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Killa Season: The Movie

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If you’re Cam’ron, you know you have a problem when not even the hipsters can find anything good to say about your movie. This week in New York there were a bunch of special theater screenings of the movie which will be released straight to DVD in a couple of weeks. I was actually supposed to go to one of these, but it ended up not happening, which probably isn’t a bad thing considering the reviews I’ve seen so far.

From Pitchfork:

Given its horrendous sound (think home movie with wind whipping the mic), embarrassing lighting (strange they couldn’t find high-watt a bulb considering much of the film takes place in a corner store) and an apparently improvised anti-plot that manages to further every dumbshit stereotype about rap music imaginable without much cleverness, Killa Season was generally disappointing. 

And The VV’s Status Ain’t Hood:

The engine of plot moves something like this: Juelz says, "They trying to take over the block," and the camera cuts to some guys saying, "Yo, let’s take over the block." Cam handles this problem by killing some guy in (seriously) a bicycle-by shooting…

and:

…In the movie, Cam charters a jet and flies his entire crew to a Southern strip club. This definitely seems like it was an excuse for the real-life Cam to charter a jet and fly his entire crew to a Southern strip club.

Interestingly enough, even after being warned: "Avoid this movie at all costs if you value your sanity," I still kinda want to see it. The unintentional comedy that it’s going to provide is just too much to pass up. And who knows, maybe it’ll be one of those films that is so bad that it actually comes around full circle and ends up being good in it’s awfulness.


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53 Responses to “Killa Season: The Movie”

  1. Dong Done In A Knot Says:

    FIRSSSSSSSSSSSSST

  2. Dong Done In A Knot Says:

    dong I’m in second

  3. Dong Done In A Knot Says:

    killa shoulda stopped with paid in full

  4. tyronebiggums Says:

    killa season bitches I’m with you eskay this shit is gonna be hilarious its gonna be like a train wreck. to watch cam be so serious while acting like such a damn fool is gonna be hysterical

  5. SOSA 420 Says:

    Shit looks terrible

  6. uneckbone Says:

    now way biggums. state property was horrible and there was nothing funny about it. if you watch killa season, your eyes will bleed and your kids will be born with down syndrome. beware.

  7. Janice Says:

    http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1809272232&cf=info

    killa season niggaz

  8. uneckbone Says:

    i just went to that yahoo link, and read user reviews. maybe i will watch.

    Killa Season
    by chesteraki (movies profile) (Apr 7, 2006)

    If you like dipset you gonna like it,its outlandish!Its dipset lingo,dipset swagger,and you get to see cam cry,as outlandish as that sounds.

    well i won’t watch, but i hope eskay has that clip of him crying posted. that would make my week.

  9. 613's Natural Born Hustla Says:

    Anybody seen dat clip form the movie?Cam pissin on a dude for $30 like wtf? but im still gonna bootleg dat movie(or download it).He was crazy in Paid In Full and he looks the same in this movie.

  10. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    Killa Season aka Knock off Paid in Full aka ‘Hood’s funniest home Video’s!!!

  11. Meccajj Says:

    1st…

  12. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    1st…?! Wow meccaJJ although I know you’re joking… You’re late as the fuck homie….

  13. rube Says:

    Cam was a bad ass nigga in paid in full… Not too excited bout killa season but still gotta c it…is that the official release date cuz I’ve seen too many to believe any…

  14. MaddenMaster Says:

    Its crazy doe in distributing small budget films…. That nigga aint dumb and since I’m a new Killa Cam fan I’m gone check it out!!!

    Here is my new discovery for the day, ENJOY
    http://www.asianbabecams.com/free

    HAHAHAH

  15. MaddenMaster Says:

    Bad movie or not It will be funny at the very least…

  16. Darth Cipher Says:

    seriously.. this is something im gunna download and laugh my ass off while smoking some blunts man… i wonna see cam cry, if hes convincing i might ease up on the cam disses, if not, im gunna tear his ass apart(no homo)… Bandana haha that shit still got me laughing

  17. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    I kinda feel sorry for cam because for the most part I actually like SOME of his music (no homo). But I feel like he is trying to hard to get the attention of the masses (yes homo on Cam’s part) the poster looks like Paid In Full… The names of the characters are fucking crazy… Hell Rell’s name is Hell (WOW!!! That’s easy!) Santana is Bandana (Didn’t see that one coming) and Cam’ron’s REAL character name is Cam’ron because he is a fucking character!

    This movie lacks A LOT of things… Originality, concept, a plot, a budget and most importantly talent. This is the begining of the end for Cam’ron and its putting a stop to the Dipset Movement.

    Thank you I’m Blood Hound this has been a movie review… Good weed goodnight!

