Royce Da 5’9 – The Bar Exam

 

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01 Dj Premier Intro.mp3
02 Hit Em!.mp3
03 Royce Is Like.mp3
04 Gorilla Pimp.mp3
05 A Million More.mp3
06 Feelin It ’07.mp3
07 Who Want It.mp3
08 Ding! Ding!.mp3
09 As Live As It Gets.mp3
10 What You Call That! ft Termanology.mp3
11 Go Gettem!.mp3
12 Im Strapped.mp3
13 We Run Detroit.mp3
14 Ima Let You Tell It ft Kid Vishis.mp3
15 Down Bottom.mp3
16 Tell You Why Im Hot.mp3
17 Keep On Pushin.mp3
18 Street Hop.mp3
19 Kid Vishis Freestyle.mp3
20 Gone (The Return Of Malcolm).mp3
21 The Dream ft Rell.mp3
22 Dj Premier Outro.mp3
23 Sound The Alarm ft Black Milk & Guilty Simpson.mp3
24 They Call Me Kid Vishis (bonus).mp3
 
Royce Da 5’9", Dj Premier and Statik Selektah – The Bar Exam


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295 Responses to “Royce Da 5’9 – The Bar Exam”

  1. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Royce is dope

  2. D. Billz Says:

    Yup.

  3. yaboy Says:

    IM ILL son like yellow sneakers fam!

  4. HERBAL KINT Says:

    word

    good looks eskay

    way to keep your loyal supporters happy

  5. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    From the dead thread next door:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 11:42 am
    D. Billz Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 11:36 am
    >>the one spanish kid who thought he was from fucking tokyo cuz he took karate classes and wore JNCOs

    ^In MD we had Kim’s Karate. Couldn’t afford that ish. Substituted it with slap boxin’ with friends and re-enactments of Black Belt theater in the park, lol.

    ***I know you remember this shit, Billz….walk with me….they ran these shits thru the mid 80s….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7PEMGuA6tw

  6. hoodtalk.org Says:

    NAHRIGHT GANGSTA IS HERE

    Its looking like Game’s new mixtape is going to be a certified classic…

    Im listening to some leaked tracks of Game’s new mixtape…

    lets just say CLASSIC MATERIAL IS WHAT IM LISTENING TO..

    ya dig?

  7. yaboy Says:

    im like a elevator, im no come up, nor do i go down, whole click blow pounds… (c) Cam’s most recent hot song ‘child of the ghetto’

  8. D. Billz Says:

    Yo, Statik Selektah’s mixtapes have been FIYA so far. The Nas joint is bananas. And I got another one on my hard drive that he did that I can’t think of right now.

    Statik’s mixtapes > everybody else

    White dj’s right now > Black dj’s right now

  9. yaboy Says:

    im like a elevator, im no come up, nor do i go down, whole click blow pounds… (c) Cam’s most recent hot song ‘child of the ghetto’

  10. hoodtalk.org Says:

    NAHRIGHT GANGSTA IS HERE

    Its looking like Game’s new mixtape is going to be a certified classic…

    Im listening to some leaked tracks of Game’s new mixtape…

    lets just say CLASSIC MATERIAL IS WHAT IM LISTENING TO..

    ya dig?

  11. green eyes Says:

    i hope royce takes calcium supplements. otherwise he’ll start to shrink as he ages and be forced to change his name.

    nice post es.

  12. D. Billz Says:

    ***I know you remember this shit, Billz….walk with me….they ran these shits thru the mid 80s….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7PEMGuA6tw

    ^LMAO! YOOOO… where the fuck did you find that? I swear, I only remember the mofo doin’ the kick in the air. All other parts I don’t remember. Woooow… you was gettin’ ya Nation on with that one.

  13. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    I’ll check back in a few…

  14. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    whaddup, hootie…lol @ “ya dig”, though…shit reminds me of those gang members that shot JJ Evans…..

  15. HERBAL KINT Says:

    green eyes Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 11:48 am
    i hope royce takes calcium supplements. otherwise he’ll start to shrink as he ages and be forced to change his name.

    nice post es.

    lmao @ royce tha 5’7 and 1/4 “

  16. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 11:48 am
    i hope royce takes calcium supplements. otherwise he’ll start to shrink as he ages and be forced to change his name.

    nice post es.

    ***LOL…Deep Thoughts: By Jack Handy (c) SNL

  17. Conor Says:

    Wow, what a sweet Friday….packed a lip, had a breakfast wrap, Royce mixtape for when I get home, and a chance to watch the Celtics tank a game getting us even closer to Greg Oden…..

    let’s shoot for the moon, can anyone hook me up with an mp3 of tht new new Termanology song…I did it?

    And on a side note it looks like I could snowboard down Rihanna’s forehead in that add…..god damn

  18. HERBAL KINT Says:

    ***LOL…Deep Thoughts: By Jack Handy (c) SNL

    yo. bringing it back

    those joints were classic even after snl was well on it way to being terrible the deep thoughts shit was always worth checking for

  19. nation Says:

    i’m missing out on good new york time right now

  20. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Hootie Valentino the Fantabulously Super Homosexual Wonder Mutt sez:

    NAHRIGHT (studio) GANGSTA IS HERE

    ^^Whaddup Hooters.

  21. yaboy Says:

    rhianna > your bitch

  22. Rey Says:

    S Toy A Key

  23. D. Billz Says:

    lmao @ Conor aka Shenanigans… What’s good homie?

  24. spanish jay Says:

    smh @ snow in april

  25. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Conor…sup homie?

  26. D. Billz Says:

    HERBAL KINT Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 11:37 am
    @ billz – i think its slightly coontastic, the old show was more than just being dumb and shit but everything they are doing now is just embarassing

    i used to like pretty much all their shit but now, i will still check for damon wayans shit ( although him trying to trademark the word nigger so he could make t-shirts with it was a bit much for me ) but anything involving those 2 clowns literally makes me sick now

    but i have to admit i used to watch that show religously ( pops was the best john witherspoon is as funny as it gets )

    ^yeah, I don’t like any of their new stuff, none of it’s funny. but their show is a classic.

  27. D. Billz Says:

    spanish jay aka Rain Man… what up money?

  28. Big Homie Says:

    Yes!! *no Jay-Z voice*

  29. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Billz- I’ve watched that Jhoon Rhee joint like 5 times already…I used to wanna take classes there, bad…Dude used to teach Bruce Lee…..

    From JR’s site:

    Our History

    Grand Master Jhoon Rhee

    The system of martial arts we use today was founded by Grand Master Jhoon Rhee. He is a world-renowned 10th degree black belt and is considered to be the Father of U.S. Tae Kwon Do (pronounced Tai-Kwon-Do) for having brought it to the United States in 1956. He has acted as a special advisor to the president’s counsel on physical fitness and sports under Ronald Regan and a presidential appointee to the national counsel on vocational education under George Bush.

    Grand Master Rhee is the inventor of protective safety equipment used in martial arts academies all over the world and martial ballet, which is the choreographing of martial arts forms to classical music. He is the first martial arts instructor to place a high importance on education by requiring his students to attain a B+ average in school. He also is the creator of National Teacher Appreciation Day.

