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Happy Birthday Reggie Noble

So apparently today is my F.R.O.A.T.’s birthday and not only didn’t I know it, but I didn’t have a chance to get him anything or plan out a suitable Birthday post. You may have noticed that the Redman coverage on this site has been pretty much nonexistent from the get go, which if you know me, doesn’t make a whole lot of sense seeing as the EPMD and Redman albums provided the soundtrack for a good part of my life beginning around 1990. Of course all of the blame doesn’t just fall on me, you can also thank a certain Maybach riding, Nets owning CEO for allowing my boy to completely fall off the face of the earth just because some non rapping ex-drug dealer got lucky with a single.

But whatever. I love Red and all, but I’m guessing he’ll probably never outdo what he did on records like Muddy Waters and Dare Iz A Darkside. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to hear him try.

Anyway, seeing as it’s the Funk Doc’s born day I’d like to take this oppurtunity to share all of the goodness that 5 minutes of searching Youtube has turned up. Above is the video for Red’s classic single, Time 4 Sum Aksion, from his solo debut, What? Thee Album

More Redman Youtube goodness:

Parts 1 and 2 of his segment on SMACK DVD Vol 9.

His groundbreaking appearance on MTV Cribs.

The video for Rush The Security the lead single from his album Red Gone Wild that unexplainably fell off everybody at Def Jam’s radar at some point last year

The video for Tonight’s Da Night

I have a great story about the time I met Red in Harlem, but it definitely calls for its own dedicated post. Hopefully I can get around to it soon.

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143 Responses to “Happy Birthday Reggie Noble”

  1. Dumb Nigga Says:

    yeah he keeped it real on mtv cribs

  2. Joe 88 Says:

    2nd this is the closes ive been to first

  3. bxconnect Says:

    muddy waters is his best shit to me.damn whats going on with his album?that nigga comes up with some sick lyrics.i still got the shit on video tape when he performed with onyx and came out with the neuce around his neck.

  4. Big E Says:

    lol didn’t red have a house in the bricks on cribs?

  5. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *rolls up a hemp blunt stuffed with hash and purp*

    Happy Birthday Reggie!

    *tears blunt wrap, curses himself out*

    Happy Birthday Reggie!

    *rolls up in a Titanic phillies ‘gar*

    *adds more purp and more hash*


    *grabs a Corona and enjoys his evening*

  6. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    @ Big E

    That crib was tore up from the floor up…

    *remembers child hood*

  7. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *feels like Ox(that Rastsa dude from Belly) with this blunt*

    *wants…needs to share*

    *thinks he may OD. TOO MUCH HASH*

  8. MaddenMaster Says:


  9. c0l0mb14n1116 R.I.P Proof Says:

    Dat mtv cribs shyt was funny wen it came out,
    hope red gets back heavy on the map

  10. BEASTNIGGA Says:

    blood you on tha hash? sheet i didn’t think niggaz fuck wit that no more. you remind me of my sister. she 10 yrs older than me. went to the army, came back on hash, powered up, and dikeing. thats a hellava drug my nigga.

    make no mistakes. they gone cost you. one luv, -beastnigga.

    p.s. i feel ya bra,just coming backing from the war and shit. stay safe i need niggas like you and ugly ass biggums to stay right.

  11. BEASTNIGGA Says:

    lili…. where u at girl? holla at tha nigga beast when get her.


    “albums sick like what the ” esoterick

    muddy waters is my favorite red album but care iz a darkside and what thee are also classic hip-hop. and who else writes a song called how to roll a blunt i can thank reggie for my superior blunt rolling skills ( only i moved up to vanilla dutches )

    ive been a die hard red fan since the beging but you guys cant FULLY blame jay-z for his album not coming out its not like malpractice or where is reggie noble came out anywhere near when they were supposed to he has always had problems with his albums getting pushed back, so did meth i mean tical 2 came out l ike 2 years late, ghost always has issues ( though not nearly as bad ) def jam’s had that problem before jay.

    eskay i didnt know you were such a epmd fan and redman fan

    red is a personal favorite ( you know jersey and all plus dude sick flow and hilarious ) and in my top 10 yo you should dedicate some threads to some old school songs and videos more often like i dont know maybe a song like k.i.m ( keep it movin ) from back in buisness. keith murrary ( another personal favorite his old shit is classic as fuck ) destroys his verse its one of my favorite verses ever.

