Maxim Reviews The New Nas Album*

*Without actually hearing it.  

From the Post’s Page Six:

"I’m finishing the album now, and it will be out April 22," Nas told Page Six. Maxim has since apologized for the premature review, but Nas doesn’t care. "I’d prefer [a review from] Playboy," the rapper said. "That kind of stuff doesn’t reach my radar or effect anybody around me. I don’t know what a music rating from Maxim is . . . I don’t know what it even means really."

On another note, I’ll be reviewing The Kings of Hip-Hop tonight in my dreams.


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155 Responses to “Maxim Reviews The New Nas Album*”

  1. KilluminattI7 Says:

    whats Good JayDeez

    whats really good in the 215?!!?

  2. lo k Says:

    yup

  3. lo k Says:

    slated for 15th quarter release.

  4. lo k Says:

    >>whats really good in the 215?!!?

    ^^^apparently some gay ish…

  5. yaboy Says:

    For Crazy 88:

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=asian+sharking

  6. yaboy Says:

    On another note, I’ll be reviewing The Kings of Hip-Hop tonight in my dreams.

    ^

    AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  7. crazy88since88 Says:

    wooooooooooooooooooo, no.

  8. Big Homie Says:

    The Kings of Hip Hop

  9. catch22 Says:

    people are going to be so offended that this is going to be one of those “brown paper bag wrapped” albums so that only nas’ eyes are visible

  10. KilluminattI7 Says:

    Philly where even our star point guard gay porn stars is pullin straps out (c) Jakk Frost.

    ^^^
    LF (but not really)

    is it just me or due to all the fuckery (yup) and rampant homo-ness are Philly, BMore and ATL runnin neck-and-neck (yes homo) as the Modern day Sodom Gomorrah

    To paraphrase Boose, Shit is Disturbing B

  11. JayDeez Says:

    KilluminattI7 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    whats Good JayDeez

    whats really good in the 215?!!?

    ^^^

    Philly where even our star point guard gay porn stars is pullin straps out (c) Jakk Frost.

    Lol.. shit, the news out of here anymore is just rediculous. Almost tabloidish. Smh..

    Man.. I’m just chillin.. busy as shit at work.. whats good wit you?

  12. Big Homie Says:

    I hope the Kings of Hip Hop comes

  13. Phuque Says:

    Dem:

    >> damn that shit realigned my spine on some “dragon snap kick, apply directly to the neckbone” type ish.

    ^^

    *coughs*

    *lols*

    *coughs again*

  14. Joe 88 Says:

    and rampant homo-ness are Philly, BMore and ATL runnin neck-and-neck (yes homo) as the Modern day Sodom Gomorrah

    ^I know i’m setting myself up for this one but, what homo shit in B-More are you speaking bout?

  15. crazy88since88 Says:

    yaboy Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    For Crazy 88:

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=asian+sharking

    ^^^
    no thanks, im from jersey, u get shot for shit like that… besides, why run up and to it, when i can drop a few lines and she’ll end up takin my pants off for me, shit…

    APPLAUD DickHound bitches… strip niggas ass naked, cant WAIT to get to the dick.

  16. KilluminattI7 Says:

    @JayDeez:

    I hear that more of the same ol’ same ol’ on my end too..

    who the star pg Frost was talkin bout ^^ in that rhyme??

  17. Joe 88 Says:

    who the star pg Frost was talkin bout ^^ in that rhyme??

    ^Iverson

  18. Phuque Says:

    # moresickaMC Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Rockwilder>any other collab in rap history

    ^^^

    *immediately recites entire song*

    co-sign.

  19. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    LF : I been on some skool shit today

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4TFfRpAedo

    “I’m so nonchalont, word to my uncle and my aunt
    I serve MC’s like a restaurant”

    My style is rough, ruck, and rugged on the ill tip
    Blowing the fuck up, sending pussies looking for microchips

  20. green eyes Says:

    was it maxim who also did thet recently for an imaginary black crowes album? musta been the “SIKE” issue

  21. Ghost Writer Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    I hope the Kings of Hip Hop comes

    ^
    Ayo!