    Grand Master Rhee has been an instructor for celebrities such as Muhammad Ali, Tony Robbins and Bruce Lee, and has taught over 300 US Congressmen (and is still teaching them today). He is the only American of Korean descent to be recognized as one of the top 200 immigrants of all time by the National Immigrant Forum and the I.N.S. and is one of the strongest promoters of the US freedom system in Korea.

  30. Conor Says:

    What Billz and Phuquery….livin the dream

  31. eskay Says:

    Termanology – I Did It

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/termanology-i-did-it-prod-by-hi-tek-mp3.html

  32. D. Billz Says:

    >>and has taught over 300 US Congressmen (and is still teaching them today).

    ^I guess you need a self-defense mechanism when you’re a habitual liar.

  33. Rey Says:

    @ Big Homie– Karate Kid was/is my shit.. You can’t beat the original All Valley Under 18 Amateur Karate Tournament montage..

    YOU’RE THE BEST! NOONE’S EVER GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN! YOU’RE THE BEST…AROUND!

  34. D. Billz Says:

    livin the dream

    ^ (c) Will Ferrell

  35. HERBAL KINT Says:

    orgins of the first ” beef ” in history ( hatfields and the mcCoys )

    yahoo.com/s/ap/20070405/ap_on_he_me/hatfield_mccoy_secret

  36. Conor Says:

    Es, you’re such a gentleman…lurking about granting wishes….. you old Kazaam you….

  37. Big Homie Says:

    @ Rey – Sweep the leg. Do you have a problem with that? No Sensei

  38. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    HERBAL KINT Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 11:52 am
    ***LOL…Deep Thoughts: By Jack Handy (c) SNL

    yo. bringing it back

    those joints were classic even after snl was well on it way to being terrible the deep thoughts shit was always worth checking for

    ***Right? Plus, that show had Hartman, Farley, Rock, and Sandler on, at the time….I rarely, if ever check for SNL these days…mad TV, either….SNL is too dry, Mad TV is too racist or corny, most of the time…the Undaground is the new shit, for me…

  39. green eyes Says:

    eskays taking requests? damn.. it is good friday.

  40. nation Says:

    cause you know, he would step across the line. Habitually. He’s a habitual line stepper.

  41. D. Billz Says:

    >>you old Kazaam you….

    ^lmao. I bet Shaq still have nightmares about one.

  42. Conor Says:

    Man forget Daniel San….what you know about Barry Gabrewski……

  43. Rey Says:

    This term beat is hot..

  44. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Conor Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 11:57 am
    Es, you’re such a gentleman…lurking about granting wishes….. you old Kazaam you….

    ***LOL…nigga said Kazaam….on the reals, though, Eskay is on his grind, this week…we criticized the shit out of him while he was playing hooky, so we should give him his props now, to be furrrrr (c) Nelly

  45. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    @ Eskay – do you know where I can find that new Young B feat. Yung Joc and T Pain? I think it’s called “I Can’t Wait To Keep You Out Past Curfew”….

  46. Rey Says:

    @ Conor–is that from motherfucking Sidekicks? RIP J. Brandis

    Deep Thoughts was hilarious, btw.

    STRIKE HARD, STRIKE FAST, NO MERCY SIR! (nh on “strike hard”)

  47. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Rey Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 11:56 am
    @ Big Homie– Karate Kid was/is my shit.. You can’t beat the original All Valley Under 18 Amateur Karate Tournament montage..

    YOU’RE THE BEST! NOONE’S EVER GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN! YOU’RE THE BEST…AROUND!

    ***Ha ha…I watched that flick, had the action figure that broke the perforated ice, and even read the book, based on the movie…lol…remember when they used to have book ordering day at school, back in elementary, and everybody used to get sicced up about reading?

  48. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 11:59 am
    >>you old Kazaam you….

    ^lmao. I bet Shaq still have nightmares about one.

    ^^I heard the producers didn’t even pay him…all he wanted was a car…

  49. It was written Says:

    throws brick @ yakse

    heathcliff > transformer

  50. Big Homie Says:

    Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    @ Eskay – do you know where I can find that new Young B feat. Yung Joc and T Pain? I think it’s called “I Can’t Wait To Keep You Out Past Curfew”….

    ^^^

  51. Big Homie Says:

    LMAO

  52. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    RIP J. Brandis

    ^^He died?

    *performs lightning fast Google search*

  53. Rey Says:

    LMAO @ Phuque

    Nah son, that one is called “Turn this shit off or I swear to God I’ll stab you with my fucking keys” featuring Pharrell on the hook.

  54. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    There used to be a show called Sidekicks, with Ernie Reyes Jr. ..I think they took the premise, and replaced him with a white kid for the movie…Ernie Reyes had a corny ass karate-themed reality joint on MTV, last week….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU-rU8bl3sE

  55. Conor Says:

    Anyone read the new XXL mag yet…that joke at the end just reminded me of Es wishing he could carry Jay’s piff….

    And since Jay refuses to be in Def Jam games they should make his own where you have to battle up through the ranks of his green controllers such as

    The Throwback Levels
    Sauce Money (but make him fat like now)
    Amil
    Biggs
    That kid that won the Rocafella freestyle battle Wrekognize
    Final Boss Dame

    Now
    Peedi Crak
    Ty-Ty
    A State Property Free For All
    Kanye and Beanie tag match (No Every porn on Limewire)

    and a final round against Memphis Bleek…..to the death, but it’s ok because even if Bleek loses he’s still set for life

  56. It was written Says:

    steven seagal > chuck norris

  57. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    RIP J. Brandis

    ^^He died?

    *performs lightning fast Google search*

    ***Dude hanged himself, last year…he used to fuck with Tatyana (sp?) Ali…

  58. Rey Says:

    Yep–He hung himself.

    I remember book day. I’d look thru the order form and circle like 15 books and then be like “Hmm, Papa’s not gonna pay 95$ for books” and end up with like 2.

    Garfield & Friends > Heathcliff

  59. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Better clip of Sidekicks…how can you go wrong with karate, florescent lights, the dude from Buck Rogers, and El DeBarge? LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZMtohDI0M4&mode=related&search=

  60. Conor Says:

    yeah it was Sidekicks…it was the shit when I was little…Chuck Norris, and that weird old asian guy (No guy who served me food all through college)

    Thinking of that I miss that Chinese restaurant…I got in with them so good because I hated dining hall food, and I loved eating at like 2AM, but they would pick me up from the bar and drop me off with a bag of food to give out….ridiculous life situations = me (Nhjic)

  61. kheri wes Says:

    whats good NR fam?

  62. D. Billz Says:

    ***Ha ha…I watched that flick, had the action figure that broke the perforated ice, and even read the book, based on the movie…lol…remember when they used to have book ordering day at school, back in elementary, and everybody used to get sicced up about reading?

    ^Yeah… the Weekly Reader and shit. You could order ish from the back of there (no Source jewelry and porn). I used to order madd Clifford The Red Dog and Bernstein Bear books, lol.

  63. D. Billz Says:

    Kheri Wes aka Go, Ill… What up chaalie?

