Save The Rhino’s Part 2

The God and the Godfather of hip hop

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186 Responses to “Save The Rhino’s Part 2”

  1. 1st Says:

    1st

  2. hovadagod Says:

    rhymefest is that nigga.But i probably would have fallen asleep at this concert!

  3. Black Jesus Says:

    There is no strength more effective than purity,
    No triumph more praiseworthy than surrender,
    No bliss more satisfying than love.

  4. iLL Change Says:

    4th

  5. shes a fresh one! Says:

    Why Rakim’s face look like he was caught in a dirt storm? :(

  6. Nasir Says:

    Ma nigga Ra holdin it down tho he does look mad dark, that Common pic is weak

  7. hovadagod Says:

    ^^^Oh no!Mase is back! aha,Why dont u tell us about your dreams man-yeah the dreams that made u decide to become a pastor! and then sign with Curtis Jackson.I think that your services will highly appreciated over at gunitworld!So VAMOOSE.Your 12 yr-old friends are
    waiting!

  8. Black Jesus Says:

    Mase is a coward and Hovadagod u’re too cuz u blogging hanging off a mortals dick
    so make up your mind if u wanna be u or a mere mortals trick
    and just cuz u stan dont make u fam !
    u lesser than a Rhino so no one gon save u trust me I know!

  9. nation of thugacation Says:

    part 2 as in… more pics, or was it another concert?

  10. nation of thugacation Says:

    i guess more pics cuz common is wearing the same sweater

  11. nation of thugacation Says:

    lol and rakim still looks like a saudi

  12. Filth Says:

    Styles P in the muthafuckin building! respect!

  13. RUMBL3BUMSKI Says:

    TWO OF THESE MEN NEED ALBUMS BUT BECAUSE OF THE INDUSTRY, THEY BOTH GET SHELVED AND CAN MAN HANDLE A LONG LIST OF SO CALLED “M.C.’S” RAS AND RAKIM FUCKED BY THE “MAN”

  14. e-dubbs Says:

    save the rhino should be save the nostrals since styles performed.. and I use the word ‘performed’ loosely.

  15. spotrusherz Says:

    styles is the most gangsterest

  16. Filth Says:

    why you worried about the mans nostrills? you wanna have sex with him or something? GO HOME!

  17. rude n fiesty gal Says:

    what fukk is common doing?
    ok nevermind..i think i know what hes doing
    ok…jus nvm altogether.

  18. De_Muthafukkkin_Shawn Says:

    Dam… a step closer to # 1….

  19. Memphis Bleek Says:

    Dear Jay-z

    I promise to never betray you, and never turn you away. I promise there won’t be another to get in your way. I shall remove all seeds and all sticks from the bag. I shall keep you happy I don’t like it when you’re mad. I will roll it perfectly everytime. I will shop for you because I know you hate lines. I shall speak for you when you feel you’re too important to answer. I shall not mop your floor with ajax because you think it causes cancer. I shall wash all your cars and keep them filled with gas. I shall not sneak in your parties though they are filled with ass. I vow to carry the baggies, the blunts and your keys. I know my main goal is to carry your weed. I’ll always be there when you need a shoulder to lean. I’ll never listen to Benzino or say “Ya-Nah-mean?”. I’ll be your ash dumper til your blunts at its end. I’m more than a “Weed Carrier” I’m also your friend…

    Yours Truly
    Your Sweet Memph-o-Manic!!!

    P.S.

    I love you Jay! xoxoxo

  20. e-dubbs Says:

    i guess stlyes can be the most gangsterest since its not a word and has no meaning.

  21. nation of thugacation Says:

    ^ lol

    and damn… memph that came from the heart.

  22. R-FIGGZ Says:

    That microphone looks at home in Rakim’s hand, almost as though it were part of his body and soul!.
    Rakim will still eat 21 mc’s at the same time!…
    Peace to The Mighty Zulu Nation – Bronx River We deliver!……….

  23. 456 Says:

    might not go plat but this blog is classic.

  24. Joe 88 Says:

    *crosses fingers hoping styles album finally drop this year*

  25. Foekist bka Clubber Lane Says:

    Yeah this concert wouldn’t have been blessed with Fokist’s presence unless the tickets were free.

