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Curtis Hearts Elvis

You believe this shit? Three 6 Mafia, Curtis and Beyonce signing the praises of one Elvis Aaron Presley on a special that aired a couple of weeks ago. Somebody run and tell Chuck D.


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180 Responses to “Curtis Hearts Elvis”

  1. I Fux Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    Pimp C with a finger in his bootyhole equal the exact Lattitude of the Equater

  2. OnPoint Says:

    Uno

  3. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    Last

  4. Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    I know Mick Swagger

    ^ I know Dem and Dem aka GOMW,P. Good people, those guys.

  5. Phuque Says:

    *…..*

  6. It'smesnitches Says:

    Not U

  7. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    I Fux Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    Wait what is this Furious and Wes know each other beyond Nah ………..damn its like a super family here at nah between*EDIT* Highsaiah and Shanti, Feces and Greeny, Plug and Foe Keri and Furious ………Billz and icon similarly being at the same place all the time …….[||]

  8. Paperstacker Says:

    About time a 50 cent post was due. (sarcasm)

  9. KonishiwaBitches Says:

    haha…

  10. OnPoint Says:

    Its been a while since I got number one spot….I gotta work harder

  11. Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    Without Elvis, there would be no Elvis impersonators.

  12. I Fux Says:

    nation Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    Pimp C stomped out Atlantis, creating what we know as the Mediterranean Sea, because he didn’t want Atlantis to be the South

  13. I Fux Says:

    pockets Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    Pimp C was supposed to be drafted during vietnam, but then they saw his toes. they claimed his toes were so nice, they couldnt send him to war.

  14. Joe 88 Says:

    Muthafuck him & john wayne

  15. I Fux Says:

    pmass Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    As further proof of Pimp C’s mastery of all things directional, take notice to the above picture……Pimp C does not drive….driving is not “Trill”….he just tells his car where the fuck to go…..Don’t be fooled by him sitting in the driver’s seat……

  16. I Fux Says:

    landLORD Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    … Tony Sunshine (AYOOO?) > Pimp C …

    ^^^DONT KNOW WHY BUT *PISO*

  17. Paperstacker Says:

    shattered pelvis> Elvis

  18. Angy Black Man Kheri Wes Says:

    im out till tomorrow good people!

  19. I Fux Says:

    pockets Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    pimp c bends the space-time continuem to smack fire out of rappers yesterday that he will have beef with tommorrow.

  20. Joe 88 Says:

    Broken equipment music > The current state of hip hop

  21. I Fux Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
    Pimp C invented time travel just by knowing where everything is before its even on a map, therefore always being where he needs to be 17 and a half minutes before anyone is suppossed to be there ……….EST of course

  22. eskay Says:

    >>About time a 50 cent post was due. (sarcasm)

    come on yo, in case you haven’t noticed, I’ve had a moratorium on Curtis related posts for a minute now. The only ones have been the Soundscan joints and those were mandatory.

  23. I Fux Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    Arizona can no longer acknowledge daylight savings time as punishment for Pimp C confusing the state with Atlanta. It is rumored that he can only read the letter “A” on paper.

  24. OnPoint Says:

    pockets Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    pimp c bends the space-time continuem to smack fire out of rappers yesterday that he will have beef with tommorrow.

    ^^^Pockets has to be the funniest mug on this itch….what he say yesterday, something about going back to the past to fuck someones mom and giving birth to himself…dude a fool

  25. I Fux Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    Once High off of his mind on Sizzurp and Kush with a tinge of Crack/Dust Pimp C found Waldo, Keep it on the Low Though

  26. GSeven Says:

    D’Evils > Elvis

  27. mr. meen Says:

    um whats up snitches fux eskay everyone else…joe dem various and sundry commisioners..

  28. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    The closest person blacks have to Elvis is Tupac..lotta Tupac impersonators running round here with tattoos and rape charges thinking they gangsta cause they got shot a few times.

  29. landLORD Says:

    … i can ride with Mike on the dog cases (blackdogs are of the devil) … but he is obviously a slow learner in most aspects of life … that was all too obvious on the football field, where other than the occasional highlight-film run, or the 85 yard spiral out of bounds, Mike was clueless as to what defenses were doing … he was playing flag football QB …

  30. I Fux Says:

    *daps Meen*

    Phuque Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
    Pimp C invented OnStar….which is powered by Trill ™

  31. Phuque Says:

    # OnPoint Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    pockets Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    pimp c bends the space-time continuem to smack fire out of rappers yesterday that he will have beef with tommorrow.