  64. Conor Says:

    Yeah… the Weekly Reader and shit. You could order ish from the back of there (no Source jewelry and porn). I used to order madd Clifford The Red Dog and Bernstein Bear books, lol.
    ^^^

    Goosebumps anyone…..

  65. D. Billz Says:

    lol @ Conor’s DJ game set-up. Peedi should be a special character. Just like he is in real life.

  66. It was written Says:

    Garfield & Friends > Heathcliff

    blasphemy….i wish ulcers upon you sir…

    Rappin 4 tay > rey ….whud up rey.

  67. HERBAL KINT Says:

    ***Right? Plus, that show had Hartman, Farley, Rock, and Sandler on, at the time….I rarely, if ever check for SNL these days…mad TV, either….SNL is too dry, Mad TV is too racist or corny, most of the time…the Undaground is the new shit, for me…

    i loved ols chool snl still got the classic shit on dvds, always hated mad tv even though they do some funny shit every couple months or so i have yet to see more than 10 minutes of the underground yet but alas i will have showtime on tues so i will no longer miss these showtime shows

    green eyes Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 11:58 am
    eskays taking requests? damn.. it is good friday.

    seriously eskay must have the day off and decided to look out for his nah righters today

  68. D. Billz Says:

    Conor Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    Yeah… the Weekly Reader and shit. You could order ish from the back of there (no Source jewelry and porn). I used to order madd Clifford The Red Dog and Bernstein Bear books, lol.
    ^^^

    Goosebumps anyone…..

    ^Hey mannnn… it was either that, or them retard glowin’ spinnin’ tops that broke after hittin’ my apt. door too many time.

  69. green eyes Says:

    what up kheri wes

  70. kheri wes Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    Kheri Wes aka Go, Ill… What up chaalie?

    same old shit just another day….life is good going to see my white sox kick the vrab out of yohan santana tomorrow,,,,well at least thats the plan

  71. D. Billz Says:

    Garfield & Friends > Heathcliff

    blasphemy….i wish ulcers upon you sir…

    Rappin 4 tay > rey ….whud up rey.

    ^@9/11… What’s good? You wildin’. Garf’s sarcasm was on point. Heathcliff had too many co-signing characters, and most of them was more interesting than him.

  72. kheri wes Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    what up kheri wes

    greeny long time no hear and shit, whats goood i meant to holla on the space, but been real busy wit the gig and being newly freed from the bullshit that was my 4 year relationship

  73. Rey Says:

    What up, Nas’ 2nd album.

    I liked those joke books, 101 President Jokes, 102 Monster Jokes, 103 MIMS jokes..

  74. D. Billz Says:

    It was written Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    steven seagal > chuck norris

    ^Gettin’ ya asinine on today huh? Chuck could freestyle better than Segal could do martial arts.

  75. Conor Says:

    Conor’s request > Anyone else’s questions about the price of tea in China

  76. D. Billz Says:

    props to Preemo for “Ding Ding’s” sample of Murs

  77. kheri wes Says:

    # Rey Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    What up, Nas’ 2nd album.

    I liked those joke books, 101 President Jokes, 102 Monster Jokes, 103 MIMS jokes..

    MIMS big joke period……i downloaded his album but havent listened to it

  78. green eyes Says:

    greeny long time no hear and shit, whats goood i meant to holla on the space, but been real busy wit the gig and being newly freed from the bullshit that was my 4 year relationship

    ^ wow. congrats. there is an ocean full of fish out there.
    wait your in chi-town… there is a lake full of fish out there.

  79. Conor Says:

    Anyone catch the Dice Man (No Little Miss Muffet Madison Square Dice man) in his first start yesterday…. looks like NYC should be nervous

  80. kheri wes Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    It was written Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    steven seagal > chuck norris

    ^Gettin’ ya asinine on today huh? Chuck could freestyle better than Segal could do martial arts.

    Mr. T> everyone

    i pity the fool….lol!

  81. Big Homie Says:

    What is up with P and his movie H.N.I.C?

    http://www.hhnlive.com/news/more/1124

    Is there a date set for his H.N.I.C. Pt. II album?

  82. green eyes Says:

    Goosebumps anyone…..

    ^i remember those.. and those fear street books

  83. HERBAL KINT Says:

    Conor Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
    Conor’s request > Anyone else’s questions about the price of tea in China

    lmao, and word as long as he is taking requests whatsup with that clipse mixtape that dropped a little while ago it was up on mixtape torrents or a working link to that styles mixtape from a few threads over?

    D. Billz Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    props to Preemo for “Ding Ding’s” sample of Murs

    co-sign fuck the haters rumors of premo’s demise have been greatly exagerrated

  84. kheri wes Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    greeny long time no hear and shit, whats goood i meant to holla on the space, but been real busy wit the gig and being newly freed from the bullshit that was my 4 year relationship

    ^ wow. congrats. there is an ocean full of fish out there.
    wait your in chi-town… there is a lake full of fish out there.

    yeah i been finding my freedom to be a great time, but expensive and very time consuming…but fun nevertheless….and i see you atin on our non-oean but we were thinking about buying one but we dont want the sunami’s and hurricane’s you can have them

  85. Rey Says:

    @ Kheri Wes– You’re actually gonna brave the album? Good luck, potna.

  86. It was written Says:

    ^@9/11… What’s good? You wildin’. Garf’s sarcasm was on point. Heathcliff had too many co-signing characters, and most of them was more interesting than him.

    booooooooooo that assessment, the one cat {name is distant} had a bad feline friend and useta bang her in the junkyard had me wanting to be a hobo.

  87. kheri wes Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    Goosebumps anyone…..

    ^i remember those.. and those fear street books

    easy reads when we had to do book reports in school….damn idiot teachers assigning homework on sprong break…..bastids!

  88. Rey Says:

    F Goosebumps.. You know what books used to scare the MIMS outta me?

    “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark”

    *shudders*

  89. HERBAL KINT Says:

    Conor Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    Anyone catch the Dice Man (No Little Miss Muffet Madison Square Dice man) in his first start yesterday…. looks like NYC should be nervous

    foh in his first start wait until he has gone through the league twice than see if he can still keep it up thats when we will see if he is real or not, and i’m sick of all this talk about the red sox great pitching staff besides dice-k you got nobody schilling beckett 74 year old wakefield foh that rotation aint scaring anyone

    and shit as you should know by now us yankee fans we aint never scared ( no bonecrusher )

  90. kheri wes Says:

    TB whats good and shit

  91. green eyes Says:

    yeah i been finding my freedom to be a great time, but expensive and very time consuming…but fun nevertheless….and i see you atin on our non-oean but we were thinking about buying one but we dont want the sunami’s and hurricane’s you can have them

    ^ no hate at all. you got a big ass lake. full of fish. lol
    damn my sarcasm is getting a little too thick on here, ya’ll dont even catch me being genuine.

