So I go to court and am going through hell waiting. I see a kid who knows some kid i’ve been looking for for quite some time for beating somebody i know. On my way out of the court room, I go up to this kid (in court) put my arm on his friends soft spot between the neck and shoulder( not sure what it’s called and nhjic) and quitely tell him that he better prey that the kid next to him isn’t the one i’m looking for. I say this as politely as I would say “good luck”. I then leave, and since I have terrible anger issues, I end up turning around cause i’ve brain fucked myself into belligerent anger. Now i go back into court and right outside the doors to the court room, is the kid i know is sitting down. I go sit next to him and ask if the kid with him is the one i’m after. He says “yeah” as if he was happy that i was gonna break his face. I then say, “great, lets do this”. He in turn says “i know mad russians in this, that, this and that town. I’m gonna have 30 people here in 10 minutes.” mind you i’m by myself and there is two kids there. granted i am a gorilla. I then tell him ” you just signed your death warrant”. I smack the unlit cigarette out of his ear. doesn’t do shit. (just to remind ya’ll, this is right outside the court doors). A bailiff then comes out and asks us to politelykeep it down. I said “surely”. He closes the door and I spit in the kids face and throw his phone against the wall. he does nothing. Again, the bailiff comes out and says “fellas, take this outside”. I say “i would love to, lets go buddy”. The kid has a look on his face like his mom is pulling him into the doctors office to get a shot. The bailiff looks at him, and asks “do you want to go outside?”. The kid says “no, i’m fine right here”. I now go outside of the courthouse and am pacing back and forth smokin bogey after bogey waitin for these to jerkoffs. finally, i see them walking towards the door and give them the bring it signal. They suddenly turn left and go right to the pigs, rotten bastids. So now my options are to run away and without a doubt get pulled over and arrested, or i can go in and make them look stupid. I go inside and hear the bailiff tellin a sarge that some big guy is waiting outside for these kids. I cut him off and say i’m not waiting i’m right here. he asks me if i am looking for a fight. I say that these kids said they had 30 friends that wanted to talk to me, i’m just waiting for them to show up. Sarge laughs and tells me to beat it.
Now i just can’t fuckin help myself so now i’m hiding behind this jerkoffs car. peak my fuckin head up just a little as he’s coming, and this bitch RUNS with his boy back into the courthouse. I then know the hell i am facing and run to my boys car (pulled a switcharoo but i’m trying to shorten this fuckin novel) he pulls out just as 3 cops run from the courthouse and we pass two cops speeding into the parking lot. (definitly there for me cause they don’t whip around their cars in a fuckin court parking lot. ) Barely got away. what a fuckin day at court.
***DISCLAIMER – THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL OF COURSE
and now i’m gettin calls that they wanna meet up. they’re demanding that i bring 10 people and they bring 10. wtf is this jersey fuckin bullshit. only here will you find this kind of sucker ass shit where people will want to fight, but 2 on 1 isn’t fair, so they call the cops, but after you get away they want to fight again. this is the shit that makes me think of movin back to bk every day.
LMFAO @ Sour’s hypothetical novel!!! Those little whippersnappers could get their ass beat, hypothetically speaking of course……………..’I got 30 Russians who’ll be down here in 10 minutes…….’ lmao!!!! For real though Russians and any Eastern European who walks with a limp are not cats to mess with……..
Hypothetically that sounds like a peachy little trip to court…….
i mentioned the story of what happened a while back billz. my lil bro’s friend made an amateur move and dropped the greenery in this kid’s whip before he got the loot. they drove off. and after i got exhausted looking for them, they were given the option of paying the money back with an apology and walking away. but they wanna talk tough in court until they know they have to shoot an UNFAIR one. this is honestly the first time that 2 people have backed down from a fight. they take snitchin to a new level around here.
imean, that’s how it would happen if it were true.
“Listen you little jewish piece of shitâ€¦How about I skull fuck your mother..
so that you can spit in my face, smack my sidekick out my handâ€¦
GIVE ME THE MAPQUEST direction right nowâ€¦
I swear I will renact the Holocaustâ€¦. ”
shouldn’t you be takin out the trash right now? is this what you do, you come around threatinin shit knowing that you can’t come. you are a fuckin herb. this will be your 4th ethering of the day. how much do youenjoy shame that you put yourself through this. your a fuckin trust fund baby actin hard on the net. all you do is make threats. i’ll do this and i’ll do that. take that shit to your internet thuggery ass forum. jaime kennedy ass mafucka.
February 21st, 2007 at 9:49 pm
i mentioned the story of what happened a while back billz. my lil broâ€™s friend made an amateur move and dropped the greenery in this kidâ€™s whip before he got the loot. they drove off. and after i got exhausted looking for them, they were given the option of paying the money back with an apology and walking away. but they wanna talk tough in court until they know they have to shoot an UNFAIR one. this is honestly the first time that 2 people have backed down from a fight. they take snitchin to a new level around here.
imean, thatâ€™s how it would happen if it were true.
^I remember you was talkin’ about that. Hypothetically, an ass-whoopin’ is protocol.