50 And Puff Are Morons

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A week to the day after 50 dropped his little bomb so to speak, on Puff, AHH reports that the two opportunists powerhouses have squashed their ‘beef.’ Well ok. Let’s review shall we? Last week 50 dropped his track ‘Bomb’ which goes at Diddy with a couple of his standard mediocre lyrical jabs and some of the best end-of-track shit talk most of us have ever heard. That night on the red carpet at the MTV VMA’s, 50 reportedly mumbles something about Puff not wanting it.

The very next day a track appears on Diddy’s Myspace page that, while not naming any names, seems very much like it could be directed at Boo-boo. He also makes an appearance on Hot 97 and proclaims that 50 is still invited to his white party in the Hamptons.

Speculation flies everywhere, bloggers weigh in, and the entertainment media has a field day.

Meanwhile, the cover of the next G-Unit Radio mixtape, featuring a months old picture of Diddy in a compromising position with another man (which, now that I think about it, I don’t believe he ever explained) leaks along with another song where 50 slips in another shot at Puff. Then out of nowhere, after barely a week, these two announce a ‘cease fire.’

So now I guess we’re supposed to believe this is the last we’re gonna hear on the subject. Kind of like how that press conference with Game buried that beef once and for all. 

The goddam mixtape hasn’t even leaked yet for crying out loud. (Edit: ok now it has)

I guess this is the part where we all speculate for a week on what brought 50 around. Did Puff raise up off of Mase’s contract? Did he hear the rumblings that he might have bitten off more than he could chew this time? I gotta tell you guys that as far as corniness goes, you’ve really outdone yourselves with this one and considering the two people we’re talking about here, that’s really saying something. I’ll be watching the KRS/Shan segment from Beef I if anybody needs me.


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114 Responses to “50 And Puff Are Morons”

  1. iLL Change Says:

    yes they are

  2. WestCoast_GetsDown Says:

    wire season 4 thats whats up

  3. iLL Change Says:

    >> featuring an months old picture of Diddy

    ^ typo

  4. WestCoast_GetsDown Says:

    yo simon..check your email and hit me back you TTAWBBB. for real

  5. KingML Says:

    Puff probably straight payed 50 to diss him just for the promotion, cause what the hell else does Puff have? Hes got no Biggie, no real stars on Bad Boy.

    He needs a gimmick.

    “still won’t be a star til the label adds a gimmick” cage(c)

  6. iLL Change Says:

    this beef was retarded in the first place. it’s not even a rapper beef, it’s a CEO beef.

    Puffy looks like a nerd in that picture. imagine him wearing horn-rimmed glasses, haha.

  7. WestCoast_GetsDown Says:

    its some thuggin luv type shit

  8. iLL Change Says:

    “Ayo!
    Bounce to that trina moe
    N***as about to blow
    Bouncin’ straight out the door
    Here we go, here we go!”

    i’m out. one

  9. iLL Change Says:

    >> featuring a months old picture of Diddy

    thanks.

    for real, i’m out. 1

  10. Temp Agency aka Baby Face Pimpin Says:

    yo any1 got the link to junior mafia vs lil kim dvd?

  11. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    fonsworth Bent>50cent

  12. KingML Says:

    50 and puff =

    “Little crack baby, ignorant son of a black lady/ never bothered to teach you cause the bitch was that shady//” – Saigon (C)

  13. Temp Agency aka Baby Face Pimpin Says:

    suck ya mutha^^

  14. nation Says:

    >> featuring a months old picture of Diddy in a compromising position with another man (which, now that I think about it, I don’t believe he ever explained)

    it looked like jacob the jew ler

  15. QuezStyle Says:

    Aint no one really care about the beef in the 1st place. Unless 50 gets back to GRODT form and Diddy stops acting like a coon, no one should give a damn about what comes out of their mouths anyway

  16. KingML Says:

    Temp Agency I heard you still got scars from the failed abortion.

  17. nation Says:

    ^ low blow

  18. Clyde Smith Says:

    Well said, Eskay.

  19. eskay Says:

    >>thanks.

    no, thank you.

  20. Temp Agency aka Baby Face Pimpin Says:

    KingML jus mad cuz i hit his momz wit the force like obi

  21. KingML Says:

    >KingML jus mad cuz i hit his momz wit the force like obi

    yeah like an old man in robes who was hiding from me, darth vader, ya little bitch.

