Video: Can’t Tell Me Nothin’ (Zach Galifianakis)

Oh Sailor, why’d you do it?

First Kanye swipes Jon Brion from her, now he jacks Fiona Apple’s video concept.

It would’ve been funny if at the “room full of hoes” part, they showed him standing in a room full of hoes. Ha! I kill me.


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81 Responses to “Video: Can’t Tell Me Nothin’ (Zach Galifianakis)”

  1. I Fux Says:

    WHo is Your Father :Fuxie

  2. Klive Rex Says:

    Braaaaat!

  3. Belize Says:

    Belize Says:

    July 25th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    G7 Says:

    ==
    wha’pen king? mi jussa chill out still!!

    ^
    Same rass star, my boss di lamp round so I jus di mass ova yea. Di check out Willow at work, u have fi luv my laziness today..lol

  4. I Fux Says:

    You Know I am old school Like Ninja Shoes

  5. The-XFacta Says:

    3rd

  6. j Says:

    1. amazing.

  7. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=12413

    Max B is back

  8. tyrone biggums Says:

    lmao @ me being 2 posts back…..i drop a novel only to find 2 new posts made

    green eyes Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    tyrone biggums Says:

    July 25th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    smh @ myself cause i really did ghostride a whip before…..no really like true stroy i ghostride the whip ( aint no 89 accord either shit was my 98′ 328 i. )

    again i’m dead serious this is no joke i really did that shit……..however it wasnt on purpose…….smh @ myself…..i’m a just leave it at that but i know you motherfuckers are gonna wanna hear the rest of the story….

    ^ how the…
    *scratches head*
    Ty… you smoke too much.

    lmao….i knew someone would want an explantation dammit ok here it goes…..and i swear this 100 % true story….

    ok so the last house i lived in was on a highway basically a 4 lane highway 2 lanes going each side….my house was up on a hill on that highway….you drive down the road pull up a steep driveway and park your car and get out…..well i parked my car in the same sopt in the driveway everyday multiple times for over a year….one day i get home from work drive the car up the driveway park the car….hop ot to go get the mail….i walk behind the car go down to the mailbox grab the mail……and all of a sudden i see someone backing out my driveway out the corner of my eye……

    of curse at first i think o whose here…..wait a couple seconds….no wait i’m the only one here wtf ? …..i look its my car rolling in reverse right down my driveway and right past me ( mind you its been over atleast 1 minute since i got out of the car )

    also keep in mind this is @ 5:00 on a friday afternoon ( peak rush hour ) on a retardly bust street at which in almost no point and time is there not atleast a couple cars flying by.

    well once irealize its my car and there is no one in it……i look right miracuosly no cars…..left not a car in site…..now i’m running after the car ( as if i could someone grab it and stop it or jump in and hit the brakes no problem )….and since of course i cant catch it i see it going for the curb i’m praying its gonna hit it and stop so i can hop in drive it up my driveway ( also at this point i’m thinking i was retarded and didnt put the car in park….not so but thats the only thing i could think of )

    now of course the curb doesnt stop the car….the car flies over the curb goes over a little of my neighbors grass and then flyies off their hill ( and watching it go in mid air….its going straight into my neighbors house ) and the back bumper slams on their driveway i hear the car smas, but cant see it it disappeared over the hill….i’m waiting to hear the house collapse when i see over the hill i see the car smash on the ground you can see the whole car jolt ( frame bent and shocks snapped ) but the car just took a sharp turn just missed their garage by literally a foot or 2 fell down another hill right to the side of there house and literally landed ontop of a tree……..

    now again i thought i forgot to put it in park but what happened was my brake line snapped cause it had been worn down from parking on a hill in the same exact spot so many different times ( and i usually wouldnt use the emergency brake that the line wore down and it finally snapped that day )

    i really am stil lamazed to this day that a) it didnt go throuh the house but b) i still cant believe i choose like the only 30 seconds in the history of the highway that there wasnt atleast 1 car on it going one of the ways

    tyrone biggums Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    ….damn i’m trying to take my spot back…..billz you gonna have to step the novel game up son….i just droppd a classic……

  9. Rey Says:

    What the fuck is this shit?