  22. JayDeez Says:

    @ Killum

    Stop…. Think about it (c) Martin

    Iverson

  23. KilluminattI7 Says:

    who the star pg Frost was talkin bout ^^ in that rhyme??

    ^Iverson

    ————–
    oh okay.. I’m thinkin it was bout some cat currently pushin tha rock in PHI

  24. Dem Says:

    that philly gay porn star story is beyond my laughter threshold. it’s so funny i can’t even laugh yet.

    i mean, do gay porn star employers not pay well? is the gay porn industry in the same boat as the housing market? is the cost of living in philly driving gay porn stars toward lives of crime? this could be the start of an epidemic.

  25. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # lo k Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    >>whats really good in the 215?!!?

    ^^^apparently some gay ish…

    ^^^

    They’re not even from Philly, they’re from Jersey but still…shit’s foul.

  26. Ghost Writer Says:

    J/k Big Homie……..lol

  27. SeeAmI? Says:

    this is lamost asa funny as Prodigy exposing the illuminati

  28. JayDeez Says:

    green eyes Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    was it maxim who also did thet recently for an imaginary black crowes album? musta been the “SIKE” issue

    ^^^^

    Black Crowes aint Hip Hop

    lol

    Jokes an jokes and jokes an jokes… (c) Chappelle

  29. KilluminattI7 Says:

    @ Dem..

    Word.

    Shit is beyond disgusting.. Yet, still found it hilarious when teh police was basically saying how the one twin is hardbody with his

    EXTREME SUPER DUPER NO-HOMO TO THE 50’LEVENTH POWER

  30. catch22 Says:

    brooklyn’s finest > greater than rockwilder

  31. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW1XOy3qY7o&feature=related

    ^^^^^^^^^

    This shit is tight…

    SMH @ Myself for sleeping on Master Ace for so long..

  32. Big Homie Says:

    J/k Big Homie……..lol

    ^ It’s all good. I did that on purpose…lol

  33. Joe 88 Says:

    Queens of comedy > Kings of hip hop

  34. lo k Says:

    smh @ Busta…

    peep game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d68ZRFc4wyI

  35. JayDeez Says:

    Dem Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    that philly gay porn star story is beyond my laughter threshold. it’s so funny i can’t even laugh yet.

    i mean, do gay porn star employers not pay well? is the gay porn industry in the same boat as the housing market? is the cost of living in philly driving gay porn stars toward lives of crime? this could be the start of an epidemic.

    ^^^

    LMAO

    * Looks for sharpest object at desk *

    * Only sees car keys *

    * Jams key into jugular *

  36. catch22 Says:

    i predict the kings of hip-hop will be the dissapointment of the year.
    negrodamus has spoken

  37. catch22 Says:

    whats the link for this philly garbage?

  38. lo k Says:

    catch22 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    i predict the kings of hip-hop will be the dissapointment of the year.
    negrodamus has spoken

    ^^^
    *looks to the left*

    *sees Shirley Temple Blacknigger*

    *shrugs*

  39. KilluminattI7 Says:

    Queens of comedy > Kings of hip hop

    ^^^

    Word to S’ommore and her sexxy chocolate ass

  40. crazy88since88 Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    Queens of comedy > Kings of hip hop

    ^^^
    i was watchin the Latin queens of comedy, Woooo, that first older lady that came out could get it…

    Niiiiice! (c: Borat)

  41. crazy88since88 Says:

    catch22 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    whats the link for this philly garbage?

    ^^
    Philly Lost:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gcpR8yZdn8 (beans)
    +
    http://www.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=rlxgsg&s=3 (peedi)
    + and this shit…
    http://www.philly.com/dailynews/local/20080227_Twin_gay-porn_stars_arrested_in_rooftop_burglaries.html

  42. KilluminattI7 Says:

    Latin queens of comedy

    ^^^

    Que?Any link to this..? or, juss mami that u speak of

  43. Dem Says:

    While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said.

    After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.

    “He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, ‘You’ll never catch me,'” Kunkel said.

  44. catch22 Says:

    cash, cigarettes and condoms had been among the items taken.
    ^
    in case the story wasn’t homo enough they had to throw in the fact that they stole rubbers. hilarity.