  22. Temp Agency aka Baby Face Pimpin Says:

    yeah like an old man in robes who was hiding from me, darth vader, ya little bitch.

    ^^

    …ill let some1 else decipher that…ya pops was the indian from the village people

  23. Doc Flav Says:

    “Jays Nuts In Your Mouth And This The Best You Can Come Up With?” You Promotin They Shit. I Figured You Would Be Talking About Hov Peddling Drawers Or Nas And Game Having The Same Release Date.

  24. nation Says:

    we dont get emotional over here

  25. eskay Says:

    >>You Promotin They Shit.

    you promoting my shit

  26. Doc Flav Says:

    “Jays Nuts In Your Mouth And This The Best You Can Come Up With?” They Morons, But You Promotin They Shit. I Figured You Would Be Talking About Hov Peddling Drawers Or Nas And Game Having The Same Release Date. Lol

  27. eskay Says:

    >>we dont get emotional over here

    that’s right

  28. Doc Flav Says:

    Yeah Eskay 2006 Nuthugger To Watch.

  29. eskay Says:

    so lemme see if I’ve got this straight:

    any artist I post about, I’m promoting, even if I’m airing them out.

    as a rule, bloggers should avoid posting about, or in any way discussing rappers within the 6 months before or after they release an album, lest somebody think they are ‘promoting’ said rapper.

    ok, gotcha.

  30. eskay Says:

    i can’t wait ’til they invent a way to spit in somebody’s face over the internet.

  31. WestCoast_GetsDown Says:

    i cant wait for you to respond to my email es

  32. eskay Says:

    >>i cant wait for you to respond to my email es

    *goes to wade through 800 unread emails*

  33. Doc Flav Says:

    You Stay On Some Old Emotional Ass Herb Shit, Quit Lying. I Want To See How Long I Can Go Before You Edit My Comment Like That Hoe Shit You Did The Other Day.

  34. EnglandRepresent Says:

    5-0 and Diddy goin at each other? Hold the presses, two fuckin wack rappers dukin it out. And the subject of their beef – Ma$e, another wack rapper.

    Snow > Jay Z

  35. KingML Says:

    >>…ill let some1 else decipher that…ya pops was the indian from the village people

    yo moms knows yo pops is someone from the village people, she just cant remember which one. and u shouldnt quote shit you dont know nothing about u dunn. remember the sun doesnt go around the earth.

  36. WestCoast_GetsDown Says:

    fuck them other 799 just grab the one

  37. nation Says:

    >> within the 6 months before or after they release an album,

    when they are the most relevant

    >> Snow > Jay Z

    how does anyone without muchmusic even know who this guy is

  38. Doc Flav Says:

    Spit? You Dont Have The Balls Youngin. Any Press Is Good Press Even If Its From This Bootleg Instant Messenger Negro Napster Board With Pictures.

  39. nation Says:

    Why Do People Like To Type Like This? Isn’t It Annoying To Cap Every Word?

    >> that’s right

    i should pu t”(c) eskay” next to my name

  40. EnglandRepresent Says:

    On another note I just heard that Meth, and it is the tits. The second track which is Scott Storch produced admittedly is a thorough banger. If anyone’s in doubt cop the joint, the track with Redman kills it too.

    Yung Joc > Jay z

  41. nation Says:

    >> i should pu t”(c) eskay” next to my name

    or maybe a i won’t:

    I was on One Nineteenth and Lex-ing… ton. (c) D. Bill$

  42. eskay Says:

    >>You Stay On Some Old Emotional Ass Herb Shit, Quit Lying. I Want To See How Long I Can Go Before You Edit My Comment Like That Hoe Shit You Did The Other Day.

    I didn’t edit your shitty comment and if I did, I’d make the first letter of every word lowercase, you Special-Ed motherfucker. and FYI, I’ll spit in your mother and your girls face too, just let me know where to meet ya’ll.

  43. nation Says:

    >> and it is the tits.

    bullocks… tits. im guessing saying its the TITS is like saying its the shit. if you would say its tits it would mean its shit, right?