  10. Belize Says:

    Hey isnt this the big bad/stupid guy from Revenge from the Nerds?

    Lambda Lambda on u fukheads

  11. Jamz Says:

    Is that the Brawny Man?

  12. tyrone biggums Says:

    am i the only one who doesnt get this ? seriously whats the fuck is this ?

    this zach galifiankis guy is a comedian he’s pretty funny when not just down right weird but what the fuck is this ?

  13. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    feeding peanuts to a squirrel>feeding your nuts to a white girl

  14. Jamz Says:

    Weird Al Yankadank > Zach Galifiankis

  15. 456 Says:

    hat up jamz. as someone who has studied punani architecture for most of my natural born life, i have found that i definitely prefer the women of the hotter lands…

  16. the streets Says:

    lost me on this one… not sure what the correlation between the video and the song is besides the video LOOKIN like its funny as hell…

    W W W . T H E S T R E E T S T A L K . C O M

  17. Belize Says:

    Ghey post scurr me…im out…

  18. el_feces_loco Says:

    ^Remember, Dame unofficially signed Joe Budden to the Roc.

    See: my post in the Broken Wings thread

    ^^^Damn I missed a pro Dame Dash convo?

    Waddup Green Ike rey billz aziz ifux lo k plug soul clapper..all of yous.

  19. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    ugggh borrring

    good post

  20. Rey Says:

    @ Ty.. Wow.. That’s fuckin’ crazy.

  21. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    July 25th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=12413

    Max B is back

    thats definitly not a good thing.

  22. I Fux Says:

    *daps Furious* probably the only dude that gets my sense of humor, No Kenny Mayne

    Yo Belly good shit up on your blog major props and e-drink on me.

    LMAO at TY you need to step your ghost ride game and if you were thizzing you would have been able to jump on the roof of your car slide over to the driver side and hit the break

  23. Jamz Says:

    456 Says:

    July 25th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    what up jamz. as someone who has studied punani architecture for most of my natural born life, i have found that i definitely prefer the women of the hotter lands…

    ^^I’d have to agree with you there playa!

  24. lo k Says:

    fionna apple = wifey material…

  25. D. Billz Says:

    Yo… I need somebody to hit me up with that Lupe/Pharrell “…And He Gets the Girl” track I heard last year. It never made it to a mixtape (that I know of).

    Ty… my Joey B. “Broken Wings” post supercedes any novel you’ve ever posted. Until you top that, “you’ve got nothin’!” (c) annoyin’ sports fan

  26. 456 Says:

    what up feces…still waiting for the dame-benzino renaissance you been predicting

  27. tyrone biggums Says:

    el_feces_loco Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
    ^Remember, Dame unofficially signed Joe Budden to the Roc.

    See: my post in the Broken Wings thread

    ^^^Damn I missed a pro Dame Dash convo?

    Waddup Green Ike rey billz aziz ifux lo k plug soul clapper..all of yous.

    …….shiiiiiiiit i still have this mixtape hosted by dame where he piterally spends half the mixtape yelling about how he just offically offically ( yeah i typed it twice cause he said it twice ) signed joe budden and how it was a wrap for these other cats ( i know generic ass talk but still he said he had him offically offically signed wtf ? )

    but i hope dame does take over dj cause he will release joey first month no questions asked….

  28. lo k Says:

    what’s poppin’ feces?

  29. Rey Says:

    What up Feces?

    ~~~

    Eskay, seriously, this is the NahRight equivalent of XXL’s “Chingy” cover debacle.

  30. Plug Says:

    SMH @ tys story. that is a classic. yo must stay in san Fran or kentucky or somethin wit all thoses hills

  31. I Fux Says:

    Yo… I need somebody to hit me up with that Lupe/Pharrell “…And He Gets the Girl” track I heard last year. It never made it to a mixtape (that I know of).

    ^^WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(c) Ric Flair …….You know I got it on my ipod but I dont know how to up it from the Ipod to my Mac

  32. 456 Says:

    but i hope dame does take over dj cause he will release joey first month no questions asked….