    ^^^Pockets has to be the funniest mug on this itch….what he say yesterday, something about going back to the past to fuck someones mom and giving birth to himself…dude a fool

    ^^^

    Word…he said that shit about me…that ninja is all kinds of retarded…

  32. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    Waddup Meen, Land

    Evisu>Elvis

  33. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    if youre still online Keri…

    Furiou$tylez…I’m So Chicago Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    yeah that was crazy she was a sweetheart she came up to Northern a couple times and i did the same, she was a freak i was trying to nail her and one of her buddies, but she said i would think differently of her, but she told me she messed wit chicks and wouldnt let me hit her girlfiriend…real bullshit!

    yea my nigga across the street ended up hittin it after i did and he told me about her devolping a fixation for girls…

    you know tiff was cool, but she was a little whoreish…

    she would fuck a niggas car, dont get it twisted…

    and i always had some loot in my pocket, so thats why she went for me…

    but ima cheap nigga, so as soon as she gave me some pussy and started askin for shit, i sent her on her way…

  34. Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    Handcuffed kids steal U.S. border agent car, http://www.tinyurl.com/yrcjzk

    “As the agent was doing his search, he left the vehicle running and the keys in the ignition, so one of the lads, still wearing handcuffs, grabbed the steering wheel and they headed back to Mexico,” a police spokesman said.

  35. Rey Says:

    “Signing the praises” SIGNING? Dangit, Eskay..

    NEW POST OVER AT MY SPOT!

    CurrLisTo– Don’t Stop Believing.

    HIGHSaiah Thomas have a Nah aka?

  36. I Fux Says:

    @ Dem

    that Mexican kid was powered by Trill â„¢

  37. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    You believe this shit? Three 6 Mafia, Curtis and Beyonce signing the praises of one Elvis Aaron Presley on a special that aired a couple of weeks ago. Somebody run and tell Chuck D.

    i was on nahright talkin about that shit when this was on…

    i didnt watch it all, but i saw 3-6 and it caught my eye…

    i made a comment about elvis turning in his grave while 3-6 is sampling his shit…

  38. I Fux Says:

    pockets Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    the last two people Pimp C had a problem with were Biggie and Pac

  39. Phuque Says:

    # I Fux Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    @ Dem

    that Mexican kid was powered by Trill â„¢

    ^^

    lol

    *pats self on back*

    *no self-homo*

  40. mr. meen Says:

    34.

    “As the agent was doing his search, he left the vehicle running and the keys in the ignition, so one of the lads, still wearing handcuffs, grabbed the steering wheel and they headed back to Mexico,” a police spokesman said.

    *applauds*

    *daps fux and highasiah (best name in a while maybe since mr. meen) thomas

  41. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    Furiou$tylez…I’m So Chicago Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    yeah that was crazy she was a sweetheart she came up to Northern a couple times and i did the same, she was a freak i was trying to nail her and one of her buddies, but she said i would think differently of her, but she told me she messed wit chicks and wouldnt let me hit her girlfiriend…real bullshit!

    yea my nigga across the street ended up hittin it after i did and he told me about her devolping a fixation for girls…

    you know tiff was cool, but she was a little whoreish…

    ^^^Oh shit..Tiff with birthmark by her mouth? That works at the waffle house? With the license plates that sat Tiff?…

  42. Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    Looking Elvish > Liking Elvis

  43. I Fux Says:

    pockets Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    pimp c was drafted to the chicago cubs and won a championship for them. but during the celebration someone stepped on his perfect toes. he proceeded to go back into time and never participate with the team, thereby cursing them to with the pimp c toe curse.

  44. GSeven Says:

    good evening Nah. good afternoon to those on the west coast(phuque & fux)

  45. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    # Rey Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    HIGHSaiah Thomas have a Nah aka?

    *shows this nigga my certified NR backstage wordpress pass*

  46. I Fux Says:

    I FOUND THE WINNER FOR FUNNIEST COMMENT *drum roll*

    Two-Times Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    Y’all better hope Pimp C doesn’t read this blog… I know Bun B does…

  47. Paperstacker Says:

    the landlord Says:

    March 22nd, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    Cant wait to see the GOD rock that pink Kufi…no homo…DIPSET BITCH….

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    LMAO

  48. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    ^^^Oh shit..Tiff with birthmark by her mouth? That works at the waffle house? With the license plates that sat Tiff?…

    lol…nah, nah, the other Tiff with the birthmark on her left tiddymeat…

  49. Phuque Says:

    G 4 + 3 More – what it do

  50. I Fux Says:

    nation Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    Pimp C corrected the proverb “All Roads Lead to Rome”. He realized that when he wrote that, his pimp was wasn’t real strong. He meant “All Roads Lead to Roam” as in, you can walk all you want, but only i know exactly where you’re going, and Atlanta is not the south bitch

  51. Paperstacker Says:

    eskay Says:

    March 22nd, 2006 at 5:31 pm
    yo for real, whoever’s cloning Cipher, keep it up and you’re gonna have every comment deleted. I see your IP address doggie so play me sweet.

