Daily Headlines 8-25-06

Master P signs to Lil Romeo’s label

According to the U.K.’s D.J. Semtex, Dr Dre is definitely on The Doctor’s Advocate, and the result is ‘classic.’ 

Angling for Hip-Hop Appeal 

Phife isn’t so sure what the future holds for Tribe 

Eminem teams with Nike to help underprivileged youth 

Uncle Luke starts a youth football league 

I’m seeing alot of conflicting reviews for Idlewild (the movie). Meanwhile, a recent advanced screening of the film had it’s own little ‘nigger moment.’ (c) Huey.

Officials in NY are afraid the black team is going to win all the challenges on Survivor.


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138 Responses to “Daily Headlines 8-25-06”

  1. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    ^huh? ,…anyway you talking about skeet alot, you cum bucket ass nigga

  2. RICH NIGGA,BROKE NIGGA....WHAT THA FUCK...ITZ BEASTNIGGA Says:

    icon Says:

    August 25th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
    coldplay: who are you?

    icon: I’m your daddy, coldplay…I didn’t want to introduce myself to you until your 18th b-day- nothing personal, but a nigga got bills, and the child support people aren’t too understanding about shit like that.. hold up, son, where you going, why you walking away? Don’t you wanna get to know your pops? Damn, the back of your head look just like your mother’s, minus the mullet.

    icon Says:

    August 25th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
    coldplay, I see you didn’t get your pops’ sense of humor…that’s too bad, b…you must’ve got your mom’s sense of humor, along with her big ass gap

    Simmer down, now, boy….

    icon Says:

    August 25th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
    I love it when niggas catch feelings about blogs, and who’s supposed to say what….take your sensitive ass to RalphTresvant.com

    somebody better duck, i hear gunshots cuz somebody gettin fired on!! lol

  3. icon Says:

    Coldplay, You got a dirty mouth…just like your moms….Boooy, I could stay on your moms all day….well, maybe not all day…lol

  4. icon Says:

    I need to leave Coldplay’s moms alone, I mean, she’s such an easy target…not hard to hit at all…

  5. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    I could stay on your moms all day….well, maybe not all day…lol

    ^old joke, be more original if thats the case

    the only dis im gonna give to your moms is disinfectent, .. the nasty heffa

  6. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    I need to leave Coldplay’s moms alone, I mean, she’s such an easy target…not hard to hit at all…

    ^ok your sinking fast lol, you need new material, that was LAME..

  7. icon Says:

    Nah, not sinking fast, just drowning in your mom’s vast-gina.

  8. icon Says:

    the only dis im gonna give to your moms is disinfectent, .. the nasty heffa

    Wow…original…speaking of original, did you know that your moms invented the Dirty Sanchez?

  9. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    hey icon your moms thinks yelling into an envelope is sending voicemail, the dumb trick.

  10. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    Nah, not sinking fast, just drowning in your mom’s vast-gina.

    BOOOOOO

  11. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    one more fuckboy, your moms crib is so dirty, I wipe my feet before leaving her house

  12. icon Says:

    hey icon your moms thinks yelling into an envelope is sending voicemail, the dumb trick.

    Wow, son, that joint was straight off of Fez’s show…lol Like I said, you didn’t get your pop’s sense of humor…in fact, your moms was more about hummers than humor….damn, I miss that slutty sloe footed meth addicted humpbacked bitch….

  13. icon Says:

    Your moms is such a whore….

    no punchline there, just a statement…

  14. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    ^yawn…your losing it kid, go sniff your mammas panties or somthing, matter of fact your mammas pussy can be used to launch a bio-chemical terrorist attack, her puss smells like two rats kick-boxing it. the low down aids infected raisen belly grizzly adams tatoo wearing hoe.

  15. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    ^incase you was wondering who grizzly adams is, (i know your tv had one channel growing up)

    http://www.dm-productions.com/bonanzafilm/a.danhaggerty_3.jpg

    she got this tatoo on her lower back

  16. icon Says:

    Your mother be freestyling and calling herself Old Jizzy…she be sucking dick and doing adlibs like “Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”…y’all need to do a re-make of Soul Survivor…”A-tard and Old Jizzy”

  17. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    I bet the computers in the kitchen at your crib, right next to the open jar of smuckers jelly and dirty dish rag that you kill your roaches with.