    ^maybe he could just give him a pro-ked sneaker endorsement – “the depression”

  33. green eyes Says:

    what up feces, furiouis

    lmao @ ty

  34. Belize Says:

    I Fux Says:

    Yo Belly good shit up on your blog major props and e-drink on me.

    *leaves desk and goes to circle k*

    *cops two 40 oz of Miller High Life*

    *passes it to fux*

    Cheers!

  35. Jamz Says:

    Whaddup El El Feces…

    @Ty – Do you really think Dame can help Joe’s career?

  36. Rey Says:

    tyrone biggums Says:

    …….shiiiiiiiit i still have this mixtape hosted by dame where he piterally spends half the mixtape yelling about how he just offically offically ( yeah i typed it twice cause he said it twice ) signed joe budden and how it was a wrap for these other cats ( i know generic ass talk but still he said he had him offically offically signed wtf ? )

    but i hope dame does take over dj cause he will release joey first month no questions asked….

    ^^^^^^

    Coooooooooooooooooooooo-Sign

  37. 456 Says:

    ^^WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(c) Ric Flair …….You know I got it on my ipod but I dont know how to up it from the Ipod to my Mac

    ^download ipod disk. shit changed my life

  38. tyrone biggums Says:

    Rey Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    @ Ty.. Wow.. That’s fuckin’ crazy.

    yeah the shit was fucked up……but its hilarious now

    LMAO at TY you need to step your ghost ride game and if you were thizzing you would have been able to jump on the roof of your car slide over to the driver side and hit the break

    lmao….i know i’m a below avg. ghostrider….that was my first time cut me some slack

    Ty… my Joey B. “Broken Wings” post supercedes any novel you’ve ever posted. Until you top that, “you’ve got nothin’!” (c) annoyin’ sports fan

    ………lmao @ this ninja still living off a post from a year and a half ago….what have you done for us lately ( nhoc )…….ol al bundy scored 4 touchdowns in one game/made a broken wings post…. motherfucker

  39. Belize Says:

    > Do you really think Dame can help Joe’s career?

    ^
    dame can’t help dame’s career

  40. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    billz whats your email? ive got that shit on my cpu.

  41. I Fux Says:

    No emo Rey but this song made me a Lupe stan and not just a fan

    Well I know im not the coolest
    And this might sound kind of foolish
    Cus I know im not tha smoothest
    Told myself I shouldn’t do this
    Cus im not very well suited
    Not tha popularist of students
    We aint n tha same crowd
    Always c u with tha hoopers
    But we got tha same lunch
    U might c me with tha cooler
    That’s cus Ion eat pork
    U can never b sure
    O u like Lincoln park
    Thats tha hat from tha tour
    I got a autographed shirt they wrote “much love 2 ya”
    Man that’s really funny how we like tha same music
    But I really love jazz
    I was gonna play tha tuba
    I tried to join tha band they sed I was really really bad
    Didn’t really make me sad
    Im used to being tha loser
    But u I think ure super
    So much I had to pursue ya
    I don belive tha things they sey or tha football teams rumors
    Tha quarterback cant spell
    Im his after skoo tutor
    I juss took a que from cupid
    Now I hink its stupid
    Im sorry
    And then I walked away
    Thinkiin that she would never talk to me
    Like wat wer u thinking
    Bringing up tha band
    U would have got a better result if would have just beat her up and ran
    U shouldnuv worn ur glasses
    Take ur shirt up out ur pants
    C now its all over
    And u wont get another chance
    Dam
    I was soo close to her
    Then I felt a hand on mI shoulder
    She sed I no ur not tha coolest but I swer u r tha cutest
    And I no u played tha tuba
    I seen u at tha recital
    It takes a lot to get up ther and embarrass urself
    But u shouldn put down u should merit urself
    That just mean u not a punk
    I like tha lonliest monk
    Hest tha wallpaper on mI computer
    I luv final fantasy
    I hate first person shoters (me too)
    Meditorters was nice
    But I bought higher theory twice
    Half of tha cheerleading squad is in tha stouper
    Tha only reason I du it cus mI mother took state wen she was a junior
    And she want me to du tha same so im like naw
    I wanna be an oncologist and diagnos tumors
    I gotta a pet parrot his name is mister tuna
    mI favorite food is fish
    remember that for tha future
    mi IM name is miss luana u can hit me after six

  42. Belize Says:

    K..im really gotta do sum work

    uno!