    “Keith Murray, the holder of the boulder/
    Lyrical analyst mental roller coaster flower/
    Money folder/ track blower/ MC overthrower/
    I flow witcha two at a time, like Noah/
    I goes off to the beat, on the edge of reality/
    and kick rhymes in my sleep, and battle Mortality/
    Finally, every dimension know Keith/
    Y’all egotistical simple-minded niggaz is pitiful and weak/
    I’ll give you a G a week for life, if you can defeat me/
    I kick poetry at a high rate of mortality/
    At static, lyrical Kraftmatic, smokin/
    barkin like a dog, breathin like an asthmatic/
    Lyrical sculpture create fly rap sculpture/
    Ninety-eight Headbanger boy, yeah I told ya/
    Total chaos, helter skelter, run for shelter/
    Here comes the lyrical brain melter/
    I be maxin and relaxin, attractin action/
    Flippin more big ol words than Jesse Jackson/
    My shit knock don’t it, drive you crazy if you loan it/
    Man I feel for my opponents ”

    k.i.m. keep it movin

  13. Barkley Says:

    Don’t get me wrong, Redman is one of the top 20 mc’s of all time, but c’mon homie, the chances of Redman outselling Rick Ross in 2006 are slim to none. Jay is just being the businessman that he has always been, he’s going with the money. If you were the President of a multi-million dollar company that is constantly under the microscope, you would make Rick Ross a priority over Redman as well. Unfortunately, the music business is 90% biz and 10% talent, and it all comes down to a hit single. Rick Ross has a hit single out right now, Redman hasn’t had a hit single since 1999…..SO making a smart business decision, Jay is going with Rick Ross over Redman. Redman needs to come out with some new hot music on the mixtape circuit to get a buzz going, that’s the only way I see Def Jam making him a priority, Unfortunately that’s the way it is.


    for those who dont know how to roll a blunt

    Check out a new type of gimmick which is splendid
    Since you’re down with other shit, let’s see if you’re down with this
    It’s about..strictly trying to roll a blunt
    When you get the hang of it, you’ll catch more blunts than Archie Bunk
    First of all you get a fat bag of ism
    From uptown, any local store sells the shit friend
    Purchase a philly, not the city of Philly
    Silly punk, I’m talking ’bout the shit called the Philly blunt
    Lick the blunt and then the Philly blunt middle you split
    Don’t have a razor blade, use ya fuckin fingertips
    Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in
    Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end
    Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
    Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
    Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta
    The results, mmmmmmmm….proper

    That’s how you roll a blunt
    Let’s all roll a blunt
    ..and get fucked up

    The second paragraph might makes you laugh
    When a brotha rolls a blunt and his breath smells like gr-ass
    That’s when you know you gotta take the blunt from him
    Cuz his breath has the dragon in the dungeon
    (yo, yo, yo, light the blunt. uh yo, here’s the lighter..)
    I would if this shit would stop drippin’ wit saliva
    And if you gonna lick it, don’t drown it with ya spit, shit
    I dunno what dick or last puss you licked quick
    And how ’bout the non-blunt rollin’ females
    That always fucks it up ‘cuz they don’t wanna break their Lee nails
    (hee hee hee hee hee, sorry Red for spilling it..)
    You better pickup every seed of it
    Because I paid 10 bills for the get ill..
    And for spilling it you better get lost or get grilled
    Bo know everything from sports to other stuff
    But I bet you Bo dunno know to roll a blunt.

    (hey nigga pass the gotdamn blunt. shit! what you holding it all day for?
    Sit yo big ass down…)

    Yo, yo, check this out
    I want all the real niggas out there and the females too
    If you got a fat blunt in ya mouth and you feeling high as hell
    I want y’all to repeat after me, check it out
    I’m fucked up (I’m fucked up..)
    I’m fucked up (I’m fucked up…)
    I’m high as hell (I’m high as hell..)
    I’m high as hell (I’m high as hell) Yea.

    Last but not least, Redman would like to say peace
    To all the blunt rollers from the Tri-State to the Middle East
    And gimme a blunt when I kick the bucket
    Devil or no devil when I am the wrong to be fucked with
    So everybody put they blunt up in the air
    Take a puff, blow the smoke out like ya just don’t care
    So..(pump up the volume) ..so it’s heard thru the next block
    I’m out, peace to Red Foxx, I’m off to the cess spot

    happy birthday reggie

  15. BEASTNIGGA Says:

    man hasn’t had a hit single since 1999….

    now you know…now you know…..

    its a wrap


    barkley – i agree and i think jay does as well thats why he started that def jam left shit now obviously we havent seen anytype of progress on it but maybe he can shift some of the artist like redman and buddens over there so we can just get a damn album out.

    and he actually came out with a real hot mixtape last year ( i forget what it was called have to look for it not at my computer got it in my itunes there ) but the problem is chances are redman isnt getting new fans we just have to hope that his fans have grown with him and now have some type of money in their pocket to support a real emcee

  17. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *is dumb high and still has half of a blunt left*

    *needs water*


    why you gotta come with that hate beast ? and are you kidding me this redman dog ask every rapper to name top 5 most of them say redman and scarface they are the 2 most said favorites, no one is as nice and funny as him dudes crazy

  19. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    The two strongest rapper Def Jam had is Redman and LL…. I dare anyone to argue.