  92. Conor Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    Goosebumps anyone…..

    ^i remember those.. and those fear street books
    ^^^

    I had a shit load of those…and I remember I’d have to pay for them myself….I remember once this creature of a girl saw me reading one and asked me if she could borrow it for the weekend to read….I found her disgusting but her friend was great looking so I let her….Tuesday she comes back with the book and the thing looks like it’s been dragged through a lake…her answer “I was reading it in my Dad’s hot tub”….I told her to keep it, nothing worth five dollars was worth having to visualize her in a hot tub (No Scubs at visualize)

  93. kheri wes Says:

    # Rey Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    @ Kheri Wes– You’re actually gonna brave the album? Good luck, potna.

    it was free you know black folks will take anything if you give it to them for free

  94. It was written Says:

    It was written Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    steven seagal > chuck norris
    ^Gettin’ ya asinine on today huh? Chuck could freestyle better than Segal could do martial arts.

    he had red hair…..red hair…you can’t be tough with red hair…and freckles..smh..nh..lol.

  95. D. Billz Says:

    >>^ wow. congrats. there is an ocean full of fish out there.
    wait your in chi-town… there is a lake full of fish out there.

    ^I must live in a dirty rain water puddle with tadpoles.

  96. Conor Says:

    It was written Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    It was written Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    steven seagal > chuck norris
    ^Gettin’ ya asinine on today huh? Chuck could freestyle better than Segal could do martial arts.

    he had red hair…..red hair…you can’t be tough with red hair…and freckles..smh..nh..lol.
    ^^^^

    Apparently you’ve never been to an Irish neighborhood……

  97. HERBAL KINT Says:

    aint shit kheri wes just bullshitting refusing to work today i’ve just been looking online at shit to cop for the new crib all damn day

  98. D. Billz Says:

    >>he had red hair…..red hair…you can’t be tough with red hair…and freckles..smh..nh..lol.

    ^Bean Town Irishmen would beg to differ.

  99. Rey Says:

    @ K-Wes: lol–My friend Charlie (black kid–no kkkramer) once said:

    “You know how they got all of us over here? They said ‘Free food on the boat!'”

    *looks around nervously for landLORD/Morpheus*

  100. D. Billz Says:

    I don’t punch lines, I knock bars the fuck out

  101. green eyes Says:

    dirty rain water puddle with tadpoles > b’more

    i kid.

  102. Conor Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
    >>he had red hair…..red hair…you can’t be tough with red hair…and freckles..smh..nh..lol.

    ^Bean Town Irishmen would beg to differ.

    ^^^
    Indeed we would google Red Shea and tell he he’s not tough (nhjic)

  103. nation Says:

    >> he had red hair…..red hair…you can’t be tough with red hair…and freckles..smh..nh..lol.

    fix your face rufus

  104. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Rey sez:

    used to scare the MIMS outta me?

    ^^Ayyyyyyyyooooooooo……….

  105. green eyes Says:

    Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world

  106. Rey Says:

    Aight ya’ll–I got a 30″ hDTV and a MIMS-load (nullllllus) of Star Wars to watch today (you know you’re fans!), so be good on here.

    Peace Out NahRighticans!

    UNO!

  107. kheri wes Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    yeah i been finding my freedom to be a great time, but expensive and very time consuming…but fun nevertheless….and i see you atin on our non-oean but we were thinking about buying one but we dont want the sunami’s and hurricane’s you can have them

    ^ no hate at all. you got a big ass lake. full of fish. lol
    damn my sarcasm is getting a little too thick on here, ya’ll dont even catch me being genuine.

    its cool i am just fuckin wit ya you know you good wit me

  108. Mac Brown Says:

    Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

  109. L.P.CROOKS.the.detroiter.street.reporter Says:

    whoa. a royce post
    *sets aside $2.25 on eskays forty

  110. Rey Says:

    lol.. I know, I know.. No Fat Joe Licking His Sneaker On That One Episode Of Cribs

  111. kheri wes Says:

    # HERBAL KINT Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    aint shit kheri wes just bullshitting refusing to work today i’ve just been looking online at shit to cop for the new crib all damn day

    new crib thats whats up

  112. HERBAL KINT Says:

    green eyes Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world

    Mac Brown Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    chucknorrisfacts.com > nahright.com

  113. It was written Says:

    Apparently you’ve never been to an Irish neighborhood……
    ^Bean Town Irishmen would beg to differ.

    *Leaves nr bar area with pool stick in hand*
    *donates to local irish charity*

  114. D. Billz Says:

    Rey Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    lol.. I know, I know.. No Fat Joe Licking His Sneaker On That One Episode Of Cribs

    ^Yoooo… I thought I was the only one who found that… weird.

  115. green eyes Says:

    Mac Brown Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    ^ LMAO

  116. Cold Says:

    Rey step you HDTV game up playa

  117. Mac Brown Says:

    Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

  118. Conor Says:

    It was written Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    Apparently you’ve never been to an Irish neighborhood……
    ^Bean Town Irishmen would beg to differ.

    *Leaves nr bar area with pool stick in hand*
    *donates to local irish charity*
    ^^^

    It’s all good, top o the mornin and what not

  119. HERBAL KINT Says:

    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

  120. Mac Brown Says:

    Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

  121. HERBAL KINT Says:

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

  122. Mac Brown Says:

    After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more “humane”.

  123. D. Billz Says:

    Mac Brown Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

    ^lmao

  124. Plug Says:

    I cant wiat to get outa here. I’m goin to see Katt Williams this evenin. Front row. All three shows.

    *jumps in air clicking heels together*

    YIT DE DEEEEEE!

  125. green eyes Says:

    Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

  126. kheri wes Says:

    in a min…… good people, have to walk the dog for she pisses in my house

  127. It was written Says:

    Idk was just never a fan of dude so….
    bruce lee > chuck norris
    billy blanks > chuck norris
    that asian dude that was opposite van damme as a evil boss in all his movies > chuck norris
    van damme > chuck norris
    sho’nuff > chuck norris

  128. Cold Says:

    1st row, means you could be the subject of ridicule, make sure you have your tiny man jokes ready

  129. Plug Says:

    1st row, means you could be the subject of ridicule, make sure you have your tiny man jokes ready
    ——
    I might be able to rank on him. thats all we do in the hood.

  130. nation Says:

    Chuck Norris Facts > Jack Bauer Facts > Mr. T Facts

  131. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    HERBAL KINT Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    ^^LMFAO….ya’ll got me cryin over here…

  132. Mac Brown Says:

    On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck’s magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy’s womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, “Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split
    open by the Chuck!?” All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. “I didn’t fucking think so!” shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck’s balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, “Don’t ever waste my time again.”

  133. GS Says:

    Dope ass tape.

  134. Mac Brown Says:

    Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.

    ^^okay thats the last one from me

  135. It was written Says:

    Reenacts scarface ending on you rupaulslavechucknorristoiletbowlringlickers……

  136. Cold Says:

    choice of five crimes leading to prison > rocye da 5’9 seemingly spitting

  137. pockets Says:

    chuck norris is sooo fast that he challenged roadrunner to a race and won!

  138. It was written Says:

    On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck’s magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy’s womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, “Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split
    open by the Chuck!?” All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. “I didn’t fucking think so!” shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck’s balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, “Don’t ever waste my time again.”

    pardon me I had to laugh @ that {see} green shiny suit man

  139. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Chuck’s personal favorites, from http://www.Chucknorrisfacts.com:

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

    Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

  140. Two-Times Says:

    Royce’s career ended when his dumbass manager bad-talked Dr. Dre….