  26. tyronebiggums Says:

    joe 88 – stlyes dropping first or second week in august

  27. nation of thugacation Says:

    ^ damn tb u being optimistic

    this post features pics of so many good artists, and nobody is saying shit. but well just say its because theyre just pics, and eskay didnt write anyhting scandalous,, speaking about that
    whats good with a new post

  28. D. Billz Says:

    Best of Big Noyd… pretty tough.

  29. whatevaman Says:

    Styles P is gangsterest!! lol

    and what was the concert for? really saving the rhinos?
    if so fuk that..use that money to teach one kid
    to read or write or send one that can to college

    I would have fell asleep at the concert too
    but I wouldnt have even got in the car and drove
    there…even it was a free show..I love rakim but have
    no interest seeing him perform nowadays (I’ll just bump
    his classics on cd in the comfort of my home) and common
    *yawns*, Styles love him but he not an entertainer.

  30. Sour D. Says:

    had anyone here actually ever seen styles or dblock perform?

  31. D. Billz Says:

    Sour D… I haven’t seen the Lox perform before. Btw, did you ever send those Lupe tracks?

  32. D. Billz Says:

    Never mind, I’m readin’ the other post now.

  33. Sour D. Says:

    anyone whose actually seen them perform will not say they’re not entertainers. i was in harlem, somewhere on or off amsterdam(don’t know harlem as well as other places in ny), and they tore that motherfucker down. they let mad people on stage, of which i was one(the only white one on stage and possibly in the hall). they stopped the show when the higher ups told them to get people off stage and said if anyone gets off, so do we. styles cracked a blunt, broke up his trees (that jada was carrying), and rolled the blunt in what seem like 6 seconds and then proceeded to play “i get high” at which point a cloud of smoke rose from the crowd in front of me (truly something to see. to be an artist and control the crowd like that must be an amazing feeling). its one of my favorite experiences. i almost got to hit that blunt too, unfortunately, two huge suge knight lookin motherfuckers who were rollin with dblock pushed me off to the side and took my spot. point is, ya’ll need to go to a dblock show before you say that they’re not entertainers.

  34. Sour D. Says:

    wow, i’m watching the sucker free countdown, mainly because i’m high and the remote is nowhere to be found, and they just said that chamillionaire is certified platinum. maybe others saw this coming but how the fuck did he go plat off one single? fuckin disgusting.

  35. D. Billz Says:

    Sour D… Damn, that’s a hood ass show right there. You could NEVER, and I do mean NEVER, pull some shit like that in Bmore. We’re way too uncivilized. Somebody woulda tried do somethin’ like grab Jada’s mic and start rappin’. Or try to rep their hood since we have a inferiority complex. Those DBlock goons woulda snuffed somebody and them some Bmore dudes woulda rushed the stage. Next thing you know, they’re gettin’ banned to perform at the specific location ever again. Which is also a loss of money on both parts of the owner and performers. They did that to Nore at Morgan State. He’s banned from ever performing there again.

    Off the subject: Anybody know where I can find Camp Lo’s song “Gotcha”? And I’m not talkin’ about the one that’s on their album Lets Do It Again. There’s another song with the same title that got this sick ass sample and their flow on it is ridiculous. If anybody got that or know where to find it, holla at me.

  36. D. Billz Says:

    Sour D… Chamillionaire went plat because 1.) he been had a fan base in the South before he had a deal and, 2.) people in the south support their own music. How do you think Cash Money and No Limit were bangin’ out all of those gold and plat albums back in the mid-90’s before southern rap was even popular on a national scale?

  37. D. Billz Says:

    Yo, yall mofos need to download this Big Noyd joint from Dat Piff. It good some nice joints on here.

  38. Sour D. Says:

    thats pretty wild billz. there was too much love for dblock in that hall and they had probably 8 goons on each side of the stage waiting for somebody to do somethin stupid. the show was wack otherwise though. posta boy was there (not one person stood up or made one sound while he was playin, i think everyone was rolling), team hot (some harlem locals which i never heard before or after that show but people went crazy for em) and foxy brown (who came through dissing kim and capone if i remember correctly). during each performance, i just kept screaming DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BLOOOOOOCK to the point that kay slay came on the mic and was like “relax, they’ll be out in a sec, we got other talent here tonight too”. the vibe was so crazy by the time they got there, and the respect was so huge, i don’t think anyone would’ve been stupid enough to grab a mic. i think they did that to nore cause they could, but i don’t know much about bmore except for its H problem. btw, jae hood is borderline midget.

