Video: john.he.is (Yes We Can Spoof)

A funny spoof of will.i.am’s Yes We Can video, but this one uses quotes from John McCain.

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143 Responses to “Video: john.he.is (Yes We Can Spoof)”

  1. THE-XFACTA Says:

    1st is the new Last!

  2. Sean Coonery Says:

    Engrep what it do Brethren….Liverpool and Chelsea tied…

    Engrep…..Check out this pic

    i26.tinypic.com/nwmv6u.jpg
    Greenie on the left

  3. THE-XFACTA Says:

    H.N.I.C2>NIGGER
    OB4CL2>NIGGER
    DETOX>NIGGER
    PLEASE HAMMER DONT HURT ‘EM VOL.2>NIGGER

  4. $***M-ROC***$ Says:

    i26.tinypic.com/nwmv6u.jpg
    Greenie on the left

    ^^^
    FOUL!

  5. $***M-ROC***$ Says:

    THE-XFACTA Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    H.N.I.C2>NIGGER
    OB4CL2>NIGGER
    DETOX>NIGGER
    PLEASE HAMMER DONT HURT ‘EM VOL.2>NIGGER

    ^^^^
    what are you basing this on exactly? nigger hasn’t even come out yet.

  6. THE-XFACTA Says:

    # Sean Coonery Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    i26.tinypic.com/nwmv6u.jpg
    Greenie on the left

    ——————-

    *Dies*

  7. cMac Says:

    i26.tinypic.com/nwmv6u.jpg

    DAMN

  8. THE-XFACTA Says:

    # $***M-ROC***$ Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    THE-XFACTA Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    H.N.I.C2>NIGGER
    OB4CL2>NIGGER
    DETOX>NIGGER
    PLEASE HAMMER DONT HURT ‘EM VOL.2>NIGGER

    ^^^^
    what are you basing this on exactly? nigger hasn’t even come out yet.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Whoa there pal you’re pretty swift! I wonder if you also noticed that none of the other albums have dropped yet. Not even the 4th one listed and possibly most anticipated ever
    *irons parachute pants*

  9. Sean Coonery Says:

    Xfacta = Birdman x Young Jeezy

    Lemme stop…Shit is dead…

  10. $***M-ROC***$ Says:

    Whoa there pal you’re pretty swift! I wonder if you also noticed that none of the other albums have dropped yet. Not even the 4th one listed and possibly most anticipated ever
    *irons parachute pants*

    ^^^
    …which begs the question even more: what are you basing your statement on?

    smh @ please hammer vol.2

  11. ODEMIC Says:

    john.he.is = piggybacking on the bandwagon

  12. ODEMIC Says:

    pew nost…

  13. openbooktest Says:

    good work somebody…

  14. 456 Says:

    maurice garland is supernigger’s mild mannered alter ego

  15. $***M-ROC***$ Says:

    damn… it just died out like 50 cent’s musical artistry in this bitch.

  16. EnglandRepresent Says:

    That’s foul Hooters, that ain’t Greenie neither home slice. You’ll be givin ninjas in here the wrong impression

  17. PHOENIXXX Says:

    PHX3 in the house

    cue my theme music

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahDLHffls8U

    for the record

    Paul Mooney>>>>>any comedian breathing

    *theme music on repeat*

  18. nation Says:

    Maurice Garland plans on sticking up a bingo hall for Valentine’s Day

  19. PHOENIXXX Says:

    456, Coonery, Eng Rep what up

  20. nation Says:

    is it just be or does the Little Homie look, for lack of better words, big?

    http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/nasnigger.jpg

  21. EnglandRepresent Says:

    What up Phoneixxx?

    *daps nate*

  22. green eyes Says:

    maurice garland is landLORD’s new alias

    nice try hootie.. i know it hurts that we cant be friends like we once were… tinyurl.com/2nzdob….but you gotta let it go.. run free sweet ferret. run free

  23. PHOENIXXX Says:

    smells like beef in here

  24. green eyes Says:

    nah pheonixx.. aint you get the memo? my chinese new year resolution was to be nice to people

  25. D. Billz Says:

    Maurice Garland robs dice games.