  45. KilluminattI7 Says:

    LF (and probable late pass)

    that Ghetto Rich remix wit John Legend, Nas and your lil brotha favorite rapper is kinda sick

  46. green eyes Says:

    LF: vista sucks donkey balls

  47. Dem Says:

    Officers conducting surveillance work at an apartment complex spotted Taleon running up the building’s walls and turning back flips.

  48. JayDeez Says:

    ^^^^

    Wooooooww… i didn’t read that part.

    “He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, ‘You’ll never catch me,’” Kunkel said.

    ^^^

    Being able to swim like Flipper…. would that have anything to do with the fact that he…. Nevermind….

  49. Dem Says:

    this is the funniest thing i’ve read all year.

  50. catch22 Says:

    “Taleon is a bad, bad dude,” one police source said.

    ^^
    ayooooooooooo!

  51. JayDeez Says:

    @ Killum

    Yes it is. That Common “The Light 2008” is the shit too.

  52. KilluminattI7 Says:

    @ JayDeez:

    That Common “The Light 2008″ is the shit too.

    ^^^
    u got a link for thaat?

  53. catch22 Says:

    according to SOHH Taleon and Keyontyli are the newest members of Kanye’s GOOD music label. they are scheduled to drop an album with ‘Ye and Lonnie the mystical homo called breaking and entering.

  54. Dem Says:

    *gay flipper crickets*

  55. JayDeez Says:

    KilluminattI7 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    @ JayDeez:

    That Common “The Light 2008″ is the shit too.

    ^^^
    u got a link for thaat?

    ^^^

    Check back a couple posts. It was posted on Monday.

    Death @ Gay flipper crickets

  56. lo k Says:

    >>>breaking and entering.

    ^^^*ghostrides the (pause)*

  57. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    and rampant homo-ness are Philly, BMore and ATL runnin neck-and-neck (yes homo) as the Modern day Sodom Gomorrah

    ^I know i’m setting myself up for this one but, what homo shit in B-More are you speaking bout?

    ^ *sees Joe unaware of set-up*

    *gets bullhorn*

    *yells*

    “EES A BAUM GEEDAHN!” (c) PhQ

  58. Phuque Says:

    >>Lonnie the mystical homo

    ^^^^

    LMAO…the tradition lives on…

  59. b-ease Says:

    KilluminattI7 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    @ JayDeez:

    That Common “The Light 2008″ is the shit too.

    ^^^
    u got a link for thaat?

    ^^^

    No link to a download, but you can hear that joint at missinfo’s blog (missinfo.tv)

  60. crazy88since88 Says:

    b-ease Says:

    ^^^
    No link to a download, but you can hear that joint at missinfo’s blog (missinfo.tv)

    ^^^
    Applaud miss infos pretty ass…. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  61. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    LOOK AT ELLZ YOUZE SORRY MOFUCKERS NOW COMING TO NAHRIGHT, I STARTED THAT SHIT, I MADE THAT SHIT COOL TO COME HERE AND POST COMMENTS,

    HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TRENDSETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE

  62. crazy88since88 Says:

    No more ty big’s just call me Kenard Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    LOOK AT ELLZ YOUZE SORRY MOFUCKERS NOW COMING TO NAHRIGHT, I STARTED THAT SHIT, I MADE THAT SHIT COOL TO COME HERE AND POST COMMENTS,

    HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TRENDSETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE

    ^^^
    (sees TB71 yellin in CapsLock)

    (88 grabs jamaican ButterKnife)

  63. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    b-ease Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    KilluminattI7 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    @ JayDeez:

    That Common “The Light 2008″ is the shit too.

    ^^^
    u got a link for thaat?

    ^^^

    No link to a download, but you can hear that joint at missinfo’s blog (missinfo.tv)

    I’M PRETTY SURE ESKAY MADE A POST WITH IT A COUPLE DAYS AGO, HOW DARE YOUZE NINJA QUESTION HIS TRENDSETTING LOOK AT WHAT HE BRINGS TO THE TABLE

  64. JayDeez Says:

    That Common “The Light 2008″ is the shit too.

    ^^^
    u got a link for thaat?

    ^^^

    No link to a download, but you can hear that joint at missinfo’s blog (missinfo.tv)

    ^^^

    Naw… check back a few posts.