  39. Sour D. Says:

    i guess so billz @chamillionaire issue. i don’t mind paul wall for a southern dude, and wasn’t shocked at all that he went platinum. but he was all over the place working for that platinum plaque. i dunno, i just hate garbage music being recognized. i’m sure young joc will be next to go plat with all the stupid shit being supported now a days. if lupe doesn’t sell, i’m gonna drop hiphop, not take a shower for 2 weeks, grow my hair out to look like a dirtbag, get an all black wardrobe, and become a fucking metallica head.

  40. D. Billz Says:

    Leave it to you to be the only white dude yellin’ D Block, lol. You can take the white guy outta the hood… you know the rest. This musta been a minute ago if Foxy came out dissin’ Kim. Posta recently came out with a album or mixtape, not sure. Haven’t checked for him since he had went under the knife for his surgery.

    And I’m gonna advertise this mixtape for the last time, but this Best of Big Noyd on Datpiff is tough. Go d/l that if you were into the Mobb movement before they sonned themselves to 50.

  41. D. Billz Says:

    Yo, if Lupe don’t go at least gold I’m not gonna cop another hip hop album for the rest of the year. I’m gonna be hittin’ up madd jazz festivals, reggae bashments, and alternative rock concerts. I’m dead ass.

  42. Sour D. Says:

    i used to think Noyd was iight back in the day. i think i actually still have his EP (was it an ep, i remember it not having alot of content), fuck it, i’ll check his shit.

  43. rude n fiesty gal Says:

    ^^
    lol.
    better star preparing now.
    cuz….i am pretty dam certain lupe wont sell.
    @ least not on any level we would want him to.
    hes crack…..but yea. dunt think its gunna happen.

  44. iLL Change Says:

    blogs is slow today.

    speakin of noyd and mobb deep, im listenin to “Three” from H.N.I.C.
    “son i’m on a bench high, eatin’ chicken wings and french fries” ha, thats that joint right there yo.

  45. D. Billz Says:

    ^ Speakin’ of fries, yall gotta come to B’more to a local hood spot and cop you some Western fries, which are basically these big, seasoned potato wedges. I think the Deli across the street from my job probably has the best ones in the city.

  46. D. Billz Says:

    Sour D… If you thought he sucked, then you probably won’t like his mixtape which is straight Noyd ish. He didn’t change up the flow or nothin’ on any of his verses. But personally, I always thought he shined on Mobb’s albums.

  47. Sour D. Says:

    i never thought he sucked, i just never saw him as great. i haven’t heard noyd this century i think. this cd is bringin me back though. damn i really loved the old mobb. i think today’s throwback for the whip will be infamous.

  48. D. Billz Says:

    The Infamous never leaves my car. Never. Not even Chuck Norris could make me take it out my car.

  49. iLL Change Says:

    ^ The Infamous is CLASSIC. now i gotta go listen to “Trife Life”

  50. Sour D. Says:

    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

    you started it billz.

  51. D. Billz Says:

    ^LOL

  52. iLL Change Says:

    chuck norris stans

  53. D. Billz Says:

    Trife Life really is some f’ed up shit. If a shorty ever set me up like that I’d send some birds her way.

  54. 456 Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    June 11th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
    Yo, if Lupe don’t go at least gold I’m not gonna cop another hip hop album for the rest of the year. I’m gonna be hittin’ up madd jazz festivals, reggae bashments, and alternative rock concerts. I’m dead ass.

    ^i’m already knowin. dancehall’s was up right now.

  55. 456 Says:

    Mobb’s first three albums after juvenile hell are fire. They still make hot records its just that they credibility is shot the fuck up.

  56. D. Billz Says:

    456… Yeah, I ruined my opportunity to work with a reggae record label when I had the chance.

  57. iLL Change Says:

    ^ Juvenile Hell was ill. The Infamous = 5 mics. Hell On Earth = 5 mics. Murda Muzik = 4.5 mics.

  58. 456 Says:

    busy signal. vibez cartel. sizzla. jah cure. that guiness and red bull riddim. shit is hot right now. much more creative than hiphop right at this moment.

  59. D. Billz Says:

    456… Agreed. I was always a fan of dancehall, but got turned out to it (pause) when I lived in NYC. Many of my friends at school were West Indian and taught me a lot about the culture. I remember my boy Renni took me to the Soca Arena in BK. I was thinkin’ it was just a reggae club and didn’t know jack-shit about soca. I was standin’ in there for 4 hours. My legs were killin’ me by the time I left. I learned all about riddims and the dances (yeah, I cuts a mothafuckin’ rug). That experience was priceless.