    *fades to black*

  18. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    I kinda feel sorry for cam because for the most part I actually like SOME of his music (no homo). But I feel like he is trying to hard to get the attention of the masses (yes homo on Cam’s part) the poster looks like Paid In Full… The names of the characters are fucking crazy… Hell Rell’s name is Hell (WOW!!! That’s easy!) Santana is Bandana (Didn’t see that one coming) and Cam’ron’s REAL character name is Cam’ron because he is a fucking character!

    This movie lacks A LOT of things… Originality, concept, a plot, a budget and most importantly talent. This is the begining of the end for Cam’ron and its putting a stop to the Dipset Movement.

    Thank you I’m Blood Hound this has been a movie review… Good weed goodnight!

    *fades to black*

  19. E From BK Says:

    Very sad. I’m sure Camran is going to make some decent money, but damn! At what point does art play a part? There is no artistic value in this bullshit. It’s a slap in the face to true film makers and actors. At least when he was in Paid In Full there was integrity in his acting.

  20. blitzpro Says:

    I’ll just see my 2 for 5 niggaz on 125th & cop it. If its horrible oh well, its just $2.50 lost.

  21. Da Newz Man Says:

    *Breaking News*

    Word is that Killa Season is going to be the sequal to The Pink Panther. Will the Diplomats convince people they can make movies? Probably not. Will it be better than Get Rich Or Die Tryin? I dont care. Does anyone besides Dipset groupies care for this movie? I wouldnt know!

  22. liveabovemediocrity Says:

    ‘Avoid this movie at all costs if you value your sanity’
    puhahahahahahaha

  23. MaddenMaster Says:

    WELL THE FIGHT IS OVER AND FLOYD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ZAB AND ESGAY STILL HASN’T UPDATED THE MAIN PAGE!!!!!! THE POINT I’M ABOUT TO MAKE IS ONLY GONE SET YOU HATERS OFF BUT OH FUCKING WELL ITS A FUNNY POINT……… OK HERE GOES!!!

    FLOYD V. ZAB WAS ALL 50 CENT

    FLOYD “I WHOOP YA HEAD BOY”
    ZAB “GOD GAVE ME STYLE”

    HAHAHAHAHAH
    I GUESS THE WHOLE WORLD DON’T HAT G-UNIT HUH LOL
    THE LAST TIME A FIGHTER CAM OUT TO A D-BLOCK SONG HE GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT HAHAHAHAHAHAH THE CHAMP WAS THERE AND GONE!!

  24. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    ^^^^ That just proves a great point Madden… Boxers lose brain cells boxing!

  25. Da Newz Man Says:

    ^^^^

    LMAO! But true.

  26. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    50 Cent: I’ll whip ya head boy!

    “2 niggas in the front, 2 niggas in the back, that’s 4 niggas riding inside grand pa’s caddilac”

    B.G. : Fuck’em

    “Me, my nigga & 2 choppers. Fuck that 4 deep shit”

  27. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    50 cent: God gave me style.
    God: Has a sense of humor also!

  28. luis Says:

    MaddenMaster Says:

    April 9th, 2006 at 12:47 am
    WELL THE FIGHT IS OVER AND FLOYD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ZAB AND ESGAY STILL HASN’T UPDATED THE MAIN PAGE!!!!!! THE POINT I’M ABOUT TO MAKE IS ONLY GONE SET YOU HATERS OFF BUT OH FUCKING WELL ITS A FUNNY POINT……… OK HERE GOES!!!

    FLOYD V. ZAB WAS ALL 50 CENT

    FLOYD “I WHOOP YA HEAD BOY”
    ZAB “GOD GAVE ME STYLE”

    HAHAHAHAHAH
    I GUESS THE WHOLE WORLD DON’T HAT G-UNIT HUH LOL
    THE LAST TIME A FIGHTER CAM OUT TO A D-BLOCK SONG HE GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT HAHAHAHAHAHAH THE CHAMP WAS THERE AND GONE!!

    AGREED!!!!

    What up my peoples, I know this might sound crazy BUT………LIVE from 40/40 on the bartender’s laptop…..HA….beat that bitches!
    *goes to collect side bets he had with other people, while sipping on henney and listening to Nasty Girl*

    I’m rich biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiacth!!!!

  29. Da Newz Man Says:

    ^^^

    LMAO!!!

  30. Da Newz Man Says:

    ^^^^

    @bloodhound

  31. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    What up Luis?

    40/40 eh?

    Aren’t there any girls around you should be hollering at or something instead of riding 50’s dick?

  32. Curtis Jackson Says:

    ^^^^ co-signs

    I don’t like guys lil homie!

    *oils body while listening to YMCA*

  33. Da Newz Man Says:

    ^^^^

    AHAHAHAHA!!!