    LMAO @ Ty… I mean.. Kenard

  65. KilluminattI7 Says:

    awww man..

    **Currently listening to “The Light 2008″**

    Yup, Serena got ‘im lol

    I ain’t mad tho, ts a nice track

  66. crazy88since88 Says:

    No more ty big’s just call me Kenard Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    b-ease Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    KilluminattI7 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    @ JayDeez:

    That Common “The Light 2008″ is the shit too.

    ^^^
    u got a link for thaat?

    ^^^

    No link to a download, but you can hear that joint at missinfo’s blog (missinfo.tv)

    I’M PRETTY SURE ESKAY MADE A POST WITH IT A COUPLE DAYS AGO, HOW DARE YOUZE NINJA QUESTION HIS TRENDSETTING LOOK AT WHAT HE BRINGS TO THE TABLE

    ^^^
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  67. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    (sees TB71 yellin in CapsLock)

    (88 grabs jamaican ButterKnife)

    PRODIGY STOLE THAT SHIT FROM ME TOO, YALL NINJAS KNOW I WAS THE ORIGINAL ALL CAPS TYPING MOFUCKER I MADE THAT SHIT COOL, HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TRENDSETTING, AHHH FUCK IT YOU KNOW THE REST

    also sidenote :

    i apologize in advance cause i’m a run this prodigy shit into the mother fucking ground, I came back at like 2 in the morning last night and saw that post and nearly died like for real, my heart almost stopped I was laughing to damn hard, imagine if I had been high o lawd I’d still be laughing, o wait i am still laughing

    * laughs off into the sunset *

  68. crazy88since88 Says:

    “I DON WAN ENY CHABLE”

  69. KilluminattI7 Says:

    LMFAO like 4 really real at the last 5 comments..

    yall gonna get me ran up out this camp

    SMH

  70. crazy88since88 Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hvNi0VZwc8

  71. JayDeez Says:

    I still can’t believe Prodigy’s dumb ass… true or not.. smfh…

    Go to jail already.

  72. KilluminattI7 Says:

    awwww maaan @ that was before I saw:

    “I DON WAN ENY CHABLE”

    ^^^
    ROTFLMAO

    that shit gets me

    EVERY

    SINGLE

    TIME.

  73. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    swag temerity and chutzpah….. nobody better question the trendsetting and that I didnt bring these three words together to the table, nobody did that shit before me and I have put those three words together since I was in 4th grade…….*daps*

  74. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    crazy88since88 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    “I DON WAN ENY CHABLE”

    ^^ How dare anybody not (c) Hoots for that line he trendsetted typing with an accent ….

  75. KilluminattI7 Says:

    **GHOSTRIDES THE CAPS LOCK**

  76. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xNRYxO9m9s

    ^^^^^^^^

    Masta Ace feat. Punch & Words – Block Episode

  77. catch22 Says:

    ELL’S

    ^^
    what the fuck?

  78. landLORD Says:

    *Andy Pettitte is a Snitch*

  79. crazy88since88 Says:

    Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    crazy88since88 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    “I DON WAN ENY CHABLE”

    ^^ How dare anybody not (c) Hoots for that line he trendsetted typing with an accent ….

    ^^^^
    that line Deserves NOOO (c). ONLY hoots could say some shit like that….lmao. thats a given. *daps HOOTS*

  80. JayDeez Says:

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    *Andy Pettitte is a Snitch*

    ^^^

    Who’s Andy Pettitte? Oh shit.. landLORD back up in this bitch.

    *daps*

  81. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    ELL’S

    = Else …….how dare you not credit his trendsetting on spelling P fathered Akeelah

  82. crazy88since88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    *Andy Pettitte is a Snitch*

    ^^^
    *chokes on Drank*
    *falls out of chair*

  83. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    I am walking around with my button fly open and my lime green boxers peeking out, I am trendsetting right now nobody question what I bring to the table

  84. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    I can’t pretend I’m shocked like electrocution

    cuz any night there could be an execution

    my momma told me that that thug shit will get you buried

    the next day there’s your name in the obituary

    I asked her why we gotta live in this environment

    She said Your grandfather drank up his retirement

    plus when I fucked around and had you I was just a baby

    Just maybe if I wasn’t being miss lady

    things could’ve been a little bit better

    threw on my jeans and my double knit sweater

    I hit the block tryin to find out who got done in

    Who had the gun and who that was I seen running

  85. crazy88since88 Says:

    Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    I am walking around with my button fly open and my lime green boxers peeking out, I am trendsetting right now nobody question what I bring to the table

    ^^^
    (sicks Dog on fuxie)

  86. Big Homie Says:

    Ya’ll motherfuckers are funny as shit…lol

    Hope P gets some grammar lessons in the bing forreal.