  60. eskay Says:

    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

  61. Sour D. Says:

    Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

    i hope this gets like it did last time. there were some real funny ones. iight ya’ll, time for me to try to go pluck a bird. catch ya’ll in a few.

  62. Sour D. Says:

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

  63. Sour D. Says:

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

  64. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    chuck norris… is my homeboy.
    HA!
    and you thought i had something sepcial to say ha!

  65. D. Billz Says:

    There are now six million and one ways to die since the birth of Chuck Norris.

  66. D. Billz Says:

    Lol @ chucktatorship.

  67. Sour D. Says:

    last one cause my ride is here.

    Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

  68. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    the opening scene of the movie “Saving Private Ryan” is loosely based on games of dodgeball chuck norris played in second grade.

  69. eskay Says:

    Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

  70. tyronebiggums Says:

    you guys hear that new mixtape chuck norris mixtape. walker texas pimpin. shits fire

  71. 456 Says:

    Chuck Norris keeps a baby blue whale as a pet. A large contingent of US Special Forces found Chuck Norris naked in a spiderhole in Iraq. No one has heard from them since.

  72. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    “walker texas pimpin” -thats jokes! lol

    but on a more serious note…
    someone once videotaped chuck norris getting pissed off. it was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

  73. eskay Says:

    When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn’t get wet, the pool gets Chucked

  74. D. Billz Says:

    Navy S.E.A.L.’s training is a daily Chuck Norris workout.

  75. D. Billz Says:

    Ninjas wear Chuck Norris costumes for Halloween.

  76. 456 Says:

    Chuck Norris taught Biz Mark to beatbox.

  77. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    chuck norris has only two speeds…
    walk and kill.

  78. D. Billz Says:

    CNN = Chuck Norris News

  79. 456 Says:

    Chuck Norris used to ghost write. For Jesus.

  80. D. Billz Says:

    There’s no such things as earthquakes. Just Chuck Norris doing jumping jacks.

  81. Jersey Girl Says:

    Hey fellas,

    you guys think I live pop life now, hey you can get popped right now.

  82. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    456 – chuck norris is jesus
    see on the 7th day god created chuck norris everything else is just secondary

    im thinking about making my next novel about chuck norris i mean that boy is gangsta, dont let him numchuck you in the face.

  83. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    whats crackin jersey girl – if you gonna come here named jersey girl you better rep jersey hard ma. im a jersey rep and i never let thse motehrfuckers know i, i expect to see the gullyness of the realest rap bitch, ive been telling these dudes about the jersey girls.

  84. Jersey Girl Says:

    Mr. Tyrone,

    Thanks, but I’m not on here to get with guys. I’m just a fan of real hip-hop. I accidently stumbled onto this site, and I find that it’s pretty interesting. But most importantly I represent my people and my family name. I do not refer to myself as a Bitch, and neither should you refer to me as one or any other girl for that matter. I am a respectable women with good morals and I would like to keep it that way. Thanks.

  85. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    “chuck norris used to ghost write. for jesus”

    ha ha ha ha ha thats now the mostest jokes!

    chuck norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. the other three wise men were enraged by the preference that jesus showed to vhuck’s gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. all three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

    i’m out. i don’t think i know anymore.
    b-right-on, england sends you all a whole lotta love!

  86. A Nah Right Skit Announcement Says:

    here were the pics that you wanted to see Tyrone, for you being jealous with eskay, and this is the reason why his wifey was mad.

    http://uplode.us/up/amber.jpg
    http://uplode.us/up/amber_2.jpg
    http://uplode.us/up/amber_3.jpg
    http://uplode.us/up/amber_4.jpg
    http://uplode.us/up/amber_5.jpg

  87. nation of thugacation Says:

    @jersey girl

    tyrone isnt his real name. lol but what he meant was represent, because the site has alotta new yorkers that underestimated jersey, and when tyronebiggums71 saw your name, he thought u were gonna represent.
    he didnt really call you a bitcheither, what you misunderstood is that there is another girl or women or guy or beastnigga that comes on this site and her screenname is “realest rap bish” and thats what he was referring to.

    lol “dear tyrone”

