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  1. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    word

  2. blaze22 Says:

    Carter 3

  3. Phuque Says:

    LF: There hasn’t been an entertaining ether in weeks.

  4. blaze22 Says:

    One claim alone seeks $3 quadrillion in damages, almost all of it for personal injury. That’s a 3 followed by 15 zeros — about 250 times the nation’s gross domestic product. A resident of a section of New Orleans that includes the hard-hit Lower 9th Ward filed another claim for $6 trillion, double the annual federal budget.

    ^^^ LMAO

  5. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    LANSKI Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    * dumb nigga alert*

    nah, not dumb by any stretch of the imagination….nigga ask about me…I’m just not a pretentious egghead…fall back, Urkel…

  6. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Phuque Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    LF: There hasn’t been an entertaining ether in weeks.

    ***word…the last entertaining blicka was Eskay vs. Land…

  7. LANSKI Says:

    ^You the type of nigga that’ll make a kid feel bad for carrying too many text books. LMAO

  8. Da PartyStarter Says:

    From our previous episode of “Nah Right”:

    January 7th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    WTF @-

    http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?color=01&navAction=jump&id=14256309

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Do catz still drink forties?
    SMH at urban outffers being about 15 YEARS late and tryin’ to play catch up…

  9. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^You’re the type of nigga that’ll make a black kid feel bad for carrying too may text books. LMAO.

    ***this nigga doesn’t even know me, yet he’s trynna do a personality profile offa one comment…LMAO @ this clown- one of those pseudo intellectual types- the kind of m’fukka that doesn’t impress anyone with their cerebral prowess, except for themselves…stop taking yourself so seriously- nobody else is…

  10. nation Says:

    where will Bill sit? HQ:

    http://www.gizmodo.com/341472/this-video-makes-bill-gates-look-cooler-than-steve-jobs

  11. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    icon’s major pet peeve= pretentious m’fukkas

    if you’re smart, you don’t have to prove it, all the time…big words and random, unsolicited opinions don’t make you Noam Chomksy, aiight?

  12. Phuque Says:

    >>stop taking yourself so seriously- nobody else is…

    ^^^

    *cafepress.com*

  13. pockets Says:

    i saw this bangin chick on the train last nite, i straight up went up to her and asked her for her fax number YEA BOIII

  14. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Do catz still drink forties?
    SMH at urban outffers being about 15 YEARS late and tryin’ to play catch up…

    ***Plug said he still downs 4-0’s…I haven’t had one in like 10, 12 yrs @ least..I used to love those St Ides commercials, LOL…

  15. pockets Says:

    if you’re smart, you don’t have to prove it, all the time…big words and random, unsolicited opinions don’t make you Noam Chomksy, aiight?

    ^indubitably

  16. Phuque Says:

    # pockets Says:
    January 7th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    if you’re smart, you don’t have to prove it, all the time…big words and random, unsolicited opinions don’t make you Noam Chomksy, aiight?

    ^indubitably

    ^^

    *daps pockets, then e-smacks the shit outta him for not getting back to me as promised*

    *no homo*

  17. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    lol @ pox (both comments)- whaddup, fam

  18. pockets Says:

    also on the train last nite a cipher broke out, i wanted to jump in so bad but i didnt for fear they would beat me up

  19. LANSKI Says:

    Whatever sun. . .

    *back to the regularly scheduled programming*

  20. Tiro Says:

    wow…just enough time to throw Lupe under the bus

  21. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    also on the train last nite a cipher broke out, i wanted to jump in so bad but i didnt for fear they would beat me up

    ***LOL….when you said that shit, I automatically pictured you as the arab dude in B-rad’s crew on “Malibu’s Most Wanted” (nhoc)

  22. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LANSKI Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    Whatever sun. . .

    *back to the regularly scheduled programming*

    ***STFU, and log off…your computer’s causing your mom’s vibrator to flicker on and off…

  23. pockets Says:

    *daps pockets, then e-smacks the shit outta him for not getting back to me as promised*

    ^shit phuque, sorry bout that. i remembered about “wat we talked about” like two days ago but i didnt shoot an email, i basically forgot all ’bout “wat we talked about.” also im sorry for making us look extremely gay right now because of alluding to something secretive we’ve been discussing and not outright saying wat it was. all i can say at this point is that i failed

  24. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LOL @ this corny new m’fukka trying to regulate…ol’ DJ Qualls lookin’ ass nigga…

  25. LANSKI Says:

    *wait a minute*

    if you’re smart, you don’t have to prove it, all the time…big words and random, unsolicited opinions don’t make you Noam Chomksy, aiight?