  34. Lloyd Banks Says:

    Did yall see my movie? I’m the complete opposite of 50, i dont care what you are, as long as you want some of me. Hey Luis, want to join the G-UNIT fan club? Its real cool, you get to have a aluminum G-UNIT spinner chain. Theres no health benefits though. You better not leave us like my ex friend Game either. Yukmouth figured out that he was a stripper? NO! I DID! I use to get dances from Game!!! Doja he is!!

    *oils body to join Curtis in listening to YMCA*

  35. Meccajj Says:

    no lie, i was at this after hour spot getting food, and this girl had on white girl, probably from like right outside of the hood/ghetto whatever, had on a juelz t-shirt and was like i love him, we like family and i was like yo that nigga lyrics is mad whack, yo this chick wanted to like bang out over this nigga….it was hilarious

    pastor i’m going to stop saying nigga real soon i swear

  36. nyquil Says:

    gotdamn. i gotta tell you, as both a young director and a great fan of hop-hop, these guys are embarressments on both fronts. why does a group who can’t even put out decent music get into the movie business? this whole movie is a true embarressment for the hip-hop genre. movies like hustle & flow (except the 36 mafia oscar speech) and 8 mile are films who are true hop-hop pride on the big screen. these films are great in every aspect. there are no stereotypes presented and the most important fact is that the character(s) go through changes in a way that humanizes the whole hip-hop game, opens peoples minds and demolished various prejudices towards our style of music. cam’ron is ruining hip-hop with his style, his music and now, his film.
    is this how this genre should be portrayed?

    ghost.

  37. el_feces_loco Says:

    el_feces_loco’s_wifey Says:
    April 4th, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    SMH@SOME OF YOUS…STOP TAKIN SHIT ON FACE VALUE SO MUCH.
    REAL HUSTLING IS A SPRINT NOT A MARATHON….
    I SAID THAT TO SAY THIS.
    _____________________________________________________________
    A $10,000 DOLLAR BUDGET _____________________________________________________________
    $1,000 USED FOR FRONT MONEY FOR THE DICE GAME WHICH WILL THEN BE USED TO PAY THE STREET NIGGAS FOR APPEARANCES.
    1,000 TO PAY FOR PIFF HOES PURP ETC
    $8,000 TO BUY/PRINT/PRODUCE/BURN 20-50,000 DVD’S AND OR COVERS
    ____________________________________________________________
    SO THATS 20,OOO-50,000 DVDS AT 10 DOLLARS A WOP= $200,000-$500,000 *****TAX FREE***** FOR A 2NIGHTS AND 1 DAY WORTH OF WORK?…YALL AINT GONNA TELL ME THAT THERE AINT 20,000 DIP SET FANS FROM HERE TO FLORIDA TO CALI THAT WONT COP THIS SHIT?

    SOME OF YALL SPEND TOO MUCH TIME COUNTIN OTHER NEGGAS MONEY…LIFE IS A HUSTLE..GET ONE…OR BOTH.

    @bootlegging..this movie wont get bootlegged as much as yall think…You might have to cop an original copy…you know the one that comes with the complimentary promotional mini vial of Cams real piss or the mini bottle of “nohomo” cologne?

  38. D. Billz Says:

    “And who knows, maybe it’ll be one of those films that is so bad that it actually comes around full circle and ends up being good in it’s awfulness.”

    LOL @ Eskay’s feeble attempt to save this guy.

    @ El_feces_loco: That’s the problem with hip hop today. Everybody is using it as a hustle and the art form and integrity is suffering in the long run.

    Yall wanna peep a REAL hip hop dvd? Go cop Murs “Walk Like a Man”, a movie based off the same title of a song he has on his Murs 3:16 album (produced by 9th Wonder). And keep your eyes peeled for his Murray’s Revenge album (also produced by 9th).

  39. Darth Cipher Says:

    @ nyquil, three 6 mafia shouldnt of won that oscar, the song for crash was alot more captivating in the mood and feeling of the movie, the only reason they won was strictly political in terms of everything happening in the south, and yes there speech was horrible, they must of thought they were on a BET stage when they were doing that shit, so embarressing…

    as a man who wants to go into the film and music business, this truely is a slap in the face to people who actually spend years studying the methods and arts of film, for them to do this just because they can and completely waste good digital memory(cause we all know they did not use film) that could have been used for someone who actually knew what they were doing, its just disgraceful, but like i said before this is a movie that i would watch to laugh at them about, i know its gunna be crap i mean its dipshit for fuck sake, from the time i heard the names and seen cam piss on homie i knew this movie wasnt worth spit…

  40. Laughin@yaniggas!!! Says:

    have mercy! The fact that it looks like crap makes us wanna know what this crap is about

  41. Laughin@yaniggas!!! Says:

    Tell me that that nigga hell rell dont look 66 tops

  42. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    lol @ laughin@yaniggas

    Hell Rell looks older than that… And to top it off he looks strung out too! Looks like that dope eating his face alive…

    That nigga so ugly his momma named him shit happens. True story!