  88. THE GOD-CHUCK NORRIS Says:

    THANK U ALL FOR SPREADING MY GOSPEL
    IAM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA
    I REIGN SUPREME OVER ANY MC BE4 AND AFTER YOUR RAKIM
    NAHRIGHT IS MY KINGDOM-MANE!
    BOW DOWN TO THY LORD OR ELSE MY ROUNDHOUSE WILL FORCE U TOO
    ASK JAYZ HE’S AN AVID FOLLOWER OF MY WAYS
    CONTRARY TO YOUR BELIEFS I NEVER GHOSTWROTE 4 JESUS BUT 4 GOD
    YES I SAID THAT!
    GOTTA GO HE’S ON THE HORN NOW!
    THANX AND HAVE A CHUCKALISTIC NORRISHING DAY .

  89. iLL Change Says:

    >> THANX AND HAVE A CHUCKALISTIC NORRISHING DAY .

    hahaha

  90. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    Jersey Girl Says:

    June 11th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
    Mr. Tyrone,

    Thanks, but I’m not on here to get with guys. I’m just a fan of real hip-hop. I accidently stumbled onto this site, and I find that it’s pretty interesting. But most importantly I represent my people and my family name. I do not refer to myself as a Bitch, and neither should you refer to me as one or any other girl for that matter. I am a respectable women with good morals and I would like to keep it that way. Thanks.

    i wasnt trying to get with you either ma, you kidding im known to be on this site i cant be trying to holla at girls on the computer ( plus honestly i any girl im pulling off the internet im thinking i dont want to be pulling )

    i was just trying to get you to rep jersey ( being a fellow jersey native who has great pride for his state )

    the bitch thing was in reference to another poster from a couple days ago who came in with talking mad reckless ( yes over a computer i realize its not gangsta but it was mad entertaining ) and her name was realest rap bitch. i was just making a refernce to repping and holding it down like she did, i wasnt calling you a bitch ( shit your probably gonna get me a headache later when my girl checks it and see that you thought i was hollering at you, she wont even scroll down to check anything else she will just flip at the first thing she says )

    and sidenote : im not trying to get at you but im trying to hook my boy up im not sure if you know this but he’s kind of a big deal, his name is CHUCK NORRIS if you dont know now you know nigga

  91. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    nation of thugacation Says:

    June 11th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
    @jersey girl

    tyrone isnt his real name. lol but what he meant was represent, because the site has alotta new yorkers that underestimated jersey, and when tyronebiggums71 saw your name, he thought u were gonna represent.
    he didnt really call you a bitcheither, what you misunderstood is that there is another girl or women or guy or beastnigga that comes on this site and her screenname is “realest rap bish” and thats what he was referring to.

    lol “dear tyrone”

    good looks nation. i saw her post and just respinded ( again mostly to avoid a headache ) but if i saw your post i wouldnt of even said shit but co-sign. anyone on here knows i rep jersey hard and always ask for jersey love so shit i wuld hope to see someone named jersey girl rep jersey.
    you nailed the bitch thing that was a ccomment about a poster who uses that as her name so thats what she wants to be called so no disrespect there.

    and yeah i laughed my ass off at that mr.tyrone shit thats a definte jersey touch i swear i know your a jersey girl with that shit.

    and shit she got her gullyness off in a different way from realest rap b… so i guess she did hold it down for jerz.

  92. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    * i got some late breaking news *

    bernard hopkins got beaten into oblivion last night its not looking good
    ( i know some of you are like ty dont you mean tarver but no i mean b-hop ) see after b-hop won and claimed he would retire on top, well apparently someone we all know and love heard this and found b-hop outside and told him he couldnt retire as the champ without ever fighting him one quick roundhouse later b-hop is floored and the doctors are saying it doesnt look good he probably wont make it. when police questioned witness’s ( who all were caught by stray roundhouses and the aftereffects ) they all describe seeing a man run off and disappear however they have identified the suspect as none other than
    CHUCK NORRIS

  93. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Aw shit, it looks like Rakim still gots what it takes to rock the mic.

  94. Sour D. Says:

    Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.

  95. blitzpro Says:

    The save the rhinos concert was really about Chuck Norris. He kills rhinos with his bare hands!

    Yall are crazy, I had to get one in. LMAO!

  96. The God Chuck NORRIS Says:

    Good looking tyronebiggums 71
    I bestow u and other chuckaholics with my new line of Energy drinks called
    Cowa(can of whoop ass)!
    Pls keep da CHUCkarama comming
    I,m here 4 ever just ask Eskay-slay
    I created all da planets ,animals,man etc
    So when its all over you,re bound to return 2 me in ChuckNorristopia!

