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  1. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    88 again!!!

  2. green eyes Says:

    wasnt part of this in lite? and why does nore have his own show??

  3. Phuque Says:

    2

  4. Phuque Says:

    dammit greenie.

  5. Rey Says:

    No, seriously.

    Who the hell cares?

  6. I Fux Says:

    Damn Greenie Nore is a funny guy

  7. D. Billz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    D. Billz Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    whaddup, Billz…you roled out yesterday, before we could discuss the redbone honey in the little white shorts @ the concert, lol…

    ^Lol. Yo, shorty walked by like twice. And it was two other chicks in that section too. One was brownskin with braids, and her friend was this Ethiopian-lookin’ chick. She could also get it.

    ***The ethiopian chick with the short hair was the one who Patrice checked for her outbursts…I was sitting right next to shorty in the white shorts…and wifey, lol…it was really hard not to stare, especially when she kept getting up…

    ^I SWEAR she kept walkin’ by on purpose. Didn’t she have her man with her? Or was that just some random ninja? I wanted to give her bunz a lil’ tappy tap (c) Along Came Polly.

    Kevin Hart is gonna be there next month and I’m gonna hit that one up too.

    Why you wanna learn how to type? What you wanna be, a secretary… BITCH!

  8. Phuque Says:

    # Rey Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    No, seriously.

    Who the hell cares?

    ^^Co-sign.

  9. Joe 88 Says:

    Nore with his own show = the mad real world, depending on what station it’s on

  10. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    Nore with his own show = the mad real world, depending on what station it’s on

    ^^^
    …..thats about right.

  11. Dem Says:

    i wanna slap cassie’s lips around.

  12. cOLD Says:

    even better question, how days crazy get 1st 3 times in a row.

  13. Joe 88 Says:

    Okay, i’m tired of doing this, this is the 3rd time today. Comment from the last post

    Joe 88 Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    No homo, but ya’ll should’ve met up (Billz & Icon) ya’ll prolly would’ve been dying sitting next to each other, laughing & cracking on people. Eh, o well, billz you going to the event (forgot the fucking name, smh @ self) saturday @ Dru Hill?

  14. I Fux Says:

    my penis will fit perfectly in Cassies thick coochy lips

  15. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Upland is the new the Compton

  16. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    (tron Voice)
    ……and bring back some fruit……
    ……”AND BRING BACK A BANNANA COGNAC, BITCH”…..

    (goes back to dice game)

  17. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^I SWEAR she kept walkin’ by on purpose. Didn’t she have her man with her? Or was that just some random ninja? I wanted to give her bunz a lil’ tappy tap (c) Along Came Polly.

    Kevin Hart is gonna be there next month and I’m gonna hit that one up too.

    Why you wanna learn how to type? What you wanna be, a secretary… BITCH!

    D. Billz Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    smh @ tryin’ to remember who was sittin’ ALLLL the way to the right at the end, thinkin’ one of those ninjas might’ve been iCon. Lol

    ***n/h, but I did the same thing…I think I figured out who you were, though…slim, young looking nigga (no King of Pop) with a camoflauge hat, and a tan tee shirt? There weren’t but so many of us at the show, for real…I was surprised by the number of white folks, but I guess that’s because of the Opie and Anthony connection….It’s funny as shit we were sitting in the same section, and while I think I picked you outta the random nigga lineup, I wasn’t about to approach all goofy like “D-Billz, what it is”…only to get the blank stare from some young looking nigga who has no idea what NR is, lol.. that chick was with a man, some corny lookin’ nigga…she kept feeding him Coronas and paid the check, so I guess he gets props, lol…

  18. Rey Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    D. Billz Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    smh @ tryin’ to remember who was sittin’ ALLLL the way to the right at the end, thinkin’ one of those ninjas might’ve been iCon. Lol

    ***n/h, but I did the same thing…I think I figured out who you were, though…slim, young looking nigga (no King of Pop) with a camoflauge hat, and a tan tee shirt? There weren’t but so many of us at the show, for real…I was surprised by the number of white folks, but I guess that’s because of the Opie and Anthony connection….It’s funny as shit we were sitting in the same section, and while I think I picked you outta the random nigga lineup, I wasn’t about to approach all goofy like “D-Billz, what it is”…only to get the blank stare from some young looking nigga who has no idea what NR is, lol..

    ^^^^^^

    LOL..

