This is pretty funny. Somebody made off with a truck full of Nelly’s coonishly named energy drink Pimp Juice. I’m sure losing a truckload of soda isn’t gonna break this guy, but I figured we could use this post to talk about how garbage Nelly is. Oh man, this guy is trash. Nelly is everything that is wrong with hip hop in the 21st century embodied in one person. What is that shit he does anyway? It sure isn’t rap, it’s more like a high pitch hybrid of whining and singing over vaguely hip hop sounding pop beats. And people eat that nonsense up. Now remember, this clown went diamond! Diamond! I shudder when I think that there are actually 10 million Nelly cd’s in existence on this planet. And then, Diddy has the nerve to put this asshat on Biggie’s Duet’s, on the same song as Frank White? As if that wasn’t enough, he makes it the first single! That’s the kind of move that should get you an automatic banishment from rap music with no chance of appeal.