I never liked that big dumb Elephant Shaq, and now I know why. This muthafucka is police! I remember hearing that he said he wanted to be a cop after he left the NBA, but I didn’t know he actually was one part time. What a dickhead. Like the public really needs your big, dumb, rich ass running around thinking your fucking Tubbs from Miami Vice? I can just see him rolling up in his Superman Escalade with the little fucking lite on the top and Kobe cuffed in the back for some kind of sex crime. Seriously though, what black person becomes a cop? Get a grip. I hope Detroit ends your season pig.