    ^ So I should dumb it down as not to appear, too intellectual?

    I thought this was a place where random unsolicited opinions were welcome?

    I’m not sitting here with a dictionary and thesaurus, it is what it is.

  26. pockets Says:

    ***LOL….when you said that shit, I automatically pictured you as the arab dude in B-rad’s crew on “Malibu’s Most Wanted” (nhoc)

    ^lol but the wack part was i wouldve been the illest one there, everyone else was straight wack. it started when this poetry dude was selling his book of poetry for five bux and these hooligans started reading it and going back and forth with the poet dude. i even knew off the top wat i was gonna say:

    the way i stay spittin ur brains’ll be gone
    cuz i F the track like the train that we ON (we were on the F train)

    SON

    and at the point the beatdown wouldve ensued, it wouldve been perfect

  27. green eyes Says:

    this looks lame…. i guess i should wartch it and give it a chance before passing judgement

  28. Shanti Says:

    icon, green, pockets

    y’all weren’t around this mornin for my hellos. what up.

  29. LANSKI Says:

    This guys a fucking genius.

    Gooch ass nigga.

    LMAO

  30. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LANSKI Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    *wait a minute*

    if you’re smart, you don’t have to prove it, all the time…big words and random, unsolicited opinions don’t make you Noam Chomksy, aiight?

    ^ So I should dumb it down as not to appear, too intellectual?

    I thought this was a place where random unsolicited opinions were welcome?

    I’m not sitting here with a dictionary and thesaurus, it is what it is.

    **that’s not what I’m saying at all, not only are you pretentious, you’re presumptous, as well…that’s an annoying combination, for sure…nobody’s saying “dumb it down”- you have to actually be smart to do that, lol..just turn the pretense down a notch, kiddo

  31. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    whaddup, bay bay?

  32. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    shanteezy, what it easy?

  33. pockets Says:

    hello to both female women shanti and greenz. ive been working on proper etiquette when talking to the female race of women girls.

  34. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    and at the point the beatdown wouldve ensued, it wouldve been perfect

    ***LOL…got the cal on ya…

  35. Da PartyStarter Says:

    pockets Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    ***LOL….when you said that shit, I automatically pictured you as the arab dude in B-rad’s crew on “Malibu’s Most Wanted” (nhoc)

    ^lol but the wack part was i wouldve been the illest one there, everyone else was straight wack. it started when this poetry dude was selling his book of poetry for five bux and these hooligans started reading it and going back and forth with the poet dude. i even knew off the top wat i was gonna say:

    the way i stay spittin ur brains’ll be gone
    cuz i F the track like the train that we ON (we were on the F train)

    SON

    and at the point the beatdown wouldve ensued, it wouldve been perfect

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Kcuf that!!!! Time the stops, start spitttin’ 45-60 seconds before your stop. Speak ya’ Clout(c) GangStarr and step off the train. THAT woulda been ill.

  36. green eyes Says:

    hey shan, icon. lol & hello @ pockets

  37. Da PartyStarter Says:

    I blog, therefore, I am…

  38. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.hhnlive.com/news/more/2154

    ^ Guru To Release New Jazzmatazz Mixtape

  39. pockets Says:

    Kcuf that!!!! Time the stops, start spitttin’ 45-60 seconds before your stop. Speak ya’ Clout(c) GangStarr and step off the train. THAT woulda been ill.

    ^lol

  40. green eyes Says:

    hi party, big homie

  41. k-fed Says:

    haha lupe owned…. yo eskay chek my freestyle

    yall little girls signin the songs hos sing
    im a hustlela like the song hove sing
    my grinder cut up weed like im mowing
    like i chugged ten red bulls i got mo wings (socom 2)
    i do like the casino, lotsa token
    like a runatrain gangbang the bitch choking
    like those viral videos lotsa views
    like the fukin hardy boys lotsa clues
    short fuse border jumpin with pounds, lotsa moves
    back from new york to montreal on the crooze

    all i do is move weig listen to dipset n chek out nah right

  42. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    whaddup, BH…I love Gifted Limited Rhymes Universal (none), but that Jazzamatazz shit just didn’t do it for me (even less)…I liked a couple of tracks offa that joint, but I really dug that Brand New Heavies joint that dropped around the same time..”the Rhythm Rhyme Experience”, I think it was called…that track with Large Professor was ridic…

  43. Big Homie Says:

    Hi Greenie. Long underwear today?

