Young Buck = Not That Gangsta

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Today, Young Buck managed to weasel his way out of jail time for the stabbing of dude at last years Vibe Awards. His lawyers managed to use video footage of the brawl along with, get this, DNA analysis of the knife used in the attack, to prove that it wasn’t in fact Buck who stabbed son. They argued that although Buck can clearly be seen on tape lunging towards the man, he was actually holding a fork, not a knife and wasn’t responsible for his wounds. From MTV News:

"The allegation was that he used a knife and caused injury — that was dismissed," Levine said. "What he did admit to doing was having a fork and getting involved in some action with Mr. Johnson. He didn’t cause any injury, he didn’t stab him, but he had the fork. He takes responsibility for that, it was wrong, and he wants to move on now."

What does that even mean? He had the fork, was involved in ‘some action’ but didn’t stab him? But yet, money had a stab wound. And what difference is there really between a fork and a knife anyway? What if it was a spoon? How about a  spatula?

Wow, it must be great to walk into court on charges like this when you have money. This is all great for Buck and everything, but at the end of the day the only thing I’m convinced of is: G-Unit=Not That Gangsta. You mean to tell me that after their boss got snuffed in front of half the Industry, the heaviest hardware Buck could find was a goddamn fork? And then he all did was (no homo) get "involved in some action with him"? This dude belongs on the Food Network, not the cover of XXL.


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24 Responses to “Young Buck = Not That Gangsta”

  1. Billy Sunday Says:

    EsKeezy,

    you have been prolific with your posts today. this joint about Buck was my favorite. is the house of cards that gangsta rap lives in about to tumble?

    I am sure that Buck and the boys would much rather be in St.Tropez rubbing tanning oil on each other.

    Nullus to that last sentence of course.

  2. Rizoh Says:

    lmao. buck is an act

  3. e-dubbs Says:

    It’s called beating a case. Not beating a case = not gangster. Beating a case = gangster.

    You wanna talk homo, Styles stabbing a crackhead in the butt, now thats not gangsta.

  4. Ves Says:

    hows BUCK not gangster? — he jigged dude, now hes tring to beat the case. Anyway, im sure this whole ‘fork theory’ wasnt BUCKS idea, its his attorney at work.

  5. Shock Says:

    I’m with e-dubbs, man.

    Buck beat a case, and you’re gonna hate? Fuck that! You know damn well that the fork was his lawyer’s excuse to get him off. The haters (like yourself) continue to mount up and hate, and yet G-Unit keeps making money….

    And what makes you the foremost expert on being “gangster?” I know YOU wouldn’t shank a dude who punched your boss in the face. And if you did, you’d say it was a fork too if you could beat the case. Shit, I would too.

    This is a bullshit post, homey. Get your shit together.

  6. eskay Says:

    Ok everybody relax, cuz he didn’t beat shit. He got 3 years Felony probation, a fine and community service. He just weaseled out of jail time. And yeah I’m fucking hating. In case you havent realized, I don’t like G-Unit. Niggas stay talking about I’m hating but be all up in my posts. If you’re looking for the Young Buck Trial celebration you better go over to Gunitworld, cuz it sure ain’t here.

    and Shock, how the fuck you know what I’ll do homey? you won’t see me going back and forth arguing on the internet, I’ll tell you that. Take a look at the image at the top of the page dog. thats the block, Yonkers NY, holla at me.

    “First the Fat Boys break up, now everyday I wake up, somebody got something to say…”

  7. Mike G. Says:

    “Take a look at the image at the top of the page dog. thats the block, Yonkers NY, holla at me.”

    I second this being a bullshit post.

    File this one under who cares. Y.O. doesnt matter for sure. Kinda clownish for that to be your reasoning. You are clown if a corny hip hop beef that has no bearing on your life is your reason for hate.

  8. eskay Says:

    Wow, this post is bringing out all the tough guys. Mike G. I just did a search on your past comments and your a G-Unit Stan. You lurk here and comment on all the anti-g-unit posts like a good little soldier. Isn’t the real question: who cares about g-string-Unit? let’s keep it funky, no real hip hop fans respect them, only 80’s babies who don’t know no better.

    >>Y.O. doesnt matter for sure. Kinda clownish for that to be your reasoning.

    what reasoning? I’m just letting your boy know where to find me if he wants to talk it over like grown men. you can come too if you want.

    >>You are clown if a corny hip hop beef that has no bearing on your life is your reason for hate.

    my reason for hate is the flood of wack shit I have to endure from a camp whose leader has no respect for the game, or you little soldiers running around brainwashed by marketing schemes. i’ve repeatedly said that neither 50’s success or his ‘beef’ with the LOX or anybody else are the reasons I don’t like him.

  9. eskay Says:

    And as far as this being a bullshit post, you niggas take yourselves too seriously. you should go start a pro-50 blog where you can praise the accomplishments of Curtis and the Heartbeats and I’ll come lurk in your comments. I mean seriously, who likes them? Everybody I talk to offline agrees with me, and their only regular supporter on this site, e-dubbs, even admits they’re garbage.