    Redman saved def jam from flopping.

    LL damn near started that shit.

  20. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *fore warns everyone… This will be a typo filled night*

  21. eskay Says:

    I hear you Barkely, but I’m still gonna bitch about it. Besides, I’m not interested in Def Jam’s bottom line, I just wanna hear my Redman album

  22. uneckbone Says:

    redman has definitly provided a large amount of music at my younger age. to me he is like ghost. he can do no wrong. he probably keeps it the realest out of everyone. there are absolutely no gimmicks with him. i.e. cribs. and i think thats a good idea about the old school post. i used to hate old school at noon when i was a kid. now i usually look forward to it.

    *puts in muddy waters. lights L*

  23. uneckbone Says:

    lol @ sir hov of brooklyn

  24. MaddenMaster Says:

    Its about respecting The hip hop and dudes like Red are a part of that and YES he did save Def Jam at one point but man I don’t know about Jay man…. Red is a vet…..

  25. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    Jay is the Skape Goat for Def Jam… They just wanted his face tied with them to bring in more money… Point plank blain and simple..

  26. BEASTNIGGA Says:

    i aint say it ty another nigga said it. read tha post not just tha last ones up there. i just quoted what a nigga said.

  27. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    Jay is the Token President that’s all…

    He shouldn’t be taken seriously…nor should he be taken lightly…

    He doesn’t have a real job to do…but he’ll do great at his job. Ya dig?

    Maybe if you were high you’d understand

  28. bxconnect Says:

    it would be nice to see another red meth album.even though red killed meth on blackout.they still compliment each other.these younger niggas alway dis red talking about hes too old.young fucks piss me off.till this day i say he outshined meth kurupt daz and pac on that track on all eyes on me.
    and im saying it cause i heard a lot about this nigga i saw that rick ross video and was not impressed.at all.not even a little bit.jigga what the fuck are you doing?

  29. uneckbone Says:

    blood, i’m high as a fuckin kite, and i think thats the only reason i get you. in fact, i was just thinking the same thing.


    my bad beast i didnt see how you did that

  31. Demiks Says:

    When did the “Fuck the Security” video come out?! I always try searching for something good on YouTube and end up getting nothing. I gotta watch that later, Prison Break is on (THIS SHOW IS CRACK!).

  32. uneckbone Says:

    prison break is sick demiks, its on some hot shit too this week. 24 is the greatest show of all time.

  33. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    @ uneckbone

    High people can understand each other…

  34. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *is Pitbulls only fan*

  35. KingML Says:

    I got this hot new Jay-Z track i wonder if anyone heard of it or can tell me if its actually new, i havnet heard it but its dope.

    from “DJ Radio-Mr.Sold Out Pt.6” Jay-Z Ft. Nancy Sinatra – I Used To (Produced by Oddz-n-Endz)

  36. eskay Says:

    ^I heard it. Uneckbone put me on, and we were trying to figure out if it was actually new or recycled. it sounds new to me…

  37. uneckbone Says:

    it sounds like the vocal weren’t laid down for that beat but its a great song.

  38. the green eyed bandit Says:

    how does redmans mtv cribs appearence only get 4 out of 5 stars on youtube? madness.

  39. Reninatronix Says:

    FROAT looks weird.

  40. eskay Says:

    ^so does GBOAT but hey, thats what they call me

  41. Demiks Says:

    ^ Greatest blogger of all time???

  42. BEASTNIGGA Says:

    motherfuckaz from duke going to jail.

    tomorrow morning these crackers gone be surprised. smooches!!

    *know my nigga ageezee ready to kick my ass when i do that *

  43. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    ^^^^ smooches?!

    Has beast gone soft?

    Has he lost his gangster?

    Will his name change to beauty?

    Will this hash kill me?

    All this and more later on in the thread…

  44. KingML Says:

    the hash might not kill you, but the police officer who catches you with it might.

  45. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    Eskay you’re not a GBOAT… You’re a fucking Cyber Crack dealer… You’re gettin mothafuckaz addicted to this shit.

    Sure the 1st few threads are free, that’s how it always starts out. Next thing you know you’ll asking for credit cards, check stubs, money orders and pay pals. Then niggas will be Ebaying their tv off and then their car and shit. And from there you’ll have Luis turning tricks for a fix “Fid-Fiddy i-is th-….the greatestest alive!!!”