  44. yaboy Says:

    *takes down Out to Lunch sign*

  45. pockets Says:

    lol & hello @ pockets

    ^”lol and hello” to u too as well ma’am and also :), sincerely mr. pockets

  46. pockets Says:

    for some reason “mr. pockets” sounds like a pedophile

  47. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    one day when i was riding on the train i seen 2 pockets talkin/about the nah right reign had fallen/i didn’t say nothing cuz this kid had a goat/half Pakistani, flexing rhymes that he wrote

  48. Shanti Says:

    pockets is hilarious.

    @ icon. im good. my professor just talked to us for about 5 minutes about how he doesnt give a damn if we attend his class because he rarely attended classes and he doesnt feel its necessary. i felt like walking out right then.

  49. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    for some reason “mr. pockets” sounds like a pedophile

    ***FLOOR…

    SO does “Mr. Rogers”…tell me you wouldn’t check the sex offender registry if that m’fukka moved in next to you, constantly changing his clothes by the window and shit, with a big ass trainset and puppets out back….

  50. Phuque Says:

    I can’t read pockets’ comments and keep a straight face…

    Somebody hit me up when he leaves…

  51. green eyes Says:

    lol @ big homie.. nah its back in the 70s. im bare legged and in short sleeves again

  52. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Shanti Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    pockets is hilarious.

    @ icon. im good. my professor just talked to us for about 5 minutes about how he doesnt give a damn if we attend his class because he rarely attended classes and he doesnt feel its necessary. i felt like walking out right then.

    ***LOL…I woulda left like right in the middle of that sentence, paused at the door, then hit him with the head nod (n/h)/chucked deuce…

  53. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    im bare legged and in short sleeves again

    ***Oh, behave! (c) Austin Powers

  54. Da PartyStarter Says:

    “Diamonds for the green eyed lady” or something like that. (C) Lupe

    Wassup, Greenie?

    “Zounds!!!” Whatith speaketh upon thine loins!!! Tis the hour of chicainery!! Tomfoolery abounds!!! We must waylay these charlitains!!May Zues smite thee with alll his smiteness!!” (c) the Intelligent Blogger
    j/k

  55. Shanti Says:

    im bare legged and in short sleeves again

    ***Oh, behave! (c) Austin Powers

    ^^LOL!

  56. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    yaboy Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    *takes down Out to Lunch sign*

    ***m’fukkas was ransacking your cart while you was out- took all your half smokes (n/h) AND your bootleg DVDs….I was gonna say something, but I figured you’d wanna handle it yourself (again, none)

  57. LANSKI Says:

    This is relatively useless sun; apparently you really don’t have a problem with me. I’m not going to edit my shit, that’s me. I’m not changing the pretense none of that shit.

    Just respect it sun.

  58. craptacular Says:

    “To watch this video you need flash 9″

    I lose,

    *shuts down Commadore 64

    yells from basement…”Mom what’s for lunch?”

  59. green eyes Says:

    lol @ icon.

  60. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Lanski- whatever, no hard feelings (50th disclaimer today)

  61. pockets Says:

    SO does “Mr. Rogers”…tell me you wouldn’t check the sex offender registry if that m’fukka moved in next to you, constantly changing his clothes by the window and shit, with a big ass trainset and puppets out back….

    ^lmao werd he had a closet full of home-knit sweaters, most likely produced in his dungeon by an army of 6 year olds. they also keep his converses clean and fresh, for fear of mr. roger’s pcp-induced beatdowns. even cam’ron woulda told the cops if he lived next door

  62. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LOL @
    even cam’ron woulda told the cops if he lived next door

  63. Jamz Says:

    What up to the Nah fam!

  64. franchise Says:

    what up nation! comedy video. alot of hate for a monday afternoon…

    Know The Ledge – word, son!

