Happy Kwanzaa From Jim Jones

Track list:

1. "Harambee Niggas" (featuring JR Writer)
2. "A Dipset Kwanzaa"
3. "Kugi-Pop-A-Nigga" (featuring Cam’Ron & Hell Rell)
4. "Light That Shit(Dem Candles)"
5. "My First Kufi" (featuring Nas)
6. "Cook Coke For Kwanzaa" (featuring Juelz Santana)
7. "Dashiki Cost A Mil"
8. "Ballin on Kwanzaa" (featuring Akon)
9. "Bohoe Bitches’"
10. "We Fly High Kwanzaa Remix" (featuring Ja Rule,Lil Romeo, & K-Fed)

Obviously (or maybe not) a parody, but hilarious nonetheless. Especially since I wouldn’t put this past Jimmy for a second.

Artwork by Smalleyez 


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230 Responses to “Happy Kwanzaa From Jim Jones”

  1. Da Partystarter Says:

    iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    I just hate when I get a charlie horse in sex, its hard to stroke with that shit

    “Charley Horse kinda knocked me off balance”(c) Ghostface “Tush” LOL
    Especially a severe one. Chick thinks she workin’ you out.LOL

  2. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Check this out man
    All this gym shit
    Runnin around for a scholarship
    ain’t even my style man
    I don’t even know what the fuck I’m doin in this shit
    Bout to get the FUCK up out of this shit
    Ain’t even with this

    [Akinyele]
    Me play sports? Don’t place your bet
    I’m not the type of guy to run up and down and break out in a sweat
    I just make the words sound hip
    I leave it up to Jane Fonda, to take care of that physical fit shit
    Nothin wrong with bein overWEIGHT, everything STRAIGHT
    so long as my pockets stay in SHAPE
    I never participated in gym
    I hated the thought, to even have to take a loss to begin
    They say health brings you longevity
    But I’m not one for that extra-curriculum activity
    You might see the Ak, with a baseball hat
    Won’t see me on no field with no baseball bat
    In case some nigga head, got to get cracked
    Other than that, I don’t plan to run track
    Picture me joggin for miles.. HAH!
    Come on kid, that’s just not my style
    I just talk to girls on the horn
    You won’t see the Ak upstairs, puttin no butter on his corns
    Another athlete bites the dust
    Another nigga from Egypt, make Egyptian Musk
    Picture me wearin Pro Keds, runnin the full court
    Don’t jump out your basket-ass head
    I just cool around the block and hold down the fort
    Straight up and down nigga, I’m not a good sport

  3. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    liquor builds estrogen in men, which gives u bitch tits…….c eskay with his shirt off…..no rosie odonnel

  4. Da Partystarter Says:

    landLORD Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    … New Edition + Bobby Brown on the BET 25th Anniversary Special was classic TV … Bobby needs a haircut and some Slim-Fast, though …

    I watched the repeat last night. Half of NE was out of breath and Johnny Gill STILL can’t dance, but still, those cats are performers. I can’t see a new group coming out with that kind of showmanship. Bobby looked like he needed a asthma inhaler, though.

  5. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^ you dont have enough potassium in your diet- a banana a day will keep those pains away

    ***Too easy…feels like a trap…lol

  6. green eyes Says:

    lol..its true (innuendos and possible entendres aside)

  7. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Trump is still ethering Rosie at every opportunity…

    tinyurl.com/ymkhlj

  8. D. Billz Says:

    Living Colour

    ^I remembered when they tried to sue Keenan for copyright infringement. I wonder what the outcome of that was.

    Lol @ those Ak lyrics. And I’m not even a fat guy. My manz from “Money Earnin” be tryin’ to drag me to the gym, ol’ Arnold SchwartzaNIGGA ass mofo…

    Sheeeeeeeeit

  9. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^You gotta hear the song, if you haven’t already…Vagina Diner was an underrated classic, IMO

  10. landLORD Says:

    … landLORD does not need to work out … i was created by using bionics and cryogenics … therefore i do not age, degenerate, deteriorate or suffer maladies common to mortal men and women …

  11. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    a lot of chicks don’t have enduranceduring sex…chicks alwayz taking timeouts during sex….I just get frustated when I’m ready to chg positions

  12. Lloyd Carr Says:

    Some of my girls

    http://www.tiny.cc/1Jq2T

  13. Da Partystarter Says:

    Rosie’s a bully. She reminds me of Robert DeNiro in “Raging Bull” when he put all that wieght on.