  44. eskay Says:

    Lil Flip > Biggie

  45. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    “Break the Addiction
    Join Jay-Z, Campus Progress and the Campus Climate Challenge as we work with MTV to combat global warming. Enter the Break the Addiction Challenge today! “

  46. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    mr. g4

  47. WestCoast_GetsDown Says:

    eskays in box 800 unread emails:

    100 lottery notifications
    75 africans with money
    300 thank you notes from def jam pres
    15 sidekick messages from lupe (with a smiley face)
    10 text messages from papoose
    150 “yo esk hook me up with that new…..”
    15 fake emails by his girl tryin to set him up
    35 i hate you emails from nbmore/bugsy
    35 im sorry i said all that earlier emails from nbmore/bugsy
    49 federal inquiries into commenters on the site
    16 racist hatin

  48. eskay Says:

    >>300 thank you notes from def jam pres

    lol

    >>35 i hate you emails from nbmore/bugsy
    >>35 im sorry i said all that earlier emails from nbmore/bugsy

    lmao

  49. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    biological didn’t bother

  50. nation Says:

    >> eskays in box 800 unread emails:

    classic. forget atlantic did you?

  51. WestCoast_GetsDown Says:

    ah my bad..good lookin out dawg.

  52. nation Says:

    >> 75 africans with money

    wtf is up with those. they never stop.

    listen, i am coming to town, and this no one will accept money from nigeria. if you will be so kind as to reserve 7 hotel rooms and 1 plane ticket, and wire 70000 dollars to my account ill give 100$(in travelers checks)

  53. nation Says:

    >> ah my bad..good lookin out dawg.

    dont forget a 40/40 birthday certificate

  54. Absent Says:

    I’m surprised you didn’t post on this.

  55. Absent Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxUl9Mxbh1E

  56. EnglandRepresent Says:

    >> and it is the tits.

    bullocks… tits. im guessing saying its the TITS is like saying its the shit. if you would say its tits it would mean its shit, right?

    lmao! Nah son, for a start its bollocks not bullocks, last time I checked bullocks was a male cow! If you say its THE tits its good and if you say tits then that just means tits as in a set of top bollocks as in breasts.

    Fabo > Jay Z

  57. Absent Says:

    http://www.spin.com/features/news/2006/09/060905_paris/

    I really should’ve put this together.

  58. D.N.(The Kufi Smacker) i'm as ill as a convict who kills for phone time Says:

    >>i can’t wait ’til they invent a way to spit in somebody’s face over the internet.

    That would be the best thing since Youtube and Google…

    And am i the only oneon here that gets crazy e-mails when i post one of my many e-mail addresses on here? Because i got some WEIRD e-mails after i posted one of my e-mail addresses on here a couple months ago.

  59. D.N.(The Kufi Smacker) i'm as ill as a convict who kills for phone time Says:

    >>50 And Puff Are Morons

    And i don’t mean to pull a luis but….I AGREE!

  60. eskay Says:

    ^ I did Absent, but I didn’t know there was video. good looking.

  61. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    u dudes hear about the guy in nj that robbed a bank?

    he wrote the robbery note on the back of a cancelled check

  62. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    his cancelled check

  63. eskay Says:

    Welcome to Lostville

    Population: Nas

  64. eskay Says:

    Weird Al Yankovic

    White & Nerdy (Ridin Dirty Remix)

    http://www.phreize.com/2006/09/weird_al_too_wh.html

  65. Doc Flav Says:

    LMAO@U. Get You Dough Up, Your Fantasy Jay Z Love Notes From Def Jam Wont Buy A Ticket. You A Net Thug Now? Lol Dude You Would Spit Saliva And Then Swallow Blood. You Got My Email We Can Make Arrangements. (note) My Mobile Just Types Like This In T9 Mode I Can Change It But Dont Care BTW)

  66. eskay Says:

    >>You Got My Email We Can Make Arrangements.

    nah I don’t, I probably deleted whatever stan mail you sent me. holla at me though, I’ll whip ya head boy.

  67. Doc Flav Says:

    Oh Yeah, My Bad I Guess My Comments Just Vanished. (sarcasm button released)

  68. eskay Says:

    >>Oh Yeah, My Bad I Guess My Comments Just Vanished. (sarcasm button released)

    i don’t delete comments fuck boy. axe about me.

  69. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    ill finger pop the statue of liberty

  70. Doc Flav Says:

    Nigga You Still Lying?

  71. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    i don’t delete comments fuck boy.
    ###
    elliot wilson does, but that neither here nor there

  72. nation Says:

    >> I did Absent, but I didn’t know there was video. good looking.

    lol, that sounds like there is a good looking video of eskay doing absent.