    TheCipher Says:

    March 22nd, 2006 at 5:32 pm
    ^^^ go fuck yourself!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    lol, old nah was crazy

  52. I Fux Says:

    lo k Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    Pimp C is currently mapping out the Matrix… you can expect to find it for sale in the deluxe edition re-issue of his CD come Christmas time…

  53. GSeven Says:

    I Fux Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    I FOUND THE WINNER FOR FUNNIEST COMMENT *drum roll*

    Two-Times Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    Y’all better hope Pimp C doesn’t read this blog… I know Bun B does…

    ====
    lol. he was living fairytales for real. classic two-times.

  54. mr. meen Says:

    lol, old nah was crazy

    ^
    funny how time flys…

  55. Rey Says:

    Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    # Rey Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    HIGHSaiah Thomas have a Nah aka?

    *shows this nigga my certified NR backstage wordpress pass*

    ^^^

    Hey, Captain Take-Offense, or, I wasn’t trying to bounce you out, I’m just wondering if you’re a reg with a goofy new name, or some old vet with a goofy new name, or just some new guy…with a goofy new name.

  56. I Fux Says:

    Mr. MEEN Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    pimp c isnt a topic to be discussed, pimp c is life.

    The first rule of pimp c is dont talk about pimp c

  57. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    i got $50 two-times is gonna come back reincarnated as a ja rule fan…

    who wanna bet?

  58. I Fux Says:

    *daps 7* you know that 2x I tell ya’

    I Fux Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    Pimp C’s direction is direction in an of itself and ingrained into our brain on anything remotely concerning his directional prowess therefore we have been on point all thread

  59. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    I need some fuckin weed….about 4 months ago all the dealers I know all got jobs.

    Quick phone convo with my dealer

    Me:Yo whaa gwaan king? Mi waan 2 dime bag a weed( I speak in jamaican on the phone just in case the american cops are listening they wont get what I’m saying.

    Dealer: Oh aight cuz..hold on

    Me: *holdin on* cause I think the nigga counting money or going to get the weed.

    Dealer: Oh aight..naw my manager had just walked by..i aint got my bluetooth on…but yo..I don’t get outta work till 9 pm yo.

    Me: Aight yo

    *slams cellular phone down on the reciever*

  60. Joe 88 Says:

    *Currently listening to Jay-Z “The return”*

    *Hears blueprint lyrics over new beat*

    *Lowers head*

  61. I Fux Says:

    lo k Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Pimp C is the malt beverage version of Hi-C with the shiny packaging that’s too trill to spill…

  62. GSeven Says:

    racism in the United States is outta control right now. Vick, OJ, Jena, and now they wanna put an asterix besides Barry Bond’s record?? Shit’s dispicable.

  63. Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    # Paperstacker Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    eskay Says:

    March 22nd, 2006 at 5:31 pm
    yo for real, whoever’s cloning Cipher, keep it up and you’re gonna have every comment deleted. I see your IP address doggie so play me sweet.

    TheCipher Says:

    March 22nd, 2006 at 5:32 pm
    ^^^ go fuck yourself!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    lol, old nah was crazy

    ^^ old nah would stomp new nah in broad day, then shoot up it’s block.

  64. I Fux Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    Pimp C gave Greenland it’s name in order to avoid anyone finding the glorious amount of Trill located in Iceland.

  65. I Fux Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    Pimp C is in the picture of the last supper Pointing in the Right Direction

    Mr. MEEN Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    Pimp C once had a sip of lean that wasnt to his liking. Spitting it out he created the phenomenom known as making it rain.

    _________followed directly by this comment which made me hit the *floor*

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    I’m going to go out on a limb and say this already….Yung Berg isn’t as bad as people make him out to be he has some swag to him………

    That sexy lady remix with jimmy jones and rich boy is kind of hot…

  66. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    # Furiou$tylez…I’m So Chicago Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    ^^^Oh shit..Tiff with birthmark by her mouth? That works at the waffle house? With the license plates that sat Tiff?…

    lol…nah, nah, the other Tiff with the birthmark on her left tiddymeat…

    ^^^Whew..that was close…Yea that Tiff is whoeish..Tiff with the mouthmark is a queen…pwahahha

    ________________________________

    # Rey Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 6:09 pm

    Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    # Rey Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    HIGHSaiah Thomas have a Nah aka?

    *shows this nigga my certified NR backstage wordpress pass*

    ^^^

    Hey, Captain Take-Offense, or, I wasn’t trying to bounce you out, I’m just wondering if you’re a reg with a goofy new name, or some old vet with a goofy new name, or just some new guy…with a goofy new name.

    ^^^What in my response signified that I took offense to you asking? Was it the fact I called u a nigga?…

  67. Phuque Says:

    lmao….that Pimp C thread was classic….

  68. I Fux Says:

    eskay Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    best. thread. ever.