  87. crazy88since88 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    Ya’ll motherfuckers are funny as shit…lol

    Hope P gets some grammar lessons in the bing forreal.

    ^^^
    Bang’On’Em = “To Bang on Them”

  88. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Andy Petitte is a Christian, How dare you question his swag temerity and Chutzpah.

  89. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    nobody thought of putting Hennesy or EandJ on a football jersey before me, how dare you question my trendsetting(c) Prodigy

    ^^ Now that was the first and last time I saw that trend, in that video.

  90. moresickaMC Says:

    smh@Maxims eagerness to throw Nas under the bus. 2 &1/2 stars?

  91. crazy88since88 Says:

    Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    nobody thought of putting Hennesy or EandJ on a football jersey before me, how dare you question my trendsetting(c) Prodigy

    ^^ Now that was the first and last time I saw that trend, in that video.

    ^^^
    Nope, Xzibit did that first…

  92. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # JayDeez Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    *Andy Pettitte is a Snitch*

    ^^^

    Who’s Andy Pettitte? Oh shit.. landLORD back up in this bitch.

    *daps*

    ^^ no longer Roger Clemens’ best friend.

  93. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    JayDeez are you a Euro?, No colorful looking guap

  94. DJ Daddy Mack Says:

    nice zinger eskay. lol.

  95. moresickaMC Says:

    If Nasir f&ccs up the production again on this joint…I’m done, moving on to Lupe(no homo)

  96. landLORD Says:

    …. first he snitched to his wife …

    … then he snitched to the Feds …

    … which in turn, led his wife to snitch to the Feds …

    … i bet Andy cried when he gave his deposition …

    ” … i have to face my Lord & Savior Jesus Christ … i cant lie … Rocket shot mad dope … i did it a couple times … when my arm was sore … im sorry … i dont want to go to hell … right Baby? … tell the investigator what i told you about Roger …” (c) Andy Pettitte (true story, basically) …

    … im sorry, Pettitte’s a dirty rat … i hate Clemens too, but WOW … that nigga sang like Vandross ….

  97. JayDeez Says:

    Who’s Andy Pettitte? Oh shit.. landLORD back up in this bitch.

    *daps*

    ^^ no longer Roger Clemens’ best friend.

    ^^^

    Oh aight… I know who u talkin bout now. Good look CiCi.

  98. JayDeez Says:

    Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    JayDeez are you a Euro?, No colorful looking guap

    ^^^

    Am I from Europe? Nah.

  99. crazy88since88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    …. first he snitched to his wife …

    … then he snitched to the Feds …

    … which in turn, led his wife to snitch to the Feds …

    … i bet Andy cried when he gave his deposition …

    ” … i have to face my Lord & Savior Jesus Christ … i cant lie … Rocket shot mad dope … i did it a couple times … when my arm was sore … im sorry … i dont want to go to hell … right Baby? … tell the investigator what i told you about Roger …” (c) Andy Pettitte (true story, basically) …

    … im sorry, Pettitte’s a dirty rat … i hate Clemens too, but WOW … that nigga sang like Vandross ….

    ^^^
    (Super….mannnnnn, Flys High, Wayyyy Up In The Skyyyyy-y-y)

  100. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    how dare anybody question Max B’s trendsetting and chutzpah he is so wavy

  101. pockets Says:

    *scientists exploring underground caves in northern pakistan*

    *discover pod, with pockets inside*

    scientist: my god who is this, hes been here for ages?

    *pockets leaning back on the glass wall of his pod, belt buckle open*

    scientist: my god….the…the…swag!

