Curtis Got Jokes

via Miss Info.

In case you’re wondering, Stronger is still #3 on Billboard while Ayo Technology languishes waaay down at #18.  

Edit: I just noticed the jab at SOHH. Shots fired! 


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341 Responses to “Curtis Got Jokes”

  1. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    LL(not the rappa) rappa!

    your Wu-Name is

    Childish Gambino

    Use it wisely, soldier.

  2. green eyes Says:

    phuque: http://www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl

  3. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 31st, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    # green eyes Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    who wasnt using their real name? although my nah wu name is funnier:
    Jive Talkin’ Choirboy

    ^^

    Where do I go to get my “Wu name”?
    ^^^^^^
    http://www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl

  4. Rey Says:

    Fun Fact: Phuque once had sex with 2 female impersonators.

  5. Phuque Says:

    Mick Swagger!

    your Wu-Name is

    Promiscuous Protestah

    Use it wisely, soldier.

    ^^^^

    *floor*

  6. 456 Says:

    my wu name: excitable misunderstood genius

    ^its fuckin eerie how accurate it is

  7. Phuque Says:

    # Rey Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Fun Fact: Phuque once had sex with 2 female impersonators.

    ^^^

    At least I stuck with my species…what was your father’s excuse? lol…

  8. green eyes Says:

    # 456 Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 4:11 pm

    my wu name: excitable misunderstood genius

    ^its fuckin eerie how accurate it is

    ^ lmao. rabbits

  9. It'smeSNITCHES Says:

    Rey Says:

    August 31st, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    Fun Fact: Phuque once had sex with 2 female impersonators.

    ^
    LOL

  10. Phuque Says:

    *uses guvment name*

    your Wu-Name is

    Cybernetic Tiger

    Use it wisely, soldier.

  11. 456 Says:

    # Phuque Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    456:

    >>***m-roc***$? you white?

    ^^^

    Doesn’t matter what color he is….he’s an idiot.

    ^*belatedly presses sarcasm button

  12. It'smeSNITCHES Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 31st, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    # Rey Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Fun Fact: Phuque once had sex with 2 female impersonators.

    ^^^

    At least I stuck with my species…what was your father’s excuse? lol…

    ^
    AAAYYYYOOOOO! Good come back tho

  13. Rey Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 31st, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    # Rey Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Fun Fact: Phuque once had sex with 2 female impersonators.

    ^^^

    At least I stuck with my species…what was your father’s excuse? lol…

    ^^^^

    I think it was “Mrs. Phuque had a fatty.”

    WE’RE BROTHERS!

  14. It'smeSNITCHES Says:

    No homo

  15. 456 Says:

    ^ lmao. rabbits

    ^*dies

  16. Dem aka GOMW,P Says:

    your Wu-Name is

    Sheepish Lord of Chaos

    Use it wisely, soldier.

    ^ does that mean i’m shy about my ability to incite a riot with the snap of my fingers?

  17. Phuque Says:

    I think it was “Mrs. Phuque had a fatty.”

    WE’RE BROTHERS!

    ^^

    lmao…I’m glad the “big ass dome” (nh) gene is on your father’s side.

    ….and when I say “dome”, it’s short for “domicile”. You could fit a family of 6 in that sumbitch…lol…

  18. Belize Says:

    *breaks door down*

    *takes out tootpick at stabs it in Rey*

    Ha! Didnt See me comin huh?

    *Kick Phuque in nuts*

    *Proceeds to hum the Nutcracker tune*

    *Grabs LL and green..thorws em in bedrroom*

    Ill drill ya’ll later

    *creeps behind Noriega like a Ninja*

    *gives E the Blood Choke*

    Fuk Panama!

    *pulls out “chicken bow and arrow” from Hot Shots*

    *aims and fires through snicthes heart*

    ZZzzzeah…camron would be proud

    *sees nation*

    We Dont Need welfare now! Lets just rob theses cats now!

    *remembers the ladies in the room*

    be right back!

  19. Phuque Says:

    # Dem aka GOMW,P Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    your Wu-Name is

    Sheepish Lord of Chaos

    Use it wisely, soldier.

    ^ does that mean i’m shy about my ability to incite a riot with the snap of my fingers?

    ^^

    LMAO

  20. Phuque Says:

    @ Belize – that was so-so….step you’re *[ ]* game up…lol…

  21. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    *creeps behind Noriega like a Ninja*
    ^^^^
    ayyyyooo

  22. Rey Says:

    LOL @ Beli. *dapz*

    ~~~

    Phuque Says:

    August 31st, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    I think it was “Mrs. Phuque had a fatty.”