  43. G7 Says:

    Dame will put out Budden’s album right away just to make it look like Hov was holding him back.

  44. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    > Do you really think Dame can help Joe’s career?

    ^
    dame can’t help dame’s career

    ^^^^^
    LMAO

  45. tyrone biggums Says:

    Plug Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    SMH @ tys story. that is a classic. yo must stay in san Fran or kentucky or somethin wit all thoses hills

    ….naw but the high way was literally cut right in the middle of this hill….so the house are at the tp of the hill and the highway down at the bottom….

  46. AzIz Says:

    havin a boss with a stank ass attitude > working at a company that has blocked youtube

  47. green eyes Says:

    ………lmao @ this ninja still living off a post from a year and a half ago….what have you done for us lately ( nhoc )…….ol al bundy scored 4 touchdowns in one game/made a broken wings post…. motherfucker

    ^ *floor*

  48. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Even if Dame releases a Budden album, I doubt it will be promoted heavily(nh). When Joe’s first album was released he was everywhere and that cd barely went gold(in a time when people actually bought albums)

  49. Big Homie Says:

    Stacy Dash > Damon Dash

    Damon Wayans > Damon Dash

  50. I Fux Says:

    456 Says:

    July 25th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    ^^WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(c) Ric Flair …….You know I got it on my ipod but I dont know how to up it from the Ipod to my Mac

    ^download ipod disk. shit changed my life

    ^^ link or reference please

  51. green eyes Says:

    lol.. what up shanti

  52. Rey Says:

    What track are those lyrics from, Fuxito?

  53. AzIz Says:

    what’s goin on green

  54. I Fux Says:

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/1470380acf769c/

    ^^ and he gets the girl ……….. I think

  55. Phuque Says:

    Fux:

    >> and he gets the girl ……….. I think

    ^^Correct – good song by Wasalu….

  56. Rey Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    July 25th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    Even if Dame releases a Budden album, I doubt it will be promoted heavily(nh). When Joe’s first album was released he was everywhere and that cd barely went gold(in a time when people actually bought albums)

    ^^^^

    Ehh.. Not really, cuz his album dropped in June of 2003, which was allll 50 alllll the time.. I didn’t really catch the Pump It Up video, and even tho’ the song spun on Hot and Power, it was overshadowed that summer by R. Kelly, Beyonce, 50.. sheeit, even Chingy..

    I know that cuz I had a gf that lived like a half hour away so me and the radio got to know each other quite well..

  57. 456 Says:

    dame dash joe budden and pro-ked presents the “broken wing I”

  58. I Fux Says:

    I love that track *daps billy for the hitting the remind button*

  59. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Pimp C’s interview > anything else that’s happened in hip hop all year

  60. tyrone biggums Says:

    > Do you really think Dame can help Joe’s career?

    …ok walk with me here a minute…..i’m not by any means suggesting dame will come and joey will go quadrupile platnium not even close…..i’m saying he will help his career because he will help him actually relase his album….listen we all know something else is going on def jam released way too many bricks and let them same artist come back and brick again but joey cant get a shot ? his last album sold more than redman, ghostface, young guns bleek any of them…..there is no denying joey has more fans now that when his first album dropped will they all BUY the album who knows probaly not but i bet he still would do better than any of the aformentioned artists….

    so i’m not saying dame would make him a huge commercial star he probably would end up at gold or alittle over eventually but people act like thats so bad now a days but unless your jay-z kanye or t.i. thats an impressive number…

    so yes dame could help his career cause dame would put his music out….and that alone is a help…..anything more than just allowing his music out ( and maybe giving him a bigger budget for beats and promotion ) no i dont think he would help….again i’m not saying dame will make him a star but he will make him a working artist again…..

  61. Joe 88 Says:

    Ehh.. Not really, cuz his album dropped in June of 2003, which was allll 50 alllll the time.. I didn’t really catch the Pump It Up video, and even tho’ the song spun on Hot and Power, it was overshadowed that summer by R. Kelly, Beyonce, 50.. sheeit, even Chingy..