  69. I Fux Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    Pimp C leaned the tower of piza with some sizzurp and subsequently left it like that cuz the tower of Piza didnt know what time it was in Atlanta

  70. Rey Says:

    ^^^What in my response signified that I took offense to you asking? Was it the fact I called u a nigga?…

    ^^^

    Sounded a bit aggy to me. Or, Read a bit aggy. Whatever, Aggy’s somewhere in there, word to Texas College football. I don’t think I’ve ever taken offense at being called a “nigga”.

    Anyway, it’s not important.

    *tosses HighThom a mento*

  71. Paperstacker Says:

    and now they wanna put an asterix besides Barry Bond’s record?? Shit’s dispicable.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Blame Mark Ecko for that one.

  72. I Fux Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    *sees ferret footprints*

    *turns on SummerJam Screen*

    tinyurl.com/38a5wc

  73. Joe 88 Says:

    Havoc Says:
    “Kanye west can eat a dick”

    ^WoW, this will never get old

    *Goes to youtube to watch footage*

  74. landLORD Says:

    … Alex Rodriguez (so far) … 311 Batting Average … 53 Home Runs … 151 RBIs … 139 Runs Scored … almost single-handedly kept Yankees season alive in early summer … unanimous MVP … greatest season in modern baseball history (except for Barry Bonds 2001) …

  75. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    # Rey Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    ^^^What in my response signified that I took offense to you asking? Was it the fact I called u a nigga?…

    ^^^

    Sounded a bit aggy to me. Or, Read a bit aggy. Whatever, Aggy’s somewhere in there, word to Texas College football. I don’t think I’ve ever taken offense at being called a “nigga”.

    Anyway, it’s not important.

    *tosses HighThom a mento*

    ^^^My mother told me to never take candy from faggots…I’ll spit on the back of my hand and backslap you.

  76. GSeven Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    Havoc Says:
    “Kanye west can eat a dick”

    ^WoW, this will never get old

    *Goes to youtube to watch footage*

    ====
    I still get a laugh out of it too. The Mobb stay losing points.

  77. Phuque Says:

    Highsaiah Thomas to Reymundo Segundo Telemundo:

    >>My mother told me to never take candy from faggots

    ^^^

    EES A BAUM GEEDAUN?

  78. Paperstacker Says:

    ^WoW, this will never get old

    *Goes to youtube to watch footage*

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Havoc was on some homo shit in that video.

  79. I Fux Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    Pimp C just took my Wit and left in El Segundo

  80. I Fux Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
    Pimp C’s tears can cure cancer, unfortunately crying isn’t “trill”

  81. Joe 88 Says:

    Havoc was on some homo shit in that video.

    ^So it wasn’t funny? The way they edited the “eat a dick” (pause) part is fucking genius.

  82. Rey Says:

    ^^^My mother told me to never take candy from faggots…I’ll spit on the back of my hand and backslap you.

    ^^^

    Hmm.. A gay joke, and then a threat.

    We’re dealing with someone far too advanced.

    *begins shaking in e-boots*

  83. landLORD Says:

    Paperstacker Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    the landlord Says:

    March 22nd, 2006 at 5:21 pm
    Cant wait to see the GOD rock that pink Kufi…no homo…DIPSET BITCH….

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    LMAO

    ——————

    … smh @ myself … yeah, that was back when Rakim was saying he was a Jewelz Santana/Dipset fan, and he was gonna work with them on something … things have changed since then …

  84. Phuque Says:

    # GSeven Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

    Joe 88 Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    Havoc Says:
    “Kanye west can eat a dick”

    ^WoW, this will never get old

    *Goes to youtube to watch footage*

    ====
    I still get a laugh out of it too. The Mobb stay losing points.

    ^^^

    That nigga Hav was visibly drunk, and just saying the first thing that came to his head….he’s probably watching the footage right now and tryna figure out how to play off what he said…

  85. Joe 88 Says:

    Rey vs highsaiah

    Ya’ll should battle, since you lost the last battle el feces, that would interesting.

  86. I Fux Says:

    AMONGST THE PIMP C BANTER HOOTIE WAS ABLE TO DROP LIKE A MILLION GAY THINGS INCLUDING THIS [||]

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    i have a big dick

  87. Joe 88 Says:

    That nigga Hav was visibly drunk, and just saying the first thing that came to his head….he’s probably watching the footage right now and tryna figure out how to play off what he said…

    ^That’s what makes it funny. Someone should’ve warned me the first time I watched it how funny that shit is, I almost spit my kool aid across the room.

  88. Rey Says:

    LMAO @ Fuxito.. Aww man.. Hoots *pours out unsweetened iced tea*

  89. I Fux Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    & if anybody don’t understand that, they can eat a thousand we we’s & die – pimp C

    Pimp C > Life

  90. Korean Slap Boxer Says:

    MAN FUCK ELVIS….DUDE DON’T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE. BET HE AINT KNOW MICHAEL WOULD BE IN HIS DAUGHTER FOR A BRIEF STINT. SUCKA USED KUNG FU MOVES IN PLACE OF DANCE STEPS WHEN HE RAN OUT OF ONES TO STEAL!!!