    Billz + Icon = www youtube com/ watch?v= L1qcwyomVpM

  19. cOLD Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    my penis will fit perfectly in Cassies thick coochy lips

    ^not if you going in after me

  20. hoodtalk.org Says:

    “ Ive been lonely
    Ive been waiting for you
    Im pretending and thats all I can do
    The love Im sending
    Aint making it through to your heart “ – Heart (What About Love)

  21. Big Homie Says:

    Rihanna > Cassie

    Nore is a funny guy..this could be worth checking out atleast

  22. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I was thinking about going to the Kevin Hart joint, too, especially now since I got a taste of how dope comedy clubs are (none)….the only other nigga performing is Mr. Cooper, this year….

  23. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    Okay, i’m tired of doing this, this is the 3rd time today. Comment from the last post

    Joe 88 Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    No homo, but ya’ll should’ve met up (Billz & Icon) ya’ll prolly would’ve been dying sitting next to each other, laughing & cracking on people. Eh, o well, billz you going to the event (forgot the fucking name, smh @ self) saturday @ Dru Hill?

    ^I wouldn’t have known what the fidduck iCon look like anyway. And that woulda been a awkward moment. Ninja wit’ his wifey talkin’ bout, “yeah, ummm, so this is D. Billz, from uhhhh… Nahright”

    *blank stare from wifey*

    Lol. You talkin’ about the Stone Soul Picnic? I don’t know fam. The heat has been kickin’ my ass lately.

  24. I Fux Says:

    Yo I was watchin Ralphie May the other day and I actually laughed a little and when it comes to comedy I am a straight hater, Cuz I does THIS (c) Bama from Ultimate Hustler

  25. G7 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    Rihanna > Cassie

    ====
    close call. Rihanna has stepped it up lately.

  26. I Fux Says:

    cOLD Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    I Fux Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    my penis will fit perfectly in Cassies thick coochy lips

    ^not if you going in after me

    ^^ Ole once you go Black you never go Back stereotype implying Nukka

  27. Phuque Says:

    # hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    Upland is the new the Compton

    ^^

    ….and here you go bein’ all homo & shit.

  28. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    Rihanna > Cassie

    Nore is a funny guy..this could be worth checking out atleast

    ^^^
    …i like Rihanna… i got a thing for lightskin island broads, i dig her accent, like she’ll roll a spliff 4 me and put on a Red net wifebeater & walk around the house with her titties out…. i can hear her now…. “Ella’Ella-Eh-Eh-Eh”…titties all out. Yeaaaaa.

  29. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Cassie is beautiful…Cassie is way better than Rihanna

    Rihanna aint all that pretty…but I will smash the broad and let off in her face…but she aint all that

    If Rihanna was a car, I’d say a Suzuki, Civic…

  30. D. Billz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    I was thinking about going to the Kevin Hart joint, too, especially now since I got a taste of how dope comedy clubs are (none)….the only other nigga performing is Mr. Cooper, this year….

    ^LOL. Yeah, I peeped that venue too. Plus Patrice’s show was my first comedy show and I was highly impressed. And it’s no way in hell I’m gonna get to see any decent comedians in B’more. That only happens when about 3 or 4 comics travel together on a tour and they perform at the Lyric for like $50 a pop. And that’s not happenin’.

    $15 for Patrice’s show > any amount of money (that wasn’t free) for a bar/club/lounge

  31. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    Upland is the new the Compton

    ***Gayngsta, Gayngsta!!! That’s what they’re yellin!!!

  32. I Fux Says:

    I have been going to comedy shows since 02 as soon as I hit 21, I was a mainstay watching everybody name them and I probably seen ’em, I guess comedy is a passion of mine.

  33. Dem Says:

    rihanna is utterly assless.

  34. G7 Says:

    Raekwon shopping Cuban Link2 to another label. Interscope is garbage.

  35. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    Dem Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    rihanna is utterly assless.

    ^^^
    yea, but she can bake a MEAN beef patty.

  36. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    Yo I was watchin Ralphie May the other day and I actually laughed a little and when it comes to comedy I am a straight hater, Cuz I does THIS (c) Bama from Ultimate Hustler

    ***Ralphie May is aiight…he actually pulls off some of the “black people” jokes, too…Damn, that nigga who won the Ultimate Hustler’s Jeep Commander lease has to be up by now, SMH…

  37. Joe 88 Says:

    >And that woulda been a awkward moment. Ninja wit’ his wifey talkin’ bout, “yeah, ummm, so this is D. Billz, from uhhhh… Nahright”

    *blank stare from wifey*

    ^HAHAAHAHAHAA

    >Lol. You talkin’ about the Stone Soul Picnic? I don’t know fam. The heat has been kickin’ my ass lately.