    I’m on to your plan Eskay… I must admit its a good plan and a great hustle…but you can’t fool me no one fools SLUM LORD!!!!!!!

    *re-lights blunt*

    That took a lot outta me I can barely see the keyboard.

  46. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    @ kingML

    lol true.

  47. Dumb Nigga Says:

    actually i would have to say DMX and Redman helped def jam from flopping

  48. Doc Flav Says:


  49. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    Yeah DMX did his thing too… Pre-crack that is.

  50. Dumb Nigga Says:

    actually though, i’m hoping westcoast gangsta rap makes a comeback someday, oh and midwestern rap actually making it big too

  51. Absent Says:

    WHUT?Thee Album and Dare iz a darkside are both classics to me.
    Redman is one of the most underrated artists I know.

    you gotta write that shit about when you met him. Red’s too real.

  52. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    I would actually like to see some real rappers from the mid west shit on Nelly aka the Pop rap icon…

  53. Dumb Nigga Says:

    i wish some real midwest rappers would shit on Nelly also, i wish Bone Thugs or some of those Chicago rappers would diss Nelly man, that fuckin bitch made Nelly is giving the midwest a bad name

  54. JIGRO Says:

    co-sign NELLY is bitch made^

    damn eSKay, true story is that for the past three days I have been searching the internets for a milk carton image because I have these cool photos of RED that I wanted to photoshop.

    I will do a follow up to your post over at DP’s site.

    I won’t be apologetic to DefJam’s fake president either. L.A. Reid is the H.N.I.C. even with his golden beaded slippers.

    EPMD had a gully camp at one time with DAS EFX and your boy K-SOLO. I am not stuck in the past but that rap shit that is getting promoted now is so lyrically watered down I have to wear scuba gear when I put on my radio.

  55. Big Grizzly Says:

    I’m from the south and I have southern pride but I was just reading some of the post and can’t believe some one wrote or even compared Reggie Noble to sick loss oops I mean Rick Ross dude whoever u are who wrote that shit need to wake the fuck and revaluate why your ass is living to say any rapper from the south besides scarface can even fuck with Redman, shit 98% rappers in the game no matter where there from can’t even come close to fucking with sharp metaporhs of the Prime Minister of Da Brick City, boy i sure hope u aint from the east coast saying some dumb shit like comparing a rap legend to some fucking wanna be so call hustler from any region. And oh yeah fuck jeezy, rick ross, T I , and any of these non rapping over proof thug glorifying muther fuckers who put this shit out on wax that does nothing to better our black race and status as a people and I’m straight from the south and I’m writing this to show that have great thinking minds in the south but remember that the media is only going to let u know what they want u to know. Peace to all people and black people its time for us to rise up from what from this hole we have dug ourselves into, thank you for all who have this passage and who have learned from it.

  56. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    does anybody have Redman’s brother first album? I can’t find it anywhere.

  57. reggaetonslasher Says:

    I tossed T.I cd out the window while switching lanes this morning on my way to work. Just thought I’d mention that.

  58. reggaetonslasher Says:

    @ does anybody have Redman’s brother first album? I can’t find it anywhere.

    who ??

  59. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    Looks like reggae dude failed hip hop 101. K Solo. Why you toss the TI

  60. MadeInMilwaukee Says:

    Im a Redman fan but with that said I haven’t heard anything that grabbed my attention either. Redman got to step it up. But he should definatly be a priority over Rick Ross. REdman got the streets and mainstream america. All he needs is a fire single,

  61. reggaetonslasher Says:

    k solo isnt redmans brother…I was raised in the Bricks

    And T.I album is bad dope, clever marketing but no get high.

  62. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    You sure he aint he related to him some how maybe cousin or somethin. TI album wasnt classic but it wasnt a frisbee. That sounds like the East hatin on another coast again.

  63. reggaetonslasher Says:

    Nah plug no hate here, I’ve thrown many a east coast artist out the window then circled back and ran over it to make sure it wont resurface

    k solo from central Islip, New York
    Red Brick city all day.

    k-solo real name is Kevin Madison
    and offcourse you know Reggie Noble.

  64. reggaetonslasher Says:

    *reflects on the time when Jersey had a chance in this rap game*

    *googles Poor Rightous Teachers*

  65. Foekist Says:

    I always thought they were related too.

  66. Foekist Says:

    I’m beginning to take back my notion that Jay ain’t horribly commercial. Rick Ross is TRASH, man. His voice sound like any body off the street, he ain’t talkin bout shit, he’s a Miami Young Cheezy.

  67. Foekist Says:

    I take that back, Cheezy sound better than this nigga. I was watchin this dude on Spring Bling, I thought he was some Miami Unsigned Hype or suh’m.