    SMH AT 50, THREE SIX, AND BEYONCE GATHERING AT HIS THRONE…

  91. Rey Says:

    lol & *daps* to J88

    Aight ya’ll, I’m off to hooters. I’ll tip HighSaiah’s mom an extra Abe Lincoln. I used to watch “Life Goes On”, so I know how tough it is for her to raise a retard single-handedly.

  92. Joe 88 Says:

    still lol @ a grown man saying “we we’s”

    No homo

  93. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    # Rey Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 6:26 pm

    ^^^My mother told me to never take candy from faggots…I’ll spit on the back of my hand and backslap you.

    ^^^

    Hmm.. A gay joke, and then a threat.

    We’re dealing with someone far too advanced.

    *begins shaking in e-boots*

    ^^^^Let it ride homie..I been ethering niggas on NR since Nahright was offline..when Simon used to write his blogs in a looseleaf notebook….You aint built for E-wars Rey..you took too much of a beating from past members..you should be somewhere baking cookies.

  94. Phuque Says:

    # Joe 88 Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 6:30 pm

    That nigga Hav was visibly drunk, and just saying the first thing that came to his head….he’s probably watching the footage right now and tryna figure out how to play off what he said…

    ^That’s what makes it funny. Someone should’ve warned me the first time I watched it how funny that shit is, I almost spit my kool aid across the room.

    ^^^

    LOL…I know when he said “Eat a D***”, I immediately reported to the *floor*

  95. Phuque Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    & if anybody don’t understand that, they can eat a thousand we we’s & die – pimp C

    ^^

    I posted that quote in 5 different languages earlier….

  96. I Fux Says:

    nation Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
    >> 2x says – Classic Biggumskilla lines, that need to be memorized:

    ^^^^

    Kids… say good mornign Stanley

  97. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    # Rey Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    lol & *daps* to J88

    Aight ya’ll, I’m off to hooters. I’ll tip HighSaiah’s mom an extra Abe Lincoln. I used to watch “Life Goes On”, so I know how tough it is for her to raise a retard single-handedly.

    ^^^Nigga you know you goin to “shooters”..the male version of hooters…I’m sure you’ll see your 2 dads there playing spitball with penises.

  98. I Fux Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
    nation Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
    Pimp C is the Director of Lost.

    ^^ but he is doing it for laughs cuz we all know Pimp C has never ever been lost not even in thought

  99. Phuque Says:

    you should be somewhere baking cookies.

    ^^

    ouch

  100. Joe 88 Says:

    & Naw, I don’t practice safe sex, cause me & pharell williams practice gay sexKanye west

  101. S.S.BlockBurner Says:

    Whaddup Nah?
    *Daps Fux, Paper, & Es*

    I used to watch “Life Goes On”, so I know how tough it is for her to raise a retard single-handedly.

    ^^^^^

    somebody got owned

  102. GSeven Says:

    http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.5751/title.hip-hop-album-sales-week-ending-9-23-07

    Twista 41K first week, Cham 79K. Looks like that Kanye and 50 race really pushed people to go out and buy CD’s….lol.

  103. I Fux Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    Pimp C is the originator and only member of the trilluminati

  104. S.S.BlockBurner Says:

    ^^^Nigga you know you goin to “shooters”..the male version of hooters…I’m sure you’ll see your 2 dads there playing spitball with penises.

    ^^^

    i retract my last statement…

  105. Rey Says:

    Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    # Rey Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    lol & *daps* to J88

    Aight ya’ll, I’m off to hooters. I’ll tip HighSaiah’s mom an extra Abe Lincoln. I used to watch “Life Goes On”, so I know how tough it is for her to raise a retard single-handedly.

    ^^^Nigga you know you goin to “shooters”..the male version of hooters…I’m sure you’ll see your 2 dads there playing spitball with penises.

    ^^^^

    Hmm… I’m pretty sure I won that little skirmish.

    It’s all good, I care not for E-Beef, but you can keep throwing darts if you want.

    PEACE OUT, NAHGGERS!

  106. I Fux Says:

    lo k Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    50 cent once approached Pimp C to join forces in a super group called 50 Pimps but his call was never returned…

  107. GSeven Says:

    >>Let it ride homie..I been ethering niggas on NR since Nahright was offline..when Simon used to write his blogs in a looseleaf notebook….You aint built for E-wars Rey..you took too much of a beating from past members..you should be somewhere baking cookies.

    ^*stumbles on casket*

  108. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    *reads S.S.’s retractment*

    *erases S.S. Blockburner ether*

  109. GSeven Says:

    Highsaiah vs Rey = unorthodox match up

  110. I Fux Says:

    GSeven Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    Highsaiah vs Rey = unorthodox match up

    ^^ Not unlike Pimp C vs Time Travel

  111. I Fux Says:

    Mr. MEEN Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
    seriously how old are killer and two times? seriously u must b in your teens.

    and what up greenie homie and everyone else who is sane.