  73. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    hey nation what do u think about the new bin laden dvd mixtape?

  74. eskay Says:

    >>lol, that sounds like there is a good looking video of eskay doing absent.

    ayoooo at you interpreting that sentence like that

  75. eskay Says:

    >>hey nation what do u think about the new bin laden dvd mixtape?

    that shit is crack. Bush took an L

  76. Absent Says:

    >>>that sounds like there is a good looking video of eskay doing absent.

    dude’s got cock on the brain.

  77. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    speakin of dvd’s guess whos on the cover of the new xxl dvd?

  78. Doc Flav Says:

    Ask About You? Lol You A Celebrity After A Graphic Pic Award And A Gift Certificate? Well By Golly Roll Out The Red Carpet. Lol!

  79. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    hey eskay, how did you spend you itune card

  80. nation Says:

    >> ayoooo at you interpreting that sentence like that

    i hope that wasnt ayo as in hey yo. because i was reading the comments backwards quick quick and had no idea there was a guy called absent

  81. eskay Says:

    >>hey eskay, how did you spend you itune card

    I still haven’t gotten it, but I don’t fuck with iTunes so maybe I’ll donate it to Doc Flav so (s)he can re-up on Paris Hilton and ‘Scustin Timberlake singles like the cock boy he is.

  82. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    this is nyc where its cold and evil
    a bunch of subways and dirty ass homeless people

  83. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    i heard uncle murder got his name by killin a small village in vietnam

  84. EnglandRepresent Says:

    >>You Got My Email We Can Make Arrangements.

    nah I don’t, I probably deleted whatever stan mail you sent me. holla at me though, I’ll whip ya head boy.

    LMFAO @ dudes ‘makin arrangements’ over the internet. Wind your fuckin necks in for fucks sake, it ain’t that serious.

    Guerilla Black > Jay Z

  85. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    50 cent vitamen water > kelly clarson vitamen water

  86. nation Says:

    >> but I don’t fuck with iTunes so maybe I’ll donate it to

    … my good old hypeman, that has been with the site for the last 9 months and has done wonders not only to the site, but to hip hop in general.

    thanks eskay. i appreciate you thinking of me. in a non homogenic way

  87. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    wanker (s)

  88. nation Says:

    >> i heard uncle murder got his name by killin a small village in vietnam

    LMAO

  89. Doc Flav Says:

    LOL @ “I Tune” Cardholder. Good Night Ive Enjoyed Myself Immensely. Yo Lying Ass Eskay My Ole Gal Told Me That If You Spit In Her Direction “I Will Stab Dat Fucka Dead In His Eye.” Verbatim. ROTFLMBAO!

  90. nation Says:

    eskay its a blend. hardcore

  91. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    well styles p puts on 5011 mixtapes out a year so his verse could be, but i dont recall nas’s verse before, i could be wrong…i know nas used that lead shit and rappers want to be nas before but hes done that before

  92. eskay Says:

    >>Yo Lying Ass Eskay My Ole Gal Told Me That If You Spit In Her Direction “I Will Stab Dat Fucka Dead In His Eye.” Verbatim. ROTFLMBAO!

    tell her how she gonna stab somethin’ with my nuts laying on her eyelids?

  93. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    http://www.singulartists.com/artist_n/nas_lyrics/no_ideas_original_lyrics.html

    nation is right

  94. Absent Says:

    >>>nation Says:
    thanks eskay. i appreciate you thinking of me. in a non homogenic way

    I wasn’t sure if that was even a word but ..http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=homogenic&x=43&y=11
    what are you saying!?

  95. B.Payton Says:

    “I’m Richer Bitch!”

  96. Temp Agency Aka ReachNYC.com Says:

    eskay Says:

    September 7th, 2006 at 11:59 pm
    >>You Stay On Some Old Emotional Ass Herb Shit, Quit Lying. I Want To See How Long I Can Go Before You Edit My Comment Like That Hoe Shit You Did The Other Day.

    I didn’t edit your shitty comment and if I did, I’d make the first letter of every word lowercase, you Special-Ed motherfucker. and FYI, I’ll spit in your mother and your girls face too, just let me know where to meet ya’ll.

    ”^^

    cold.