    ^Yeah it has been ultra hot, but i’m single now & J holiday gonna be down there, meaning hella hoes gonna be there, I already talked to a few chicks that said they were going, & I haven’t went to one in years, so I guess it’ll be a good look.

    P.S Billz if you going, i’m walking around dru hill screaming “D BILLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ” until someone answer, lol

  38. green eyes Says:

    Fux.. were you saying Mike Epps was funny last night or was the Furious? still cant decide if i want to go this wknd. Is dude $35 funny or watch him on TV free funny?

  39. I Fux Says:

    Raekwon stays losing if you ask me, GHostFace is the GOAT

  40. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Anybody seen that Black Chick in Big Brother 8….

    I hope she wins….I think her name is Jameka…

  41. Big Homie Says:

    Yea and Rae saying its 99% done too. So if this album takes forever to drop then I dont know what the fuck the problem is.

  42. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    Anybody seen that Black Chick in Big Brother 8….

    I hope she wins….I think her name is Jameka…

    ^^^
    yea… she has a nice shape, i dig her frame, thats about it.

  43. Rey Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    “ Ive been lonely
    Ive been waiting for you
    Im pretending and thats all I can do
    The love Im sending
    Aint making it through to your heart “ – Heart (What About Love)

    ^^^^^

    That was a dope sample.

    *daps hoots*

  44. I Fux Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    Fux.. were you saying Mike Epps was funny last night or was the Furious? still cant decide if i want to go this wknd. Is dude $35 funny or watch him on TV free funny

    ^^ nah I didnt peep it. But I saw him in LA about 3 years or so ago with the wifey and I thought he was ok but the Wifey loved him. but she also kept saying he was cute *pause* wtf that had to do with funny I dont know. I saw GodFrey and that dude was Hilarious

  45. green eyes Says:

    P.S Billz if you going, i’m walking around dru hill screaming “D BILLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ” until someone answer, lol

    ^ joe’ll be the one in the capris…. oh wait.. thats everyone.. never mind

    j/k joe, its said with love

  46. hoodtalk.org Says:

    “ Blue Rims…yeah the coupe is CRIP WALKING “ – Young Jeezy

    “ Certified Platinum…You think I’d rather make hits?
    Between me and you…I’d rather Flip Bricks “ – Young Jeezy

  47. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    P.S Billz if you going, i’m walking around dru hill screaming “D BILLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ” until someone answer, lol

    ***LOL, and SMH @ your legendary section’s good name being sullied by a blonde fake jodeci transvestite in leather pants…

  48. Phuque Says:

    lol @ greenie

  49. G7 Says:

    Dem Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    rihanna is utterly assless.

    ====
    Cassie isn’t packing much bumper either. Both are still young though and have time for their bumpers to expand.

  50. cOLD Says:

    Raekwon shopping Cuban Link2 to another label. Interscope is garbage.

    ^link or perish

  51. Big Homie Says:

    I hardly ever go to Bmore so I cant justify the capri thing, however I was at Arundel Mills last Friday and with it being close by…I saw a rack of mofos with them on. Smh the whole time I was there.

  52. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    G7 Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    Dem Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    rihanna is utterly assless.

    ====
    Cassie isn’t packing much bumper either. Both are still young though and have time for their bumpers to expand.

    ^^^
    Nothin a good Plow’n wont fix.

  53. Phuque Says:

    sullied

    ^^

    lol

  54. Big Homie Says:

    Cold: Its in the lite section. Talks about the album and 8 Diagrams as well

  55. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    I hardly ever go to Bmore so I cant justify the capri thing, however I was at Arundel Mills last Friday and with it being close by…I saw a rack of mofos with them on. Smh the whole time I was there.

    ^^^ they do that shit in philly too.

  56. eskay Says:

    rihanna and cassie are both gorgeous, but are also both too fucking skinny. get them bitches outta here.

  57. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Any man that wears Capris is granting access to his anal orifice…

  58. Big Homie Says:

    Rihanna just has that exotic look..that accent..her legs are off the hook. Yes she is skinny, but Id hit it in a heartbeat

  59. D. Billz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    ^I SWEAR she kept walkin’ by on purpose. Didn’t she have her man with her? Or was that just some random ninja? I wanted to give her bunz a lil’ tappy tap (c) Along Came Polly.