    Pimp C once yelled and invented the shout out.

  112. Joe 88 Says:

    I haven’t seen a NR battle in a minute, too bad rey is leaving, so i’ll have to wait

    *Watches unforgivable series while waiting*

    “So we went to “chic-fil-a” some place in the mall, I said “bitch why all these people out herrr?” She said “uh… it’s the mall” I said whatever bitch, now get me a chicken sandwich, & some waffle fries!”

  113. S.S.BlockBurner Says:

    *reads S.S.’s retractment*

    *erases S.S. Blockburner ether*

    ^^^^^^^^

    *begs for so-called “internet ether”*

    *spits in tommys face*

  114. I Fux Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    a57.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/47/l_8d538fd68bc3a5f20cce89ca5c7d7ae8.jpg

    ^As much as I thought you where this gay, I didn’t wanna belive it, but I see you are. Shame on you hoots, no amout of godson’s can describe the faggotry of those pictures.

  115. Phuque Says:

    # GSeven Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    Highsaiah vs Rey = unorthodox match up

    ^^

    I agree (c) Hollywood Squares

  116. I Fux Says:

    Furiou$tylez…I’m So Chicago Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    its hotter then 2x watchin the amusement park video in slow motion in Chicago

  117. Joe 88 Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw

    Alright ya’ll i’m out. Peace

  118. landLORD Says:

    … LMAO @ Rey baking cookies … at Entenmann’s on 5th Avenue in Bay Shore …

  119. Phuque Says:

    no amout of godson’s

    ^^^

    *Fliggity* (c) Jay-Z’s flow – circa 1994

  120. GSeven Says:

    >>no amout of godson’s can describe the faggotry of those pictures.

    ^no amount of godson’s…lmao!!!

  121. I Fux Says:

    OnPoint Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    Pimp C (not Al Gore) created the internet and all computer programming language. He discovered Webbie and Boosie who he fondly named after his inventions, the web and the boolean expression.

  122. I Fux Says:

    OnPoint Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    Pimp C finished a triple doctorate in math, physics and geography from Oxford University at the age of 4. He taught at Harvard for 6 months but hated the politics in academia so at age 6 he decided to Pimp and subsequently, rapping replaced pimping at the age of 9.

  123. landLORD Says:

    … Tony Kornheiser > Pimp C … seriously …

  124. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    I need some bumboclaat weed…fuckin 2 hours for weed this some bullshit..Weed free wednesdays..I’m finna go buy 2 loosies and smoke em back to back…weed time maggots.

    GSeven Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    Highsaiah vs Rey = unorthodox match up

    ^^^It aint that serius(no satellite radio)..Rey is cool..him having 2X chromosomes and all…Yo..I’m ghost

    ________________________________
    # S.S.BlockBurner Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    *reads S.S.’s retractment*

    *erases S.S. Blockburner ether*

    ^^^^^^^^

    *begs for so-called “internet ether”*

    *spits in tommys face*
    ^^^^
    Seriously I’m too sober to ether you right now..I might rip out your ego, roll it up in your feelings and smoke your relevance away.

  125. I Fux Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    Joe 88 i aint gay…damn…yall niggas take that homophobia shit far…

    ^It’s more of the looks on ya’ll faces, rather then the clothes you got on, not to be dissing, but your man look sweet (nh), they better be his real eyes also. the shirts kinda smedium, but it’s tight (in a good way). You still cool hoo, but check your man.

  126. GSeven Says:

    landLORD Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    … LMAO @ Rey baking cookies … at Entenmann’s on 5th Avenue in Bay Shore …

    ====
    lol! maybe its a good thing Rey dipped outta here for a while.

  127. lo k Says:

    that pimp c thread was hilarity at its finest… on that note, I’m out fellas… catch y’all on the rebound….

  128. S.S.BlockBurner Says:

    Aiight y’all i was expecting sum funny shit from the high guy, but keepin it consistant with ether wasnt a priority for him today so i’ll holla…

  129. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    Lil Know Fun Fact: 9 out of 10 flies prefer S.S. Blockburners mouth over shit.

  130. I Fux Says:

    YO I AM NOT EVEN TIRED OF READING THESE COMMENTS YET AND I AM LIKE HALF WAY THROUGH

    I Fux Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    Pimp C is known in all parts of the World he once went to the Great Wall of China with his bentley just to swang and bang on them Mongolians, the Mongolians subsequently now Chuck the Duece as a sign of going the right way

  131. GSeven Says:

    audi five thousand!!

  132. I Fux Says:

    OnPoint Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
    Pimp C discovered DNA: his name denotes the cytosine base of DNA (A,T,G,C). He also came up with the cornroll hairstyle, they were meant to mimic the DNA double helix.