  26. D. Billz Says:

    MTV. Made. Season 8. Episode 13. My wife’s ass (Jean Grae) at approximately the 1:39 – 1:37 marks.

    http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1579178&vid=201704

  27. PHOENIXXX Says:

    I must have missed that memo greeny, good luck with that

    its been some casualties the past couple of weeks though

  28. nation Says:

    Flashing Lights

  29. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    nah pheonixx.. aint you get the memo? my chinese new year resolution was to be nice to people
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    It wouldn’t be you without the Freddy Cruger nails. Kfuf that, mean girls are sexy….

    # D. Billz Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    MTV. Made. Season 8. Episode 13. My wife’s ass (Jean Grae) at approximately the 1:39 – 1:37 marks.

    http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1579178&vid=201704
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Thank GOD for that fast forward icon. Her demeanor just doesn’t say,”M.C.” to me but I have her jawn with Jazzy Jeff on my NahSpace.
    I hate to pick nits but wasup with her nose? couldn’t she put some darker colors around the perimeter(yes, her nose is big enough to have a perimeter) to shade or hide the largeness? lol But thumbs up. Nice Bootay..

  30. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Maybe I need a late pas but WHO THE HELL is Maurice Garland?

  31. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Ola Greenie *hugs* *tweaks nipples*

    *daps SK*

  32. PHOENIXXX Says:

    Maurice Garland is Chuck Norris reincarnated

  33. tyrone biggums Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Maybe I need a late pas but WHO THE HELL is Maurice Garland?

    ….. joins da partystarter in the late pass revolution …..

  34. tyrone biggums Says:

    PHOENIXXX Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    Maurice Garland is Chuck Norris reincarnated

    ….. but how can that be ? Chuck Norris is immortal …..

  35. That Man Says:

    WHO THE HELL is Maurice Garland?

    ^^^
    That’s what his next album should be called.

    Maurice Garland use to sell rocks with Jay back in the sixties. Yeah I said the 60s.

  36. plug Says:

    Flashing Lights
    ——-
    where is it

    I been waitin (c) rae

  37. D. Billz Says:

    tyrone biggums Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    Da PartyStarter Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Maybe I need a late pas but WHO THE HELL is Maurice Garland?

    ….. joins da partystarter in the late pass revolution …..

    ^ (c) the “Nigger” thread

  38. 456 Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Maybe I need a late pas but WHO THE HELL is Maurice Garland?

    ^Maurice Garland smokes cherry flavored newports

  39. Da PartyStarter Says:

    What da deal. ER?
    I just dl’d Ice Cube’s catalog and I’ll be damned if he wasn’t nice. However, I noticed a disturbing trend of Cube taking some M.C.’s hot lines and making them into hooks, i.e. lol(Nappy Dugout, Big Daddy JKane and a few more) As much as I stan Jigga, he couldn’t even be original with his biting? smh. I must really be in a nit picking mood tonight.

  40. tyrone biggums Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    tyrone biggums Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    Da PartyStarter Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Maybe I need a late pas but WHO THE HELL is Maurice Garland?

    ….. joins da partystarter in the late pass revolution …..

    ^ (c) the “Nigger” thread

    * daps billz *

    word good looks, I went on a mini Vaca around the tri-state the last couple of days, i haven’t been near a computer so I had no clue what ninjas was talking about

    * heads to ninja thread *

  41. Da PartyStarter Says:

    ^Maurice Garland smokes cherry flavored newports

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    *China*

  42. That Man Says:

    ^ (c) the “Nigger” thread

    ^^^All questions. All answered with this.^^^

  43. plug Says:

    has nas released a single for n1663r yet?

  44. D. Billz Says:

    lol @ Ty… What it is?

  45. That Man Says:

    Maurice Garland > Consequence’s teeth

  46. tyrone biggums Says:

    @ billz – ain’t shit homie, yo you see the dude went in and did a post on his blog about it, even quoted some of your lines, i need to check out the whole thread before I read his post though

  47. 456 Says:

    maurice garland ghostwrites for souljah boy. he is the true author of YAAHtrickYAAAH!!!