    Kevin Hart is gonna be there next month and I’m gonna hit that one up too.

    Why you wanna learn how to type? What you wanna be, a secretary… BITCH!

    D. Billz Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    smh @ tryin’ to remember who was sittin’ ALLLL the way to the right at the end, thinkin’ one of those ninjas might’ve been iCon. Lol

    ***n/h, but I did the same thing…I think I figured out who you were, though…slim, young looking nigga (no King of Pop) with a camoflauge hat, and a tan tee shirt? There weren’t but so many of us at the show, for real…I was surprised by the number of white folks, but I guess that’s because of the Opie and Anthony connection….It’s funny as shit we were sitting in the same section, and while I think I picked you outta the random nigga lineup, I wasn’t about to approach all goofy like “D-Billz, what it is”…only to get the blank stare from some young looking nigga who has no idea what NR is, lol.. that chick was with a man, some corny lookin’ nigga…she kept feeding him Coronas and paid the check, so I guess he gets props, lol…

    ^LOL! Damn… and I bet all he did was just holla while other ninjas was intimidated by her. He won.

    But yeah, your description is dead-on. LMAO! Woooow. And the crazy part? I was rockin’ my beard and glasses for like 2 weeks straight. I looked like a America’s Most Wanted fugitive for 3 attempted rape charges or some shit, lol. But yeah, I had my fitted low, with the tee with the green tree and the brown owl on it who had on a iPod (step yall Target tees game up), and some Nikes to match.

    I know I’m kinda overzealous, but that ninja Kojo got Chappelle-type potential.

    For real, for freal, DC has had the best comics for the last 15 years or so:

    Dave Chappelle
    Martin Lawrence
    Wanda Sykes
    Chris Thomas
    Red Grant

    And a few other ninjas I can’t remember.

  60. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    P.S Billz if you going, i’m walking around dru hill screaming “D BILLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ” until someone answer, lol

    ^ joe’ll be the one in the capris…. oh wait.. thats everyone.. never mind

    j/k joe, its said with love

    ***It sounds fucked up, but that was one of the things I was looking for, capris when I was trynna ID Billz in the crowd…I stopped, when I realized that I was trynna identify niggas from below the neck, which is a no no, lol…the club was full to capacity, but that only means that there were like 150 people there,or some shit…the DC improv is a hole in the wall, for real…

  61. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    eskay Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    rihanna and cassie are both gorgeous, but are also both too fucking skinny. get them bitches outta here.

    ^^^
    Applaud this heathen.

  62. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I know I’m kinda overzealous, but that ninja Kojo got Chappelle-type potential.

    ***Straight up…similar delivery, too….

  63. Phuque Says:

    eskay:

    >>rihanna and cassie are both gorgeous

    ^^

    The only reason Jay’s been smashin’ Rihanna is because they’re moving the NJ Nets arena to her forehead.

  64. G7 Says:

    cOLD Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    Raekwon shopping Cuban Link2 to another label. Interscope is garbage.

    ^link or perish

    ====
    NR Lite padre. stop sleepin’.

  65. I Fux Says:

    ifux.blogspot.com/2006/09/rihanna-doin-butt-ohh.html

    ^^ this is a good shot of her rump……….but cassie is Filipina them chicks stay petite with nice curves Cassie > Beyonce imo

  66. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    G7 Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    Dem Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    rihanna is utterly assless.

    ====
    Cassie isn’t packing much bumper either. Both are still young though and have time for their bumpers to expand.

    ***Word to Amerie…

  67. Joe 88 Says:

    Greenie ether report says:

    >joe’ll be the one in the capris…. oh wait.. thats everyone.. never mind

    j/k joe, its said with love

    *trashes capri’s J88 had prepaired for stone soul pinic saturday*

    *Looks for regular shorts*

    *Doesn’t own a pair*

    *Lowers head*

  68. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ IFUX…i heard that Filipinas on the west love them some knukkas..fact or fiction?

  69. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Fact

  70. Joe 88 Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    Any man that wears Capris is granting access to his anal orifice…

    ^Don’t make me post that picture of you dressed like peter pan with a jheri curl nigga.

  71. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Who started the Man Capri trend anyway? SMH…

    Niggas be taking that shit too far…

    Next thing yall niggas gonna be rocking male purses….acting like yall fly and shit…

  72. Rey Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    Any man that wears Capris is granting access to his anal orifice…

    ^^^^^

    LOL..