  65. pockets Says:

    im bare legged and in short sleeves again

    ^even tho thats infidel clothing, i still respect u as a female woman and i respect ur decisions

  66. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    whaddup, Let’s Jam! (no 1993 hair product)

  67. Shanti Says:

    whats goin on jamz

  68. pockets Says:

    but much respect to mr. rogers, he helped make me the young man that i am, in the most non-sexual sense. i turned out fine

  69. Jamz Says:

    Iconic…Shantilly….what’s good!

  70. LANSKI Says:

    @ Lanski- whatever, no hard feelings (50th disclaimer today)

    ^nah, none at all.

  71. It'smesnitches Says:

    The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married — for the fourth time.

    The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.

    “He’s a funeral director,” she answered.

    “Interesting,” the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

    She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she’d first married a banker when she was in her early 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, later on a preacher when in her 60’s, and now in her 80’s, a funeral director.

    The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

    She smiled and explained, “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”

  72. k-fed Says:

    LOLLLL fax number hahaha ima try that one on a drunk ass bitch one day

  73. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    random, but this combination just seemed strange to me…

    news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080107/ap_en_ce/people_chavez_naomi_campbell

  74. State of Grace Says:

    LOL Lupwned, great vid.

  75. Da PartyStarter Says:

    craptacular Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    “To watch this video you need flash 9″

    I lose,

    *shuts down Commadore 64

    yells from basement…”Mom what’s for lunch?”

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Commadore 64…Wow…

  76. Big Homie Says:

    LMAO at Its Me Snitches LMAO

  77. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    but much respect to mr. rogers, he helped make me the young man that i am, in the most non-sexual sense. i turned out fine

    ***It made a lot of sense, when he died, and his obituary said that he was a Penecostal minister, or some ish like that…that explains the soft spoken “hello, friend” mannerisms…PBS was my ish growing up- especially the “Happy Trees” painter guy….

  78. rex hussla Says:

    What would you change in 2008?

    Cormega
    I would change the respect. Hip-Hop has to gain more respect. I’m not just talking for the new guys or the old people; I’m talking about in general. There’s too much bickering and complaining. There’s a lack of respect. When’s the last time we had a female artist put out an album that we all got excited about? When’s the last time a young rapper that everyone could embrace? When’s the last time an old rapper came back and we embraced instead of us segregating and generalizing? Like you got young ni**as talking about these old dudes taking these new dudes shine. That’s corny. That’s an excuse because Lebron James came into the league that was full of all-stars and competitors and he made his way. When Rakim came into the Rap game he made his way! He didn’t complain about Melle Mel and them! It’s like the young dudes have to find their niche and stop complaining. And the older dudes have to show more love to some of the younger guys. I think we have to have a mutual respect, that’s what Hip-Hop is really lacking.

    Baby, Cash Money
    “I would switch the old heads out and let the young ni**as take over. It’s just time for a change. I’m not an old head, I’m an OG.” – LMFAO!! Dude is such a clown…

  79. LANSKI Says:

    . . .good day nah.

    I’m out to do menial design task for pennies on the dollar.

    *out*

  80. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    SMH @ a 45 yr old child molestor named Baby, for denying he’s an old head…ol’ “Have You Seen My Childhood” lookin’ ass nigga….

  81. yaboy Says:

    smh @ icon

    lmao @ crap (?)

  82. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/01/06/kenya.crisis/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

  83. rex hussla Says:

    Anybody else still getting NBA League Pass for free? I chalk one up in the win column everyday for that…

  84. pockets Says:

    Campbell asked if Chavez would appear topless in photos as Russian President Vladimir Putin has done.

    “Why not?” he said. “Touch my muscles!”

  85. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    **Chavez trynna get his Rico Suave on, lol…

  86. State of Grace Says:

    That Kenya shit is crazy icon, my friend was over there working for the UN but he has to sit and chill in Dubai because of all the shit happening.

  87. pockets Says:

    I’m out to do menial design task for pennies on the dollar.

    ^icon u were right about this dude

  88. It'smesnitches Says:

    Say something funny pockets

  89. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    State of Grace Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    That Kenya shit is crazy icon, my friend was over there working for the UN but he has to sit and chill in Dubai because of all the shit happening.