  48. D. Billz Says:

    Maurice Garland is a recurring name in Don Diva and F.E.D.S. magazines.

  49. tyrone biggums Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who still roll up “reefa” with Top paper.

    * ceases to exist *

  50. tyrone biggums Says:

    # Ghost writer Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    Maurice Garland sounds like he sold drugs with Jay-z back in the day

    ….. lmfao damn……

  51. green eyes Says:

    lol aight party.. the nails stay on

    Hola eng, how goes it?
    Billz, Ty, Plug, 456, that man, etc.. evening

  52. D. Billz Says:

    tyrone biggums Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    @ billz – ain’t shit homie, yo you see the dude went in and did a post on his blog about it, even quoted some of your lines, i need to check out the whole thread before I read his post though

    ^Word? Oh shit…

    *carpet*

  53. tyrone biggums Says:

    pockets Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    maurice garland is the alias phuques mom takes when visiting the 37th chamber to get skeeted on by wu, minus ghostface cuz they arent paying him enuff

    * reincarnated only to die immediately *

    ok ok i’m a stop cause then I will never get out of here, but i’m a keep this page open and read the shit later

  54. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Go to Google. Type in Chuck Norris, then click on Lucky dip and read what is says, fuckin hilarity I tells youse.

  55. tyrone biggums Says:

    whatsup Greenie, this Maurice Garland shit is killing me, but I as supposed to leave my house like 20 minutes ago but I can’t look away from the computer

    I have to go I’m mad late

    peace I’ll be back to read all the shit later

  56. That Man Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    lol aight party.. the nails stay on

    Hola eng, how goes it?
    Bthat man, etc.. evening

    ^^^
    Hola, COMO ESTA?

    Spanish…..shoutout. I”m losing it.

  57. ODEMIC Says:

    Maurice Garland enjoys breakin’ wind in public.

    *dreadful silence*

    …it was funny when i typed it

  58. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Maurice Garland is Billz’s government name

  59. D. Billz Says:

    Greens… What it is?

  60. JayDeez Says:

    What up late shift?

    *daps all*

    LMFAO @ this Maurice Garland shit still goin on… Oh shit.. LOL

  61. green eyes Says:

    lol @ odemic

    chillin billz.. procrastinating like a mofo on some shit i gotta do.

  62. 456 Says:

    ask dem hoes, emhm, ask dem hoes ’bout me

  63. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Maurcie Garland can break concrete slabs with his schlong (none)

  64. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Maurice Garland uses Indian street kids as tooth picks (ask pockets)

  65. D. Billz Says:

    EnglandRepresent Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    Maurice Garland is Billz’s government name

    ^You ol’ chime in on a already used joke ass ninja…

    What it is?

  66. Two-Times Says:

    whats crackin tybiggs, 456, greenie, engrep, plug, d. billionz

  67. green eyes Says:

    lol @ ask pockets

  68. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Maurice Garland can melt diamonds with his semen (none)

  69. EnglandRepresent Says:

    You ol’ chime in on a already used joke ass ninja…

    ^^Oh that joke’s already been used? Shiiiiiit, I’m new to this. What’s the hap Billy Bill?

  70. EnglandRepresent Says:

    *daps Two*

  71. green eyes Says:

    hey two-times

  72. JayDeez Says:

    EnglandRepresent Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    You ol’ chime in on a already used joke ass ninja…

    ^^Oh that joke’s already been used? Shiiiiiit, I’m new to this. What’s the hap Billy Bill?

    ^^^^ I recommend you go back to the Nas post. Shit is too funny. Hardest I’ve laughed @ Nah in a while. Maurice Garland is.. i mean was.. a commenter.. With a lifetime record of 1 post, 157 losses.

  73. ODEMIC Says:

    Hey greenie

    *daps Eng, 45, billz, etc*

    Maurice Garland has smoked more cigarettes than Larry King, has a thicker mustache than matthew knowles and was the first southerner to drink out of a mayonnaise jar.