  73. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    >And that woulda been a awkward moment. Ninja wit’ his wifey talkin’ bout, “yeah, ummm, so this is D. Billz, from uhhhh… Nahright”

    *blank stare from wifey*

    ^HAHAAHAHAHAA

    >Lol. You talkin’ about the Stone Soul Picnic? I don’t know fam. The heat has been kickin’ my ass lately.

    ^Yeah it has been ultra hot, but i’m single now & J holiday gonna be down there, meaning hella hoes gonna be there, I already talked to a few chicks that said they were going, & I haven’t went to one in years, so I guess it’ll be a good look.

    P.S Billz if you going, i’m walking around dru hill screaming “D BILLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ” until someone answer, lol

    ^LOL! If I go, once again I’ll probably be in the cut. I might invite this shorty that I met in my real estate class. She’s a Army brat, but resided in Anne Arundel County for a while. She has only seen me with my rapist-esqe beard and glasses. She’s average, but I think she smugglin’ a wagon under those sweats she’s been rockin’.

  74. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    @ IFUX…i heard that Filipinas on the west love them some knukkas..fact or fiction?

    ^^^
    …i know asian & asian/black mixed broads got the wettest snatches ive ever had & seen. ….Damn hard to cut them off….gattdamn water works, Nooooo Bullshit.

  75. Joe 88 Says:

    The only reason Jay’s been smashin’ Rihanna is because they’re moving the NJ Nets arena to her forehead.

    Godson………….

  76. I Fux Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    @ IFUX…i heard that Filipinas on the west love them some knukkas..fact or fiction?

    ^^ yes unfortunately and Pretty Hispanic dudes like me(no conciet) have to get the Filipinas that are Bougie not the grimy ones who like them cats that are Hip Hop

  77. G7 Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    Any man that wears Capris is granting access to his anal orifice…

    ^Don’t make me post that picture of you dressed like peter pan with a jheri curl nigga.

    ====
    hahahha

  78. Phuque Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    @ IFUX…i heard that Filipinas on the west love them some knukkas..fact or fiction?

    # hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Fact

    ^^

    He didn’t say anything about short Devin George lookalikes named ‘Twan.

  79. I Fux Says:

    Cocca you aint lying damn the nostalgia I used to date this Filipina girl Sharon why back in high school and she was the only girl I ever met who could squirt like pretty far …….I have asked other girls but they think I am crazy

  80. D. Billz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    I know I’m kinda overzealous, but that ninja Kojo got Chappelle-type potential.

    ***Straight up…similar delivery, too….

    ^Yeah, you can always tell who people studied before they started their career. Patrice definitely has some Chris Rock laced in his delivery. I damn near fell out when he was talkin’ about shit we’re supposed to care about. “Are we still caring about the miners?”

    And even the white dude had some Dane Cook in his delivery. Don’t be surprised if by late ’08 he’ll be on HBO or some shit.

  81. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Cocca show pics or that story never happened…

  82. D. Billz Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    The only reason Jay’s been smashin’ Rihanna is because they’re moving the NJ Nets arena to her forehead.

    Godson………….

    ^I read that shit like wooooooow. Lol.

  83. D. Billz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    @ IFUX…i heard that Filipinas on the west love them some knukkas..fact or fiction?

    ^I’ve heard the same shit. Especially in the Bay Area where the minorities tend to stick together.

  84. green eyes Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    Greenie ether report says:

    >joe’ll be the one in the capris…. oh wait.. thats everyone.. never mind

    j/k joe, its said with love

    *trashes capri’s J88 had prepaired for stone soul pinic saturday*

    *Looks for regular shorts*

    *Doesn’t own a pair*

    *Lowers head*

    ^ LMAO.. speaking of shorts.. Im noticing the summer trend for men is plaid shorts. Is this true elsewhere in the country?

  85. Big Homie Says:

    *packs bag for Bay Area*

  86. D. Billz Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    @ IFUX…i heard that Filipinas on the west love them some knukkas..fact or fiction?

    # hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Fact

    ^^

    He didn’t say anything about short Devin George lookalikes named ‘Twan.

    ^ *in Twan voice* heyyyyyyyyyyy Darrrriusssssss… ya hair is lookin’ SO good…

  87. cOLD Says:

    NR Lite padre. stop sleepin’.