    *pockets starts humping the wall*

    scientist: the…the…temerity!!!

    *pockets whips dong out*

    sceintist: the chutzpah!!! hes perfect!!

    *pockets gets out of pod, somehow wearing the jordans that came out last nite. even tho hes been in the pod for ages*

    *starts effin a brunette scientist*

    *the assistant eskay, looking like mark jackson with a hunchback, wearing a lab coat is jotting down notes, pushes his glasses up*

    *eskay shoots scientists, pushes pockets back in the pod*

    *apriil 2007*

    *pockets suddenly wakes up and something sparks in his neck. he logs onto nah right and comments for the first time*

    *eskay’s superhuman group of commenting soldiers is complete*

    *jay-z laughs*

  102. crazy88since88 Says:

    Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    No colorful looking guap

    ^^^
    lol.

  103. pockets Says:

    i just wrote a fucking screenplay

  104. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    thats funny…how you gonna give a review of a album without an official tracklist, relase date, without physically hearing it, and shit not even a first single out?…ha.

    zup peoples…been a busy morning…

    so any thoughts of that fat joe diss?…the umpteenth time hip hop has used Phil’s song “In The Air Tonite”

  105. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Prodigy was trippin for that list…jeez

  106. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    i just wrote a fucking screenplay

    ***Yep…”Gigli II”, lol…

  107. pockets Says:

    maxim reviewing this album before it came out is like reviewing rey’s green card…that shit dont even exist…hes illegal…

  108. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    cot damn that Khalil beat is still in my head…crazy…damn to hell if Nas and DJ dont use that production and that song…muhfuhs

  109. sleep Says:

    Best unofficial duo in hip hop history puff & mase not lyrically but swag and dominance over a time span

  110. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    catch22 Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    ELL’S

    ^^
    what the fuck?

    ……Check the prodigy post a couple post back…….

    landLORD Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    *Andy Pettitte is a Snitch*

    * daps Land *

    and word I don’t know how i’m gonna be able to rot for Andy, he didn’t need to perjury himself the conversation was 10 years ago all he had to do is say he doesn’t remember the conversation, he could of said yeah they talked about HGH but about others using it not about him using it specifically

  111. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Let me get this correct, So Maxim never heard any album? They just made that shit up? *late pass for me*

  112. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    maxim reviewing this album before it came out is like reviewing rey’s green card…that shit dont even exist…hes illegal…

    ^^^

    ha…lol.

  113. pockets Says:

    i just wrote a fucking screenplay

    ***Yep…”Gigli II”, lol…

    ^nah its more like caddyshack 3: more Caddy

  114. Dem Says:

    ***Yep…”Gigli II”, lol…

    *ghostride’s JLO before, during and after the twins*

  115. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    be able to rot for Andy

    ^^ Stick him in the fridge ……..How dare anybody question my swag temerity and chutzpah…

  116. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Let me get this correct, So Maxim never heard any album? They just made that shit up? *late pass for me*

    ***I was reading that review, last night…they said there’s some jawn on it called “Fear of A Black Man’s Dick” (none)…that shit didn’t sound official, to me…plus, they said it was dropping in Feb

  117. moresickaMC Says:

    # sleep Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Best unofficial duo in hip hop history puff & mase not lyrically but swag and dominance over a time span
    ^^^
    nawrong…..snoop & dre

  118. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    landLORD Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    …. first he snitched to his wife …

    … then he snitched to the Feds …

    … which in turn, led his wife to snitch to the Feds …

    … i bet Andy cried when he gave his deposition …

    ” … i have to face my Lord & Savior Jesus Christ … i cant lie … Rocket shot mad dope … i did it a couple times … when my arm was sore … im sorry … i dont want to go to hell … right Baby? … tell the investigator what i told you about Roger …” (c) Andy Pettitte (true story, basically) …

    … im sorry, Pettitte’s a dirty rat … i hate Clemens too, but WOW … that nigga sang like Vandross ….

    …. you forgot he snitched on his POPS too, who snitches on there POPS, ol one day i have to give an account of my life to God I’m a snitching rat dumb ass motherfucker

  119. pockets Says:

    he didn’t need to perjury himself

    ^ayoo

  120. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ bay-

    Maxim apologizes for Black Crowes review

    02/26/2008 7:35 PM, AP

    Maxim magazine has apologized for publishing a negative review of the Black Crowes’ new album by a writer who hadn’t listened to the whole CD.