  74. JayDeez Says:

    Maurice Garland is in your crib at this very moment.

  75. D. Billz Says:

    JayDeez Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
    EnglandRepresent Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    You ol’ chime in on a already used joke ass ninja…

    ^^Oh that joke’s already been used? Shiiiiiit, I’m new to this. What’s the hap Billy Bill?

    ^^^^ I recommend you go back to the Nas post. Shit is too funny. Hardest I’ve laughed @ Nah in a while. Maurice Garland is.. i mean was.. a commenter.. With a lifetime record of 1 post, 157 losses.

    ^In all fairness, dude has a sense of humor though (c) his blog. But when your name is always picked at airports to be “randomly” selected, then he should be used to this.

  76. ODEMIC Says:

    your name is always picked at airports to be “randomly” selected

    >>when they search you in the airports, its called a garland sweep.real talk.

  77. 456 Says:

    But when your name is always picked at airports to be “randomly” selected, then he should be used to this.

    ^LMAO!!! Maurice Garland is a freelance weedcarrier when not incarcerated. His resume includes carrying for such illustrious emcees as Rampage, Gillie the Kid and Young Joc

  78. 456 Says:

    Maurice Garland is Katt Williams’ ugly half brother

  79. EnglandRepresent Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    maurice garland was the man who was to be installed in iraq to replace saddam, but the minute he got there he broke into a store, stole a tv and hid out in a cave.

    ^Good lord. lmfao. Where the fuck has pockets been?

  80. D. Billz Says:

    ODEMIC Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    your name is always picked at airports to be “randomly” selected

    >>when they search you in the airports, its called a garland sweep.real talk.

    ^LMAO… oh shit. Let me go to BWI and actually hear that. I’d be too through…

    456 Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    But when your name is always picked at airports to be “randomly” selected, then he should be used to this.

    ^LMAO!!! Maurice Garland is a freelance weedcarrier when not incarcerated. His resume includes carrying for such illustrious emcees as Rampage, Gillie the Kid and Young Joc

    ^LOOOOOL @ “when not incarcerated”… as if a nukka makes a living outta gettin’ booked.

    456… Odemic… What it is?

  81. plug Says:

    ?If Hilary made Bill her vice pesident, would yall vote for her?

  82. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    tinyurl.com/2fcpar

    ^^^ICE t’s wife naked(NSFW)

  83. EnglandRepresent Says:

    I was completely out of the loop when I made my lame Muarice Garland jokes.

    Maurice Garland drives a Big Wheel

  84. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    ?If Hilary made Bill her vice pesident, would yall vote for her?

    ^^No

  85. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Maurice Garland rocks camo du-rags, muscle shirts, nylon sweatpants and BirdMan Lugs with one pants leg up.

  86. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Alright that was lame too.

    Maurice Garland rocks a ski mask as formal attire

  87. 456 Says:

    ?If Hilary made Bill her vice pesident, would yall vote for her?

    ^negatory.

  88. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Maurice Garland has stocking caps of all the colours of the rainbow

  89. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    I read somewhere that atleast 34 of our presidents are from the royal british bloodline and the rest are part of the Illuminati.

  90. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    who is Maurice Garland

  91. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Maurice Garland invented chitlins

  92. Da PartyStarter Says:

    SMH @ the Kcufkery on “Flavor of Love”

  93. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    LF: Erykah Badu has a fat ass

  94. JayDeez Says:

    LMAO @ 456, billz, odemic

    How you gon be a “freelance” weedcarrier.. lol

  95. plug Says:

    ?If Hilary made Bill her vice pesident, would yall vote for her?

    ^^No
    ——–
    keep in mind that 1993 to 2001, everybody was gettin bread…

  96. EnglandRepresent Says:

    who is Maurice Garland

    ^^What is air, what is water, what is life?