  68. Foekist Says:

    And Gay Z’s actually ENDORSING this fool? “I don’t know what this world is comin’ toooooo”

  69. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *reads Big Griz’s post*


    That’s my lil brother what can I say?

    *walks off*

  70. Foekist Says:

    Man, I’m watching this video. I’m SERIOUSLY dissapointed about the direction of rap right now. This dude is horrific on the mic. Man, ANYBODY can say this shit he sayin. No lyricism, creativity, metaphors…. My gawd.

  71. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    He got on by saying that he really knows Videl Castro. He is nothin special. I had that single for about a year and listen to the first 15 seconds of it. I just lookedd and seen that eskay posted MTV cribs of redman. Thats the best Cribs episode ever. Yall Niggas check it out?

  72. reggaetonslasher Says:

    wow what good memories I have of my jetta with five stars back in the day, Segio tacchini sweat suits, and chicks with biking shorts…you young’ens missed out on an exciting era.

  73. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *walks back*

    Fuck that shit… Redman is the tight but saying 98% of the dudes in the game can’t fuck with him is retarded…

  74. Foekist Says:

    I’ve always been a Redman fan, but he ain’t never been a lyricist. His style and comedic flow is what made him stand apart in my opinion. I don’t know if he can come back though, personally. His last few were coasters for my Budweiser. Him AND Mef

  75. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    Reggae how old are you? 35?

  76. reggaetonslasher Says:

    11,204 signatures so far on my campaign to rid the world of reggaeton music…this is in NJ alone, imagine what I can accomplish with the help of some of youse.

  77. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    Docs Da Name was mad lyrical. That song wit Busta Bus was out friggan cold.

    *Takes out Big Tuck’s Purple Hawk C&S and pops in Docs Da Name*

  78. reggaetonslasher Says:

    spiritually I’ve been here since the begining, a time in life defined by years: but what are years? a man made depiction of time…in some cultures the word time dosnt exist, the natives dont say hi when greeting or bye when departing because the live in the moment no such thing as time.

    so to answer your question Plug. I am Life yrs old.

  79. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    *scraches head*


  80. Foekist Says:


  81. Foekist Says:

    reggaetonslasher Says:

    April 18th, 2006 at 9:11 am
    spiritually I’ve been here since the begining, a time in life defined by years: but what are years? a man made depiction of time…in some cultures the word time dosnt exist, the natives dont say hi when greeting or bye when departing because the live in the moment no such thing as time.

    so to answer your question Plug. I am Life yrs old.

    *Presses play to “I Be On That Kryptonite*

  82. reggaetonslasher Says:

    lol, plug im just f’ing with you, but lets just say I came up in the golden era of hip hop.

  83. reggaetonslasher Says:

    how old are you plug? and foe for that matter.

  84. Foekist Says:


  85. Doc Flav Says:

    Da Whut Is The Busta And Red Song, Honestly The Only Time I Heard Red Outshined On A Song. On The Real His Debut Verses On The EPMD Album Were Sick, Rhyming On That Beat Ghost Used For Daytona 500.

  86. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *is 98 years old*

    Scientists used my blood to make Viagra!

    *returns hov-a-round to docking bay*

  87. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    You know what makes Red the realest nigga in hip hop?

    The fact he is always joking around having fun and shit, not a care in the world.

    Most of these other niggas feel as if they have to prove something to themselves.

    Niggas walking around with a mean mug and shit…enough for a nigga to slap the shit outta them…

    See I don’t punch the niggas that wanna hard ice grillin everybody… I slap them bitch ass niggas…

    Its only so long fake thugs can pretend…-Big Homie

  88. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    Which leads me to this.

    My list of real niggas in the rap game…

    JAY Z
    BIG r.i.p.
    Tupac r.i.p.
    Soulja Slim r.i.p.
    Young Buck
    Beanie Segal
    Omilio Sparks
    Bubba Sparxxx
    Lauren hill
    Proof r.i.p.

    The list is not numbered for a reason…

    You can’t put an order on realness you can only catergorize. If you think I should’ve named your favorite rapper kill yo self you fuck nigga. If I didn’t name him oh well.

  89. Foekist Says:

    I agree with you on that. ^^^

  90. Foekist Says:

    (regarding the Redman statement, not the list)

  91. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    i agree with the list( except how and why is bubba sparxxx on the list ) but i think you left out some people such as guru rakim krs mos def talib kweli common they keep it about as real as possible and i know there are more as well

    Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:
    April 18th, 2006 at 9:40 am
    You know what makes Red the realest nigga in hip hop?

    The fact he is always joking around having fun and shit, not a care in the world.

    i couldnt agree more. i remember seeing a b.i.g. interview back in the day when he talked about how you couldnt joke and kid around in hip-hop anymore these days and it was said that everyone has to be so hard and serious.