    WE’RE BROTHERS!

    ^^

    lmao…I’m glad the “big ass dome” (nh) gene is on your father’s side.

    ….and when I say “dome”, it’s short for “domicile”. You could fit a family of 6 in that sumbitch…lol…

    ^^^^

    Yeah well, I hear your nose is so big that Humpty Hump and Scottie Pippen look at pictures of your face just to make themselves feel better.

  23. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    lol @ these comments and wu names…play nice fellas…lata.

  24. Tray Says:

    You know, I know you hate 50 for some reason and The Massacre and pretty much everything leaked off of Curtis has been garbage, but Ayo Technology shits on Stronger. Kanye’s rapping on that just sucks. All these years and he still has no flow and comes up with some of the wackest lines ever.

  25. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Kanye West – The Graduation (2007)
    http://www.sendspace.com/file/9tnoz0

    Oh Yeah…Phuque I’ll piss in your mothers face…and rape your lil sister…Record it and post it on you tube…

  26. green eyes Says:

    hey.. who are the lap top users here– whats the best? i need a new one, been on a sony vaio for years, looking for some other opinions though…

  27. Dem aka GOMW,P Says:

    ill brb guys.. i gotta go superman a hoe.

  28. 456 Says:

    # hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    Kanye West – The Graduation (2007)
    http://www.sendspace.com/file/9tnoz0

    Oh Yeah…Phuque I’ll piss in your mothers face…and rape your lil sister…Record it and post it on you tube…

    ^look….young love…

  29. hoodtalk.org Says:

    greenie invest that money for a lap top in plastic surgery…you need it honey…

  30. hoodtalk.org Says:

    456 Says:

    August 31st, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    # hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    Kanye West – The Graduation (2007)
    http://www.sendspace.com/file/9tnoz0

    Oh Yeah…Phuque I’ll piss in your mothers face…and rape your lil sister…Record it and post it on you tube…

    ^look….young love…

    ^You arikkan…shut up…

  31. Phuque Says:

    Hootie:

    >>>Oh Yeah…Phuque I’ll piss in your mothers face…and rape your lil sister…Record it and post it on you tube…

    ^^

    REPLAY

    # hip hop cops Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    hootie welcome back

    *runs through like crocodile dundee*

    here, have this, mate

    http://www.tinyurl.com/2fo8zb

  32. Belize Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 31st, 2007 at 4:32 pm
    hey.. who are the lap top users here– whats the best? i need a new one, been on a sony vaio for years, looking for some other opinions though…

    ^

    I carry around a dell M1210 like its an extra nutsack in my balls..i.e everywhere

    I like it..not much complains except that it gets hotter than AZ heat if you have it on tooo long

    U should go and compare latops on like pcworld.com or google itno it, that what i did..i dint know shyt about comps till 2 years ago

  33. Phuque Says:

    @ greenie – Hewlett Packard > life

  34. green eyes Says:

    # hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    greenie invest that money for a lap top in plastic surgery…you need it honey…

    ^ word? because i was thisclose to using it to fly to upland and paying some whore to squat over your face so you could finally know what pussy smells like.

  35. 456 Says:

    ^You arikkan…shut up…

    ^whats a arikkan?

  36. Phuque Says:

    new post

  37. landLORD Says:

    … Darius ?!? …

  38. stuff Says:

    WOW !! this cover is funny as hell , I like how GRADUATION IS WRITTEN WITH THE GAY FLAG on the cover !! LOL

  39. $***M-ROC***$ Says:

    “You’re not too bright, homie. For the last time – quit pulling the race card.

    I was basically saying that you need a late pass…but I can see that from now on I’m going to have to resort to kindergarten humor in order for you to get my jokes. It had nothing to do with what kind of apartment you actually lived in.”

    well some folks here were pulling the race card with me a few posts ago (or was it “pushing the race card on me”? whatever), so i figured there was some cracker-hatred going on up in here.

    sorry, i mean uhhh….

    kanye
    09/11/07

    there, now i fit in around here. smh

  40. ja WHO? Says:

    currrrrrrrrrrtisssssssssss 9/11
    obey king 50
    currrrrrrrrrrtisssssssssss 9/11
    obey king 50

  41. Hip Hop Says:

    lol lame

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