  141. green eyes Says:

    Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

  142. pockets Says:

    chuck norris is soooo good looking that hes more good looking than brad pitt and orlando bloom

  143. green eyes Says:

    Chucktatorship.

    ^ lol. sounds like a new potato chip brand

  144. pockets Says:

    im getting mad good at these. chuck norris is soooo fast at rappin n stuff that even twista was like damn man ur fast yo

  145. green eyes Says:

    uh… pockets.. AYO

  146. pockets Says:

    lol aii im gonna stop

  147. Cold Says:

    pockets Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    chuck norris is soooo good looking that hes more good looking than brad pitt and orlando bloom

    ^that one wasnt listed, … did you come up with that, if so it needs a disclaimer

  148. Big Homie Says:

    that asian dude that was opposite van damme as a evil boss in all

    ^ If you are talking about the dude in Enter the Dragon and Bloodsport is name is Bolo. He is the truth. RIP Bolo

  149. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    ^^*FLOOR*

    That is so corny that it’s funny as hell at the same time…

  150. It was written Says:

    pockets Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    im getting mad good at these. chuck norris is soooo fast at rappin n stuff that even twista was like damn man ur fast yo

    *blank stare*….and the game is over…chuck norris loses on behalf of “pockets”

  151. Cold Says:

    one of the illest villians

    tinyurl.com/yteyfo

  152. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    that asian dude that was opposite van damme as a evil boss in all

    ^ If you are talking about the dude in Enter the Dragon and Bloodsport is name is Bolo. He is the truth. RIP Bolo

    ****His name was Bolo Strong, right? Didn’t know he died….SMH @ pockets comparing dudes looks…

  153. D. Billz Says:

    Bolo died? Damn.

  154. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    damn, moderation is stronger than ever…wonder why?

  155. pockets Says:

    i gotta go back into the lab n come up with more

  156. green eyes Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    damn, moderation is stronger than ever…wonder why?

    ^ because eskay hates chuck norris.

  157. Cold Says:

    tinyurl.com/2jzmrs

    bolo in better times

  158. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    IMDB doesn’t list him as being dead….

    Bolo Yeung

    Date of Birth:3 July 1938, Canton, China more
    Mini Biography:Impressively built Asian actor with background in weightlifting, bodybuilding… more
    Trivia:Was a martial arts student of Bruce Lee. more
    Alternate Names:Bolo / Yang See / Yang Sze / Yang Szu / Bolo Yeung Tze / Yang Tze / Sze Yang / Bolo Young

  159. It was written Says:

    If you are talking about the dude in Enter the Dragon and Bloodsport is name is Bolo. He is the truth. RIP Bolo

    exactamundo

  160. Rey Says:

    Cold Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    Rey step you HDTV game up playa

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Sheeit, I’m just happy to be on the team, pimp.

  161. Two-Times Says:

    50 would beat the shit outta Chuck Morris

    J/k ofcourse… just trying to get y’all all railed today…lol

  162. Big Homie Says:

    Bolo Yeung Real name is like Zang Yi or some shit. Alot of people got confused wether it was the same person

  163. Cold Says:

    bolo is not dead check wiki

  164. Rey Says:

    Yoda > Chuck Norris, and I’ll spit in anyone’s mouth who says different. (c) Eskay

  165. Big Homie Says:

    Cold Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    bolo is not dead check wiki

    ^^ It is to believe he is dead. Sometimes Wiki doesnt confirm deaths. Wiki does not care about Asian people

  166. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Alternate Names:Bolo / Yang See / Yang Sze / Yang Szu / Bolo Yeung Tze / Yang Tze / Sze Yang / Bolo Young

    ^^You forgot Yung Bolo.

  167. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Cold Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    bolo is not dead check wiki

    ***According to IMDB, he’s got a flick in production…

    Blizhniy Boy: The Ultimate Fighter (2007) (in production) …. Erik’s Trainer

  168. Rey Says:

    I’m outtie again..

    Peace

  169. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Rey Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    Yoda > Chuck Norris, and I’ll spit in anyone’s mouth who says different. (c) Eskay

    Beverly Hills Ninja>Chuck Norris

  170. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    later, Rey

  171. Cold Says:

    Sheeit, I’m just happy to be on the team, pimp.

    ^ just kidding Rey, just got my joint in Dec, 54 inch aint nothing like it, trying to get a good price on the surround sound reciever

  172. green eyes Says:

    C.T.M. (c) Dudley B.Right

  173. Big Homie Says:

    Alot of chinese actors such as him had so many multiple names alot of sources miss facts including deaths.

  174. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    damn, moderation is stronger than ever…wonder why?

    ^ because eskay hates chuck norris.

    ***Eskay once tried to spit in Chuck Norris’s mouth while he was talking, but the spit got scared shitless, and boomeranged back into Eskay’s face…

  175. Big Homie Says:

    LOL ok maybe Bolo was a bad example LOL

  176. D. Billz Says:

    lol @ green

  177. Big Homie Says:

    Ralph Machio > Chuck Norris

  178. Cold Says:

    Chuck Norris once confronted Eskay about his server issues, Eskay took a new job and hasnt been seen since

  179. Big Homie Says:

    Cold Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    Chuck Norris once confronted Eskay about his server issues, Eskay took a new job and hasnt been seen since

    ^^^ LMAO

  180. Plug Says:

    SMH @ yall been talkin bout chuck norris for a hour now. wake me up in 15…

  181. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Cold Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    Chuck Norris once confronted Eskay about his server issues, Eskay took a new job and hasnt been seen since

    ***Eskay’s server is fucked up in the first place, because Eskay was talking shit about Nas, so C.N. roundhoused his shit…

  182. It was written Says:

    just kidding Rey, just got my joint in Dec, 54 inch aint nothing like it, trying to get a good price on the surround sound reciever

    60 inches make them 54’s look like 36’s round here….

  183. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Plug once talked about Chuck Norris in a negative fashion. Fifteen minutes later he woke up with his heart beating in Chuck’s hands.

  184. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Plug Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    SMH @ yall been talkin bout chuck norris for a hour now. wake me up in 15…

    ***Chuck Norris once volunteered to be Plug’s alarm clock….he woke plug up @ 7 am, as requested, but then roundhoused him in the grill and put him right back to sleep…

  185. spanish jay Says:

    50 didnt send yayo to smack a kid because he was in the booth with chuck norris…oh so i hear

  186. Two-Times Says:

    50 gonna buy Irv Gotti’s crib…. hahaha

    I thought Irv and them got a new deal with Universal, but they still can’t put up lawyer money for Supreme….

  187. Cold Says:

    60 inches make them 54’s look like 36’s round here….

    ^cant argue that playa, but I got that bad chick as a couch accessory, makes up the difference

  188. Jamz Says:

    Put a quarter in ya azz cuz u played yourself….

    Royce 5 is still one of the most underrated in the game today!

  189. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Cold Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    60 inches make them 54’s look like 36’s round here….