  92. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    Redman isn’t like this other niggas talking bout they rep the hood…. But have a million dollars worth of jewels on in a lambo for the video shoot, with a cgi back drop of the hood…

    *believes most these niggas use green screen for hood shots*

    Redman doesn’t just rap about the hood… He lives there and has more money than these overnight ballers. He doesn’t hire body guards and shit… Because niggas in the hood don’t need body guards…they need baby mommas.

  93. D. Billz Says:

    Shout out to the Funk Doc… Happy Fuckin’ B-day my nigga. *thinkin’ about pickin’ up his “Dare Iz a Darkside” album from Planet Replay for like $6*

    Tonight’s Da Nite still gets blasted in my vehicle. Redman is one of the most slept-on artists of our time. Red is the reason why back in like ’92-’95 niggas here was rockin’ the nappy blowout with the fresh line (which to me is still a dope hairstyle, but Black people aint “natural” no more). Now put together with a blue Carharrt jacket, hoodie, baggy jeans, and the half-laced construction Timbs (or Herman Survivors… I KNOW you mofos don’t know nothing about that)… and WA-LAH, that was me, lol.

    Es I can truly appreciate your Redman stan-dom, it’s refreshing.

  94. reggaetonslasher Says:

    Life is not measured
    by the number of breaths we take,
    But, by the moments
    that take our breath away!

  95. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    @ Ty

    I threw Bubba in there to ruffle a few feathers although he is a tough looking white dude…

    And those niggas you named go without mention… Everyone should recognize those dudes as being real… Honestly Common is realer than they come. Because he could eat Jay alive while spitting a verse about sunshine flowers and butterflies…real talk

  96. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *looks a Hitch…I mean slasher*

  97. Demiks Says:

    Thats a weak list slum lord. B.G.? Missy Elliott? Soulja Slim (no disrespect to the dead, but…)? Omillio Sparks? Him and Oschino been on the Roc around 7(??) years, nobody know’s squat about them. I lost all respect for Bubba Sparxxx since Ms. New Booty and this months XXL. Proof wasn’t humble, the whole reason he was caught slippin was because he was waving his tool. Your talking about rappers who don’t need to prove anything, but like half your list is deceased.

  98. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    @ Demiks

    Well I put BG, Soulja Slim and Omilio on there because the don’t have to prove anything to anyone… I never said my list was about humble rappers.

    I put missy on there because she isn’t like these other female MC’s that talk about sucking dick all day.

    I put Proof on there because dude was real can’t take that from him…

  99. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    My list was focussing on real niggas in the hip hop game…

  100. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    @ demiks


    Why remove Soulja Slim and Proof but not Biggie and Pac?

  101. the Landlord Says:

    ^^^co-sign with reggaetonslasher. I grew up across the L.I.R.R. tracks from Kevin Madison (k-solo) in Brentwood, N.Y…..He is From Central Islip, N.Y. and no relation to Redman

  102. YBY Says:

    Yo I think it’s fucked up how Def Jam treats a legend like Red. I mean just look at the website. If you check on my man Red and you click on “Biography” it says “sorry there is no biography yet”. YET?! Wtf, dude released his first album for your sorry asses before the internet even existed! How you aint gonna write a biography in 15 YEARS?!

    Ok now click on some new pop artist named Megan Rochelle. I haven’t even heard of her. Yep, sure there is a bio and the whole fuckin website is redesigned with her face on it!

    Ok so I do a search on Google: “Redman” over 7 million hits. “Megan Rochell” 80 thousand hits. That’s 100 times more hits for Red.

    Oh and btw to whoever said Red aint had a hit since 1999. What about 2001 Let’s Get Dirty? If that wasn’t a hit I don’t know what you call a hit.

    And Ty, the mixtape you’re talking about was called “Straight Outta Lo-cash” I think… He released another one called Ill At Will too. Redman is the fucking shit.

  103. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    no doubt blood hound i just felt the had to be added for the others who still wanna deny them credit.

    now demiks proof was real as fuck and guess what sometimes not being humble is real. secondly your just going on the family of the shooters word, because other witness’s have said the dude proof shot pulled out first but proof managed to pistol whip dude and shooot him only to get shot from behind 4 times by dudes cousin. obviously it sucks and is a shame but its as real as it gets homie ovbiously another case of when keeping it real goes wrong but proof was as real as they come, not many people in the D more reswspected than proof and for him to do what he did for EM shows what a real dude he is and he never went crazy hard after money and got on some greedy shit he did that shit out of his love for detroit EM and hip-hop

    and just cause dudes are dead doesnt mean they werent real? you gonna tell me pac and big werent real?

    and oschino and sparks yea people might not know alot about them but again that doesnt mean they arent real, you dont know about them because they dont eat of rap they have to still do their dirt ( i know dudes who actually deal with them dudes in some shall we say buisness ventures ) and they dont air all their shit out for everyone to hear they do their dirt in relative silence and keep it moving but dudes are real. and i was gonna say this the other day but god damn im ready for some new shit from them especially oschino i think dude is crazy nice

  104. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    ^^^^ co-signs EVERYTHING Ty wrote

  105. KLO Says:

    Happy Born Day Reggie Noble! One of the realest rappers to pick up the mic! GOD bless the G.O.D., REDMAN!!!