    The review in Maxim’s March issue gives the Crowes’ “Warpaint” a rating of two-and-a-half stars out of five. The band posted an exasperated statement on its Web site last week saying the Maxim writer hadn’t heard the entire album because advance copies weren’t available. The Crowes’ manager, Pete Angelus, said the magazine explained that its review was an “educated guess.”

    Maxim editorial director James Kaminsky responded Tuesday with this statement: “It is Maxim’s editorial policy to assign star ratings only to those albums that have been heard in their entirety. Unfortunately, that policy was not followed in the March 2008 issue of our magazine and we apologize to our readers.”

    A spokeswoman for the magazine contacted by The Associated Press declined to say whether the writer would face disciplinary action.

    music.yahoo.com/read/news/57525729

  121. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    yeah fuxie…they did that same type of ish to the Black Crowes too.

  122. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Maxim fell off hard *ghostrides the death of written publications*

  123. pockets Says:

    Let me get this correct, So Maxim never heard any album? They just made that shit up? *late pass for me*

    ***I was reading that review, last night…they said there’s some jawn on it called “Fear of A Black Man’s Dick” (none)…that shit didn’t sound official, to me…plus, they said it was dropping in Feb

    ^werd, plus they had a review for chappelle on dvd…season 5. that made me suspicious

  124. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    be able to rot for Andy

    ^^ Stick him in the fridge ……..How dare anybody question my swag temerity and chutzpah…

    LMAO

  125. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    The Crowes’ manager, Pete Angelus, said the magazine explained that its review was an “educated guess.”

    ^^ WOW the Chutzpah over there by that writer he must write for the Baltimore Sun(c) the WIRE

  126. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Maxim fell off hard *ghostrides the death of written publications*

    ***Co-sign- it’s almost like that jawn has been taken over by Benzino, or some shit

  127. lo k Says:

    lol @ pockets…

    you still rockin’ the fitted? (no native garb)

  128. pockets Says:

    said the magazine explained that its review was an “educated guess.”

    ^ahahahha, writing for maxim is easier than fuxs moms

  129. moresickaMC Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Let me get this correct, So Maxim never heard any album? They just made that shit up? *late pass for me*

    ***I was reading that review, last night…they said there’s some jawn on it called “Fear of A Black Man’s Dick” (none)…that shit didn’t sound official, to me…plus, they said it was dropping in Feb
    ^^^
    i think that track title is real.ive heard of it frm other sources too.

    wot did Maxim do…review the first version of “what is” and decide the whole album is 2.5 stars.lol@these uppity magazines hatin on black culture

  130. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    that nigga AMare Stoudamire has a tat on his neck that Says “Black Jesus” now thats some hardbody shit, nobody and I mean not even GW can question his swag temerity and chutzpah

  131. crazy88since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
    Maxim fell off hard *ghostrides the death of written publications*

    ***Co-sign- it’s almost like that jawn has been taken over by Benzino, or some shit

    ^^^
    Ironman = 1Mic, MadeMen 5Mics

  132. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Let me get this correct, So Maxim never heard any album? They just made that shit up? *late pass for me*

    ***I was reading that review, last night…they said there’s some jawn on it called “Fear of A Black Man’s Dick” (none)…that shit didn’t sound official, to me…plus, they said it was dropping in Feb

    ^^^

    Nas did a interview a while back saying that one of the tracks he was working/ worked on was called “Fear of A Black Man’s Dick”…at least their research department was up on that lol

    Did Maxim’s department editor really let this shit pass by?

  133. pockets Says:

    you still rockin’ the fitted? (no native garb)

    ^yo u dont even understand. u know that pic of obama decked out in that fly gear in africa? wat im wearing right now makes that look like a three piece suit.

  134. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Ironman = 1Mic, MadeMen 5Mics

    ^^AHAAAAAAAA(c) RatFace Nelson

  135. moresickaMC Says:

    # Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    The Crowes’ manager, Pete Angelus, said the magazine explained that its review was an “educated guess.”