    ***Damn, I’ve been out of touch with the media, lately, but I really had no idea it was that out of hand…Dubai is a nice lil spot (n/h)- the most Westernized/capitalistic spot in the U.A.E., from what I could see….

  90. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    It’smesnitches Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    Say something funny pockets

    ***translation: Tell some jokes, bitch!!!

  91. cmac Says:

    look-a-likes:

    reys head and the phrase “larger than life”

  92. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    It’smesnitches Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    Say something funny pockets

    ***Dance, monkey, dance!!!

  93. It'smesnitches Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    It’smesnitches Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    Say something funny pockets

    ***translation: Tell some jokes, bitch!!!

    ^
    lmao……thx….lol

  94. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    cmac Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    look-a-likes:

    reys head and the phrase “larger than life”

    ***False start…c-mac, offense…etheree is absent….5 yrd penalty, repeat 3rd down

  95. It'smesnitches Says:

    cmac Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    look-a-likes:

    reys head and the phrase “larger than life”

    ^
    lmao…..*zombie rides the fitted*

  96. cmac Says:

    sheitttt….since when did rey have to be here to crack jokes?

    anyways, I’m at the dentist on the treo. I aint do a roll call

  97. Schoolcraft Says:

    t

  98. Schoolcraft Says:

    to

  99. It'smesnitches Says:

    ***False start…c-mac, offense…etheree is absent….5 yrd penalty, repeat 3rd down

    ^
    lmao…..

    Icon is on a roll bitches…….lol

  100. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    cmac Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    sheitttt….since when did rey have to be here to crack jokes?

    anyways, I’m at the dentist on the treo. I aint do a roll call

    ***Put the phone down, and read 6 month old People magazines like everybody else, lol…

  101. Plug Says:

    g

  102. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    From CNN:

    NEW YORK (AP) — HBO’s “The Wire,” which opened its fifth season Sunday, has gotten little recognition in Tinseltown. Executive producer David Simon says that’s fine with him. “The Wire” began its final season Sunday with a focus on the news media. The series has been acclaimed by critics and has a cult-like following — but has earned just one Emmy nomination in four seasons. Simon and George Pelecanos were nominated for writing in 2005 but lost.

    “I don’t give a (expletive) if we ever win one of their little trinkets,” Simon told Newsweek. “I don’t care if they ever figure out we’re here in Baltimore. “Secretly, we all know we get more ink for being shut out. So at this point, we wanna be shut out. We wanna go down in flames together, holding hands all the way.” Each season of “The Wire” has focused on a different aspect of the grit and blight of an American city in decline. Simon feels the show doesn’t get credit for its diverse cast, nearly all of whom had no high-profile prior credits. “Let me indict Hollywood as much as I can on this one,” Simon said. “We have more working black actors in key roles than pretty much all the other shows on the air. And yet you still hear people claim they can’t find good African-American actors. That’s why race-neutral shows and movies turn out lily-white.”

  103. It'smesnitches Says:

    No more jokes?

  104. pockets Says:

    o shiz icon i noticed u wanna battle

  105. It'smesnitches Says:

    All hail king pockets

  106. Shanti Says:

    # pockets Says:
    January 7th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    o shiz icon i noticed u wanna battle

    ^^hilarity will ensue (c) ?

  107. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    o shiz icon i noticed u wanna battle

    **LOL, nah, not really…I just altered a few words from Sadat’s verse from “Punks Jump up to Get Beat Down”

  108. Jamz Says:

    Jokes are for kids.

  109. pockets Says:

    one day when i was riding on the train i seen 2 pockets talkin/about the nah right reign had fallen/i didn’t say nothing cuz this kid had a goat/half Pakistani, flexing rhymes that he wrote

    ^^
    uhhhh check it uh

    uh

    i got cheese for the whip, goat for the curry
    i came to this country on a boat in a hurry
    cuz homie u know i get wat i have to
    i didnt know the icon really spits like a statue
    u killin the vibe so be quiet
    if u trillbert arenas im o.g. bryant

  110. cmac Says:

    ok bout to get a root canal n shit

  111. It'smesnitches Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    pockets Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    o shiz icon i noticed u wanna battle

    **LOL, nah, not really…I just altered a few words from Sadat’s verse from “Punks Jump up to Get Beat Down”

    ^
    *sounds of crowd from “yo momma” show*

  112. pockets Says:

    o shiz icon i noticed u wanna battle

    **LOL, nah, not really…

    ^oh shit sorry, nvm my last comment. dont even look at it

  113. Jamz Says:

    cmac Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    ok bout to get a root canal n shit