  106. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    Cosigns first 3 lines. didn’t read the rest………

  107. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    SMH @ Plug

    Yous a lazy mufu

  108. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    the Landlord Says:

    April 18th, 2006 at 10:14 am
    ^^^co-sign with reggaetonslasher. I grew up across the L.I.R.R. tracks from Kevin Madison (k-solo) in Brentwood, N.Y…..He is From Central Islip, N.Y. and no relation to Redman

    DOes any one know where I can get his first cd? Or better yet why is his nose so Big? You know you got a big ass nose when it’s bigger than KRS One’s. GOOD LAWD.

  109. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    Where is Craig Mac? That dude looks like the red hell rell…both of them niggas Fugly…

  110. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    Thats another dude that looked like snarf. That’s enough of the talkin about peoples apearence. That ish is femanine.

  111. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    ^^^ agrees

  112. D. Billz Says:

    Craig Mack is a bail bondsman in Newark.

  113. D. Billz Says:

    Disclaimer: I have no proof for the last statement I made.

  114. the Landlord Says:

    …You can get his 1st CD “Tell the World My Name” on Amazon, but its gonna cost you a grip…yeah, dude got colossal nose, plus he got them Patrick Ewing nostril effects on that joint…nasty…

  115. the Landlord Says:

    plug says…”Thats another dude that looked like snarf. That’s enough of the talkin about peoples apearence. That ish is femanine”.

    …ok,ok…no homo…

  116. reggaetonslasher Says:

    k-solo said DMX, stole his rhyme while locked up

  117. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    Yeah I seen that. but he past the lie detector test……Kind of.

  118. Plug industries AKA the Regulator Says:

    Accually DMX said K SOlo stole his rhyme.

  119. reggaetonslasher Says:

    ó¿ó sees all things . lines come digital stupid

  120. Foekist Says:

    reggaetonslasher Says:

    April 18th, 2006 at 11:05 am
    ó¿ó sees all things . lines come digital stupid

    No jewelry on, but I’m still live, and I’m coupin..

  121. Luis Says:


  122. Luis Says:

    p.s. you can move out the hood.. but the hood cant move out of you…

  123. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    “I was gettin some head, gettin gettin some head…”-

  124. Joe 88 Says:

    I could have been sure that k solo & redman were at least cousins or something they look just alike. anyways What thee album was my fav redman joint, dude always have the funniest skits. what ever happen to his mascot? anyways have anybody heard about the story when red & keith murray was chillin somewhere & red dared keith to slap prodigy and he went over there & did it? i don’t know if thats how i went down but that’s the story that i heard
    @ biggums
    O & Sparks are the shit i was hoping that they came out wit a album but i knew deep down that wasent gonna happen. O is the truth & omillio is tight i realized that when i cop this rocafella vs d block mixtape the whole state p was on there (except peedi) i think there were on hot 97 anyway O, chris & freeway shined on there. im just hoping they come out wit another state p album cause there first 2 was the shiznit

  125. reggaetonslasher Says:

    which one of them state p dudes said this ” you can tell whos the man just look at his wrist/ iced out like chicago december the fifth.”

  126. "HATCHBACK" Says:

    I had to reply to this, its kinda funny to me, you all try to sound like you know Red and Jay, not one of you have a clue what your talkin about, your the ones hatin on hiphop, all this he said she said crap, ya sound like a bunch of chicken heads……Red and Jay don’t care what you all think, i bet Red and jay are laughin at you fag’s……………don’t get me wrong, alot of your are thinkin what i’m thinkin, but to the one’s who are writing shit like they know Jay and Red “jay did this” and “Red said that”, EAT A DICK YOU GROUPIE BITCHES, GO LISTEN TO POP

  127. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    joe 88 – yea keith murrary did slap the shit out of prodigy and red was there not sure about red daring him to do it but keith murray is gully he wont fuck around so he slapped him stupid

    also the only reason i really care about the state property shit was for oschino and sparks, i like young chris too ( not so much neef buck ) but oschino is the truth for real

  128. reggaetonslasher Says:

    prodigy called them outta space mother fuckers, was talking real greasy

  129. Joe 88 Says:

    @ raggae
    that was oschino

  130. C Says:

    F*ck what you heard, Jay-z is a bitch not good enough to kiss Reggie Nobles ass. Seriously who the f*ck is Jay-z.