    ^^ WOW the Chutzpah over there by that writer he must write for the Baltimore Sun(c) the WIRE
    ^^
    lol

  136. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    ***I was reading that review, last night…they said there’s some jawn on it called “Fear of A Black Man’s Dick” (none)…that shit didn’t sound official, to me…plus, they said it was dropping in Feb

    …. no that part they got right he does have a song on there called that, i don’t think anyone will dare question Nas’s trendsetting on that one, and definitely don’t look at what he is bringing to the table

  137. pockets Says:

    Did Maxim’s department editor really let this shit pass by?

    ^he let it pass more than fuxs moms coochie

  138. Dem Says:

    if you read maxim for the words, you’re a gay.

  139. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    so whuts this new banner eskay?…

    the door.

  140. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    or the 5th door…

    sorry.

  141. sleep Says:

    Petite is not a rat he is just a good boy who tells the truth like mommy always told him

  142. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
    The Crowes’ manager, Pete Angelus, said the magazine explained that its review was an “educated guess.”

    ^^ WOW the Chutzpah over there by that writer he must write for the Baltimore Sun(c) the WIRE

    ol’ Scott Tempolton ass ninjas

  143. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    no that part they got right he does have a song on there called that, i don’t think anyone will dare question Nas’s trendsetting on that one, and definitely don’t look at what he is bringing to the table

    ^^^^^^^^*SOFA-KING DEAD*

  144. pockets Says:

    if you read maxim for the words, you’re a gay.

    ^werd…cuz u can read stuff besides words

  145. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    damn…lunch time. later.

  146. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Dem Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    if you read maxim for the words, you’re a gay.

    ***It used to be well written and witty, like a PG-rated Playboy…(none)

  147. pockets Says:

    that would be funny if they said they were reviewing the album cover and people took it the wrong way

  148. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    pockets Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    said the magazine explained that its review was an “educated guess.”

    ^ahahahha, writing for maxim is easier than fuxs moms

    * floor *

  149. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Dem Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    if you read maxim for the words, you’re a gay.

    ^^ Just that ‘A’ alone killed me……If Pettite was really a good boy you cant pick and choose when your good boy and when your a cheater, fucking hypocrite bitch. Word to Royer Clemin

  150. crazy88since88 Says:

    Dem Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    if you read maxim for the words, you’re a gay.

    ^^^
    they had 1 good story about the…

    (looks @ blond snowflake, ass out, bent over, MONEYshot)

    …Um… yea…. this is a bad bitch…

  151. pockets Says:

    writing reviews for maxim is like my dream job…

    “…and then, on the third track of nacirema dream, pap says muthafuck fiddy and everybody can suck his dick and he likes penis.”

  152. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***LMAO @

    Could Hip-Hop see an epic rap battle between two titans of culture, knowledge and entertainment? Michael Eric Dyson strongly suggested during a recent outing that he would be recording an album that would respond to Bill Cosby’s upcoming rap album, State of Emergency. “There’s nothing worse than a comedian that’s trying to be serious on a certain level. That could be hazardous to your career. And to your heath,” Dyson, 49, told AllHipHop.com. In 2006, Dyson responded to Cosby’s notions in the award-winning book Is Bill Cosby Right?: Or Has the Black Middle Class Lost Its Mind? “I actually am interested in hearing what he’s got to say…because he’s a funny dude,” Dyson said.

    For the full story log on: allhiphop.com/stories/news/archive/2008/02/27/19347069.aspx

  153. JayDeez Says:

    Well… Meeting Time….

    Holla at yall a little later..

  154. Marcus McFly Says:

    so did maxim Listen to it or not?

    or did they listen to just a little bit of it and gave a review

  155. Prophecy_Projectz Says:

    smh@ this. Maxim is stupid as hell.

    But you know Im starting to wonder if Nas should just scrap ths all and go back to the lab and start over.

    Just let the N!gger album out as a free download or mixtape.

    I understand what hes doing with the album, even agree with it but its just not gonna work in this day and age. People have already made there minds up about the album before it comes out. There’s simply too much pressure and cynicism.

    Im actually scared for him (No Jim Jones @ Rucker, Club, Harlem etc)

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