    ^Freeway did #, if i’m not mistaken free was the only person that had the balls (nh) to drop on the same day as fiddy, cause I copped(got someone to cop) both CD’s for me.

  62. AzIz Says:

    what up loco.

    @ 456
    did u listen to that pimp c interview? that shit is hilarious.

  63. landLORD Says:

    … wtf ? …

  64. Joe 88 Says:

    Pimp C’s interview > anything else that’s happened in hip hop all year

    ^Co-sign

    Pimp C interviews > 50 cent interviews > Jim jones interviews

  65. 456 Says:

    what aziz.

    nah i gonna listen rto it in a sec.

  66. Phuque Says:

    *stares at Ty Biggs’ novel*

    must be about Budden…

  67. eskay Says:

    Pimp C interviews > life

  68. tyrone biggums Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    Even if Dame releases a Budden album, I doubt it will be promoted heavily(nh). When Joe’s first album was released he was everywhere and that cd barely went gold(in a time when people actually bought albums)

    when his album actually dropped ….they only released one single….most people had no clue who is was except as that pump it up guy ( and pump it up is the first thing people point to today when they say he is wack )

    the released fire 3 months after his album dropped

    and thats why i say dame would help because dame would put aside more for joey promotion than anyone else cause dame has already proven he believes in joey and saw what joey did as an unkown ( i lived in jersey city and i barely ever heard of dude when his album dropped…ok maybe like a month or 2 before iknew but that was on some jersey shit ) with the e-army of buddens stand you cant tell me he wont sell as much as ghostface/redman/y’g’s/ bleek you cant tell me he will brick that bad…..yet they all get to put out another album some 2 in one year ?

  69. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Ehh.. Not really, cuz his album dropped in June of 2003, which was allll 50 alllll the time.. I didn’t really catch the Pump It Up video, and even tho’ the song spun on Hot and Power, it was overshadowed that summer by R. Kelly, Beyonce, 50.. sheeit, even Chingy..
    ^^^^
    I’m not saying Budden was the most popular artist out at the time. But, he was definetly on the radio and tv all the time, I remeber that. He was being marketed as the next big thing(nh) in rap.

  70. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    im not about to sit here and try to type all u ninjas names…

    what up everybody?

    TwoTimes says:

    U Mad?

    Curtisssssssss…Available for download 7/28/07

  71. tyrone biggums Says:

    Phuque Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    *stares at Ty Biggs’ novel*

    must be about Budden…

    ……not the first one ( and the longer one ( pause ))

    the second one if but its cause i was asked a specific question what am i supposed to ignore jamz ?

  72. el_feces_loco Says:

    Waddup Jamz, greenery aint shit momma..lo k waddup.

    # 456 Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    what up feces…still waiting for the dame-benzino renaissance you been predicting

    ^^I told you..they gon come back on white horses…If Dame was back in the spotlight I could see him injectin some life into the game..Nigga gave Jay some personality…all that shit talking, fronting, boasting, crazy interviews, wild fun…and he wasnt even a rapper.

    Dame Dash-the original Jim Jones.

  73. Mr.Londoner Says:

    this dosent make sense

    Real version, no youtube quality..

    kanyewest.com/?content=video_cant_tell_alt

  74. CNH Says:

    Yea usually this guy is funny, i doubt he relle did this, somebody prolly jus put the song ova this video, it didnt even follow the verse lol ~1~

  75. E.MikE Says:

    why mention weird al? this aint a remake of the song

  76. freshley greene Says:

    no props for will oldham? its probably his farm.

  77. That Man Says:

    The video posted her is out of sync. That’s the problem.

    Didn’t anybody catch that???????

  78. That Man Says:

    *here*

    smh @ my grammar skills

  79. Justpassinthru Says:

    # Big Homie Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=12413

    [s]Max B[/s] Jim Jones ghostwriter is back

  80. wes Says:

    BTW the other guy is world-famous eccentric folk artist Will Oldham

  81. gigi Says:

    im glad u knew the fiona apple connection on this video ;)

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