Man Attacks Diddy’s Hand With Face

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Remember the time Diddy punched that one guy in the face after the dude objected to a rich celebrity macking his girl right in front of him?

Well, the guy who got hit is suing, and so Puff submited a declaration to the court describing the chain of events:

According to him, the victim "continued moving toward me and, without warning, lunged at me. Instinctively, I outstretched one of my hands, which hand was not closed-fisted, to shield myself … any contact between Mr.Rechnitzer and myself was caused by his forward motion against my stationary open hand."


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37 Responses to “Man Attacks Diddy’s Hand With Face”

  1. L.P.CROOKS Says:

    werd?

  2. nation Says:

    dies @ title

  3. L.P.CROOKS Says:

    first…on a saturday…at 11 pm

    on my married witkids gotta hard ass maff (dats right “maff”) class in da mornin shit

  4. L.P.CROOKS Says:

    at least im drunk…and my six yr old nephew just said “wow you smoke”

    response: no. this is a dream. when you wake up in the mornin…you’ll see

  5. nation Says:

    dude… it’s Friday

    aaaaand I’m out

  6. L.P.CROOKS Says:

    LOL ^^^Yessir did I mention Im drunk…5000

  7. $***M-ROC***$ Says:

    “oh, i’m sorry…did you hit my hand with your face?”

  8. $***M-ROC***$ Says:

    maff class on a sunday?

  9. Jay Peso Says:

    LMAOOOOOOOOOO

  10. Jay-Peso Says:

    LMAOOOOO, this made my day!

  11. Nonchalant Misfit Says:

    He was being proactive, trying to preserve his sexy.

  12. thoreauly77 Says:

    the diddy spin machine rolls on.

  13. Ghost writer Says:

    CROOKS is funny as hell…..and diddy ain’t punch that nigga…..he slapped him……lol…..

  14. realbucks Says:

    still laughing at that title.

  15. skinnykennyp Says:

    after diddy walked away from the shyne incident w/o a scratch, i knew i was looking at the new teflon don

  16. BK2LV Says:

    Whoever asked about whats his name/
    fuckem he wack/
    should wear a condom in the booth/
    cause i be fuckin the track/
    And I be in the hood alot/
    so i be ducking the rats/
    the white tee is 4x/
    cause i be tucking the gat/
    take my shit off and knuckle up/
    its nothing to scrap/

    jada-top fi(ten)ve dead or alive

  17. T Nelson Says:

    thats crafty lawyer speak right there

  18. jb142 Says:

    hahahahahahahaahah

  19. 911 Says:

    Lmao.

    Obama is going to win. Nicki Minaj is the best female rapper…and she could get it without question. Youtube her. Kid sister chick can get her insides pillaged also…damn that got graphic quick. No disrespect Jean Grae.

    Salute cOLD. Peace sun.

    the average nigga can’t come to grips…no handles.

    1.

  20. 911 Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayWGKK-qa_k = nicki minaj.

    sheesh…ghost.

  21. moresickaMC Says:

    According to him, the victim “continued moving toward me and, without warning, lunged at me. Instinctively, I outstretched one of my hands, which hand was not closed-fisted, to shield myself … any contact between Mr.Rechnitzer and myself was caused by his forward motion against my stationary open hand.”
    ^^^^
    LMAO!!! Diddy should be on Def Jam Comedy…lol, cant his lawyer give him a better lie?

    quote of the year goes to Diddy…lmao

  22. moresickaMC Says:

    Nicki Minaj is so biting Foxys swag & flow. other than that she decent

  23. cMac Says:

    good night

  24. Dre Says:

    diddy = rainbow

  25. nation Says:

    got something for your face
    fuck Proactiv

    Still an eye blacker, open-handed face-to-palm smacker,
    Good scrapper, cat stacker, good wood packer,

  26. dCs Says:

    what a joke. rich people, man, i swear.

  27. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    this title should win an award of some sort.

  28. Mr. Papagiorgio Says:

    nation Says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 4:51 am
    got something for your face
    fuck Proactiv

    ^^^^lol!!!

    and niggas thought cam was useless. . . .

  29. green eyes Says:

    # nation Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    dies @ title

    ^ ms me too

  30. .::Johnny:Digital::. Says:

    haha classic

  31. HHF Says:

    watch your face, beat up hands (c) Dem Franchise Boys

  32. HHF Says:

    Just give the dude the $300 K and keep it moving Diddy.

  33. G7 Says:

    great explanation Sean

  34. cMac Says:

    whatup

  35. buddyholly Says:

    Just give the dude the $300 K and keep it moving Diddy.

    ^^^ $300k? you on that rock? that nigga be lucky if they settle for $30 and a happy meal. Diddy wouldn’t even spend 300k on the LOX LMAO

  36. ess Says:

    HAHAHAHA. GENIUS! that explains everything

  37. ess Says:

    HAHAHAHA. GENIUS! that explains everything

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