    ^word, my bad screech

  88. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    Cocca you aint lying damn the nostalgia I used to date this Filipina girl Sharon why back in high school and she was the only girl I ever met who could squirt like pretty far …….I have asked other girls but they think I am crazy

    ^^^
    …i know… its the worst… i tried cutting off my ex for 4 years, every time i thought of her naked, i sent her flowers… then get mad, cuss her ass out, and not call her for a month, then do the same shit over again… If she was a vicious bitch, id be in LA with 2-3 kids right now.

  89. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Plaid Shorts been in style since last year….

  90. Big Homie Says:

    Greenie: yup here too. Plaid shorts must be the new thing. Not my style though. They have a rack of for cheap at Footlocker ..lol

  91. D. Billz Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    Joe 88 Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    Greenie ether report says:

    >joe’ll be the one in the capris…. oh wait.. thats everyone.. never mind

    j/k joe, its said with love

    *trashes capri’s J88 had prepaired for stone soul pinic saturday*

    *Looks for regular shorts*

    *Doesn’t own a pair*

    *Lowers head*

    ^ LMAO.. speaking of shorts.. Im noticing the summer trend for men is plaid shorts. Is this true elsewhere in the country?

    ^On the east it is: B’more, Philly, uptown NY… don’t know where else though.

  92. I Fux Says:

    ^ LMAO.. speaking of shorts.. Im noticing the summer trend for men is plaid shorts. Is this true elsewhere in the country?

    ^^ i stay rocking Polo Plaid shorts in the summer with some 180’s or white on white AF1’s ……I can be hip-hop too

  93. Phuque Says:

    green eyes:

    >> LMAO.. speaking of shorts.. Im noticing the summer trend for men is plaid shorts. Is this true elsewhere in the country?

    ^^Yep

  94. Rey Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    eskay:

    >>rihanna and cassie are both gorgeous

    ^^

    The only reason Jay’s been smashin’ Rihanna is because they’re moving the NJ Nets arena to her forehead.

    ^^^^^

    LMAO

  95. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Wtf is a Twan?…

    The only thing I fuck with is Twat….

    Was Twan a typo for Twat?

  96. D. Billz Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    *packs bag for Bay Area*

    ^Cop me a ticket too. I’ll front you the dough when we get off the plane, lol.

    And smh @ your Arundel Mills observation. It’s crazy because you got PG, B’more, Howard County, and Anne Arundel ninjas all in one mall. And you can tell them all apart.

  97. Joe 88 Says:

    >LMAO.. speaking of shorts.. Im noticing the summer trend for men is plaid shorts. Is this true elsewhere in the country?

    ^It’s heavy down here also. You know when something caught on when you see junkies wearing it, lol. I had a pair, but I took em back, there color scheme wasn’t what I was looking for, but if I find that perfect pair, i’m copping em……… in capri length.

    *Sees everyone nodding there head until I mention capri’s*

    *Tries to offer everyone mentos*

    *Sees rey already did that*

    *Runs*

  98. green eyes Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    Plaid Shorts been in style since last year….

    ^ no one asked what you and your “life partner” wear

  99. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    Cocca show pics or that story never happened…

    ^^^
    Respectfuly Decline… i got alot of love for old girl. and this bitch is gonna inherit a small forture soon, i need to keep up appearances, Sorry Hoots. not this time.

  100. D. Billz Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    ^ LMAO.. speaking of shorts.. Im noticing the summer trend for men is plaid shorts. Is this true elsewhere in the country?

    ^^ i stay rocking Polo Plaid shorts in the summer with some 180’s or white on white AF1’s ……I can be hip-hop too

    ^lol @ your last sentence “I can be hip hop too”, makin’ it sound like you’re tryin’ too hard. Ol’ givin’ dapz for everything ass ninja, lol.

  101. hoodtalk.org Says:

    John Stockton Shorts > Man Capris

  102. I Fux Says:

    But on the Plaid shorts tip, No Queer eye but I can tell which ones are cheap ass shorts by the pattern

  103. hoodtalk.org Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    Plaid Shorts been in style since last year….

    ^ no one asked what you and your “life partner” wear

    ^Shut up fat ugly bitch

  104. Rey Says:

    green eyes Says:

    ^ LMAO.. speaking of shorts.. Im noticing the summer trend for men is plaid shorts. Is this true elsewhere in the country?

    ^^^^^

    LI dudes are rocking those too.

    Not me tho’, fuck that.