    ^^U ole’ raggedy mowfed rascal…

  114. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ pockets-

    you lil olive oyl-slash-gargoyle/pussy cat wrapped up in aluminum foil, ready to boil/i’mma tear the skin off ya ass (none) with 10 knuckles/rhymes so sweet, they make me chuckle like a name buckle

  115. Da PartyStarter Says:

    pockets Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
    one day when i was riding on the train i seen 2 pockets talkin/about the nah right reign had fallen/i didn’t say nothing cuz this kid had a goat/half Pakistani, flexing rhymes that he wrote

    ^^
    uhhhh check it uh

    uh

    i got cheese for the whip, goat for the curry
    i came to this country on a boat in a hurry
    cuz homie u know i get wat i have to
    i didnt know the icon really spits like a statue
    u killin the vibe so be quiet
    if u trillbert arenas im o.g. bryant
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    “Bang , Cha-Pow!!” (c) Dude on The Chapelle Show, lol

  116. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    if u trillbert arenas im o.g. bryant

    ***I actually like that line, lol…

  117. Da PartyStarter Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    @ pockets-

    you lil olive oyl-slash-gargoyle/pussy cat wrapped up in aluminum foil, ready to boil/i’mma tear the skin off ya ass (none) with 10 knuckles/rhymes so sweet, they make me chuckle like a name buckle

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    No bitin’ (no Mike Tyson) Mills Lane voice

  118. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ DPS- “oops, Pow, surprise”, lol

  119. Da PartyStarter Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    @ DPS- “oops, Pow, surprise”, lol
    ^^^^
    Yeah, what he said,lol

  120. pockets Says:

    im the pakman
    eat dudes liek pacman,
    no homo like that man,
    whos homo u that man
    im dead real
    u dead eel
    in china, u dead meal
    u dead like rey on a treadmill

  121. pockets Says:

    truce icon

  122. cmac Says:

    a 12 year old boy is being held on murder charges for beating a todler to death.

    the boy says that she was crying while he was trying to watch TV.

  123. It'smesnitches Says:

    u dead like rey on a treadmill

    ^
    WOW……(c) Flavor Flav

  124. Da PartyStarter Says:

    pockets Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    im the pakman
    eat dudes liek pacman,
    no homo like that man,
    whos homo u that man
    im dead real
    u dead eel
    in china, u dead meal
    u dead like rey on a trea
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    Lemme get some(nope, not never):

    Your style’s inflated like the stats of the Rocket,
    Like Lisa lopez, you dead and outta socket,
    You corny like Mike Myers and the skit called “Sprokets”
    And i’ma tell your boyfriend, “Don’t get out of Pocket”(No)

    “Oop, pow, surprise!!!”
    Eeerrrrrahhh(Melle Mel growl)

  125. cmac Says:

    jamz… I grew up in the hood. we aint have insurance

  126. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I miss battling, ciphers, all that shit- I used to be pretty good, too…but shit, I’m like 30 something yrs old, and that shit would be certified corny, lol…what I’mma rap about, “nigga, you gay, yeah I said it, you gay/diversify yo bonds, punk re up your 401k, cuz you gone need that shit one day”

  127. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *COMES OUT FROM LURKING*

    new Juan Epstein episode.

    http://www.rosenbergradio.com

  128. Phuque Says:

    >>u dead like rey on a treadmill

    ^^

    *discombobulates*

  129. Da PartyStarter Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    I miss battling, ciphers, all that shit- I used to be pretty good, too…but shit, I’m like 30 something yrs old, and that shit would be certified corny, lol…what I’mma rap about, “nigga, you gay, yeah I said it, you gay/diversify yo bonds, punk re up your 401k, cuz you gone need that shit one day
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Co-signs

    I got stories… But if you ain’t murderin’ or slingin’ you ain’t rhymin to these young cats. I could still bust a 16 but no, I won’t embarrass myself for a child that doesn’t truly know the culture and doesn’t have the patience to learn.