  131. the Landlord Says:

    @ C Says:
    April 18th, 2006 at 1:03 pm

    ….Mr. Giles, is that you?…..

  132. reggaetonslasher Says:

    @ joe 88 heres the actual quote that started the beef
    wit mobb and kieth murray . From the infamuos prelude:

    “And oh yeah.. to all them rap ass niggas wit ya half assed rhymes talkin bout how much you get high, how much weed you smoke and that crazy space shit that don’t even make no sense: don’t ever speak to me when you see me, knowaimsaying? Word. Imma have to get on some ol’ high school shit, start punchin niggas in they face just for livin. Yo, I’m finnished what I had to say, ya’ll can continue on.”

  133. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    ^^^ thats fucking great and murrary slapped the shit out of dude and checked him. that most of been one of the buetifulist things in the world. keith murray makes crazy sense when he rhymes yea he gets lifted and gets a bit crazy but he has more talent in his blunt rolling fingers than prodigy does in his whole body and we all know how bitch prodigy ass is anyway

  134. B-HEEZIE Says:

    Good Looks ESKAY………LIT UP ALL NIGHT YESTERDAY FOR MY BOY and Played my WHUT?!? THEE ALBUM and I was DOCed the FUNK OUT……HAPPY B-DAY RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  135. boston george Says:


  136. eskay Says:


  137. Reninatronix Says:

    I swear Eskay.

    I gotta do some essercises get my oatmeal and drink my coffe like im bout to hit century 21 AND H & M on 50th on a Saturday morning when I dip into the comments section.

  138. Demiks Says:

    >> @ demiks
    >> Also…
    >> Why remove Soulja Slim and Proof but not Biggie and Pac?

    When I said half your list was deceased, I meant everyone. Everyone, especially Big and Pac could of changed their outcome. You were talking about rappers who always have to mean mug, and said the realest ones are the ones who can just joke around like Redman. (That’s what I got when I read it.) So it look awkward that most of the list are known for acting hard.

    I don’t want to be an asshole, but Proof could have avoided that shit. Yea, that dudes cousin shot Proof 4 times, twice in the head, twice in the chest, but Proof shot the kid in the face before. Wheres his condolences? (I’m not related to the man, but you know…)

  139. eskay Says:

    >>like im bout to hit century 21 AND H & M on 50th on a Saturday morning

    yo my express bus passes that shit every morning, broads be waiting in front for that shit to open like they giving away cash or something.

  140. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    demiks – your listening to the reports from the suspects family who is also family of the other victim, but there are other witness reports that say this guy pulled out first but proof got the shot off first ( if someone pulls out on me and i got a gun on me im shootin ) but you are right regardless he really had no buisness being at that spot at 4;30 in the morning with 5 kids at home but its still a shame and we should still show love and respect to the man for all the good he did

  141. Reninatronix Says:


    yo my express bus passes that shit every morning, broads be waiting in front for that shit to open like they giving away cash or something.

    You ain’t know.
    You better get up in there and get baby mom’s a demin shrug and a pleated draw string skirt/summer dress. Cuz the 50th jawn IS THE flagship store.

    You just gotta woman up before you get up in there. Tourist’s and midtown employees be fighten’ over cowl neck sweaters and jersey dresses.

    They sh*t do be fly though.

    Wass up with the nahright laink?

    Can I get some blog laink love?!?!?!?

    Where you be going on your express jawn?
    You got roots show tickets? If so what day you going?

  142. Demiks Says:

    >> demiks – your listening to the reports from the suspects family who is also family of the other victim, but there are other witness reports that say this guy pulled out first but proof got the shot off first

    If Proof didn’t pull out his tool first (no homo), why would the security bring out theirs (no homo)? A gun should be the very-very last resort. If Proof didn’t take his out first, then what did Proof do to make shit escalate there? For security to need their guns?

    The guy Proof shot in the face died in the hospital bed, but nobody is giving him any condolences, but worldwide, people who don’t even know Proof (only know him as a celebrity) are praising him.

    R.I.P. Keith Bender

  143. eskay Says:

    >>Wass up with the nahright laink?

    Can I get some blog laink love?!?!?!?


    >>Where you be going on your express jawn?

    ^to the daily grind

    >>You got roots show tickets? If so what day you going?

    not yet, but I’m about to cop

    *mad I’m not seeing Ghost tonight*

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