  97. 456 Says:

    Maurice Garland invented chitlins

    ^lol. okay now you gettin the hang of it (no)

    Maurice Garland is the Flavor Flav’s 14th child

  98. Da PartyStarter Says:

    How the FUCK (yeah, I HAD ot type “FUCK” this time) do BOTH twins got KCUFFED UP TEEFFES? Them chicks look like Jerome’s illigitimate daughters…

  99. farsideoff Says:

    tinyurl.com/2fcpar

    ^^^ICE t’s wife naked(NSFW)

    —————–
    the most awkward nudes of a person I thought I’d want to see naked…

  100. JayDeez Says:

    What up DPS *daps*

    I forgot to tell u i seen your Pt. 2 the other day.. lol.. smh

  101. JayDeez Says:

    ^^^

    None

  102. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Maurice Garland pisses Old English

  103. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Maurice Garland was an extra on the “What’s Goin’ Down?” episode of “That’s My Mama”

  104. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    googles maurice garland(no homo)

  105. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Maurice Garland’s middle name is ‘Deshaun’

  106. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    *just added Erykah Badu pic to nahspace*

  107. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Maurice Garland has a high top fade

  108. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # JayDeez Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    What up DPS *daps*

    I forgot to tell u i seen your Pt. 2 the other day.. lol.. smh
    ^^^^
    “I got millions of ’em.” All drawn off shit I done heard or seen or whatever. lol

  109. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Maurice Garland used to plait other catz’ hair in up state.
    SMH @ catz sittin’ between another man’s knees gettin’ his hair done..

  110. JayDeez Says:

    DPS where you was at for your regular shift today?

    *Hands Pink Slip*

    Please gather your stuff.

  111. D. Billz Says:

    FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
    I read somewhere that atleast 34 of our presidents are from the royal british bloodline and the rest are part of the Illuminati.

    ^Yup yup (c) Teddy Riley. Glad to know my people are civilizing themselves about that. And I peeped your shoutout the other day.

    “Now ya learnin'” (c) ODB

  112. D. Billz Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    Maurice Garland was an extra on the “What’s Goin’ Down?” episode of “That’s My Mama”

    ^And he only got the part because Randy Watson owed him after he copped that tv from him.

  113. D. Billz Says:

    FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    googles maurice garland(no homo)

    ^Nah right. Start at the “Nigger” thread and read from there.

  114. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # JayDeez Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 10:22 pm

    DPS where you was at for your regular shift today?

    *Hands Pink Slip*

    Please gather your stuff.
    ^^^^

    I actually had to work. SMH@ my kcuffed up priorities. lol

  115. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    Maurice Garland was an extra on the “What’s Goin’ Down?” episode of “That’s My Mama”

    ^And he only got the part because Randy Watson owed him after he copped that tv from him.
    ^^^^^

    Maurice Garland was the fourf member of Sexual Chocolate

    Fourf member of Sexual Chocolate= Fiff Beatle…..

  116. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Maurice Garland likes to relax in leather trousers and a black leather helmet in his ‘down time’.

  117. 456 Says:

    The Maurice Garland tally:

    7 baby mommas
    89 abortions

  118. plug Says:

    …flav has decreased the quality his whole selection, whole collection… his ho selection, of his ho collection…

  119. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Maurice Garland was that dude Chris stomped out last year on “The Wire”.

  120. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Maurice Garland does the “Pocket Knife” at family reunions…

  121. D. Billz Says:

    plug Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    …flav has decreased the quality his whole selection, whole collection… his ho selection, of his ho collection…

    ^lmao… when the Dips were tolerable and accepted as the new hip hop movement on the East. How times have changed…

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    Maurice Garland does the “Pocket Knife” at family reunions…

    ^ *eats pork*

    Yo… just the NAME of that dance suggests some type of off-beat fuckery (c) that ep of “Martin” when he does said dance

  122. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Maurice Garland once starred in a porn film called ‘Don Johnson’

  123. Da PartyStarter Says:

    SMH @ the Snuffleuppagus fur robe Flav is rockin’ during eliminations.

    BTW, Maurice Garland sold Flav that robe out of the back of his ’77 El Camino..