  130. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    And i’ma tell your boyfriend, “Don’t get out of Pocket”(No)

    ***LOL

  131. cmac Says:

    that man must be watchin the roger clemons interview. that shit is the headlines right now

  132. Jamz Says:

    cmac Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    jamz… I grew up in the hood. we aint have insurance

    ^^True dat…I know this dude who’s only 31 and he already has false teeth because all of his real teeth have fallen out from cavity creeps and gum disease. He has some pearly tans now though…

  133. It'smesnitches Says:

    Okay……uh check it

    U can ask around his hood and nobody knows pockets
    cause Nah Right is the only place with broke pockets
    u heard me loud and clear cause homey the mic’s on
    this is a place where stars chill so you’re not an icon

  134. Phuque Says:

    U can ask around his hood and nobody knows pockets
    cause Nah Right is the only place with broke pockets

    ^^^

    Using the same word at the end of each line = still not Hip Hop

  135. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @DPS…yeah, but that’s what they’ve been force fed, since they were born, you know? Million dollar vidoes and shit….Cats our age, we can remember when hip hop was more organic…back when talent trumped marketing, because there was no such thing as a marketing campaign for a rapper, outside of promo posters and doing dope shows…some younguns have gravitated towards the underground, though, and I think that underground hip hop has done a decent job of maintaining their integrity…

  136. Da PartyStarter Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    @DPS…yeah, but that’s what they’ve been force fed, since they were born, you know? Million dollar vidoes and shit….Cats our age, we can remember when hip hop was more organic…back when talent trumped marketing, because there was no such thing as a marketing campaign for a rapper, outside of promo posters and doing dope shows…some younguns have gravitated towards the underground, though, and I think that underground hip hop has done a decent job of maintaining their integrity…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    Yeah, there’s hope. Just not in the mainstream.
    I’m out. Peace Nah.

  137. pockets Says:

    U can ask around his hood and nobody knows pockets
    cause Nah Right is the only place with broke pockets

    ^i barely know urs but u know my name snitch
    im’a just say im the reason for ur myspace pic

  138. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    im’a just say im the reason for ur myspace pic

    ***AYO?

  139. Phuque Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    January 7th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    im’a just say im the reason for ur myspace pic

    ***AYO?

    ^^^

    I concur.

  140. pockets Says:

    im’a just say im the reason for ur myspace pic

    ***AYO?

    ^loll

    i feel these battles are getting hostile

    ima go study…or watch a movie lol later

  141. pockets Says:

    ok btw, his myspace pic is of someone crying…so i mean like….aii watever nevermind…i meant that i made him sad…i mean no homo but u know wat im saying rite

  142. It'smesnitches Says:

    pockets Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    U can ask around his hood and nobody knows pockets
    cause Nah Right is the only place with broke pockets

    ^i barely know urs but u know my name snitch
    im’a just say im the reason for ur myspace pic

    ^
    U talking bout my pic cuz I’m getting u vex boy
    U live at home where they use a camel for a sex toy

  143. That Man Says:

    # pockets Says:
    January 7th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    im the pakman
    eat dudes liek pacman,
    no homo like that man,
    whos homo u that man
    im dead real
    u dead eel
    in china, u dead meal
    u dead like rey on a treadmill

    ^^^

    SHOTS FIRED, pockets??!!!

    Lol

  144. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    rhyme battle goin huh?

  145. pockets Says:

    U can ask around his hood and nobody knows pockets
    cause Nah Right is the only place with broke pockets

    ^i barely know urs but u know my name snitch
    im’a just say im the reason for ur myspace pic

    ^
    U talking bout my pic cuz I’m getting u vex boy
    U live at home where they use a camel for a sex toy

    ^u got 16 friends, one of which is tom
    that leaves 15, one of his which is moms
    now u got fourteen, minus ten cousins
    which leaves four ppl that thing ur musics nothin!

    PEACE

  146. pockets Says:

    U can ask around his hood and nobody knows pockets
    cause Nah Right is the only place with broke pockets

    ^i barely know urs but u know my name snitch
    im’a just say im the reason for ur myspace pic

    ^
    U talking bout my pic cuz I’m getting u vex boy
    U live at home where they use a camel for a sex toy

    ^u got 16 friends, one of which is tom
    that leaves 15, one of his which is moms
    now u got fourteen, minus ten cousins
    which leaves four ppl that think ur musics nothin!