  18. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    icon Says:

    August 25th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
    Your mother be freestyling and calling herself Old Jizzy…she be sucking dick and doing adlibs like “Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”…y’all need to do a re-make of Soul Survivor…”A-tard and Old Jizzy”

    ^ “and the survey says” NOT!!!,

    wow dawg you really suck now, your getting wacker by the minute, which reminds me of your mammas head game.

  19. icon Says:

    Coldplay says: I bet the computers in the kitchen at your crib, right next to the open jar of smuckers jelly and dirty dish rag that you kill your roaches with.

    Icon sez:

    I probably would be struggling like that if your moms had turned my ass in to the Child support folks…thank God she’s really heavy on the “Stop Snitching” tip

  20. icon Says:

    Your moms, “Old Jizzy”, calls herself a platinum artist…but when she says platinum, she’s talking about my pubic hair- that bitch is vicious with an afro pic and a jar of Blue Magic

  21. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    Your moms, “Old Jizzy”, calls herself a platinum artist…but when she says platinum, she’s talking about my pubic hair- that bitch is vicious with an afro pic and a jar of Blue Magic

    ???, anyway maybe i’ll figure it out later

  22. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    your mammas so fat, she did the shoulder lean and tipped over

  23. luis Says:

    Eh!

  24. icon Says:

    Maybe you will…your moms had decent brains, but not the thinking kind…I remember how worried I was the day your mother went into labor, and that short, yellow ambulance pulled up to the crib…

  25. icon Says:

    Aiight, Coldplay, my son, daddy’s gotta go to work, I gotta make that income, just in case your slutwolf of a moms tries to hit me for back child support…if you don’t hear from me again, remember, I never abandoned you; I asked your moms for joint custody, but she was like “ain’t nobody getting my weed!”

  26. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    Maybe you will…your moms had decent brains, but not the thinking kind…I remember how worried I was the day your mother went into labor, and that short, yellow ambulance pulled up to the crib…

    ^ are you kidding me, you cant come harder than that, which happens to be the exact words your mamma said when I skeeted down the bitches throat

  27. the landLord Says:

    *FIGHT UPDATE*

    …early in the bout, Icon landed several vicious blows that had Coldplay staggered and reeling….Coldplay, taken aback by this unsuspected barrage of punches, seem surprised by his unfamiliar opponent…just when it looked like Coldplay might go down for the count (no homo), Icon seemed to tire and his punches began losing steam….Coldplay then began countering with jabs and flurries and regained his composure while Icon continued to throw punches with murderous intention, but ultimately missing their mark…with momentum swaying, we take you back to Nahright Stadium……

  28. icon Says:

    Funny synopsis, Cossell

  29. Penny Woods Says:

    All I’ve seen are negative reviews for Idlewild. At Rotten Tomatoes, it’s at 52%, which mean the majority of reviews are negative. I’m thinking of not going because of the reviews.

  30. icon Says:

    You have to kind of temper the influence of reviewers by asking yourself how much confidence do you have in the opinion of someone who watches movies for a living? Personally, if my job was to watch movies all day, I would either stop paying attention, or get really annoyed at any movies that didn’t blow my socks off (no techno).

  31. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    lol landlord excellent commentary

  32. the landLord Says:

    …thank you sir…

  33. BUGSYTHEBOSS Says:

    OATKAST MAY BE FINISHED AFTER THIS BUNKAZZ MOVIE AND FLOP ALBUM!!!!!!!! LUDACRIS IS THE SOUTHS ONLY HOPE FOR HAVING A BIG NUMBERS(SOUNDSCAN)RAP ARTIST…

    *Bootleggers get ready its money time!!!*

  34. 813 Says:

    has anyone listened to cant feel my face? reviews?

  35. wes Says:

    “Eminem teams with Nike to help underprivileged youth.”

    The same Nike with sweatshops?

  36. SOSA 420 Says:

    Game album sounds crazy!!!!!!!!!!

  37. RD Says:

    Thats a shame, Saigon needs to come out, like now.

    RD

  38. Klive Rex Says:

    Honestly, Game’s album will be fire with or without Dre. There’s really no other big name movin units on the west coast besides E-Feezy. Plus, aint nobody fuckin wit G-Unot right now so that’ll give Game a few more numbers.

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