  105. I Fux Says:

    ^lol @ your last sentence “I can be hip hop too”, makin’ it sound like you’re tryin’ too hard. Ol’ givin’ dapz for everything ass ninja, lol.

    ^^ you should know me by now, I was being facetious(sp)

  106. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    ^ LMAO.. speaking of shorts.. Im noticing the summer trend for men is plaid shorts. Is this true elsewhere in the country?

    ^^ i stay rocking Polo Plaid shorts in the summer with some 180’s or white on white AF1’s ……I can be hip-hop too

    ^^^
    Yea The Rodney Dangerfield Plad shorts are always a go… thats straight 88 Polo shit when the Lo-Lifes was Killn’em.

  107. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Whats the difference between Cheap Plaid Shorts and Expensive Plaid Shorts?

  108. Joe 88 Says:

    *Currently listening to D-Tay (young buck artist)”Sippin purp”*

    Yea they robbed me for my chain, but that shit there aint no thang, I just rob another nigga, soon as I get off the plane

  109. I Fux Says:

    http://www.karmaloop.com/category.asp?CatID=1&SubID=3

    ^^ they got what you need

  110. hoodtalk.org Says:

    D-Tay got robbed in Chicago….

  111. Joe 88 Says:

    Whats the difference between Cheap Plaid Shorts and Expensive Plaid Shorts?

    Like 30 to 40 grand cocksucker, beat it

  112. I Fux Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    Whats the difference between Cheap Plaid Shorts and Expensive Plaid Shorts?

    ^^ not the price homie the Pattern…….I dont know how to describe it but I can see it, No Dionne Warwick

  113. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Billz- my favorite line was “My girl has been with me for 5 yrs..I been with her ass 8 months”…

    I’ve seen that white dude on Comedy Central, doing the exact same jokes, but that shit was still funny…the Umbro joke was off the top, I think though..

    Dude Mike Brooks is a funny ass DC comedian, too..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_edHCG-wpA

  114. Rey Says:

    lol @ J88

    ~~~~

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    green eyes Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    Plaid Shorts been in style since last year….

    ^ no one asked what you and your “life partner” wear

    ^Shut up fat ugly bitch

    ^^^^^

    *smacks hootie with glove*

    *challenges to duel*

    That’s not how we talk to women-folk, potna.

  115. G7 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    Plaid Shorts been in style since last year….

    ^ no one asked what you and your “life partner” wear

    ===
    you proved he lost already

  116. hoodtalk.org Says:

    http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2641018&cp=1760781.1903929&view=all&ab=viewall&SMR=1&parentPage=family
    ^Polo Plaid Shorts…

  117. green eyes Says:

    the plaid shorts things isnt a bad look. but when you go somewhere and you got fifty-11 dudes rocking it, its just alot to take in visually

  118. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    Whats the difference between Cheap Plaid Shorts and Expensive Plaid Shorts?

    ^^^
    The material… but from looking, nothing really… u wanna but the ones with the Polo Man or Burberry Equestrian Knight Logos on the leg.

  119. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Rey Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    lol @ J88

    ~~~~

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    green eyes Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    Plaid Shorts been in style since last year….

    ^ no one asked what you and your “life partner” wear

    ^Shut up fat ugly bitch

    ^^^^^

    *smacks hootie with glove*

    *challenges to duel*

    That’s not how we talk to women-folk, potna.

    ^Its not a woman…its a cow…

  120. D. Billz Says:

    Phonte’s analysis of Transformers:

    The Backstory: Truth be told, I was never really a big fan of Transformers as a child. Instead of toys, I always wanted moms to buy me records and tapes instead…….still, I couldn’t resist checking this one…

    The Plot: I’m convinced that whoever writes this shit is smokin that oooooooh weeeee (c) Martin I seriously can’t remember WHAT this shit was about…. something about these alien robot niggas who come to Earth to have their final battle over ‘The Cube,’ which is this awesome box that packs double the power of 100 Red Bulls and 10,000 Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks combined. The Good Guys were Ratchet, Optimus Prime, and another nigga with alot of guns…..the main bad guy was Megatron…

    The Verdict: Dope flick. Shia LaBeouf did his thing, and even my nigga Tyrese wasn’t too shabby. (Rumor has it that there’s an alternate ending in which Tyrese obtains the cube from Megatron by singing his 1998 hit, ‘Lately.’ Upon hearing Black Ty’s melodious voice, Megatron weeps and comes to the realization that, ‘no…..you HAVEN’T told me you loved me..’ However, that proved to be far too awesome an ending for ‘Transformers,’ and apparently Michael Bay is saving it for ‘Go Bots’ in 2009). I must note that ‘Transformers’ was pretty long and isn’t really a ‘kids’ movie, per se (my son went to sleep on it). But even if you get lost in the story, it doesn’t matter. The special effects are dope, and the fight scenes are really something to behold.

