May 29th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Uncle Murda once visited the British Virgin Islands, Now, theyâ€™re called the British Islands.
Uncle Murda doesnâ€™t play god, because playing is for children. God, however, plays Uncle Murda.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Uncle Murda could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Uncle Murda does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Uncle Murda.
You donâ€™t insult Uncle Murda, youâ€™re already dead.
Uncle Murda has two speeds; Walk, and Kill.
Uncle Murda is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
i told you niggas last year eskay was all over murdas nutsack.
he tried to deny it at that point but i knew he was lying because
it wasnt cool to like murda yet. but i got some bad news for you eskay.
its still not cool to like uncle murda. dummy