Dear Slim

 

So by now many of you have probably heard about this kid Kyle Spratt from Ontario. He jacked Kim Mathers’ cell phone from a bingo hall where he worked and copied down Em and Obie’s phone numbers before returning it. He then waited a few days and hit Em up begging him to listen to his demo.

Em declined, and Spratt received a call from the fuzz shortly thereafter. Spratt recorded both conversations and incorporated them into a song called "Slim Sellout." At the beginning you can hear the phone conversation that Spratt had with Em, who tries to change his voice and act like it’s not him. Pretty fucking hilarious.

The song was originally posted on his Myspace page, but it was removed the other day, and so I decided to liberate it here. 

Kyle Spratt – Slim Sellout 


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54 Responses to “Dear Slim”

  1. s Says:

    This kid got Em’s attention no? Its better than any of the ppl making comments about it! Plus it takes fucking balls to steal Kim’s phone i bet some of you queers would talk about doing it and never go through with it. And fuck all you sayin Canada aint shit…The good thing about rappers in Canada you have to have REAL talent to go n-e not some fake ass ganster story over good beats…

  2. spratt + steeeeeeeezy's bitch. Says:

    i fucking love kyle spratt,
    and RSTEEEEEEEEEEZY.
    you boys are the fucking worldd to me.
    everyone i know fucking loves kyle’s music and if they don’t , it’s because they’re bitches who are jealous.
    all you haters get a life, spratt ‘aint no stan.

    he lyrically smashed marshall in this track, and the rumors i’ve been hearing , he GOT marshalls attention because everyones been talking about how he wrote a reply to ” slim sellout ” supposedly called ” shady wars ”

    just waiting to see what goes on.
    in all honesty, i still like marshall and his music,
    i just like kyle’s better because he’s a REAL down to- earth, i’ll remember where i came from and those who encouraged me on the way type guy, i love you kyle.

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    […] Remember this kid? He stole Kim Mathers’ cell phone from a bingo hall (classy) and started crank calling Em and Obie, asking them to listen to his demo. Then when Em screamed on him, he sampled it and made a song about it. Good times. Well, the little homey was recently sentenced to a year of probation and hit with a $230 fine for his stannery.  […]

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    […] Remember this kid? He stole Kim Mathers’ cell phone from a bingo hall (classy) and started crank calling Em and Obie, asking them to listen to his demo. Then when Em screamed on him, he sampled it and made a song about it. Good times. Well, the little homey was recently sentenced to a year of probation and hit with a $230 fine for his stannery. […]

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