    PEACE

  147. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    the fight story by Cipha on Juan Epstein is classic…ha.

  148. pockets Says:

    SHIT DOUBLE COMMENT SON

  149. That Man Says:

    >>>U live at home where they use a camel for a sex toy

    ^^^
    This line made me laugh.

    Is the cal on ya?

  150. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^u got 16 friends, one of which is tom
    that leaves 15, one of his which is moms
    now u got fourteen, minus ten cousins
    which leaves four ppl that think ur musics nothin!

    ***LOL…1 Pac, 2 pac, 3 pac…one..4pac 5pac 6pac, none…(c) Eminem, or whatever the fuck he said…

  151. Big Homie Says:

    Oh shit..step away for a meeting and come back to a rap battle.

  152. pockets Says:

    1 Pac, 2 pac, 3 pac…one..4pac 5pac 6pac, none…(c) Eminem, or whatever the fuck he said…

    ^lmao

  153. JIMMY SWAGGART Says:

    jayonce

  154. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    Oh shit..step away for a meeting and come back to a rap battle.

    ^^^

    same here sir.

  155. Big Homie Says:

    *beat boxes*

    *makes a beat hitting the desk*

  156. Big Homie Says:

    *notices everybody got all quiet*

    Damn is my beat making that bad?

  157. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    *beat boxes*

    *makes a beat hitting the desk*

    ^^^

    *spills bucket of piss and greasy oily substance on floors, sticky shoes ensues*

    *turns off lights except 3 single bulbs in the front*

    plugs in bent dusty microphone and 2 huge old half blown (none) speakers*

    lets go.

  158. That Man Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    January 7th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    *beat boxes*

    *makes a beat hitting the desk*

    ^^
    *slides across the floor on his head*

  159. It'smesnitches Says:

    pockets Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    U can ask around his hood and nobody knows pockets
    cause Nah Right is the only place with broke pockets

    ^i barely know urs but u know my name snitch
    im’a just say im the reason for ur myspace pic

    ^
    U talking bout my pic cuz I’m getting u vex boy
    U live at home where they use a camel for a sex toy

    ^u got 16 friends, one of which is tom
    that leaves 15, one of his which is moms
    now u got fourteen, minus ten cousins
    which leaves four ppl that thing ur musics nothin!

    PEACE

    ^
    I’m gald u can count but your fright face stays
    and why you’re so fond of my myspace page
    you’re gay so if you got guns ur eager bust’em
    but I’ma have u sweatin’ like your family when they’re leavin through customs
    U on some other drug but u should stick to the kush
    I saw your family photos u even got a picture with Bush

  160. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Mark Twain short story called The War Prayer

    http://www.youtube.com/MarkosProduction

  161. It'smesnitches Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    Mark Twain short story called The War Prayer

    http://www.youtube.com/MarkosProduction

    ^
    Thats really u?

  162. skinnykennyp Says:

    so did this guy get fired or not?

  163. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^
    Thats really u?

    ^^^

    what you mean?…

  164. It'smesnitches Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    ^
    Thats really u?

    ^^^

    what you mean?…

    ^
    Is that u talking and di u really make the vid?

  165. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    skinnykennyp Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    so did this guy get fired or not?

    ^^^
    whats this dude talkin bout. you tlak8in about the video?…it’s a skit mayne.

  166. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^
    Is that u talking and di u really make the vid?

    ^^^
    it would be dope but no.
    naw homie, unless I was super deep-voiced, 66 year old actor i.e. Peter Coyote. made by a guy named Markos Kounalakis, a journalist for the Washington Post.
    http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_Prayer_%28story%29

  167. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    but I am workin on something, a short story/ poem about Mark Twain…got a few homies that illustrate and do graphics and possibly soem video stuff liek that…maybe I can put something together…

  168. yaboy Says:

    anyone see ‘No Country for Old Men’?

  169. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    yaboy Says:

    January 7th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    anyone see ‘No Country for Old Men’?

    ^^^

    not yet but I heard it was dope. I’m actually reading another story of the author of that story…seems really good.

  170. Jay aka Midnyte Says:

    Yo that girl had me crackin up!

    http://www.waymorethanmusic.com

    “Money is the answer to most things, except selling a Lupe Fiasco record.” lol

  171. Lanna Jouja Says:

    whats up I’m new

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