  97. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    ha ha ha ha gimme some of dat cowa? chuckalistic norrishing day? chuck norristopia? yes chuck you ARE indeed that dude!!!

    i dunno if you people know this but…
    there is actually no theory of evolution -just animals chuck decided to allow to let live

  98. D. Billz Says:

    Jersey Girl Says:

    June 11th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
    Hey fellas,

    you guys think I live pop life now, hey you can get popped right now.

    ^ We miss you, Noyd.

    Sour D. Says:

    June 11th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
    Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.

    ^ Yall was born, he punched his way outta mom dukes.

  99. D. Billz Says:

    Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

  100. D. Billz Says:

    100th… bastids.

  101. Dumb Nigga Says:

    So i’m 101, that’s better fool.

  102. D. Billz Says:

    Es… I know you got some PR Day Parade pics. I once again I missed it so you gotta hold us down. I know DR Day Parade is next month. Last year I was in NYC coincidentally the same weekend as the DR Parade. But I had to bounce before the thunderstorm hit. And that didn’t help because it was mad traffic on the Turnpike on the way home PLUS I was dozing off. Not to mention I was dolo.

  103. D. Billz Says:

    Dumb Nigga… As in the kiddie movie 101 Dalmations. You know, the soft, bashful puppies. I get it. Hold that down.

  104. Dumb Nigga Says:

    …..

  105. Sour D. Says:

    the true story of how the ninja turtles came into existence is that chuck norris ate a live turtle… when he shit the turtle out, it was 6 ft tall and a master in martial arts

  106. D. Billz Says:

    Correction* “Once again… “

  107. Dumb Nigga Says:

    I’m starting to think ChuckNorrisfacts.com is alot of you guys second home lol.

  108. D. Billz Says:

    Moses didn’t part the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did a power bomb off of a rock.

  109. Sour D. Says:

    dont make me start throwin out jack bauer facts.

  110. Dumb Nigga Says:

    You might as do the Mr.T facts also then lol.

  111. Sour D. Says:

    When in Jack Bauer’s presence, Chuck Norris and Mr. T urinate sitting down.

  112. D. Billz Says:

    Dumb Nigga… Didn’t know about that site until just now. All of mine are original.

    Say it with me now: Billz is nice.

  113. Dumb Nigga Says:

    @ D.Billz

    You didn’t know about ChuckNorrisfacts.com !!? Chuck Norris must be very dissapointed in you!

  114. Sour D. Says:

    Jack Bauer can eat five times his body weight in terrorists.

  115. 456 Says:

    God is a weed carrier for Chuck Norris. I’m done.

  116. D. Billz Says:

    *literally laughin’ out loud (almost to tears) after going to that site*

    Dumb Nigga… Actually Chuck Norris is proud of me. I knew of his divine presence before I knew about the website, lol.

    Here’s the one that had me dying:

    “Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.”

  117. Dumb Nigga Says:

    The ancient pyramids of Egypt did not belong to the pharoahs, but are actually Mr. T’s personal gold storage facilities.

  118. Sour D. Says:

    When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin’ hates lemonade.

  119. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Mr. T recently opened a Psychic hotline, one in which he takes every call. No matter the question he is asked, he gives only one response: “My prediction? Pain.” He then goes out and personally pummels each caller witin an inch of their life, because Mr. T can never be wrong.

  120. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    jack bauer can not see chuck norris.
    don’t try sour d. mr t maybe, but jack bauer? nah he’s still a young padawan he has much to learn…

  121. Sour D. Says:

    Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: “In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world… five seasons in a row.” Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled “WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!”

  122. Sour D. Says:

    pink, you obviously are underestimating jack bauer.

    After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.

  123. Dumb Nigga Says:

    If a tree falls in the woods and there’s no one around to hear it, you can’t be sure if it made a sound, but you can be damn sure that Mr. T pitied it.

  124. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Jesus turned water into wine. Mr. T turned a Fry Daddy into Vin Diesel.

  125. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    dumb n*gga now we’re talking mr t is THAT dude for real real.

  126. Sour D. Says:

    Sonny Bono cut off Jack Bauer while skiing. Once.

    thats the last one. you got me fuckin dyin with the mr. T jokes Dumb Nigga. plus nobody here watches 24

  127. D. Billz Says:

    Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”

  128. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Mr. T has to remember not to shower with his arms crossed. Otherwise, the water will fear him, and he’ll never get wet.