    ^^^WTF DUDES WAS GETTING TO PROFOUND

  133. landLORD Says:

    1

  134. S.S.BlockBurner Says:

    Seriously I’m too sober to ether you right now..I might rip out your ego, roll it up in your feelings and smoke your relevance away.

    ^^^^

    sounds like somethin this sissy ass wanna be tough guy next door 2 me would say

  135. Oh Brutha Says:

    YOOOOO

    that Serius Jones is FIIIYYAAAA

    that’s all i came thru to say. Got work. payce

  136. louiefuse Says:

    real talk… my pops served in the army and was stationed with elvis for a time. he told me how racist he was. they co-signin? shits disgustin b. (c) boosie

  137. Rizz Says:

    smh at whoo kid sayin “chocolate raaaain” followed by him saying what happens in vegas stays in vegas when he was huggin two guys

  138. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    This nigga must think Im just like him..I don’t sit at my comp hitting refresh all day..I got a real taxable life nigga..not that tax free government sponsored shit you be on…seriously tho..i’m funnier on weed…here take this raincheck for an ethering to be posted at a later date tho….its 7..finna go sit outside the weedman house like sheek..i got the dutchie already unwrapped, splitted and gutted….show me the weedddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

  139. Phuque Says:

    Love, Peace, and Nappiness…

    *ghostrides into the sunset*

  140. S.S.BlockBurner Says:

    I need some bumboclaat weed…fuckin 2 hours for weed this some bullshit..Weed free wednesdays..I’m finna go buy 2 loosies and smoke em back to back…weed time maggots.

    ^^^^^^

    lil known fact: no matter how many reggie blunts u smoke with the kids in ur neighborhood, they still look at u like the lame ass loser u really are… fuckboy

  141. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    Yo S.S. before you bounce you need to go over to southerncomfort and get a bottle of that Vulva…you smell like nonoxynol 9 nigga.

  142. HHF Says:

    I Fux Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
    OnPoint Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
    Pimp C discovered DNA: his name denotes the cytosine base of DNA (A,T,G,C). He also came up with the cornroll hairstyle, they were meant to mimic the DNA double helix.

    ^^^WTF DUDES WAS GETTING TO PROFOUND

    ^^Onpoint is one lame fuck

  143. HHF Says:

    waddup Nah

  144. HHF Says:

    ^^^ click it

  145. HHF Says:

    *ninja vanish*

  146. Highsaiah Thomas Says:

    lil known fact: no matter how many reggie blunts u smoke with the kids in ur neighborhood, they still look at u like the lame ass loser u really are… fuckboy

    ^^Yea that is a lil known fact..more like unknown..I used to smoke weed with all dem lil niggas across the street, cause yo momma was smoking crack across the street with niggas my age.

    You need Vulva mouthwash nigga..your breath smell like cervix.

  147. Young Global Says:

    most of those songs were written by a brother, so far from elvis’ reality..

  148. I Fux Says:

    Klive Rex Says:

    August 7th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    Pimp C once fucked a broad inside an 18 wheeler.

    The truck was so proud that it went on to become Optimus Prime.

    ^^^^ ON THAT NOTE I AM OUT LIKE KURT COBIAN

  149. S.S.BlockBurner Says:

    This nigga must think Im just like him..I don’t sit at my comp hitting refresh all day..

    ^^^^^

    Thats exactly what u do, hit up blog spots & talk a whole lotta fictional fuck ass lame shit, then go suck dick for speed… but i aint knockin ur life style lil bitch. keep it pimpin

  150. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    *Ninjas-lovin-Elvis-Uncle-Tom crickets*

  151. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    *looks around room*

    *sees no one present*

    Alright! Let’s begin! This is a meeting with the nah right council to discuss a few things.

    First, I seriously believe in my heart of hearts that I should be fuckin Amerie RIGHT NOW. By a show of hands, who disagrees with this?

  152. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Good, no one disagrees.

    Next

    Jay Z is, was, and will forever be the greatest rapper ever. By a show of hands, who doesn’t think so?

  153. Belize Says:

    dont hate n d king

    *turns up jailhouse rock*

  154. HHF Says:

    Fuck these dummy’s talking in this video

  155. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Everyone thinks he’s the greatest? Good, I didn’t think anybody would protest

    Next

    The !Tech?-new-tires-and-detailing fund. Everyone will send me at least $30 by tomorrow.

    If you aren’t willing to send the cash, raise your hand…

  156. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Got damn it Belize, Fanatic! Who let yall in here!!!

  157. Paperstacker Says:

    Jay Z is, was, and will forever be the greatest rapper ever. By a show of hands, who doesn’t think so?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Puts 2 hands up

    *Throws a glass of water on Vans face to wake him up from whatever alternate reality he’s living in*

  158. HHF Says:

    First, I seriously believe in my heart of hearts that I should be fuckin Amerie RIGHT NOW. By a show of hands, who disagrees with this?