    ^cant argue that playa, but I got that bad chick as a couch accessory, makes up the difference

    ***I got 5 bad chicks and a 13 inch TV….I win, lol….

  190. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    whaddup, Jimmy Jamz can’t lose like Parker Lewis…

  191. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    A-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (88 passes out)

  192. Two-Times Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvpu_jO2qoU

    ^^ Some dude gets onstage at 50 concert and 50 & Yayo throw that clown off stage….

  193. Two-Times Says:

    It’s 50 and ‘”Yayo & the wolves'” vs. everybody now…

  194. green eyes Says:

    lmao @ the plug Vs chuck norris facts

  195. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    Jamz Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    Put a quarter in ya azz cuz u played yourself….

    Royce 5 is still one of the most underrated in the game today!

    ^^^
    Who Bite’n KANE? (no homo)

  196. Jamz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    whaddup, Jimmy Jamz can’t lose like Parker Lewis…

    ^^Iconic…whatup playa!

  197. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …applaud quaker oats… the old man still look like a slave massa, and aunt Jemima went from a house nigga slave to a bitch REAL aunt…

  198. Jamz Says:

    Crazy88Since88 Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    Jamz Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    Put a quarter in ya azz cuz u played yourself….

    Royce 5 is still one of the most underrated in the game today!

    ^^^
    Who Bite’n KANE? (no homo)

    ^^Whazzup…Crazy 88 (no Kill Billz Pt. 1)

  199. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    Jamz Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    Crazy88Since88 Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    Jamz Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    Put a quarter in ya azz cuz u played yourself….

    Royce 5 is still one of the most underrated in the game today!

    ^^^
    Who Bite’n KANE? (no homo)

    ^^Whazzup…Crazy 88 (no Kill Billz Pt. 1)

    ^^^
    Nothin… fuckin with wordpress.org, its pissin me off. but im good.

  200. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …anyone play that God of War 2 yet? i got the shit, but i have not had the time to play the first one & i got THAT when it first came out… whats the scoop Troop?

  201. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    *crickets*

  202. Big Homie Says:

    Damn it is dead in here

  203. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    Damn it is dead in here

    ^^Chuck Norris killed everyone.

  204. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Crazy88Since88 Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    …anyone play that God of War 2 yet? i got the shit, but i have not had the time to play the first one & i got THAT when it first came out… whats the scoop Troop?

    ***I heard it was dope; seen some decent screenshots….mad it didn’t come out for PS3….

  205. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ****Chuck Norris kicked the rest of Friday’s ass, and declared that the weekend is starting early….

  206. Big Homie Says:

    Yea I have 30 minutes and then I am off. I should of took a sick day.

  207. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    ****Chuck Norris kicked the rest of Friday’s ass, and declared that the weekend is starting early….

    ^^^
    …Bruce Lee Kick’d his ass.

  208. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    ^^^
    Ol’TexasRangerBeefJerky ass cracka

  209. Big Homie Says:

    …Bruce Lee Kick’d his ass.

    ^^ Sho did. Return of the Dragon was classic (no Sisqo album)

    Return of the Dragon > Return of the Mac

  210. Big Homie Says:

    Crazy88Since88 Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    ^^^
    Ol’TexasRangerBeefJerky ass cracka

    ^^LMAO

  211. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    …Bruce Lee Kick’d his ass.

    ^^ Sho did. Return of the Dragon was classic (no Sisqo album)

    Return of the Dragon > Return of the Mac

    ^^^
    …Sho NUF!

  212. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …yea, u can hear 2 wabbits fuckin in here…

  213. yaboy Says:

    i beat god of war 1 and 2…

    icon.. ps3 is overpriced and kinda garbage. 360 is the way to go…

  214. green eyes Says:

    its chuck norris day on nah right.

  215. Big Homie Says:

    Partial Common tracklist from HHnlive:

    “The People” (featuring Dwele; prod. by Kanye West)
    “Black Maybe” (featuring Bilal; prod. by Kanye West)
    “I Want You” (prod. will.i.am)
    “Southside” (featuring and prod. by Kanye West)
    “Misunderstood” (Nina Simone sample; prod. by Devo Springsteen)
    “Drivin Me Wild” (featuring Lily Allen; prod. by Kanye West)
    “So Far to Go” (featuring D’Angelo; prod by Jay Dilla)
    “Break My Heart” (prod. by Kanye West)
    “Start the Show” (prod. by Kanye West)

  216. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    its chuck norris day on nah right.

    ^^^
    Fuck that ShitKickin’Cow’Still’Tippin’On’Fo4’sWrap’d’N’4voges’pimp’N’fo’Hoes’packin’Fo4’s, CowboyKungFU ass Nigga (no homo, No paul wall)

  217. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …(88 Houston Nigga Voice)…

    Mannnnnn, Phuck’You! Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, (yawns….) Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges.

  218. Big Homie Says:

    Leaving work. Out!!

  219. green eyes Says:

    my ride be sittin on a hunned spokes
    wood grain interior
    leather n chrome

  220. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …(88 Houston Nigga Voice)…

    Mannnnnn, Phuck’You! Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, (yawns….) Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges.

    ^^^
    …Pt.2… Im trill’n Fo’Wheelin, the cutlass Vouges peel’n…Im trill’n Fo’Wheelin, the cutlass Vouges peel’n… (yng.Jeezy) “Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah” …Im trill’n Fo’Wheelin, the cutlass Vouges peel’n…Im trill’n Fo’Wheelin, the cutlass Vouges peel’n… (Slim Thug) “Im A Bowss” Im trill’n Fo’Wheelin, the cutlass Vouges peel’n…

  221. green eyes Says:

    peace. ima about to get my good friday on.

  222. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …(88 Houston Nigga Voice)…

    Mannnnnn, Phuck’You! Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, (yawns….) Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges, Kandy’Paint, Ride’n on Vouges.

    ^^^
    …Pt.2… Im trill’n Fo’Wheelin, the cutlass Vouges peel’n…Im trill’n Fo’Wheelin, the cutlass Vouges peel’n… (yng.Jeezy) “Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah” …Im trill’n Fo’Wheelin, the cutlass Vouges peel’n…Im trill’n Fo’Wheelin, the cutlass Vouges peel’n… (Slim Thug) “Im A Bowss” Im trill’n Fo’Wheelin, the cutlass Vouges peel’n…

    ^^^
    …Pt.3… Popper on my jock, The trunk its goin POP, Kandy paint Chrome droptop, got’a gang of stacks, make it rain in tha parkin’lot… (Bun B) “Trilll’A’Niugh”…Popper on my jock, The trunk its goin POP, Kandy paint Chrome droptop, got’a gang of stacks, make it rain in tha parkin’lot… (Jim Jones) “Houston we BALLLLIN, CLOVER G!”…Popper on my jock, The trunk its goin POP, Kandy paint Chrome droptop, got’a gang of stacks, make it rain in tha parkin’lot…

  223. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …1.