  121. Rey Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    Whats the difference between Cheap Plaid Shorts and Expensive Plaid Shorts?

    Like 30 to 40 grand cocksucker, beat it

    ^^^^^

    LMAO

  122. hoodtalk.org Says:

    LOL @ Burberry…people still wear that? I have wore that since 02 or 01

    How much Burberry Shorts go for? 300?

  123. green eyes Says:

    (Rumor has it that there’s an alternate ending in which Tyrese obtains the cube from Megatron by singing his 1998 hit, ‘Lately.’ Upon hearing Black Ty’s melodious voice, Megatron weeps and comes to the realization that, ‘no…..you HAVEN’T told me you loved me..’ However, that proved to be far too awesome an ending for ‘Transformers,’ and apparently Michael Bay is saving it for ‘Go Bots’ in 2009).

    ^ LMAO

  124. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LOL @

    Rumor has it that there’s an alternate ending in which Tyrese obtains the cube from Megatron by singing his 1998 hit, ‘Lately.’ Upon hearing Black Ty’s melodious voice, Megatron weeps and comes to the realization that, ‘no…..you HAVEN’T told me you loved me

  125. green eyes Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    Rey Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    lol @ J88

    ~~~~

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    green eyes Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    Plaid Shorts been in style since last year….

    ^ no one asked what you and your “life partner” wear

    ^Shut up fat ugly bitch

    ^^^^^

    *smacks hootie with glove*

    *challenges to duel*

    That’s not how we talk to women-folk, potna.

    ^Its not a woman…its a cow…

    ^ you used to be so much more creative.

  126. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2641018&cp=1760781.1903929&view=all&ab=viewall&SMR=1&parentPage=family
    ^Polo Plaid Shorts…

    ^^
    yea, but u cant rock’em like some YokeyBowy… and u gotta have a bangin top, See, like right now, goin into the Fall, u can do the Plaid shorts with a Fly pair of Gortex leather boots with the thick boot socks & a Long sleve Rugby & a Fly hat & be on some Fresh Fall shit…

  127. D. Billz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 15th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    @ Billz- my favorite line was “My girl has been with me for 5 yrs..I been with her ass 8 months”…

    I’ve seen that white dude on Comedy Central, doing the exact same jokes, but that shit was still funny…the Umbro joke was off the top, I think though..

    Dude Mike Brooks is a funny ass DC comedian, too..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_edHCG-wpA

    ^THAT’s the other ninja’s name that I couldn’t think of. His stand-ups are always funny. Especially when he talk about ninjas givin’ wack ass massages as a way to cop feels.

    Or hold up, what about when he say he help the old lady put her bag up on the plane so that God can see him doin’ a good deed. Then she wanna ask him to help her take it down and he’s like, “damn… I just kept the plane in the air the whole time… what more do you want?”… paraphrased, of course.

  128. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Joe 88 demoted of being Nahright Stylist

    Cocca88 = New Nahright Stylist

    Ifux = Nahright Fashionista

  129. Rey Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    ^Its not a woman…its a cow…

    ***

    aaaaaannnnd you’re done. Move along, Hootie.

  130. Phuque Says:

    lol & smh @ Phonte always pretending to be ignant.

  131. COCCA88crazy88SINCE88 Says:

    …New Post PPL.

  132. I Fux Says:

    Burberry is a brand that never goes out of style but Ja-Rule killed it, England cats stay rocking that ish

  133. Rey Says:

    New Post

  134. hip hop cops Says:

    >>LOL @ Burberry…people still wear that? I have wore that since 02 or 01

    How much Burberry Shorts go for? 300?

    guess your mom must have bought em for you

    keep it pimpin

  135. Foekist Says:

    Billz widdup

  136. Foekist Says:

    man i gotta get out of corp america like yestaday, white boy just blessed the God *pause* with 2 vip jumpoffs to the rock the bells in 2 weeks wit Nas and Wu Tang. Why the fuck they having a concert at 1pm on a Wednesday anyways?

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