    ^^^I disagree…I have been and will continue to fuck my snookums Amerie…thats my pet name for her. She calls me daddy deep girth. So as you can see, you’ll have to wait for sloppy remains.

  159. cMac Says:

    Jay Z is the best rapper in the game right now.
    Greatest rapper during MY lifetime

  160. HHF Says:

    Jay Z is, was, and will forever be the greatest rapper ever. By a show of hands, who doesn’t think so?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Puts 2 hands up

    *Throws a glass of water on Vans face to wake him up from whatever alternate reality he’s living in*

    ^^^Ya boy is defiently on dream mode…2 for 2

    jk, actually I would say Jay Z is probably the greatest if you look at all the required qualities of the greatest: impact, swag, MC skills

  161. Paperstacker Says:

    Jay Z is the best rapper in the game right now.
    Greatest rapper during MY lifetime

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Yes, right now. Don’t know what you mean by your life time. 90-96 saw alot of classics.

    But yeah,.. I think everyone has a right to their “who’s the greatest opinion”.

  162. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    I didn’t even know you niggas was here…I thought the Nah Right offices were locked up for the day.

    MEETING ADJOURNED

    *ninja vanish*

  163. Plug Says:

    Chop the O
    sprinkle a little dro inside the optimo

    what it is my nahgs?

  164. Paperstacker Says:

    Oh yeah cmac nice picture of the Apple building on your blog. I know I should have left this comment on there, but w/e.

  165. cMac Says:

    P Stack…mid 90’s I started listening to JAy

    I think it was either Big Pimpin or Hard Knock Life that was one of the first joints I remember hearing.

    Oh yeah, Lucky Me was one too….but that wasn’t a single

  166. D. Billz Says:

    smh @ Moments In Love being the highlight of listening to the radio in the whip today. A cd player and Mp3 is needed. Pronto.

  167. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    WHOA!!!

    First Jay joint I ever listened to was “Feelin It”

    I thought the shit was slick because I was high when I heard it

    Then I saw “Streetz Is Watchin” and became a believer…

    In My Lifetime Vol. 1 nominated for greatest Jay album ever…

  168. Plug Says:

    Greatest rapper during MY lifetime
    ——–
    If you are only 10, then I agree

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTea5duGTbs

  169. D. Billz Says:

    >>First, I seriously believe in my heart of hearts that I should be fuckin Amerie RIGHT NOW. By a show of hands, who disagrees with this?

    ^I come back to NR to see ninjas stealin’ my dreams. Smh

  170. Belize Says:

    Ven-Tech? Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    Got damn it Belize, Fanatic! Who let yall in here!!!

    ^
    came tru the back door, that ninja Fux left it cracked [||]

    *puts index finger over lips*

    shhhhh..eskay b hatin..dont snitch on me

  171. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    *daps Mac, P-Stacks, Belize, Plug (and Jr), Fanatic, Billz*

    what up nahggas

    Nobody was here so I started the meeting without yall. Got a lot accomplished too. Here are the notes

    -Me and Amerie are fuckin

    -Jay is the greatest of our generation…prolly all time at this point

    -Yall niggas need to send me $30 each tomorrow

    …I think that about sums it up, so what’s good niggas, what’s really good (c) Col Stinkmeaner

  172. D. Billz Says:

    -Me and Amerie are fuckin

    ^ Word? I’ll catch you comin’ out ya fuckin’ crib – Prodigy

  173. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Plug Says:

    September 26th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    Greatest rapper during MY lifetime
    ——–
    If you are only 10, then I agree

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTea5duGTbs

    ^^^

    C’mon pa! This shit aint even fair…niggas aint fuckin wit the Blast Master. That’s a disqualification, dude is a LEGEND. You can’t enter legends in this argument

    That’s like playin Super Tecmo and using the nose guard slide every play

    …a nigga don’t wanna run outta shotgun formations all day!

  174. Mac Brown Says:

    WHAT PARTY CAN YOU GO TO
    AND “MAC” AIN’T THERE?
    YOU NIGGAS ACTIN LIKE YOU DON’T CARE?!

  175. D. Billz Says:

    Plug… MacBrown… VTech…

    What it is?

  176. landLORD Says:

    … ruby red grapefriut juice + minute maid lemonade = landLORD’s authentic pink lemonade …

  177. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    chillin pa

    Here’s somethin

    College boys “Victim of the Ghetto > Nas “Papa was a playa”

    The beat was sick

  178. D. Billz Says:

    LandLORD… What up ahk?

  179. Belize Says:

    *daps Ven*

    Sorry homes, Im broke…but congrats on Amerie.

    madfukingluckybastard

  180. Killa K Says:

    Porch Monkies praising elvis

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