    ….sorry had 2 throw my 2 cents

  97. Temp Agency Aka ReachNYC.com Says:

    eskay Says:

    September 8th, 2006 at 12:57 am
    >>Yo Lying Ass Eskay My Ole Gal Told Me That If You Spit In Her Direction “I Will Stab Dat Fucka Dead In His Eye.” Verbatim. ROTFLMBAO!

    tell her how she gonna stab somethin’ with my nuts laying on her eyelids?

    ^^
    wow

  98. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    fucking blends, i once downloaded a song with canibus vs. eminem with a fucking 11yr old the middle

  99. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    i heard nas is going to remix sublimes krs tribute

  100. spanish jay a.k.a. stab master arson Says:

    im out toto faces

  101. Doc Flav Says:

    Well I Was Done But… (passes phone) BITCH YOU REAL HARD TALKING SHIT ON THE INTERNET, YOU PROBABLY A LITTLE DICK PUSSY BEGGING MOTHERFUCKER! NIGGA YOU DONT WANNA SEE THIS NORTH NASHVILLE BITCH, LIKE I TOLD MY GUY ILL STAB THE LIFE OUT OF YOU AFTER I WHOOP YO ASS! I WISH YOU WOULD BRING YO SORRY NERDY PROBABLY BROKE ASS TO MY CITY (Takes Phone) I Let Her Read It My Bad Yal But Thanks Im Bout To Get Some Good Ole Angry Gal Pussy. Eskay Good Job! Lol!

  102. D.N.(The Kufi Smacker) i'm as ill as a convict who kills for phone time Says:

    Pancakes>Yung Joc

    Peanut butter and Jelly>Young Jeezy

    Pizza>Spider Joke

  103. EnglandRepresent Says:

    jamie kennedy > jay-z

  104. GET Says:

    Thank god they called the beef off this could of got really bloody in the streets.

  105. OldStan Says:

    I guess they talked like normal people and worked things out. See game this also works! instead of making those lame g-unot disses all the time. next track 50 cent: communication

  106. SPOTRUSHERZ AKA IM THE WHOLE SHIT OF THE WHOLE NIGHT Says:

    # WestCoast_GetsDown Says:
    September 8th, 2006 at 12:02 am

    eskays in box 800 unread emails:

    100 lottery notifications
    75 africans with money
    300 thank you notes from def jam pres
    15 sidekick messages from lupe (with a smiley face)
    10 text messages from papoose
    150 “yo esk hook me up with that new…..”
    15 fake emails by his girl tryin to set him up
    35 i hate you emails from nbmore/bugsy
    35 im sorry i said all that earlier emails from nbmore/bugsy
    49 federal inquiries into commenters on the site
    16 racist hatin

    ^^ that lupe line is the funniest thing i’ve ever read on here.

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  108. Sour D. Says:

    I heard 50 was gonna do a Clearasil commercial to show up Puffy. Guess we won’t be expecting that now. Shame.

  109. SK Says:

    yo get the fuck outta here nazi

  110. BBN2 Says:

    When a nigga resortin to beefin wit Puffy than u know he reachin. Puff a businessman not a gangsta if a nigga(Mase)signed the contract than that’s on him. I want to know what a 50 cent project would b with out all the drama an controversy around it. He’s runnin that shit too the ground. The crazy part about that a lot of niggas thrive on that shit but, when it gets real nigga wanna tuck they tail an talk all that y all the violence shit,it’s dumb blah blah. I don’t respect that it’s fuckin up the culture wit that punk shit

  111. luis Says:

    what the fuck do u care……i dont see you bitching about the beans and jigga bullshit beef so dont comment on this pathetic beef you fucking gaylord!

  112. BBN2 Says:

    Lol….Luis u need stop that shit. I know u was’nt raised to be no groupie. That right there is for females. U sound way to offended I did’nt mean to get ur panties all n a bunch….lol. Talk shit 2 me when G-Unit cut u a check. Til than get off my dick

  113. D. Billz Says:

    it looked like jacob the jew ler

    ^ Jewels… Jew… hmmmm. Nahhhhhh! Just wanted to get my Mr. Fantistic on real quick since I missed out on all the fun. Yall was wildin’.

    But really… think about it.

  114. D. Billz Says:

    Btw, that “beef” was corny.

    Hug it out, ya lil’ bitches (c) Jeremy Piven aka “They Fired” Ari

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