mens sex faces are fascinating.

    ^^ these niggas look like trey songs hitting a high note when they shoot off or when the shit is crazy to them…I swear you just wanna straight laugh at they gremlin ass faces…like nigga are you multiplying or mutating into something?
    ________

    that just mean yo puss smells like sanitation

    ^^^
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  300. green eyes Says:

    # spoonyluvs mistress Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    ^ fucks yes. mens sex faces are fascinating.

    ^^ these niggas look like trey songs hitting a high note when they shoot off or when the shit is crazy to them…I swear you just wanna straight laugh at they gremlin ass faces…like nigga are you multiplying or mutating into something?

    ^ LMAO..theres this mixture of awe, bewilderment, ecstasy, pain.. sometimes its like.. damn. you need a doctor? should i stop?

  301. El Feces Loco Says:

    and feces…where do I start..you said Ugly bitches look a lil prettier when they quivering.

    oh man….some niggas make ugly ass faces and say some wild shit out ya mouth when ya’ll skeet

    ya’ll need to NOW start pulling your own cards

    ^^^Seriously tho..i stole that growling shit from DMX..I stay growling when I’m fuckin now..no faces just my teeth clenched and a constant pit bull growl when im up in it.

  302. Wavy Shprocketts Says:

    my sex faces be gorgeous

  303. Plug Says:

    *David Ruffin self*

    This nigga said the bitch looked like BG, OMFG
    ————
    and that is not an exaggeration. then the chick was so drunk she was blowin chunks all over the place. my boy had her bent over the toilet still tryin to smash.

  304. D. Billz Says:

    El Feces Loco Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    and feces…where do I start..you said Ugly bitches look a lil prettier when they quivering.

    oh man….some niggas make ugly ass faces and say some wild shit out ya mouth when ya’ll skeet

    ya’ll need to NOW start pulling your own cards

    ^^^Seriously tho..i stole that growling shit from DMX..I stay growling when I’m fuckin now..no faces just my teeth clenched and a constant pit bull growl when im up in it.

    ^ *Chris Benoit’s self* (c) Joe Budden

  305. QdotSmith Says:

    catch22 Says:

    March 7th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    Anybody ever had to deal with a cryer?

    ^^
    last weekend. was workin my way to the bedroom with this one chick. she was all emotional because she hadn’t fucked since her seed dropped. was all timid and shit. didnt want to take her shirt off. i had to put in some work to get her in the bed. half way through fuckin she starts talking to me about some bullshit. so i stopped, ripped the condom off and told her to get out because i didnt work that hard to have to put up with a dead lay who talks to me while im getting my nut. she cried.
    i rubbed one out and went to sleep.

    ______________

    recently about a month a go i had this shorty i was feelin and shit and she was real quick to hop on the stick and start riding but after about 10 minuets shorty would start crying about how bad she felt about leaving her man so she could explore some shit with me. annoying take that shit some where else B fa real. if we gonna get it lets get it and feel bad afterwards… shouts to my niggs that have dealt with this and still try to change the mood and get your dome between they lips so they shut the fuck up!

  306. SILO Says:

    this track is super nice. i’m pleasantly surprised

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