  129. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    jack is nice but he isn’t there yet.

    sour d you should listen to what it is i’m telling you… i’m right 96.4% of the time and this isn’t one of the 3.6% of moments when i could be wrong. ha!

  130. Dumb Nigga Says:

    You can run, but you can’t hide. Because Mr. T is already there.

  131. Dumb Nigga Says:

    God was once presented with the paradox: could he create something greater than himself? The result…Mr. T

  132. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    Mr. T’s Mohawk is not actually hair; it is comprised of an endless swarm of furious East-African Killer Bees. These bees, while deadly, love Mr. T and have pledged their existence to protecting his head. They also play Pinocle with Face on alternate Tuesdays and, much to Mr. T’s chagrin, find Murdock hilariously funny.

  133. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Mr T defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Mr T loves you.

  134. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    east african killer bees! KILLER BEES!!!
    …now you know jack can’t roll like that.

  135. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Mr. T wears brass knuckles because he fears the consequences of hitting someone with his bare fists.

  136. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Mr. T is the only person who can give Stella her groove back.

  137. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.

  138. D. Billz Says:

    Those aren’t gold chains around Mr. T’s neck. Remember the yellow brick road?

  139. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    Mr. T’s mother did not break water, she broke a molten gold liquid which, upon being born, Mr. T formed into his first gold chain

  140. Dumb Nigga Says:

    When Mr. T arrived in Pittsburg, he renamed it Pitysburg. When Mr. T arrived in Secaucus, he renamed it Baracus. And when Mr. T arrived in Delaware, he threw it into the Atlantic Ocean.

  141. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Mr. T never learned to read. Letters learned to accomodate Mr. T’s mind.

  142. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris are triplet love children of Godzilla and a bear

  143. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
    folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. Regardless of the
    situation, he is always understood.

  144. Dumb Nigga Says:

    It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

  145. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    Mr. T once appeared on the show “Fear Factor,” not as a contestant, but
    as a stunt. There were no winners and six deaths. Mr. T has not been
    invited back.

  146. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Audacious gold chains – $300,000
    Solid gold frohawk(r) comb – $11,000
    Menacing steel toe capped stomping boots – $175

    The look on Chuck Norris’ face when he gets pitied…
    Priceless.

  147. Dumb Nigga Says:

    While in the womb, Mr. T heard a fool backtalking his mother. He then proceeded to leave the womb and strangle the fool with his own umbilical cord. He then went back in the womb to continue developing. This all happened within 3 seconds.

  148. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    Like King Midas, everything Mr. T touches turns to gold, even food. Unlike King Midas, Mr. T has learned to ingest gold, like a real man would.

  149. Dumb Nigga Says:

    That’s not your stomach growling when you’re hungry. It’s Mr. T. He’s right behind you.

  150. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    All that glitters is not gold: If it’s not being worn by Mr. T, then it’s just jibba jabba, and Mr. T pities the fool who can’t tell the difference. This is where the phrase “fool’s gold” comes from.

  151. D. Billz Says:

    Stealth bombers are actually A-Team vans with wings.

  152. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    You can lead Mr. T to water, but chances are that you will die there

  153. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    You can lead Mr. T to water, but chances are… you will die there

  154. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Mr T has one true brother, Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster crossed Mr. T in 93 and since then his career has consisted of being a super nanny from space and a reality show on VH1

  155. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Mr. T likes to keep some of his spare gold at his summer home in Kentucky. Home is a little place he like to call, “Fort Knox”.

  156. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    Mr. T didn’t know Rocky was a movie. He just wanted to kick the shit out of a white guy and steal his bitch, A-team style.

  157. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Mr. T is similar to James Bond in the sense that they both have a license to kill…well, Mr. T’s isn’t exactly official but just who is going to stop him, you? Fool.

  158. pinkcashmerelee Says:

    Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can’t explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning.

    ha! i’m out people

  159. kheri wes Says:

    howdid this mR. T shit strt its pretty funny

  160. D. Billz Says:

    *still laughin’ from that Chuck Norris site*

    Ok, Finals are on. I’ll holla.

  161. Dumb Nigga Says:

    23. That’s the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

  162. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Scientists claiming that diamond is the hardest substance known to man have got it wrong. They’ve overlooked Mr. T

  163. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Alirght here is the last one for now….