  43. Da Newz Man Says:

    Hell Rell is actually 60 years old, but since he’s on the Diplomats, he has been getting alot of stress. Mainly because their wack, but thats not the point.

  44. Spanish Jay Says:

    and whats said is people will watch this massise cliche of a movie

  45. MEGA' Says:

    Give a nigga a fish; feed him for one night,
    Teach a nigga to fish; he’s gonna use your boat to pick up hoes.
    Point being, with all of that money and influence, try doing something positive or creative (or at least not mad retarded)!
    It’s is what it is!

  46. Luis Says:

    Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    April 9th, 2006 at 1:30 am
    What up Luis?

    40/40 eh?

    Aren’t there any girls around you should be hollering at or something instead of riding 50’s dick?

    Curtis Jackson Says:

    April 9th, 2006 at 1:31 am
    ^^^^ co-signs

    I don’t like guys lil homie!

    *oils body while listening to YMCA*

    Da Newz Man Says:

    April 9th, 2006 at 1:38 am
    ^^^^

    AHAHAHAHA!!!

    Lloyd Banks Says:

    April 9th, 2006 at 1:42 am
    Did yall see my movie? I’m the complete opposite of 50, i dont care what you are, as long as you want some of me. Hey Luis, want to join the G-UNIT fan club? Its real cool, you get to have a aluminum G-UNIT spinner chain. Theres no health benefits though. You better not leave us like my ex friend Game either. Yukmouth figured out that he was a stripper? NO! I DID! I use to get dances from Game!!! Doja he is!!

    *oils body to join Curtis in listening to YMCA*

    Hey Blood Noun “Bum Lord” of ALL Fags, my girl was there with me sitting with my other friends at 1 of the tables hence I couldn’t kick it to other biddies, BUT why would I want to even do that if my girl is a dime piece?…..you figure that out playboy!!!!

    WOW, straight up hating!!!! Damn Blood, hate runs through your veins doesn’t it? hahahaha, it’s all good, keep on hating fam, meanwhile I’ll be laughing all the way to the bank……NUFF SAID!!!!

  47. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    lol @ Luis’ WEAK come back…

    That’s what’s up homie… She must be one of the dimes 50 dropped… hahaha

    Take that to the bank bitch! lol

  48. Curtis Jackson Says:

    Luis shut up, i like girls not boys.

    *starts oiling his body up to YMCA*

    *Banks comes in*

    Banks: 50 can i have a moment?

    40 Cent: Call me 40 from now on bitch!

    Banks: Ok my master….But Em says that we’re just his puppets, so that he can make millions off of us. Is this true?

    40 Cent: WHAT!? (a tear comes out)

    Banks: ITS OK MAN!! WE’LL GET OVER IT!!

    *Banks And 40 Cent start crying, and start singing lean on me*

  49. Luis Says:

    Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    April 10th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
    lol @ Luis’ WEAK come back…

    That’s what’s up homie… She must be one of the dimes 50 dropped… hahaha

    Take that to the bank bitch! lol

    LOL hey asshole, in no way was this a come back hence you’re just hating because my girl looks WAY better than yours homie…….NUFF SAID!!!!

  50. RuffianRoni Says:

    yo i agree, to see Cam act a damn fool, so that niggas will cringe, this shit is a must see !

  51. Diplomatic Says:

    Aight this is coming from someone who loves the whole dipset movement, i’ve cop alot of their mixtappes and albums. but i gotta admit that this was the worst garbage I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen Deuce Bigalow so that lets you know what I’m talking. I mean i thought cam had some money, at least spend a couple grand on production. the audio was terrible, specially when wind blew on the mics, the cameramen are in the pictures and the acting is past horrible. and can someone explain how the fuck juelz has on the same shirt in every scene even though it suppose to take place over several months, i mean how do you fuck up something so obvious like that. Also there wasn’t any plot, any rise in conflict, any resolution, or any of the typical shit youd find in a movie. I can only hope that the album isn’t half as bad as this or cam’s carreer will be over

  52. Suge Right Says:

    this movie was jokes. To the people saying its garbage LOL u dumbasses it was meant to be non serious. Cam was just doing this movie for fun. I think it was too violent and gory like when they chopped up that corner store owner.

  53. 8 mile Says:

    I wish I could paint myself Black and be like cam my movie was better than his.

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