  124. D. Billz Says:

    BTW, Maurice Garland sold Flav that robe out of the back of his ‘77 El Camino..

    ^He sold it outta eskay’s car? Probably after he snuffed him and stole it.

  125. Da PartyStarter Says:

    ^He sold it outta eskay’s car? Probably after he snuffed him and stole it.

    ^^^^

    Hole up..Maurice Garland = Eskay?

    No WAY!!!!! (c) Dr. Evil after being hit in the pills…

  126. PHOENIXXX Says:

    smh @ yall niggas

    Maurice Garland is on suicide watch

  127. D. Billz Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    February 11th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    ^He sold it outta eskay’s car? Probably after he snuffed him and stole it.

    ^^^^

    Hole up..Maurice Garland = Eskay?

    No WAY!!!!! (c) Dr. Evil after being hit in the pills…

    ^Nah. But eskay is the only remaining non-Mexican that owns a El Camino and Gremlin (c) Feces

  128. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Oh SHIT. Maurice G. Garland actually exists on xxlthemag.com!!!

    LMFAO!!!!

    I’ve actually read dude before? Why the hate?
    SMH @ ME suscumbing to the mob mentality (no infamous)

  129. Da PartyStarter Says:

    ^Nah. But eskay is the only remaining non-Mexican that owns a El Camino and Gremlin (c) Feces

    ^^
    I thought it was Pintos and Novas…

    *ghostrides the maverick*

  130. cMac Says:

    I will kill you so fucking hard that you will die to death

  131. PHOENIXXX Says:

    Maurice had it coming (pause)

    everybody gets hazed on nah right (double pause)

    except me.

    I was just ignored till I said

    Bone Thugs>>>>>>>>>>>>Wu Tang

    cue my theme music

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i4sobgouso

  132. PHOENIXXX Says:

    Wish Bone>>>>>>Soulja Boy>>>>>>>Rza

  133. RIGZ Says:

    GOOOOONNNNNNEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS

    http://www.skysports.com/football/league/0,19540,11660,00.html

  134. EnglandRepresent Says:

    Pipe down Rigga.

    *spits on Rigga’s Gooners shirt*

    Yid Army!

  135. nation Says:

    *follows in Pikey fashion*

    jlaik dags?

  136. That Man Says:

    Those two new Blu tracks are nice.

  137. EnglandRepresent Says:

    *follows in Pikey fashion*

    ^^I understand that

    jlaik dags?

    ^^But what the fuck is that???

  138. pockets Says:

    are uuuu seriousssssssss, still with the maurice garlandf

  139. pockets Says:

    maurice garland was the man who was to be installed in iraq to replace saddam, but the minute he got there he broke into a store, stole a tv and hid out in a cave.

    ^Good lord. lmfao. Where the fuck has pockets been?

    ^wadddddupppp G, just hiding out in the caves with my bredgerine with a bunch of textbooks. i said peace to al-bin-fawad-jazeera and now im back son

  140. JayDeez Says:

    @ Pockets

    I said the same shit a few hrs ago.

    When i checked in real quick and seen the MG shit still goin on.. i almost flatlined. Too funny.

  141. Phuque Says:

    *comes back*

    *sees more MG jokes*

    *dies*

    *sees Maurice Garland in back of ambulance with a stethoscope and a 40 oz. of 211 Steel Reserve*

    *offers to fix transmission*

  142. JayDeez Says:

    *checks Nah one last time*

    *sees Maurice Garland in rusty wheelchair, pushin off with one foot, goin backwards down the block.. singing and laughing to himself*

    *cant understand what he’s sayin*

    211 & crack is a helluva drug..

  143. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # JayDeez Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 12:50 am

    *checks Nah one last time*

    *sees Maurice Garland in rusty wheelchair, pushin off with one foot, goin backwards down the block.. singing and laughing to himself*

    *cant understand what he’s sayin*

    211 & crack is a helluva drug..
    ^^^^

    I KNOW the cat you’re talkin’ about!! LOL ALWAYS downtown, ridin’ around backwards. LMAO!!!!!

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