  10. Mike G. Says:

    Let me tell you how this works. You make a post. I comment or reply based upon the content if I choose. As far as I know these comments are here because you want feedback. If you dont want comments then turn them off. I what? commented on like one or two other posts on this site? You can discredit me all you want. I didnt say anything close to Stanish. This is your blog. I dont have a reputation to keep up.

    If you are a child and cant grasp the concept then let me know. Dont call me an 80’s baby just because you cant stand criticism. Dont invite me to your street to see you because I thought this was just a blog. Dont catch feelings because someone disagrees with you.

  11. eskay Says:

    >>f you are a child and cant grasp the concept then let me know. Dont call me an 80’s baby just because you cant stand criticism. Dont invite me to your street to see you because I thought this was just a blog. Dont catch feelings because someone disagrees with you.

    Trust me nobody’s catching feelings. my problem is yall niggas taking this post too seriously like you never heard of sarcasm. if you’ve read any of my other posts, and I know you have, then should be able to appreciate the fact that I like to spin G-Unit news negatively. You think I really care what Buck did or didn’t do, or if he beats this bullshit case?

    Shock said: “You know damn well that the fork was his lawyer’s excuse to get him off.”

    yeah exactly, you think I don’t know that? but ya’ll wanna come on here and try to clown me like I’m sitting at home mad at 50 or something. nigga please. this is my outlet to express my opinion on shit that happens in hip hop. that opinion tends to take a certain tone. if you don’t like that tone, cool but don’t act like I don’t know what I’m talking about and try to tell me what I will or won’t do.

  12. County Says:

    I don’t roll with nobody in G-Unit but Buck, he did his thang, was he suposed to say “I’m a gangster yea I stabbed that nigga.” He get extra points for stabbing dude on national TV in front of everybody then walking away…..thats how you supposed to carry shit-if you can.

  13. DEEZ NUTS Says:

    FUCK THESE COWARD ASS RAPPERS. I WOULDNT FIGHT FOR A NIGGA WHO WONT FIGHT FOR HIMSELF. DRE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MAIN NIGGA STABBING OR IF EVERYBODY WAS STABBING THEN IT WOULD MAKE SENSE. BUCK, YOU TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM FOR NOTHING. GET YOUR MONEY UP AND LEAVE G-UNIT LIKE GAME. START YOUR OWN COMPANY HOMIE. DONT LET YOUR LEGACY BE A FOLLOWER NIGGA.

  14. T Says:

    This shit is hilarious….you guys sound like 11 year olds sitting on the bedroom floor debating who’s the better wrestler, Hulk Hogan or Mr T.

    It’s all entertainment people…I think you guys take it more serious than the “grown” ass men that all ya’ll are fighting over.

    Damn! Grown ass men. Now that’s something to debatable.

  15. e dubbs Says:

    See,

    Just my 3 cents.. Bosses dont have to fight. Ever see John Gotti do a hit after he became a boss? Nope. And why would he want to leave like Game? So his career could be over too?

    S, dudes cooked you man.. I know you not gonna go out like that?

  16. eskay Says:

    please, I win every argument on this site. smh at niggas thinking they favorite rapper is gangsta and getting mad when they’re questioned.

  17. SEEUNO FUK GAY UNIT Says:

    BUCK IS THE ONLY GAY MEMBER OF THE UNIT THAT I ACTUALLY CAN HEAR BUT HE JUST LOST ALL MY RESPECT THANX ES

  18. mofo Says:

    he didn’t stab him, but he had the fork. lmao

  19. gemini4lyfe Says:

    After reading your Post, I can actually say that I am in total agreement with you, cause for a long time now, I been watching this G-unit Clique (pun on the word) grow as a company, and I can’t for the lyfe in me figure out what is really up with these boyz. First 50cent comes on the scene and proclaims that he is the king of Ny, and bad mouths all opposing him ( How to Rob song ) then he signs with the Blacksheep of Rap (Ememin) and trys to take on the heavy hitters ( Jay Z, Nas ), he wasn’t successful so he diverted his attention to lesser foes ( Ja Rule ), and from that point he is suppose to be the baddest man in the rap game. I say the who G-Unit Clique is a Joke, and needs to fall in the catagory of Pop, cause thats all those boyz be doing is popping them dildo’s out their Ass!

  20. Nils Says:

    “Bob Marley nigga tell me where the weed at…”
    What the hell is this mofo thinkin callin himself Bob Marley

  21. Krome Says:

    Yo get me Bucks Attorney thats the wy to beat and this i love= Beating the case Gangster

  22. xecuter Says:

    # Nils Says:
    December 16th, 2005 at 7:31 am

    “Bob Marley nigga tell me where the weed at…”
    What the hell is this mofo thinkin callin himself Bob Marley

    LOL, he says BUCK MARLEY NIGGA TELL ME WHERE THE WEED AT!!!!

  23. ANTWON GONZALEZ Says:

    fuk all u niggaz who dont got love for g unit I bet all dat shit u talkin u wont say dat shit 2 they faces. GGGGGGGGG UNIT GGGGGGGGGGGGGG UNOT KILLA FUCK GAME AND DEM BLACK WALL STREET BITCHEZ

  24. mona Says:

    what the hell he hard alright he hard wit a fork in his pocket

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