  14. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    lol@ land, ol Weapon X ass nigga….(c) Billz, paraphrased

  15. Da Partystarter Says:

    ^^^You gotta hear the song, if you haven’t already…Vagina Diner was an underrated classic, IMO

    Everyons talks about Nas’ verse on “Live at The BBQ” but Ak murdered it with that “..blow the fuck up like confetti” line.

  16. carpemundus Says:

    of jimmy thought it would sell, hed do it. he’s that type

    http://www.carpemundus.com – selling our souls a little bit at a time

  17. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    liquor builds estrogen in men, which gives u bitch tits…….c eskay with his shirt off…..no rosie odonnel

    true shit is that women look harder @ niggas that work out & with decent bodies than we look @ chicks with super bodies…….women r way more wild @ a strip show than we r….

  18. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    yessir, @ partystarter…Ak was on the rise, until those “Put it in my mouth” and “fuck me for free”(n/h) joints came out as a commercial successes and totally changed his focus as an emcee

  19. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Don’t throw your soccer balls this way
    The name is Akinyele, not no motherfuckin Pele
    Baseballs is what I’m not with
    So don’t hand me no catcher’s mitt, cause I ain’t catchin shit!
    The only time I slide and run, is after a murder’s done
    I get ghost before the homicide come!
    But that’s a different subject – that’s called games of death
    when your man play russian roulette while upset
    He can’t handle it, he wants to stop it
    He grabs the hammer and cock it, but that’s a whole different topic
    I just throw my voice on plastic
    You won’t see me wrasslin in no arena, gettin my ass kicked
    or better yet boxin in, some ring with gloves
    talkin about PST PST losin oxygen
    You know the whole blase-BLASAH, the Ak SAGA
    I’m quick, to run your shit like a JOGGER
    Huh! I don’t carry no stopclock
    I knock the J off of Jock, so you can just call me Ak!
    Yeah, it’s just that simple son
    On my spare time, I be rackin bitches up, at the Wimbledon
    But I’m not one for tennis
    nor breakin no sport records in the World Book of Guinness
    I just cool around the block and hold down the fort
    Straight up and down nigga, I’m not a good sport

  20. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^I would’ve loved to have heard Biggie kick that exact same rhyme….

  21. D.N.(The Kufi Smacker) Says:

    >>6. “Cook Coke For Kwanzaa” (featuring Juelz Santana)

    I hope that track sees the light of day. That would be pure 100% comedy.

  22. Small Eyez Says:

    ^^^^ if the moneys right…they do it.

  23. 850 gramz Says:

    Never was a Jim jones fan. Boy does he stink

  24. CO CAINE Says:

    jim jones is a clown

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  26. college Says:

    My first kufi F. Nas

    Genius.

    Actually, I hope this does come out. And all you nerds need to stop hating on DIPSET.

  27. VISAR Says:

    Fuck he gotta song with nas in this shit (My First Kufi” (featuring Nas) thougt they was beefing!!! Fuck dipset men forreal they just like g – unit!! And is a lot of shit been going on whit them right now!!!!

  28. Concerned Educator Says:

    As a teacher and positive role model in the African-American community, I thought that the tradition of Kwanzaa should not be made a mockery. It only justified the downfall of literacy amongst many children in the Black community. Dr. Malauna Karenga founded Kwanzaa in 1966, not to have the spirit of the holiday broken through humor and disrespect towards African people, but to teach Black people through seven principles how to love themselves and become successful individuals. I am saddened that instead of taking this opportunity to teach our children how to appreciate the seven principles of Kwanzaa, and how it can enrich their lives, they are taught how to disrespect their culture through poor examples like these. If this were any other culture they would not make such a negative parody of their traditional celebrations.

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