  224. Plug Says:

    any truth to hov getting cut from def jam

  225. Two-Times Says:

    Plug

    I heard in the rumors that he might go to Warner where his boy Lyor Cohen is at….but I don’t know if it’s real or not

  226. pockets Says:

    The voices ain’t leave yet,
    they just gettin’ they feet wet
    Eyes red, I’m up, ain’t been to sleep yet
    Damn near two days, ain’t even eat yet
    If you don’t wanna bounce, ‘least take a little recess
    And still I’m faced with the bullshit
    Feelin’ like Willy D, Scarface and Bushwick
    Dog, just when I gather its dead
    I gotta knock on wood like Hank Gathers head
    When I make small steps toward making it global
    My tight knit circle turns into a oval
    Filled with motha fuckas just pretendin’ they know you
    These snakes in the grass’ll do whatever to coax you
    Since they wanna hem you quick
    I walk around like a Ginsu’s tip
    And that’s just to get a mental grip
    You don’t feel what the pencil scripts
    Then eight times outta ten you ain’t been through shit
    When you hear Joe you hear the conviction and diction
    That open emotion, devotion is different
    Real talk of when he ain’t have a pot to piss in
    He ain’t have a car not one rock to glisten
    I’m giving ’em non-fiction,
    conning his addictions
    Ya’ll got the easy job, just listen
    I do it for my folk and those of another pigment
    A little food for thought, you feelin’ malnutrition
    But you don’t hear a peep outta me
    About the black face goin’ on and the sheep leadin’ sheep
    It’s deep, so I try to stay grounded like dad
    Must be in City Island, I’m surrounded by crabs
    Was once tight, grew apart for dollars
    Was on the same panel, now he’s Starring Barbara
    Two different views, two different lifestyles
    I think ‘long the way one of us got confused
    Look, you a hustla, still attracted to the scene
    Still doin’ shit I gave up at sixteen
    You won’t get a job, believin’ your own lies
    You rationalize by sayin’ you pursing your dreams
    You damn near thirty nigga you ain’t got cream
    Can’t take care of you when you worried ’bout your team
    My dude, want a hand out, wait in line
    But the clock’s still tickin’ man you playin’ with time,
    It’s so sweet
    Thought I was fucked up with no shoes ’til I met me a nigga with no feet
    Tried to help niggas, some niggas I couldn’t
    That’s my mom in me, I love niggas I shouldn’t
    Dudes wanna shoot ’em ’til he nailed
    Some wanna threaten me, ruin my health
    Let me teach you a little something ’bout depression
    Ain’t shit you could do to me I ain’t already thought about doing to myself
    I’m the voice for the youth that’s living with no reason
    Fuck record sales, I give ’em something to believe in
    If your day starts in that broken home
    Though we never met, ‘least they feel like they not alone
    Like I was back when I was tryna’ find dip
    The tsunami came through my hood in nine six
    And tried to murder dog,
    I took a little dive
    Then I got on my surfin board and kept slidin’
    Feel like A-Rod, some say his time’s up
    Boo a nigga at home, yup I’m in my prime But
    he by far the best player on the team
    And then turn around, drop ’em to the bottom of the lineup
    Should get traded, but he don’t wanna move
    ‘Cause this the only city he got somethin’ to prove
    And that’s why I’m seen with heaters
    ‘Cause you can’t be the man when you on the same team as Jeter Ya dig,
    it’s like the game ain’t gettin’ suitable
    Makin’ me so sick I need Chicken Noodle Soup
    Rappers flyin’ high, then got suicidal
    Imitate Jim Jones, end up like Cory Lidle
    I married hip hop, ignored what some was tellin’ me
    I started hearin’ rumors of infidelity,
    I ain’t divorce ‘er
    All the other dudes is so wack that I even feel a little jealousy

  227. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Damn…it’s definitely Friday up in here…

  228. pockets Says:

    [AZ]

    Check my track record, respect is my black Lexus

    Expect me to act reckless, I’m rich and I’m ass naked

    A mink with half leopard, my drinks and my glass separate

    I roll and I’m half breathless, just stroll through my last message

    Like…niggaz can’t be serious

    Never that leery shit, shit I’m mysterious

    Move mystique on ’em, the doses increase on ’em

    You ghost if you sleep on ’em

    No joke when my peeps stormin

    The cars they come in heavy

    The God of the Serengeti

    I charge with a large machete

    And carve through ya starvin belly

    Like…you shoulda known I was serious

    Still the prettiest, point blank period

    [Nas]

    Feedin while alligators on swamps, got miles and acres

    No comp, whether it’s freestyle, or written down on papers

    So far, I’ve been down from maybe, a decade, I’m still the raw-rest

    Plus, suede, and ferragamo’s, cause the made jury’s on us

    Garments fly apartments, they buggin say Nastradamus

    Just wasn’t one of my hardest, sold over a mil regardless

    Chill with them hard looks, I spark clips

    If you blood, or Muslim, 5 percent God, or crip

    [AZ]

    Yea, ok

    Guns in the glove compartment

    I’m dapper but love the nonsense

    The rappin up of my conscience

    I’m strapped when I come to conscious

    Attack with a hundred monsters

    They black and they runnin bonkers

    We back and we come to conquer

    [Nas]

    To master the fucking genre

    Like, niggaz can’t be serious

    Still the grittiest, point blank period

    Flow tight as a midget’s closet

    As tight as a prison block is

    No sight of po-lice, when we riot

    Fightin the system, fired

    Be quiet, when I’m approaching

    Get tired, jump out the roses

    Sip Meyer’s Rum out in open

    I’m smokin that hydro, choking

    I’m scopin, my eyes are on you

    Don’t reach cause I tried to warn you

    No street corner Nas won’t come to

    To bomb you, 4 5’s will harm you

    Eccentric, I’m live but calm too

    Cordial, but crazy cautious

    Roll through with some crazy gorgeous

    Hoes, bodies like lady horses

    Like, my whole stampede serious

    Ya’ll niggaz is funny like Eddie Murphy’s “Delirious”

    Sped up or real slow, never neo-soul

    Hip-Hop only rockin with homey, we Co-D’s

    Nas not no Hives, or Coldplay

    If there was an old days, we pioneered it

    Anthony Cruz, Nasir Jones shit, very serious

  229. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    That termanology track is dope

  230. pockets Says:

    helloooooo…y wen i come no one comments

    *realizes he just farted*

    o…nvm

  231. Cold Says:

    this shit is anna nichole status

  232. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Pockets….Chuck Norris doesn’t like lyrics unless it’s the theme song to Walker Texas Ranger. You’re lucky he hasn’t broken your collarbone.

  233. yaboy Says:

    ^co-sign

  234. yaboy Says:

    yea pockets.. you’re speakin’ like a true asshole.

  235. Cold Says:

    some good e-beef is sure to bring the regs out of hiding

    Yo yung phuque, your mamma smell like dead monkey sweat

  236. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Yo yung phuque, your mamma smell like dead monkey sweat

    ^^LOL….I’m way too lazy to comeback with something right now…

  237. Cold Says:

    yea pockets.. you’re speakin’ like a true asshole.