    Mr. T doesnt need to beleive in God. God beleives in Him.

  164. iLL Change Says:

    pinkcashmerelee Says:
    June 11th, 2006 at 8:46 pm

    Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.

    ^ that one was hella good

  165. blitzpro Says:

    *Breaking News*

    Mr. T “disciplined” rapper Maino, took all his jewerly, & screamed “Junior Mafia Fool!!!” at the top of his lungs.

    He reveals writing ALL of Biggie’s rhymes in the upcoming Cocaine City dvd.

  166. MR T YES I'M HIM Says:

    I armed wrestled Kingkong and the whole justice league ,the transformers ,Voltron,the whole Dragonball Z,Thundercats,Batman,Incredible Hulk,Zorro,Spiderman,
    And flung em off the planet!

  167. whatevaman Says:

    not going to read all the posts
    but to

    ILL CHANGE who said he was listening to three
    that alchemist beat is insane! I use to hit rewind
    on that joint ALL DAY!

  168. iLL Change Says:

    ^ word up, yo. that piano loop is ill and Mega had a tight verse (son i’m on a bench high eating chicken wings and french fries). thats classic right there, imagining Mega laid back in a park eatin some street vendor food spacin’ out. it’s too short tho, there shoulda been 3 verses. dope track tho, no doubt

  169. chuck norris Says:

    not for nothing but all tsumais hurrican katrina and all other forces of nature are cause just by the impact of my ninja kick.

    also I am responsible for the pitiful showing by the heat I gave shaq and d wade a little slap ( not enough to kill them just enough to make them play like shit )

    its chuck norris holla

  170. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    man I don’t see chuck norris shit I pity mr. t if if fucks with chuck

  171. Manolo AKA Plug industries Says:

    It is confermed. It was written is better than illmatic.

  172. MR T Says:

    ^^^^ stop swagger jacking my steeze u aint no chuck norris I know who u be
    U aint even funny try spelling tsunami idiot!
    And don’t try to mess my name up
    Or I,ll feed u 2 da lions!
    (Hands on da Bible)
    I MrT swear to tell da truth and nothing but the truth……I gave birth to Chuck Norris and I use Oak wood trees 4 punching bags that’s why by the yr 2007 there be no jungles left .(maybe Gardens).
    And I slept with diana ross and had that Bastard Rick ross! I pity da fool that don’t believe
    Everyday I,m hustling….

  173. DBrown11 Says:

    I heard juelz santana got jumped at the pr parade

  174. Manolo AKA Plug industries Says:

    “A!”

  175. D. Billz Says:

    Manolo AKA Plug industries Says:

    June 12th, 2006 at 8:20 am
    It is confermed. It was written is better than illmatic.

    ^ I wouldn’t trust that kinda info coming from someone who misspelled “confirm”.

  176. Manolo AKA Plug industries Says:

    Spelling is not my 4 tay. But it is still “confermed”

    It was written is still better than illmatic

  177. D. Billz Says:

    ^ I highly disagree.

  178. Ricky D Says:

    Why is Rakim rocking a Dartmouth hat, shirt and jacket? Does his kid go there or something?

  179. Manolo AKA Plug industries Says:

    Ilmatic is not a timeless classic

  180. reggaetonslasher Says:

    Illmatic is a timeless classic, funny thing I just configured this program, that reads Nas in binary form, and alerts me every time his name is mentioned in this blog. Just keep it fair and I wont have to unleash my wrath on you haters

  181. Manolo AKA Plug industries Says:

    I just recopped Illmatic and It was written and the beats on Illmatic are ninety-ish. They are irrelivent to todays music. It was written has better beats, better stories.

  182. Joe 88 Says:

    *Checks to see what’s crackin on nah right*

    WTF. Not another nas session

    *leaves cpu to continue playing GTA Liberty city stories*

  183. reggaetonslasher Says:

    need for speed, best racing game ever.

  184. D. Billz Says:

    reggaetonslasher Says:

    June 12th, 2006 at 10:40 am
    need for speed, best racing game ever.

    ^ I still fucks wit’ part 3 which came out for the 1st PS.

  185. Dumb Nigga Says:

    >>the beats on Illmatic are ninety-ish.

    That’s funny that you say that, considering it was made in the 90’s. Coincidence? Maybe? Maybe not?

  186. biggumskiller Says:

    ya’ll dudes is nerds for real

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