    ^how do you know how a true asshole speaks, unless you conversate with asshole frequently

  238. pockets Says:

    im sorry

  239. pockets Says:

    i mean YA wat Cold said

  240. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    ^how do you know how a true asshole speaks, unless you converse (no high school teacher) with asshole frequently

  241. Cold Says:

    *converse*

  242. pockets Says:

    lol@conversate

  243. pockets Says:

    someone click that link i dare u

  244. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    ok I’m going back into hiding…

  245. Cold Says:

    biggie said it was ok to use conversate in a sentence, and according to some, conversate is now a recognized word in the English vocabulary due to its frequent usage. It was adopted by websters english dictionary in 1996.

  246. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Anyone know the release date for the Joell Ortiz cd

  247. Cold Says:

    being the only one commenting > looking at Dos. pre gui

  248. yaboy Says:

    ^how do you know how a true asshole speaks, unless you conversate with asshole frequently

    ^^^^^^^^

    that line is from a movie you nitwit…

  249. Cold Says:

    Anyone know the release date for the Joell Ortiz cd

    ^hahahahaha

  250. yaboy Says:

    E,

    youre kidding right

  251. Cold Says:

    what movie fuck face

    I just said it burger face

  252. Paperstacker Says:

    LMAO at the majority of the thread being made up up Chuck Norris facts. Shit was comedy though.

  253. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Cold Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    biggie said it was ok to use conversate in a sentence, and according to some, conversate is now a recognized word in the English vocabulary due to its frequent usage. It was adopted by websters english dictionary in 1996.

    ^^I stand corrected.

  254. pockets Says:

    biggie also said he likes it young, fresh, and green

  255. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    And by the way…..Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is “The Two”

  256. Cold Says:

    ^ I made the bullshit up phuque

  257. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    youre kidding right

    ^^^^
    Yup,

  258. JOFFE JO Says:

    # pockets Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    biggie also said he likes it young, fresh, and green

    ^^^^with no hair in between know what I mean…..good lookin on that Royce Eskay

  259. Cold Says:

    not only was biggie homo for the “suck on your daddy dick” line, but he was also a pedophile (sp?)

  260. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Cold Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    ^ I made the bullshit up phuque

    ^^Well I sit down still being correct then.

  261. pockets Says:

    hip hop blogs are dead, i blame the south

  262. pockets Says:

    # pockets Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    biggie also said he likes it young, fresh, and green

    ^^^^with no hair in between know what I mean…

    ^^i actually dont know wat u mean

  263. JOFFE JO Says:

    # Cold Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    not only was biggie homo for the “suck on your daddy dick” line, but he was also a pedophile (sp?)

    ^^^^^Yes you could argue that….I was thinking that shit today driving from the office listening to that nigga

  264. pockets Says:

    oprah just said 70% percent of african american women are single

  265. JOFFE JO Says:

    # pockets Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    # pockets Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    biggie also said he likes it young, fresh, and green

    ^^^^with no hair in between know what I mean…

    ^^i actually dont know wat u mean

    ^^^^Nigga you don’t listen to biggie then…that’s what the man said…that’s ya mans words

  266. Cold Says:

    ^and 20 out of the 70% have HIV, 20% more are slores with too many dicks on their jackets to be considered wife material and the other 30% got 2 or more kids

  267. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    @ JOFFE JO – Good lookin out on that gaming shit patna…

  268. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Memphis Bleek is the greatest weedcarrier in hip hop history and Pimp C is the most famous sherm head in hip hop

  269. Cold Says:

    voice cracking > royce rapping

  270. pockets Says:

    ^^^^Nigga you don’t listen to biggie then…that’s what the man said…that’s ya mans words

    ^^obivously i fuckin know biggie said it im the one who bought up young fresh and green

  271. Cold Says:

    ok fuckers I’m out enjoy the weekend and love ya moms word up. PEACE.

  272. JOFFE JO Says:

    no problem Phuque…
    # pockets Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    ^^^^Nigga you don’t listen to biggie then…that’s what the man said…that’s ya mans words

    ^^obivously i fuckin know biggie said it im the one who bought up young fresh and green

    ^^^^Go back and listen again pockets the dude says it got damn…cd…born again..song….dead wrong…time….2:56…..homie

  273. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

  274. JOFFE JO Says:

    like I said pockets you don’t listen you skim through it

  275. JOFFE JO Says:

    chuck norris knows more biggie lyrics than pockets

  276. pockets Says:

    ^dude are u understanding wat im saying. i know he said wiht no hair in between wtf does skimming through have to do with anything, its the next line rite after young fresh n green

  277. JOFFE JO Says:

    # pockets Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    # pockets Says:
    April 6th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    biggie also said he likes it young, fresh, and green

    ^^^^with no hair in between know what I mean…

    ^^i actually dont know wat u mean

    ^^^^Then tell me what the hell you’re talking about here….i didn’t say know what I mean biggie did.

  278. pockets Says:

    even kids in kindergarden know that line buddy

  279. JOFFE JO Says:

    that’s cool but I’m not your buddy

  280. pockets Says:

    wat i was saying was wat does dat mean, yung fresh n green with no hair in between. i dont know wat HE means

  281. JOFFE JO Says:

    young pussy pockets dude liked young fresh no hair pussy… green means you don’t know shit…virgins shit like that…basically like my dude said earlier he was on some pedophile shit

  282. pockets Says:

    shit so he WAS a pedophile

    *comes to sad realization*

  283. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    “Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.”

    Out peace fam

  284. JOFFE JO Says:

    LOL I’m sorry pockets that you finally realized it……I’m out

  285. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Chuck Norris doesn’t like crickets.

  286. hoodtalk.org Says:

    The Game’s MIXTAPE IS GONNA BE A CLASSIC…

    GAME MIXTAPE > KINGDOM COME..

    fuck the roc….the dynasty is dead..

    there is a b-more nigga over here sucking philly niggas dicks…you bitch ass nigga..

    When i come thru b-more imma spit in your mothers face d.billz…

  287. JOFFE JO Says:

    yo hoodtalk when is game dropping that shit?

  288. cold Says:

    GREEN- naive and easily deceived or tricked; not fully developed or mature; not ripe,…Ya mans Christopher Wallace had issues.

  289. landLORD Says:

    … George Wallace > Christopher Wallace …

  290. I Fux Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho
    *snatches late pass*
    ^^^Thats for the regulars, wassup Nahright family……..Yo so I took a day off to chill with my daughter and I guess my sister or someone put her up on Pee-Wee Herman (no hand release) but I cant watch this shit and decided to stop by …….

  291. landLORD Says:

    I Fux Says:

    April 6th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho
    *snatches late pass*
    ^^^Thats for the regulars, wassup Nahright family……..Yo so I took a day off to chill with my daughter

    ——————-

    … i too, just showed up … everyone’s gone already …

    *drives home, stereo playing “Sometimes it Snows in April”-Prince*

    *cries*

    *(no Jerome Benton aka Tricky)*

  292. lar Says:

    primo needs to dump guru, and jumpstart gangstarr 2.0 w/ royce…fureal

  293. R-FIGGZ Says:

    Royce is nice!!!, one of the Few outside the NYC that can ravage a microphone.
    Preemo needs to work full time with “Termanology” as per that kid is gonna be bigger than “Big Pun”!!!…..

  294. BOBO Says:

    nice one, too bad i’ve already heard half of the tracks. but that’s true only for royce fans

  295. Small Eyez Says:

    god damn it royce.

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